THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
LITERARY SOCIETIES
Horace Mann.
"Edison" wna tho subject of tho
program given Inst Thursday night at
Iho regular weekly meeting of the
Horace Mann Literary' Society. Tho
following talks wero given:
"Tho
Early Llfo of Edison," by Amanda
Forkner; "Tho Invention of tho InLight," Irma Wentzol;
candescent
by
"Invention of tho Phonograph,"
Adolc Sladc.

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DAV AND NICISrr flBflSIONS GOOD STYLES,
BOOKKEEPING
GOOD SHOES,
TYPEWRITING and
RIGHT PRICES
TELEGRAPHY

sor P. E. Karrnkor, Professor A. C.
Zombrod, Professor E. F. Farquhar,
Doctor Morris Scherago, Doctor John
J. Tlgort, Doctor J. W. Pryor, Judge
W. T. Lafforty, .Tudgo Lyman Chalk-lo- LEXINGTON, KY
BUSK UHIVERSITT
Dean Paul P. Boyd, Dean Thomas
lie Hi Skmmot Is Wifiur R. Smith Bisumii C3ft
Teachers of Bookkcrplntf oliotild show
P. Cooper, Doctor Daniel J. Hoaly,
referon-e- s
of hlftli grj'Je work in UooKkcepinR
Professor Enoch Grchnn, Professor which tlify have done themselves.
Our Ilopkkccplntf and Hunklntf Cntiwi
W. D. Funkhousor, Professor, M, C. ire tsuiRht by trained teachers of practical cx
perfence.
Our nnnklntf Cournn Includes clfihf hootM.
James, Professor W. S. Hamilton, ProWe Kitlur to two hundred of our Kf.vhi es
who art?
fessor G. W. Smith, Professor T. T. who are bankers. Including twcnty-al:onncc.ed with our I.exInR'on Dnnf.s.
Our
Jones, Professor John B. Nelson, Pro- compiled Loonc Leaf Tobacco srtonnls""v
from tha accounting of leading
this
fessor K. IC. Westovcr, S. A. Boles, ,iome3 ofOil, city,
Timber find Mlnlntf nets of brW
Our
were mvia from actual transaction
of
A. O. Whipplo and D. II. Peak.
.incs of business.
Our Pnrincrhlp Includes eight ne'a of

For All These See

The Special Shoe Co.
206 W. Main Street

Lexington, Ky.

Why Not Trade Here?

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Philosophian.
Tho Philosophian Literary Society
held Its regular weekly meeting last
MARRIAGES
Wednesday evening nt G:45 o'clock In
CASSIDY
HOWARD.
tho Recreation Room of Patterson
Hall. Dr. W. D. Funkhousor spoko on
Tho marrlago of Miss Ruth Cassldy
In tho swamps of
his experiences
Florida, telling some very Interesting and Mr. Joseph Howard was solemnstories about tho peoplo who lived on ized at the First Methodist Church
Saturday afternoon at C:30 o'clock,
the Island In tho swamp.
Rev. V. G. Horton performing tho ceremony.
Patterson.
Only a few relatives and friends
The Patterson Literacy Society met
last Friday night at 7:15 o'clock. The were present. Immediately following
devotional exercises were conducted the wedding the couple left for an exby H. B. McGregor. A debate, Re- tended trip East.
Mrs. Howard was a former student
solved, That the honor system should
be established at the University of of the University, a member of Alpha
Kentucky, was held. The speakers Gamma Delta fraternity, and of the
were: Affirmative, H. B. McGregor Strollers, dramatic organization. Mr.
and E. O. Sellards; negative, F. P. Howard is a prominent farmer of
Bell and D. C. Duncan. The decision
was given in favor of the negative.
I. G. Wilson, engineering student,
was the speaker at the meeting of the
THE VOICE OF A MERE MAN.
John Hays Haffunond Society on
(Showing how Leap Year affecteth Wednesday.

sooka. Theie, with the fuxountlntf ; aught f r
Mher various conmrrclnl emerpmes, l"f
!e

BECAUSE

Arithmetic, Poninunjlup, Spelling,
etc.
Kndoracri bynward of MedM and Dipln
f Honor at two great World s Fairs and Unwinds of Rradua.c.
These are Reasons why our Rradua'es thralled to the h lali en l salaried position .
A Special Cottrnc of HonkUee'jl't w1
jo arranged for each one's time, want or pngpo

.l'e occupation.
For Particulars

Union Depot, or
Address WILBUR R. SMITH,

Lcila-fi-

The selection of suitable drug store goods is better
here than usual for the very simple reason that not
only do we stock practically anything and everything that any drug store anywhere could offer you.
but we arrange and display them in such a way as
to make selection easy, rapid and satisfactory. The
quality of everything we sell is high-gradTrue,
there are medium priced and
goods, but
value for value, price for price, there are better
offerings here than elsewhere. When the question
of drugs is considered there is but one quality and
that is the highest that science can produce.

O'l -.,

phono SS2. Visit
East Ma'n S rcot, near Post Office,

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low-pric-

PATTERNS
THAT APPEAL TO

ed

FAYETTE DRUG STORE

COLLEGE MEN
See Them At

Herman U. Bolles, Prop.
Cor. Main and Limestone
Lexington, Kentucky

JUSTRIGHT TAILORING
COMPANY
145 W. Main St.

Suits made by us pressed
for one year free of charge.

The Southern Engraving Co
Wishes to Announce

the condition of Mere Man.)
Verily, when an organization of coy
GEO. T. MARTIN'S
maidens hath been completely effectBUT HAIR
ed, Mere Man hath about as much NOT HAIR RAISING
FOTSGH
CUTTING
in HAIR CUT 25c
chance (to survive as a Lady-buSHAVE 15c
Proprietors
the middle of the Pacific Ocean. When PLAIN, SHOWER AND TURKISH
BATHS
woman is the wooer, no man can put
Basement, 139 East Main Street
EAGLE BARBER SHOP
forth repelling hands, and with the
voice of a trumpet, say: "Get thee
107 SOUTH LIMESTONE 8T.
hence!" Behold, Leap Year spelleth
confusion for the MATTHEW A. MANGIONE
discomfiture and
Opposite the Phoenix Hotel
wild man who hath boasted in his Progressive
s
Work Guaranteed
Shoe Hospital
heart that no woman hath sufficient
Lexington, Ky.
power to lead him to the sacrificial My Work and Prices Always
Keep Me Busy
altar. Suok a man cometh quickly to
VICTOR BOGAERT
hls destruction at the hands of a lass
LEADING JEWELERS
140 South Limestone
of Amazonian instincts.
Established 1883
Woman waxeth merciless when she Shoes Repaired While You
"THE HALLMARK STORE"
chaseth her prey through the wilderWait
Lexington, Ky.
5
W. Main St.
ness, and beardeth him sin his own lair.
In divers sundry ways she manageth
her campaign. First, she sighteth a
man and thinketh him good to look
upon, after which, she closely
the condition of his purse.
If she flndest it lean, she straightway
atrlketh his name from her list and
turneth her gaze elsewhere. If she
Bet your sweet life we're glad the boys are back again. And we're
findeth it fat, she quickly giveth chase
going to treat the fellows in the same good old way. The boys know
to the owner thereof. Even as the
who we are alright. We've always been "dutch uncles" to every unilion stalketh his prey, and even as the
versity and college lad.
cat chaseth the small mouse, so
she him. She taketh him to
OUR SPECIAL SODAS AND SUNDAES
the best shows, feedeth him with the
flowchoicest delicacies, sendeth him
We sure do know what the boys like in sodas and sundaes. That's
ers, showereth him lavishly with perEverything
why our shop is known as "Students Headquarters."
sonal attentions, and if need be,
we serve is fresh and pure that's the secret of our success.
world.
him unto the end of the
When the end of the chase cometh,
MISS HOLLADAY'S CANDY
Mere Man raiseth hands of supplication, and crleth aloud in complete
EXCLUSIVE AGENTS
"Take thou my all, O
subjugation:
Woman, and have mercy!"
STUDENTS' HEADQUARTERS
R. F. P.
i

The opening of their Engraving Plant at
311 W. Main St., on or about Dec. 1st. at
which time we will be able to furnish printing plates of all descriptions.

BENGKART&

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"EFFICIENCY AND SERVICE
WILL BE OUR MOTTO"

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FACULTY CLUB FORMED
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mers, Professor A. N. Miller, Professor E. L. Gillis, Professor C. A. Bureau,
W.
. R. Melcher, Professor
Professor
T). Valleau, Professor C. W. Mathews,
Professor J. T. C. Noe, Professor Chas.
A. Shull, Wellington Patrick, Professor J. J. Hooper, Professor J. R. John-'soProfessor Edward Welst, Profes

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Atta Boy

SAY IT WITH FLOWERS
A Complete Line of Choice Cut Flowers on Hand.

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Corsage Bouquets a Specialty

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Tames P. Keller
FLORISTS
327 W. Main Street

Phone 354

J. P. BARNES, College Repreentatlve

John s Drug Co.
MAIN AND WALNUT

(Sanitary Soda Fountain
FINE CANDIES

PRESCRIPTIONS
Phone 560

MITCHELL, BAKER & SMITH

Lexington Drug
Company

(Incorporated)
FOREIGN

AND DOMESTIC

DRY GOODS
Ready to Wear Garment

Hlh Claea Dreea Making

PHOENIX SLOCK
Millinery
230-23- 2

W. Main

Street

lenity Parlers
LexImUn,

Ky.

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