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Many courses are offered here,
Including Accounting, Insurance,
How to Win at Bingo, and Touting

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Many famous men have risen
from this field, including John D.
Rockenroller, C. V. Tricknee, and
T. T. Lipton. the young man who
vent skin diving in Boston Harbor
and salvaged 30 tons of tea in wet
bags and started a new business.
The girls and boys of this college study facts and figures. The
girls study facts and the boys
study figures.
College of Arts and Sciences . . .
There is, quite a selection of curriculum here.
. Study of cross- Journalism
purzles.
word
Geology . . free beer on every
field trip.
English . . . study of carefully
punctuated crossword puzzles.
Botany . . . legal flight to the
bushes.
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Radio-Ait- s
. . . Paid record playing.
Political Science . . . the world
affairs th?t are clean enough for
young minds to divulge.
College of Education . . .
If you enter this college, you are
stumbling in the footsteps of Alfred Kinsey (watch your step),
and that famous old lady that

Fall Festival
To Be Held
Fall Festival, sponsored by the
Block a::d Bridle Club, will satrt
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Arena.
Crowning cf a king and queen
of th College cf Agriculture and
Home Economic; will highlight the
festival. Members of the faculty
will compete in a husking bee.
Stunts will be performed by Block
and Bridle pledges. Each organization in the college will have a
display typical of its work.
Members cf livestock management will compete for honors in
cattle, sheep and swine showmanship.

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College of Engineering . . .
The legalisation of the peeping
torn is the forte of this college.
These young men march about
campus carrying string and spy
glass. The string is tied from tree
to tree, across a sidewalk, ankle
high. Then patience is shown, as
they wait for a young female,
tripping her way to class. The
spy glass sneaks for itself.
College of Adult Education . . .
If a facial or hairdresser can't
do it, try this.
College of Agriculture . . .
Growing and breeding are the
two features of this college.

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Greek Editor, was in class
Thursday morning, Nov. 18. That
afternoon she felt ill and went to
the infirmary. From there she was
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Louisville becomes tedious.
College, of Law . . .
This college will aid you in your
social life. Careful study here' will
reveal what you can and cannot
do, without being Jailed.
One young gentlemen who graduated from this college was a
corporation lawyer for Bugsy Siegel
and John Dillenger. He is planning
to continue his career when he

Mary Kenny found

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that coaching and physical education can be found here. You will
find many football plavers in this
section, hard at work cramming
for finals by studying a condensd
version of "Tom Mix Outduels Little Orphan Annie."
College of Pharmacy . . .
If you're counting on a grill hour,
drop this. The commuting from

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all the knowledge that Is nvailable
in colidce.
The choice to be made Is, "what
field am I best suited for." The
University will supply the rest by
offering you many different voca
tional fields to major In.
College of Commerce
A fine old school, the College
of Commerce was founded In 1632
by Silas Marner and Ebenezer

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