KENTUCKY

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FARMERS
TRIUMPH

SCORE

HERE

Fourteenth Annual Farm and
Home Week Convention One
of Moat Successful Ever in
Session at U. of K.

BANQUET IS BIG FEATURE

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The fourteenth nnmml Farm nml
Homo Week Convention, which wns
held nt the University of Kentucky
during the past week, from January
'20-2- 9
inclusive, was one of the most
successful conventions which has ever
been in session here.
constructive set
A
of lectures and demonstrations were
Riven under the management of N.
It. Elliott, of the College of Agriculture, who was in charge of the program for the convention, and the
meetings dealt with the practical
sides of farm culture, for both men
mid women. Soils, crops, and all livestock as well as marketing problems
were included in the discussions.
Among the prominent speakers for
the men's meetings were Lucius C.
Wilson, Chicago financier, who gave
n most instructive talk on "Farm Organizations"; II. A. Morgan, president
of the University of Tennessee, who
gave one of the outstanding speeches
"Economic Facts
of the convention

About Kentucky."
The women's meetings, which were
held at White hall, were highly conn
structive and interesting. Mrs.
Lott, who gave a lecture and demonstration on "Recreation for Farm
Women," and Mrs. .Clara D. Judson,
of Chicatro. known as "the woman
banker," were among the features of
their programs.
A fine attendance was had at the
banquet, which was held on Thurs
day night, at the Hotel Lafayette.
Mig-no-

TO
RESOLVE
STUDENTS
GRADES
BETTER
MAKE
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to forgive and forget. As long as
there are professors and students, the
wails of the latter will rent the air
with pathetic sounds. A hundred
years from now no one will know that
these students flunked, or that the
professor won the cup for the high
est number of "E's". They loth go
to make up life, and they both have
four months in which to redeem them
selves in the others' eye.

Robert Fulton hadn't enioved the liriv- clege of bein' the inventor of the
steamboat long enough. Some sena
tor wns in favor of Fitch bavin' n
Another
whnck at it for a while.
senator arose and said that ho still be
discovered
lieved
that Columbus
Americn mid suggested that they let
history alone. They had n vote, Fitch
lost and I hegnn to worry about the
We wandered
prospects of rations.
bnck to town found a restaurant, and
trniled back to Lexington.

LAMP AND CROSS
AWARD FRESHMAN

WILL
CUP

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mnn girl who had the highest scol- astic nverngc for her first year in
the univesrity. This honorary organization has also made it a yearly
custom.
To Give Alumni Ranquct
Lamp and Cross is planning to have
a banquet some time next month when
they hope to have as many old Lamp
and Cross men bnck as can possibly
come. In this way they hope to keep
their akimni in touch with what they
are doing on the campus and to keep
them always interested in the

UNIVERSITY DEBATERS FOR
THIS YEAR ARE CHOSEN
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subject, Resolved: "That the air
services of the United States should
be combined in a separate department
e
reof the service." A
buttal speech was also required.
At 4 o'clock Monday afternoon the
oratorical contest was held in the
Little theater for the purpose of
choosing a student to represent the
university in the Kentucky Oratorical
Association and in the regional contest, should the university win the
state contest. G. H. Milem, speaking
on the subject, "The World Wrapped
in Universal Law," was declared the
winner over eight other contestants
The judges were Dr. McFarland, Pro
fessor Shackelford and Professor Mc
Intyre.
Oratorical Contest in March
The Kentucky Oratorical Association will hold its annual contest this
year at the university early in March
and the winner of this contest will
entertain the participants in the di
visional contest later in the year. In
this meeting orators from Michigan,
Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Wisconsin
will compete with the Kentucky win
ner for divisional honors.

on the

three-minut-

WRITER FINDS MISS IDIE LEE TURNER
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sphere, came a voice.
"How now, Smith?"
I recognized the soprano notes of
my roommate a noise somethm
similar to an adult wolf howlin' af
fectionately in your ear.
"How come this "how now" stuff?'
I inquires.
He gives me one of them sympaand responds more
thetic
or less sweetly, like this, "Why, you
ignoramus. Ain't
long, drawn-ou- t
you had no Shakespeare?"
No," I admits, "but I figure that
some good tonic or liniment like that
would go over big at this here abode
What's re- of lcjivrin' right
posin' on your chest so heavy that you
presume to intrude upon my medita- -

BATTLE CRIES
The following men have been grad
uated from the ndvanced course of the
R. 0. T. C. of the University of Kentucky and have received their commissions as Second Lieutenant in the
Reserve Corps:
H. R. Krown, cadet captain in the
R. O. T. C.
R. L. Spears, cadet
in the R. O. T. C.

first lieutenant

KERNEL

FRESHMEN
GAME
TAKE
FROM TIGER CUBS, 31 TO 28
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town hnd made n point, they had three
field goals to their credit. The Cubs
quickly recovered from their uncon- scious state, and shot goals with
amazing rapidity, until they were only
one point behind the Kittens. This
state of nffairs existed until near the
end of the game. The Kittens, realiz
ing their peril, revived their efforts
enough to nose out the Cubs by three
points,
Mills wns the outstanding performer for Georgetown, while Mnrshnll and
Knadlcr proved to be the shining light
for Kentucky.
Tin's wns the third straight win for
the Kittens, having defeated the Kentucky Weslcynn Frosh and the Hazard High School five by decisive mar-

Mills, cadet captain in
0. T. C.
J. P. Iloltzclaw, Jr., cadet first lieutenant in the R. 0. T. C.
The applications of 38 other mem
bers of the ndvanced course for com
missions to be received in the spring
or summer have been approved by
President McVey and Colonel Nobbs
and have been sent in to the corps
nrca commander.
Fourteen other ap
plications are ready to go in, making gins.
The summary:
a total of 52 men from this university
Georgetown (28) Pos. Kentucky (31)
who will receive their commissions
Mnttingly
F . .. Knadlcr (10)
this spring.
Hawkins (1G)
.. McGinnis (8)
F
The University of Kentucky rifle Anderson (4)
C
Phipps
G
Gilb
team won its match with the rifle Kemper
..
G
team of the University of South Da Mills (4)
Dees
kota with nn individaul high score of
Ilcigcr
Substitutions: Kentucky
382 points, made by 0. B. Travis. Not (11), Marshall (2), Wieman; Georgonly did the sharpshooters win as a etownWallace (2), McDonald (2).
whole but the first four winners of
individual scores were members of the EXAM. PAPERS SHOW WHY
Kentucky team. These men were 0. TEACHERS BECOME GREY
B. Travis, E. T. Bullock, W. M. Anderson and W. E. Wecms.
The in- (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
dividual scores of these four men
ranged from 374 to 382.
The prisoner was to be "decollcted"
(decollete) the next day
did not receive a notice to appear in
The vase was made of "decollete"
said office.
material.
The total enrollment last semester
The "metamorphosis" of the murwas 2,1C6 and the number registered derer will be held Thursday.
up until Wednesday noon shows a deThe child was "pernicious" in the
crease of about 300 pupils. The reg
istrar's office, however, expected many
more students to be enrolled during
the rest of the week, believing that
late arrivals will materially increase
the number of students. It is also
thought that the trial of Ed Harris
may have kept some students at home
longer than they would otherwise have
remained.
Melbourne

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clnssroom, but "avaricious" in Sun- bo held in the ballroom of the Lafayette hotel, beginning Monday evi
day school.
"Metamorphosis" bloom in . the ning, February 15.
Course Open to Everyone
spring nnd arc arranged in dainty
There will be no educational prerecorsages and given out to the guests
quisites for this course nnd it will
at the "mendacious" banquet.
bo open to anyone interested in the
She made her debut in a "Gehenna"
subject. It has already been given in
dress.
Ashland nnd Covington, Ky., where
it wns met with enthusiasm. Any InIS formation concerning the course may
S A L E S PSYCHOLOGY
TO
STUDENTS be obtained from Professor Patrick.
OFFERED

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nrc the State University of Montnna,
University of Utah, and the University of Colorado.
From here, Mr.
Brewer will go to the University of
Virginia to give his course in salc3
psychology there.
This course will bo given in Lexington nt the invitntion of the Lexington Board of Commerce and is endorsed by the board of directors of
the Kiwanis club. The meetings will

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department of philosophy, was taken
to Saint Joseph's hospital, Saturday,
He is suffering from an attack of
appendicitis, and it was thought for
a time that he would have to be operated on, but hope was expressed
Wednesday that this would not be ne
cessary. He is expected to be back
in his home with Prof. A. M. Miller,
at GOO South Limestone, in a few days

once-ove-

tin'?"
The rest of the conversation can't
very well be published, even in this
age of free speech, but when the
smoke had mostly drifted over toward
the administration building, I found
out that the legislature was holdin'
forth down at the capitol, and the
rabble was cordially invited to attend.
Ted says I hadn't ought to miss a
chance like that.
Adjourn to Legislature
We climbed into a bus down by the
hotel, and after throwin' some bag
gage up on top with the livestock,
we managed to assume a posture
somewhat like a pair of sirens, and
didn't have to sit on somebody's lap
nfter all. We was duly unloaded in
ca
Frankfort, hopped a municipal
boose and proceeded at a dignified and
conservative pace to the capital where
the big rodeo was bein' held.
Our caboose was about played out
when we came to the capitol so we
got out and, walked the rest of the
way. We aimed for about where we
figured the front door ought to be.
That's where it was, so we ambled in
side, and up to a gallery and gazed
upon the chosen few.
"This here is the house of represen
tatives," contributes McDowell.
"Yea?" I says.
"Yea," he says.
Arguing Like Politicians
They was arguin' as politicians
will, and the chief point of conten
tion at the time was as to who was
supposed to be talkin'.
There was
about six cxplainin' to each other that
they had the floor but they finully got
it straightened out so that there was
only three goin' at once. Then another one decided he was outclassed
and the remaining two gentlemen began to debate. It seemed that one
gentleman followed u discourse in
which it developed that one gentleman
was u scoundrel and the other wus
another, etc.
We didn't seem to bo gettin' very
far so we went over to see if there
was any casualties in the senate They
was doin' very well when we arrived,
and was leisurely discussin' whether

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Articles on educational guidance
contributed by different membeis of
the faculty, are to be published in the
daily papers. These include the fol
lowing:
"Vocational Guidance in the
University," by President McVey;
"The Need of Vocational Guidance,"
by Dean Boyd; "Qualities of a Law
yer," by Dean Turck, and "Qualities
of a Business Man," by Dr. Wiest.
Interesting Program Planned
The program for the Vocational
Guidance
is
fol
Conference
as
Friday afternoon, conference
lows:
with members of the faculty; Friday
evening, students meeting at the Y,
M. C. A.; Saturday, interviews with
students; Sunday morning, meeting of
combined groups of Sunday school

classes, and Sunday afternoon

meet-

ing of students in the men's dormitory,

1,900

FOR

ENROL1
STUDENTS
SEMESTER
SECOND

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of seeing each pupil personally, the
amount was added to the regular reg
istration fee. The new students were

also taxed an extra CO cents to defray
expenses of their physical examina
tion, and all students were required
to pay an additional fee of 30 cents
for a mail box in the university post
office. This is the first semester that
the university has had a system of in
dividual mail boxes and the combi
nations for these will be given out
at the bookstore. The advent of these
on the campus will eliminate the ex
cuses which students so often offer
to their respective deans that they

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--they

had a hot time

burning money
but it was a cold world when the flames died down. There',
more than drama, more than comedy in this brilliant pla;
of the husband who took his wife away from luxury,

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an-ho-

A play with too mucl
she found her way back.
money and those with not enough.

with

it got so that when a girl
looked into his eyes, she
wanted to swap her apartment for a tent, trade the
Packard for a camel, and
try housekeeping on the
Sahara.

ANNA Q. NILSSON

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