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J. Franklin Phipps. you're ever the is expected that the Student Council
will petition the Board of Trustees
samel
for abolition of the institution.
The chnpcl referendum enmo at the
Wo nro the ultimate gainers of
culminntlon of a two weeks discussion1
your deeds.
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Tim
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Through you, our school, if it so wns managed by the nntird State Col?
Penn

One of the features of Dad's Dny
cclcbrntlon at Northwestern University wns a fray on the football field
between
hnlves
at the half all
dads wcro called onto the field,
a football kicked into their midst, and
soon the dads- - wcro scrapping as
fiercely as the varsity team had been

AFTER THE ACID TEST,
THEN WHAT7

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For Feeders of

Dairy Cows and Beef Cattle

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Eveyy state fair and livestock show conducts a feeding
contest. The premium list is the book of rules. Every
contestant must pay an entry fee or stall rent and also
buy his feed.
Most of these fairs and shows nrc commercial enterprises and
they arc expected to earn a profit. They arc supported by all
agricultural colleges and livestock associations because they help the

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farmer and feeder.
Wc thoroughly believe in rewarding feeders for their skill in
getting the utmost out of their feeding materials.
They should be
encouraged in every way possible, therefore wc have launched the
greatest feeders' contest of all

122 Cash Prizes

$15,000.00

Prizes for Cow Testing Associations
$3,000.00
Prizes for Individual Dairy Herds
2,100.00
Prizes for Championship Cows
1,000.00
Prizes for Beef Cattle Feeders
2,500.00
12 Prizes for supervisors or verifiers
2,650.00
24 Prizes for herd managers
1,250.00
37 Prizes for
2,500.00
feed dealers
122 Prizes, totaling
$15,000.00
Every feeder of six or more dairy cows, or forty or more beef
You can feed anything you
cattle is urged to enter this contest.
like just so the grain ration contains 25or more of Corn Gluten
Feed the protein feed that makes meat or milk at the lowest cost.
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You should enter your college herds. The members of your animal husbandry
should become certifying supervisors for other feeders.
This will be
valuable experience in your college course and may earn the supervisors prizes.
This contest starts April i and ends September jo, 1916. The simple rules
This bulletin and
and. conditions arc given in detail In our Bulletin No. 4.
our new book, "The Gospel of Good Feeding" will be mailed free. Write for
them Now.
classes

Associated Corn Products Manufacturers
Feed Research Department
Hugh C. Van Pelt, Director
208 South La Salle St., Chicago, III.

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The Phoenix Hotel
gives especial attention to

forgotten."

Sunday afternoons thnn any other
sorority can claim.
Delta Delta Delta You can see for
yourself how "cute" our Greek letters look on the backs of slickers.
Delta Zeta Though wc are mostly
intellectual, we might take a few
flappers.
Kappa Delta Your choice of styles
in muskrat coats.
Kappa Kappa Gamma Our new
house barks for itself.
Omega Rho Most of us are just
"home cc" girls, learning how to bo

Let Us Rise and Sing
Once more the months have rolled
by and it's time again to repeat the

Cafeteria
Home Cooking1

G. CRAMER,

Manager

had

has
BLUEBEARD
7 Wives

By n vote of 1709 to 315 at Pennsylvania State College expressed their
disapproval of compulsory
chapel.
This was one of tho largest votes
ever polled at Penn State College.
With these returns as a basis, it

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but they're QUALITY

We Tender Tribute
The following poem, written in tribute to J. Franklin Phipps, outstanding football player of the University
of Kentucky, was written by a student of Ashland High school and pub
lished in
monthly magazine of
that institution. The Kernel takes
this opportunity to reprint this poem
that the students of the university
might see the great respect which the
football men of Ashland High school
hold for their veterans.
The poem follows:

J. Franklin Phipps, here's a toast
to you,

J. Franklin Phipps of the White
and the Blue.
we re not prone to lorget your
brilliant past;
Your athletic achievements of the
highest class.
We miss, no doubt,
pluck

I
yyr

luck.
Remember

Frank,

your fighting

your

te

terror,

t

combined

Tomcat

rank
The

HEN style

with quality and long
life, as it is in a Stetson, there'
can be no question as to the
hat you should wear.

But State's the gainer by our bad

STETSON HATS

the mighty

tank!
We read of your Centre-smashin- g
game,
And reading, felt the glow'of fame;
Its close proximity to your name.

Styled for young men

g

hen it's the night of
the season's most festive dance
and Mimiy herself has consented M

d

Co-e- d

frt

Do you like music?
Yes, why?
I heard your socks the other

TRY OUR SERVICE ONCE

BAIRD'S

MANUEL

students.)
Alpha Gamma
Epsilon Lawyers
and Felix Cats 'Nuff said.
Phi Four wheels
Alpha Sigma
.vithout breaks "Halitosis.
Alpha Tau Omega We specialize in
big, strong athletic brutes.
Chi Sigma Alpha Tends toward
the studious.
Delta Tau Delta We advertise the
best lunches on the campus, weenies
and sour kraut.
Kappa Alpha Beautiful new frat
house behind the bushes.
Kappa Sigma We claim more
squirrelitis and campusitis than any
other frat on the campus.
Phi Kappa Tau We really prefer
(For the benefit

Hertz

Dodges
Fords

All New Cars

Balloon Tires

curly-heade-

the satisfaction of doing business with
real friends.

The Storey

RENTACAR
Company
Lafayette-Phoeni-

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Garage

STUDENT REPRESENTATIVES
"COWBOY" UNDERWOOD
EMMETT CHILES

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have a Camel!
WHEN the night of the
famous prom has come
and you contemplate

your luck and your
have a
greatness
Camel!
For Camel adds of its
own romance to every
memorable event. Camels
never tire the taste, never
leave a cigarctty aftertaste. When you light a
Camel, you may know
you are smoking the'

men.

Kappa Alpha
"high hat," and cold air" make up the
greater part of our diulect but in spite
of that we still have "prestige" and
"rate."
Phi Delta Theta The world's best
brands of tea studied by us.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon Guarantee
any election on the campus.
Sigma Beta Xi The Hut, our next
door neighbor.
Sigmu Chi All sworn members of
the "Water Wagon."
Sigma Nu Advantageous position
overlooking campus, "Sees All; Knows
all."
Sororities
Alpha Delta Theta Our hand palnt-c- d
is the pride of our hearts.
furniture
Alpha Gamma Delta For the benefit of anxious mothers, we recommend
our glass porch as n protection for
their daughters.
Alpha Xi Delta Wo are quite near
to tho most select college cafes Fountain of Youth rind Tho Tavern.
Chi Omega Wo know there are
more cars in front of our domicile oi)
Pi

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your good fortune

ON OUR CAMPUS

YOU WILL ALWAYS COME BACK

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before starting you thank

day.

Nr.

Young

Brighnm

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(This wns written in n spirit of
fun; we hope it will be taken in a like
spirit).

wuz.)
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had

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semi-annu-

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J. Franklin Phipps, may you always be true
To those ideals that you have
taught
Through tho famous feats which you
have wrought!
Tomcats of the '25 Scnson

good wives.
Sigma,
Beta Upsilon
Activity
hounds.
Zeta Tau Alpha We all can, Chares-to- n.

again.
that that
number is over with, we will all stand
"We weland sing our
come You" to the tune of "More Fish
in the Sea."
Welcome, little freshie, don't you
cry
You'll be a senior by and by.
Funk and Wagnall's may be considered an authority in defining words,
but any college man can tell you
what's wrong with this:
"Flapper A young bird not yet able
to fly well."
(It may have been in days gone
by but things ain't what they use

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You have

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Freshies Arrive
The what the new freshies. Akkie says she's so glad there are some
she can put it over on now. She told
me about this dumb little thing who
registered in front of her, and filled
out his card thusly:
Born Yes, but I don't remember,
the event.
Parents 2.
College you wish to enter U. K.,
you darn fool, what do you think I'm
here for?
As for me, when I seen these lowest of creatures, I just had to break
into rhyme:
Freshman are like little amoebae
As through the buildings they
scurry
Never knowing where to go
And always in a hurry.
I ain't been here long enough to
advise the little freshies but one
thing I know Freshmen, don't put
paper in the desks. If you fill 'em up,
where in the Sam Hill do you think
upper classmen will put theirs?

Now

UNIVERSITY ORGANIZATIONS

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hero's

Of all sad words of tongue or pen
The saddest are these I've flunked

FOR

JOHN

I enn't begin this hero composition
like nil the other comedians do "All
I know is what I rend in the papers"
as I haven't seen n paper for two
weeks, beings this survival of the fit
test was on. I must say I never in
my life seen coffee, double strong
dopes, and nlarm clocks so popular.
Akkle had one of the latter, you know,
"the worst enemy n feller has," nnd
the rounds that little Ben made would
have made Ben Turpin look straight
at you. The diamond necklaces of the
dectcctive stories wasn't in it as to the
number of thefts committed on its
nickle-plnted
behalf. Akkie and I really did cram; Akkie studied so much
that her S. P. became a P. S.
Now, I know you're sick enough
with exams as it is, without my bring
ing them back to your recollection, but
I must tell you what one famous col
legian told me about exams. "Exams,"
he says, "is the absence of things re
membered and the presence of things

Texas, near tho const.

So, J. Franklin Phipps,
toast to you,

"Collegiate Blues:"

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Will reap the rewards of fighting
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That's beyond reproach and the
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