W. A. A. NOTES
(lly Mnrtha Rlcd)
Last week three Rirls attended n
conference of the nthlctic women of
Ohio, In Cincinnati. All three of these
young Indies Elisabeth HcfTornnn,
Mnblc Mill nnd Mnrthn Reiil were
thoroughly convinced thnt cirls should
he permitted to piny Intcrscholnatlc
basketball by boys' rules. The con
ference pproposcd to convince nil delegates thnt Rirls should not be permit- led 10 uikc pnrt in too strenuous n
program of sports. The best test of
the success of suchn conference is in
its effect upon those attending. These
snmo three girls returned to the University on Sunday with the firm belief that the W. A. A. of Kentucky
sponsor only intra-mur(games played by girls' rules.
Doubtless there are mnny who believe thoroughly that the girlhood of
our country should be permitted to
piny ball with unmodified boys' rules
if it so desires. For the benefit of
those individuals I shall try to pnss
on to you some (jf the information and
inspiration instilled into us by the
conference nt Cincinnati.
In the first place, man has had his
athletics and competitive sports for
centuries. Physical culture for Woman
is a comparatively new thing. Her
struggle for equality in franchise and
business, and her recent interest in
affairs of the world have caused her
to throw herself into athletics in
order to prove her prowess in thnt
field ns well.
Her enthusiasm hns
misdirected in this,
however, nnd great, harm to many n
girl has resulted therefrom. Our
major sports were designed for mnn,
md womnn is doing herself an injustice by adopting them. Physiologically womnn differs grently from the
rale of the species, and therefore she
jhould piny only those games suited
to her individual makeup.
Do not think for nn instant, fellow
college girls, that we prove man's
superiority by ceasing to piny games
designed for him. We merely admit
that the two sexes arc different nnd
that woman receives more benfit from
sports suited to her than she docs
from attempting to take over the
games of man. We, ns college girls,
believe thnt n woman's greatest glory
is In being a
We do not nspirc to be
mnsculine, nor do we admit to being
the lesser sex. Is the tiger Illy superior to the rose 7 We have merely
awakened to the situation nnd are
willing to plnce boys'-rul- e
up beside footbnll as a game for men
a Kamc we admire and
one wTiich wo realize is not suited
If you arc one of those who believe
that basketball, as played by the girls
this ycarmt Kentucky, will be nn uninteresting game, you have a great
shock in store for you. Girls' basketball Is not n lifeless affair; it is a
sport reduced to n scientific basis and
adapted for real athletic women.
Therefore, bo it ennctett by tho sen-- 1 engaged In militnry training nt this
ate of tho University of Kentucky university! thnt tho proceedings of
thnt the honor system as above out-- 1 said court be submitted to the presilined be approved nnd supported; thnt dent of the university for final action
all rules and regulations now in force, ns reviewing authority; that any stuin conflict with the honor system in dent of the advanced course R. 0. T.
so far as the advanced course, R. 0. C, U. K., convicted of cheating or any
T. C, is concerned, be revoked; that othicr conduct unbecoming
nn honor court, constituted and con- ficcr nnd n gentlemnn, while actually
ducted ns is required for a general engaged In militnry trnining, saidx
under the articles of proceedings hnving been approved by
said court to be elected by majority tho reviewing authority, shall be. exVote of the members of the advanced pelled from the University of Kencourse, R. 0. T. C, U. K., subject to ' tucky; thnt the P. M. S. & T., U. K.,
the approval of the president of tho be authorized and required to promulUniversity of Kentucky; snid court' gate such orders arid regulations, subto have jurisdiction over members of ject to tho approval of the president
the advanced course, R. 0. T. C, of tho Urtlversity of Kentucky, ns are
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U. K., In all cases involving cheating neccssnry to carry out effectively the
or other conduct unbecoming an of- provisions of the honor system as
There arc notes nnd notes, but we ficer nnd n gentlemnn while actually above enacted.
nrc of opinion that the "L of n note"
is the lowest of all.
(By Norman Allen)
Billy Bont walked down the atreet.
He moved with solemn trend; yet
he could not keep his eyes to the
front, ns. befitting his dignity. For
the life of him he coufd not refrain
from glnnclng about nt those who
stood about, staring at him. Billy's
cars were Variously red. It was
evident thnt he wns not himself today.
You may find It hard to believe,
but Billy really did pass a pile of
old rope without trying to masticate
it. Farther on, a boy stuck in the
middle of his progress through a
board fence; and, at the same time,
a fnt man on the other side of the
street stooped to recover his hat. Both
boy and body were going from Billy
Goat, too; and yet neither was rammed or battered. Billy had decided,
crimps, after the sound spanking he
nd received that morning for "butting in," that it might be as well for
him to steer clear of other people's
To some of the young men who
"rush" the gallery at the opera house
it's n source of
that all the "chickens" do not sit up
in the "roost."
Agency for Nun'nally's Candy
The Candy of The South
decorators arc turning to Chinese
animals." Does this mean for the
better or the worse?
Did we dream this, or was it in
the Kernel? "At Temple University
all examinations have been abolished
because the psychology department
there believed them to be inaccurate,
antiquated, and influenced by
333 S. Lime
TIIAT FIRST HOP
By Lucilc Cook
Come in and See Our Line of
Being's this is my first year in this
institution for higher learning, I don't
know everything yet, though us freshmen is supposed to, so when I heard,
around the whereabouts of Pat hall
that the first hop was Saturday, I
says to Achsah, my room mate (she's
really a very nice girl, but kinda
stuckup because she's from Kuttowa,
and gives me some dirty digs about
"A course in canoeing is being of"What's this skip affair
fered at the University of Michigan," Jellico), having Saturday?"
reads an item in last week's Kernel. they're gives me a look that would
Before matriculating, some of the
fellows want to know of the following freeze steam heat (especially that
incidentals, which are absolutely around the dorms) and replies haughtnecessary, will be furnished by the ily, a "It ain't no track meet, Zclda.
Its dance, and I'm going with Hez."
Hez is Aclisah's best beau from
Sonle water for boating purposes
Wingo, and as I could be arrested for
what I think of him, I says, "Huh,
A canoe for two.
that bird. He's so stingy he'd ask
you to go to the Kentucky and then
mow you the pictures on the outside
Be that as it may, both Akkie and
I got to the hop.
I felt rather bad
.onsidering the way I was dressed.
Itarted out and thought I looked
trand, since I had pinned a purple
hrysanthemum on my winter's before
ast coat, but when I got there,
'ound the entrance card must be a
nuskrat coat, as everyone had 'em on.
Couldn't enjoy the dancin' much a
'irst, as I kept looking for the cade
mrt. Wasn't sure what it was bu-found out when one of tho.se spur.
m some one's boots pricked my ankle
encased in chiffon hose ($1 at the
Fair). Let me tell you the next time
go to a hop, I'll wear my goolosher
.nd let them flap, and on the floppy
There's a light that Hos ir
part I'll insert dainty spike's, so's
and lies and lies and lies!
those officers can enjoy the sharp
shocks that ran thru my being every
once in awhile.
f women never lied men would never
From then on, I was rather haras-relearn;. they would never know real love, true
what with worrying for fear my
love from the other kind.
limb would become uncovered and trying to dance with those "answers to
a maidens prayer" who were doing
as kfe as vour truest love as dramatic
the Charleston. (And I had tol'd
as a heartmeaking lie !
Achsah that this was one dance I'd
go to and know the latest step3, as
From Robert Hichen's
I had conquered the finale and flee
hops last summer.) And say, they
named that benefit for the R. 0. T. C.
men right hop. It sure was nothing
else but. I pray some of thoso exquisite dancers will enter the CharlesLewis Stone
ton contest at the Ben Ali. If the
management could only see the girls'
slippers, they'd realize that the
men have found their calling.
Ah, we moderns do have a time!
Going home, Akkie asked me if I
noticed all those
getting the rush. To which I replied
that a microscope was needed to see
the hair, and a telescope for the
Leader in film
If the suspense is too great for
you, rend the following, and you will
When Billv Gont had walked as far
as a certain frntofnity house, a strap-- '
ping young man, armed with n paddle,
"Here, you goat; Take that broom
off your shoulder, and sweep the
Sandwiches and Short Orders
OF TOWN STUDENTS often say, "My, I
tasted finer, ice cream, wish we could
get it like this at home.
This has been our job
city an ice cream that
terials' that go into it
made will bring health
to give the students of this
by very reason of the maand the careful way it is
anr happiness wherever it
A Hut notional
The Roman Banquet
"'ne golden glories, the unrivaled
luxuries, the wine, the dance,
the song, the beautiful women,
the sumptuous splendors that
taxed a barbarian world for a
night of feasting and revel re- -
The following resolution ha3 been
adopted by the Senate by the University Council:
Whereas, at a recent assembly of
the students of the advanced course
R. 0. T. C, U. K., it was unanimously
voted to adopt the honor system in
And whereas, the students of the
advanced course R. 0. T. C, U. K.,
to carry out such honor system, unanimously agreed not to cheat in any
way in any military work, whether
it be recitation, lecture, examination,
or field work; to conduct themselves
at all such times as officers and
gentlemen; and further, to report to
the honor court, hereinafter described,
any member of the advanced course,
R. 0. T. C, U. K., who may bo found
cheating or who may be found conducting himself in a manner unbecoming an officer and a gentleman
while actually engaged in military
And whereas, the students of the
unanimously agreed that an lienor
court shall be constituted and conducted as is required for a general
under the articles of
war and the manual for
the members thereof to be elected by
majority vote of the Btudents of tho
advanced course, R, 0. T. C, U. K.,
subject to the apnroval of the president of the University of Kentucky.
And whereas, the members of the
T. C, U. K.
unanimously agreed that tho proceedings of the honor court shall bo submitted to tho president of the University of Kentucky fox final action
Monday and Tuesday
Dec. 21, 21, 22
as reviewing authority:
And whereas, the students of the
advanced course, R. 0. T. C, U. K.,
unanimously agreed that any student
of tho advanced course, R. 0, T. C,
U. K., convicted of cheating, or of
any other conduct unbecoming an officer and a gentleman while actually
engaged in military training at the
U. K. shall be expelled from said
The Formal Season
at tho University,
Wiles is aglitter with the flash
of lovely evening gowns, ready
for an introduction into the
gaieties of University life.
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Sunday, Monday &
so we may fittingly denew
frocks which Wolf Wiles featuring for tho opening of tlie
formal dance season.
A frock is as smart as its
smallest accessory, and the perfect costume may culminate in
a handkerchief, a flower or
an ornament for the hair.
Great lovely silk and velvet
flower ornaments are favored at
Wolf Wiles, as are the many
different hair ornaments, fancy
kerchiefs, and lovely displays of
jewelry, the Russian Antique
having quite a decided popular1
With these fascinating accessories at easy command, ono
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