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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL PAGE 4 THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Published ovory Thursday thruout tho College year by tho student body of tho University of Kentucky, for tho benefit of tho students, alumni and faculty of the institution. University. THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is tho official newspaper of the all the college news It is issued with a view of furnishing to its subscribers concerning the of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest of other States and Canada. TJnlversUies 8U1SCRIPTION, ONE DOLLAR A YEAR. FIVE CENTS A COPY second-clas- s mail matter. Entered at Lexington Postofflce as EDITORIAL STAFF EDITOR-IN-CHIE- THORNTON CONNELL Charles Planck Miss Eliza Spurrier Miss Eliza Piggott Lee McClaln Frederick Jackson Robt. J. Ralblo Donald Dinning Miss Mildred Graham Miss Austin Lilly Miss Virginia Helm Milner Miss Louise will Cecil Heavrin N. D. Witt Adele Slade Frances McClure. of the University will be met. The possibilities of good to be derived from such building as the proposed memorial structure are unlimited. Various clubs and campus organizations could thus be given homes. Students could be given better opportun ity to associate wtih each other. The University would be better advertised by reason of provision for certain attrac tions and conventions that meet in Lexington. This paper sincerely hopes that there will be no slip between contem plation and erection of the memorial now under consider ation. Sixteen blue stars have turned to gold on the Uni versity's service flag. Sixteen of the best men who ever matriculated in the University have passed to our Valhalla. To show its pride, revere the honor and perpetuate the memory of those sixteen heroes, the University of Ken tucky can do nothing more fitting than cause the memorial building to be erected. from Bhoro to shore, Visiting many ancient places where my youth lived once before. Sometimes I llko to linger. Other times my ship snlls by. I'll bet no king, or pauper over traveled such as I; And bo each evening with tho Bolting of the sun I drift away, Whllo tho moonbeams always guide me, I speed to yesterday. Just at this instant tho victim re- members he has a first hour class, and Is quito Bure ho is going to hear Judge Lafforty say: You will please "Mr. take tho first case." Ma"alnfl Edtor Assistant Editor Associate Editor Squirrel Food Featuro Editor Military Editor SPrt,ng Edltor Bdltor Horae Economics Patterson Hall Philosophian . " The strains of music now are ceasing. My castles fade. T'was but a dream, I must confess. Yes I am a lover, of the great God E. F. Jgglp FOOD Engineering Club NotCS Marsh, Margaret REPORTERS. Smith, Roberta Blackburn and Margaret BUSINESS STAFF Edwin T. Tapscott J. P. Barnes and Carl Denker Business Manager Assistant Business Managers WELCOME HOME. forApproximately fifty students of this University1917-18 professors in the winter of sook classes, books and in Good Samaritan Base Hospital Unit No. to enlist 40, popularly known as the "Barrow Unit." One morning last spring, in a nasty drizzle of rain, friend's of the unit, including almost every student in the University gathered "God-spee- d at the Southern railway station to wish them spent in training at and safe return." A few weeks were Camp Taylor. The unit was then ordered overseas. The return of the members of this unit has been heralded thruout Central Kentucky. Many students of the University are personal friends of one or more members of the unit. Several of the young men who served with the Base Hospital in England will probably return to the University next September. Welcome home! In behalf of the student body, the Kernel welcomes the entire unit back to Kentucky. To former and future students of the University it extends warm and particular welcome. Further, it offers congratulations to each member for the important and unselfish part that he played in the war. MEMORIAL BUILDING. The University of Kentucky will honor the memory of those sons who gallantly sacrificed themselves on the altar of humanity in defense of their country. This was the unanimous sentiment expressed by the Board of Trustees in its last monthly meeting. Acting upon the report of an unofficial committee composed of four men active in University affairs, the Executive Committee declared itself in favor of the erection on the grounds of a commodious Memorial building. In various ways during the European war, sixteen fearless sons of old Kentucky met death. They died heroes. In the opinion of the Kernel no memorial more fitting and, at the same time, more useful could be erected than that proposed and favored by the committee. Would those sixteen men who, in their prime, unselfishly offered and freely gave themselves to America and her ideals, feel greater honor, if it be possible that the dead yet share in the experiences of the living, to know that their memory had been perpetuated by a granite block or by a useful building such as that under consideration ? If warm blood were to course once again thru noble bodies, if vision should come once again to their sightless eyes ; if flush of youth could return to their wasted cheeks, would they favor useful or useless memorial? Plans for the memorial are but in the making. A tentative outline of the uses to which the building would be put was published in last Thursday's Kernel. It was seen clearly that if it materializes, and it is a cherished hope of the Kernel that it will, the most urgent and pressing needs 'The Kernel's Koachman observes read today that a revolution is start "A worm won't turn if you step on it ing in Egypt. Elizabeth Well I did not think there right." Now will a lemon squirt, if you don't squeeze it?" "Now class, remember, there is nothing new under the sun." "But Professor, surely you haven't seen the latest thing in ladies' skirts." I suppose this is what you call equal could be a revolution anywhere else, but we're glad to hear of this one, Natural. Flattery Is a sort of moral peroxide it turns many a woman's head. For the sake of humanity always tell the truth. rights. "No Freshman, Sophomores, girls or boys, will be allowed to attend If a man named Beer were arrested, the Junior Prom. Ata' boy lets' start where would be the proper place to put this thing here on the campus and him? teach them that they are all alike." Answer in the "jug," of course Joy Thot. Generally a man tells the truth when The Barrow Unit is coming home. he calls his sweetheart a dream, be Alright fellows, we will have to hunt a cause when they marry he always new "setting up" place, with these wakes up and finds that it isn't true heroes returning. Degeneration ol the human race, due "Yes, woman is the ruination of to prohibition has already set in. The Tappa Kegga Beer fraternity has man." "You shouldn't talk of women like changed its meteing place to the Y Remember when a man is sick, M. C A. instead of that. woman is always found at his bed side, They are now signing all of their legal documents with pink tea. Oh "Yes, going thru his pockets." these fellows are regular lounge lizcertainly some thought- ards of the horny type. There were If some of these pampered parlor ful fellows at the dance last Friday night. Fellows who believe In getting pets gave as much time to their classes as they do to their "darling dolly dimat the bottom of things. I noticed that when they were ples," they would not be writing home "Yes for extra allowances, or wondering standing near the punch bowl." where their "war bonus" is. Now that the "No Beer No Work," Military Terms Adapted to the propaganda is being spread thruout Campus. tho country, a number of the high flyCamouflage: Leaving Patt Hall with ers on the campus are laying their continued "flunking" to the fact that a tooth pick in your mouth. Zero Hour: When your report goes they are members of this society. home. Their platform is: Over the Top: Passing the exams. "No beer, no work; Digging in: Campused by the Honor No work, no pay; Council. No pay, no food; Guard Mount: That Sunday night No existence date. Let's all get mad and K. P.: Working in the "Kaf." Starve to death. Gas AtKtack: Attending a lecture. Bunkle: Freshmen recitation. Dampening Retort. Reconnaisance tour: Looking over First Student The idea, my napkin tho fence in front of Patt Hall. is damp. Second Student Perhaps that is because there is so much due on your When the cloak of night is falling; when my pipe is all aglow. board." When my banjo's plunking, plunking, O my thoughts just wander so. America should be careful that she does not come out in the last place In my little ship of memories, I sail on in tho League of Nations. silvered beams, With music to propel me, all I do is dream and dream. Current Event night at Phlloiophlan. Frances M. Madam President, I My Bhip can swiftly travel; so I drift ROBINS WILL SPEAK Colonel Raymond Robins, head of the American Red Cross Commission in Russia, will speak in Lexington Tuesday night, April 15. The Opera-hous- e has been engaged so that as many as possible of tho citizens of Lexington may have an opportunity tt hear him. He has won distinction as a social economist, and has added to his reputation by his gift for leadership, his power of oratory and his advocacy of progressive measures. He is thoroly acquainted with conditions in Russia, and has the power to present those conditions as few men have. Colonel Robins spoke at the University about two years ago under the auspices of the University Y. M. C. A. His addresses on this occasion give students cause to remember him and desire to hear him again. CURRENT EVENTS AT PHILOSOPHIAN The first of a series of programs on Current Events was held at the Philosophian Literary Society Wednesday night, March 26, at Patterson Hall with Misses Julia Burbank, Lucy Fannie Heller and Lucy Dean, leading in the discussion. Among the subjects were "The Japanese-AmericaControversy," "The Monroe Doctrine as discussed at .the Peace Conference," "The Condition of the Industrial Girl in Russia." It is the aim of the program committee to devote one program each month to the discussion of outstanding articles appearing in the leading magazines. This is to help to eliminate the deplorable lack of information of the students, caused by the lack of time for reading carefully the newspapers and magazines. Four or Ave speakers are chosen each month to give especially prepared discussions, after which the meeting is thrown open to general contributions, in which every member is urged and expected to participate. Cra-craf- t, n STROLL'RS WORK HARD Wit only two weeks to select the cast and do the foundation work, before the coming of tho director, Mr. Sax, work on "Under Cover," is being pushed by Stage Manager Creech. Two rehearsals are held daily in the Journalism rooms, as one rehearsal will not give the largo number of aspirants Tho cast in all proba fair ability, will bo announced this week. try-ou- t.