THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

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,
about the two
and type
writers.
"Who am I to wrlto up this week?
I looked everywhere for thnt ninn nnd
nfter 1 found him, he wasn't anything
but a member of the Horace Mann;
give nic a good person this time,
please," walls one of Miss Margie's
freshmen to her "boss," who is constantly affixed to tho press association
desk.
"Take Horndon Evans, sitting over
there, ho won't bo modest," is the
nnswer. "Has anyone any more stuff
ready for the Kernel?" inquires a soft
voice from
the
threshold of Mr. Grehan's room. (The
phone rings nnd everybody waits for
everybody else to answer It, for Don
Dinning is not present.)
"Nobody knows and nobody
for me," continues Cottrell
plaintively, ending suddenly with a
violent remark to his typewriter, that
has begun a hop, skip and jump step,
"Pahdon me, ladies, awfully sorry,
Louise but I've been so busy that I
have Just not had the time."
"Now, Myrtle, you know your eyes
are blue," some one in the corner is
saying in that fine, deep voice reserved for such occasions and sentiments. Conversation lulls perceptibly
while all members strain attentive
'
ears.
"Now, Mytrle!"
waste-baskets-

PATT

NOTES

HALL

nt
Sladc spent tlio week-enIn Ludlow.
lima Thorpe, Mnrlon Sprnguo nnd
Elizabeth Jackson spent Saturday In
Cincinnati for sociological purposes.
Atlclo

her home

Pnnnio Heller wns confined to her
home in Paris Inst week because of
illness.
Irma Wentzell spent a few days of
last week nt her homo in New Albany, Imlinnn.
Inez Whitlow has gone to her home
in reinbroke to recuperate nfter an
attack of influenza.
Roberta Thornton
the weekend at her homo in Newport.
Bpent

Mrs. Perrine
was the week-enHall.

Owens, of Maysville,
guest of Annabel

Audra Guthrie, Myrtle Harrod and
Margaret Gudgel have gone to their
homes in Frankfort because of illness.
Laura Hubbard, of Lexington, spent
with Sue Boardman.
the week-enKatherlne Reed spent the week-enwith Miss Ruth Bryant, of Lexington.
Mrs. Mary Ligon, of Hickman, visited her daughter, Mary Hardy Ligon
Jast week. She was accompanied by
"her sister, Miss Nell Bondurant.
Georgia Tapscott spent the weekend at her home in Owensboro.
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M'iss Clementina

'David,

of
guest

"Check me," sounds in the hall and
Marg breezes in. "Hello, everybody!
of Where's that Herndon Evans? He
ought to know I can't come to Strollat ers every night. Louise, I will get
that story in next week sure," she
her says.

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BEFORE THE BELL RINGS.
(With Apologies to the Press Club.)
"Sweeter than sugar is my sweetie,"
warbles the assistant press association secretary, hammering out a timeless accompaniment on his battered
legless L. C. Smith. A
warmth prevades the room; an unof papers strewn
noticed disorder
wildly over every table, and desk, and
e

"Well, here's Nazlmova," someone
"Where's
cries, and Kitty appears.
hammer
The typewriters
Ruth?"
faster. The hour Is almost over. The
managing editor has only ten minutes
to copy-reathree stories for the Kernel; several freshmen have ten minutes to finish infinite back stories; the
Press Association has only ten minutes to send out more letters of propaganda about "prominent young
from Hogwallow now at U.
K. when Bill Soward strolls in cas
ually, Everything stops. Bill reads
handwriting, will talk for an indefinite
length of time, just about the most interesting thing in the world, yourself,
but the bell rings in time to save Bill's
life and the club adjourns.

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY

Why I Wear

K"K"yFTOIf
XV GLASSES Xb

A Metropolitan Hotel Respectfully Solicits the

Patronage of University People

because there are none equal or better to take their place. Kryptoks (far
nnd near sight) glasses do the service
of two pair of ordinary glasses.

JOHN SKAIN, Manager

EYE GLASSES AND SPECTACLES
MODERN
STYLES,

$12.50 to $22.00

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HEINTZ

DANCING

Jeweler and Optician
East Main Street, Opposite Phoenix
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY

MRS. J. TANDY HUGHES
PHOENIX HOTEL

rs

W. B.

Cyn-thian-

was the week-enElizabeth Card.
Louise Will spent the week-enher home in Louisville.
Thompson Van Deren visited
home in Cynthiana for the week-enMargaret Ford spent last week-enat her home in Shelbyville.
Kathleen Renick, of Lexington, was
guest of Elizabeth Allen.
the week-enand
Florrine
Leah Fleischaker
in Lotus-villStarr spent the week-enwhere they attended the wedding of Miss Elsie Fleischaker.
Sara Metcalfe Piper spent the week,
end at her home in Carlisle.
Louise Mayer spent a few days of
last week at her home in Louisville
In order to recover from influenza.
Elizabeth Kraft and Mary Elizabeth
James spent the week-enat their
homes in Louisville.
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gently-modulate-

We
Phoenix Hotel

Martin's

BARBERSHOP
Haircut

Tuesday Evenings, 8 p. m. to 10:30 p. m.
'

25c
15c
25c
15c

Shave
Shampoo
Tonic
153 South Limestone St.

Saturday Evening,

8

p. m. to 12 p. m.

SMITH'S SEXTETTE

Lexington, Ky.

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February Suit Specials

,

B. W. Bennett, who is treasurer of
the firm of Charles Hartman Com-

pany, sheet metal contractors, Brooklyn, addressed the Juniors and seniors
last Monday during the fourth hour.
His talk was on obstacles to be met
by an engineer when first entering
the field.

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In Our Suit Department
We are offering some super values in Suits at

$24.50 $32.50 $3550
Snappy, new models in belted
designs, plaited backs, yoke shoulders, patch pockets,
vests, and narrow English, smart-fittin- g
trousers. Other models
more conservative in
styles, made with little, plain
square horizontal pockets, or with
slanting flaps.
long-point-

Brown Cordovan Shoes
FOR COLLEGE MEN
A young man usually picks out a Shoe that will
stand for service as well as style. Here is a good
one. t has just enough style to impress you with
refinement. It is so unique in effect that it serves
equally well for both young and older men. We
recommend it highly for its service qualities. Made
on a long slim English last. Rubber Heel. Classic

last.

MONTAGUE SEXTETTE

!!

Price $12.51

GEORGE P. ROSS

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ed

semi-form-fitti-

ng

The materials are soft cashmeres, new ideas in Scotch tweeds,
which are rapidly coming into their
own again. Close woven worsteds
in solid colors and hairline stripes;
serges in all the darker shades of
blue, flounced in browns, greens
and grays,, many others.

HART, SCHAFFNER & MARX AND ASHLAND

Kaufman Clothing Company
(Incorporated)

LEXINGTON'S BETTER STORE

Main Street, West

IP IT'S STYLE WE HAVE IT

SEE THEM IN OUR WINDOWS

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