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Friday, April

Is perIf your
machinery.
fect then you are tha tops, A score organ?
means that you yawn; a
of eight
7. What professor Is reported to
score of six means you often nap;
while any score below five places
have worn the same hat to school
you among the snorers.
for the last eight years?
1. Whnt Journalism prof Is al8. What chemistry professor Is
ways telling of his experience on
always saying, "You don't apprethe Minneapolis Tribune?
ciate the phenomena."
2. What Math professor brings
9. What professor
takes time
his dog to class?
out to recite "Casey at the Bat"
to his classes?
3. What professor
of Romance
Is very
so,
lanituaees
much
10. What professor Is reported to
"pleasingly plump"?
turn hand springs in class?
4. What botany profesor
rest
his hands upon his stomach
An M. I. T. chemical warfare
talking to his classes?
when
class was routed recently when
8. Which R. O. T. C. official
"struts" the mof.t when on the someone tossed a regulation army
tear-ga- s
bomb Into the room.
drilling

"Y" Frosh Conclude SEED PLANTED BY PRESIDENT
Discussion Croup
NOTIIIiNG ON THIS STUDENT
PATTERSON IS NOW A TREE
The Freshman group of the Y. W.

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EVE'S "APPLE POLISHING" HAS

By t'RITII MTAS
An Inquiring reporter Is likely to
Kfl the Idea thnt dirty nostnft Is an
art without followers here nt the
University.
Whnt this reporter
thinks about the ."Hunt Ion. however, was quaintly written by one William Shnkespenre sometime aro, to
wit, Denmark is obviously contaminated by some decayed matter.
It may have been the definition
g
Involves the obtaining
of a passing grade from a prof by
means other than work
that
brought forth the vigorous protestations of Ignorance In its entirety.
No student admits, affirms or otherwise Jeopardizes himself, If this
reporter has been thorough enough
In this investigation.
Therefore, to throw light upon
dirty-nosin-

C. A. will conclude their series of
the subject., a few parnersphs con- discussions onof"Personality"at at their
4 p.m..
meeting
the year
g
cerning the said
shall Uist
follow, DO per cent of the informa- Thursday. April 2. in the Woman's
tea In honor
tion having been obtained
from building. Tlans for a
of the graduating women at Henry
observation In University classes.
Clay and University UlRh school
Excluding the pretty girls, handwill also be discussed.
some young men. and athletes who
The group will review the series
are enrolled In classes where their
n
running stnrt counts, of discussions held throughout the
Dean
the masses will generally find that, semester, including talks by Beaug
falls into two classes: Sarah Holmes, Dr. Henry
One, the constant or dnlly variety, mont, Miss Gertrude Wade, Dean
8arah Blandlng, Martha Fugett,
and two, the emergency type.
and Augusta Roberts. The subjects
type one. the commonest of
Under
these were "Clothing the Perway to dirty nose Is to sonality,"
and easiest
"The Art of Conversastay after class and start a little tion," "About
Ourselves." "The Psy
conversation on the course. Don't chological Viewpoint of Personali
be dumb enough to think of an ty," and 'Individuality".
original question to ask. Always
ask the professor the one discussed
Physics
all class hour. This one will prob
Holds
ably have a little sense to it and
Wednesday
the teacher won't remember what
he has said In class anymore than
you will. After he has talked till
The Lambda chapter of Sigma Pi
he Is red In the face be sure to say Sigma, national honorary phys'cs
it was "so Interesting." This meth- society, held an open meeting from
m
od goes over big In the math and 5:30 to 7 p.m., Wednesday. The
physics department. One can get
consisted of papers on phyyou are thrilled sics by J. H. Daniel, C. M. Blocher,
them believing that
over the Theomern of Terricelll and nd W. O. Holton. Supper was
mat you would ratner work math served to members and visitors.
than get your name In the scandal
The following have accepted ln- column.
t. the professor writes his own'of tne to become active members
R
Bw Hi g
text book, bring It In for him to Daily, W. C. Frishe, Bernard Mlms,
autograph. This knocks them out Pauline Thompson, A. M. Shelton,
for the count of "A". The Eng- Ruth Weatherford,
Merle Carter,
lish, Economics, and Political Sci- Lynn Cleveland, L. D. Etherlngton,
ence departments come under this A. W. Plummer,
J. T. Roberts, and
classification. It Is also a good Idea Mike Snider.
creto sit on the front row. This
The present officers are: presiates a favorable impression.
Tls
row get "A", the dent, Wallace E. Anderson,
said the front
Louis Gordon; secretary,
second row "B", the third row "C", J. H. Daniel.
but God must help the rest. Be
sides It Is easier to reach the door
Mn8 the aPPie ta to get something
when the bell rings.
Find out your teacher', weakness or nothing. So every good brother
brln
or hobby. If he collects rusty nails. now,8 11 13 a baVd(r
..vm an, hro.,,h nt.. clippings connected with class work.
hn fnr
tie brothers pockets and bring him powerinvolves not a little work, the
of selection, and it might
some, you can think about the
heavy date while he rants about burden the mind with a lJttle
knowledge. The uninitiated might
them.
tr,,. hrotw in th. consider picking the prof up In his
Tf vn,i
great fraternity of dirty nosers,
f1"
but it
there are those methods which you f6"001;, This lays them out. 111 ne
h?le
honor bound to use only as a 18 f?"v
are
cigars. You
last resort. For the Idea in polish - upholstery with theiryou
can get that "A" if
remember
their Jokes and repeat them on a
quiz, but this causes the danger of
being contaminated by remembering such a rotten thing so long. But
let me warn you that there seems
to be no way of working the French
department. (P.S. That may be as
good a way as any, eh.)
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"He plants the seeds for thctson's appointment the enrollment
next generation." As we read these at the University numbered 772
words Inscribed on the memorial to students. There were long periods
President Patterson, shadows of the of waiting for returns from these
surrounding
buildings
flickering small plants and during the times
across the memorable face make us of strife James K. Patterson had
reflll7
that those seeds are now offers from other colleges and uniproducing a harvest the Univerversities but he remained loyal to
sity of Kentucky.
Kentucky.
He was loyal to the extent that
A full glance Into the visage of
that placid replica on the drive his every attention was given to the
near the Science building reveals present and every hope based upon
the man himself, born In Glasgow, the future. As an outerowth of the
Scotland, on March 26, 1833, the struggle of the World "War he foreson of Andrew and Janet Kennedy saw a new need for his now everPatterson. He was destined to leave growing tree. In his will he proonly one descendant, the University vided that after a period of years
of Kentucky which, he said, would the value of his estate should be
have to be his son after his own used to endow a College of Diplomacy to be established at the Uniand only boy had died.
The staff In his left hand recalls versity and to bear the name of
that accident In childhood which his deceased son. Here he hoped to
had caused an Injury to his knee; establish the means wherein young
yet the perseverence of the man led men could be trained for diplomathim to refer to his lame leg as "the ic service In the United States.
By 1916 the Golden Jubilee celarchitect of my fortunes."
Sitting there resting with books ebration of the Agricultural and
was aiwavs Mechanical Colleee or Kentuck- vin his hand lust
true of his leisure .time which was the fruit was beginning to ripen In
enjoyed in the library of his home. the form of the successful careers
His collection, which he willed to of Its graduates. The only person
the University, now a part of It 1- 1- present at this event who had wit
brary. Is more "typically British nessed the planting of the seeds In
consisting
of February, 1868 was James K. Pat
than American,"
many histories and a great num- terson.
As Charles R. Brock, alumnus
ber of theological and philosophical
books. There Is also much Scottish and intimate friend of President
literature written by greater and Patterson paid tribute to him: "...
the creator and the created Presilesser writers.
His home the President's House dent Patterson and the University
now the Woman's building was of Kentucky are Irrevocably
erected in 1882, the same year in
which the Administration building
and White hall were erected. That
year marked a period of growth for
those seeds which had been planted
In 1866 and which had been so
carefully nutured by James K. Patterson since he had been elected
Do you yawn in the class 'room
president of the University In 18C9.
Earlier the seeds had been scat- nap, or literally snore? How we;i
tered and were slow to germinate. do you observe the things that go
In 1837 Kentucky University had on about you? How does your profirst been founded at Georgetown fessor usually dress? What are his
under the auspices of the Christian class room tactics? What are his
church. After two years it was re- pet Idiosyncrasies?
Below are a few nuggets which
moved to Harrodsburg where it
continued its existence for ten are to be dropped into your mental
years. There was a period of long
hibernation until 1865 when legislation was enacted which created
the Colleges of Arts, the Bible and
Law.
Under the provision of the Mor
rill act and under the sponsorship
of James K. Bowman, an option
was secured on the land comprising the former estate of Henry Clay
for the Agricultural and Mechani
cal college, established In 1866.
The year after President Patter.

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