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Next Meet to Be Hel dat Louis
Warns Freshmen to Beware of
ville Armory March
Patent Medicines and Ci31
garettes
Two songs rendered by Mr. William K. Naive, of Lexington, accompanied by Mr. Snoddy, were enjoychapel
able features in Fthmcn
Tuesday morning.
President Frank
L. McVey conducted the exercises,
and after a short scripture reading
Dr. P.ryor,
and prayer,
introduced
head of the Department of Anatomy
and Physiology, who addressed the
students on "Drug Habbits."
Wc have been told to avoid quack
doctors with their drugs and patent
medicines, yet we, as a nation addicted to drugs like coffee, tea and tobacco think very little of the harm
of these three alone Dr. Pryor emphasized 'the danger of cigarettes, not
that its use is more dangerous but that
it is more universally used.
Cigarettes, or "coffin nails" as they
are sometimes called, are injurious to
ithose whose nervous system has not
been completely developed.
Besides
dulling the nervous cells and destroying the memory the cigarette habit
makes one incapable of effort. Drug
habits are not to a great extent inherited; they are individually acquired.
At first the sensation of smoking is
not good but makes one feel superior
and smart, later it becomes a pleasure, then a habit and finally an absolute necessity. A great observer of
nature says "the cigarette fiend should
never be advanced, promoted or depended upon because the person who
does advance, promote or depend upon him will rue the day."
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While football players and baseball
men occupy their positions on Stoll
Field, the University of Kentucky
thletic field has taken on all the appearances of a bee hive, by the desertion of the gym by Coach Buchheit's
track men. Each group has its corner of Stoll Field and the track section
is about as thickly populated as any
of the others.
Coach Buchhcit is training his men
for the indoor meet at :the Louisville
Armory March 31 and expects to have
every man in
condition in order to carry back honors and silverware after that meet. The Kentucky
speedsters will have a task on their
hands to take honors at Louisville for
this meet is rapidly becoming one of
the biggest indoor track events in the
country and is being entered by many
of the best track men of the large uniyear
versities and colleges. Last
Kentucky raced against such men as
Joie Ray and this year there will be
just as competent men in the field.
The Cats will probably be withou;
the services of Captain Red Davidson on that date' as he will make the
inspection trip with the senior engineers and will be unable to compete.
This leaves Kentucky without a competent weight man, and throws even
more responsibility on the runners.
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Excuse me while I smile
You can bet they are boosting it,
If it's anything worth while.
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Duchess of Berwick Luaille
of Lexington.
Lady Agatha
Carlisle Virginia
Carlile Shively, of Campbellsville.
Augustus
Lord
Lor.ton
Edgar
Gans, of Louisville.
Mr. Dumby James Chapman,
of
Louisville.
Parker, the Butler William Finn,
of Burlington.
Two men's parts, Thrashley Graham and Lord Darlington will probably be played by Earl
Maxwell
Heavrin, of Hawesville, and Al
of Lexington.
Mary Lyons, of Lexington,
who
made such a brilliant success as leading lady in "The Thirteenth Chair," a
.senior this year at the University, will
be assigned this week to a prominent
part. The cast is not complete and
among others to be placed is Jeanettc
Lampert, who has undoubtedly won
a part and who will be remembered
for her clever work in "Erminie."

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With some who do not shirk
While most of them are being it,
A ifew must do the work.
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But I'm ,for you,
Circle,
I shout the yells you lead;
I think you want ito help Old State,
Though you don't quite succeed.

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March wind about the campus rushing;
It keeps the timid (?) freshman
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Richness
Smothness

wind may make some lassies
sore;
It doesn't faze the sophomore.

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When skirts are blown above
knee,
The junior only laughs in glee.

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P. B. ROBARDS

Things Seen at the Tournament
The Kappa Sig that slept in the
bathtub last night.
"Happy" Chandler took his hat off.
The man in the multitude, with the
stentorian voice that yelled intermittently, "Take him out!"
A Louisville guy with a frown on
his face!
Two Ashland girls pin Hansen to
the floor with a combination toe and
scissors hold.
The fan that did not know a better
way to run the tournament.
The girl in red.
The guy that bet five to one on
Crescent Springs
Ashland against
and lost. The same guy with five to
one on Crescent Springs against West
Louisville. He walked home.
A girl center with rouge on her
cheek.
Bandana, a
team had
only five girls with them. The other
girl that goes to school there was sick.
A team that broke training after
being eliminated, with a meal on U.
K. that cost only $2.25 per capita.

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College Boy, at tlieTheHIGH
"VODVIL" OF "VODVIL'S" BIO ACTS

Saya wanta. hear sumpn funny? Iza
standin therebytha fountain in fronta
the courthous a whilago wi' Puffessor
Sax, nupkumma guy an' saidta the
puffessor:
"Can you tell me who designed and
sculptured this wonderful fountain?"
"Why, saidda p.uffessor, "Rube Goldberg diddat."
The guy walked awayn I thought
I'd show the puffessor I predated the
joke. So Isez:
"Sayju tellat guy Rube Goldberg
maiddat statue?"
"Yeah,"
Goldberg
sezzee, "but
didn really do it. I dunno who diddit."
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N. B. Bo Hernia does not necessarily hold this view of the
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Circle, which he regrets is held by
some. Next week another view of
the Circle will be presented. The
above eulogy was accepted because of
the apparent sincerity of the contrib- Su-K-

Mudslinging
There are times in the lives of most people and organizations when they sling mud at their rivals. It
does no one any good to lower the reputation of another and moreover it shows very poor sportsmanship. The age of mudslinging has passed. Let us
remember to say nothing about a person if we can
not say something good.

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The Players is the first number on
an unusually interesting and worthwhile program to be presented by the
Little Theatre this season. Belicv.'n
the Little Theatre ds for the use and
enjoyment of its community. Prof.
Fleischmann and his assistants have
prepared for presentation only those
plays that will be of the grealtest interest and benefit.
Season tickets may be procured from
members of the class in Dramatic
Production or from Prof. Yates. Regular tickets are $3.00 but students
may procure tickets for $2.00. All
holders of season tickets may secure
reserved seats next Thursday morning
from the office of Prof. FIeishmann.
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