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Paine of Franklin as guard for anyone knows that a Wahl should be
able to stop the opponents and if you
have ever .had any you know that
Paine can stop any goal shooting.
Posey at center would be a flower
but in case she could' not play I would
use Cole of Ogdcn for Cole is a dark
horse. Peck of Flcmingsburg would
get a place for full measure. Young
of Ashland of course would be desirable for youth as needed in basketball more than any other sport. Almost every basketball team needs a
place to play so we must have Hall
Luck is essential
of Flcmingsburg.
to any team so Luck of Hazard Baptists would have a place.
Honorable mention would include
Mason of Somerset for any organi
zation of such national character must
Smith of Lexington,
be included.
Jones of Clay county, arc both members of great families and if no others
came to the games but the Smiths
and Jonscs we would have a very imposing rooting section. Combs,
is another popular bet, in
fact Combs of any place arc a positive necessity as is also Brewer of
Flcmingsburg in these days of prohibition, particularly if the .team ever
won a game.

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would have Herring of Bandana as
substitute for she plays like a fish.
M. O'Brien
W. Louis
Forward
A. O'Brien
W. Louis
Since everyone is ,picking
Forward
W. Louis
Center
basketball teams you arc not in F. O'Brien
Clay Co.
Guard
it if you do not. You have else- Carnahan
Henderson
Guard
where seen teams picked by my lit- Kcifcr
erary contemporaries who are really
If you know anything about basket
more capable than myself. It has to ball or if you don't it doesn't make
be done to hold my prestige and as
any difference for this is a represenRing Lardncr would say "They has tative
team. Just glance at the names
been a rcqst goin round will i pick a Why
that team besides being just
bask, team that would be represenall Kentucky is all Irish. That makes
of this great and glorius Nashun it international and past years Blue
tee
of Ky." Without more ado about Devils were not that.
nothing here goes. Being more in
Now to pick the other team. I
etc, I
trusted in
will pick them first but I want to say personally could never see why two
right now I have a strong leaning to- teams should be picked but that seems
ward .the Ashland girls. Their, cen- fo be the popular way and I wish to
ter Van Horn was good and exhibit- be popular.
ed rare form if you get what I mean.
Wahl, Crescent Springs Guard also Two
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