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The product is piped Into a nettling tank and sent to a refinery.
The use of hair cloth for wrapping materials from which oil is to
be extracted by pressure comes
down from olden times, Por many
goat hair and
years,
Afterwards, Euwool were used.
ropean manufacturers learned that
the Asiatic camel hair was better
on account of its lengt h and stretching qualities and adopted it. Hie
camel's hair cloth was the first
press cloth used In the United
States. In 1906. the Hoxer Rebellion in China almost cut off the
supply of raw material, and manufacturers were compelled to resort
to gnat hnlr. llama hair, cow tails,
horse tails, cotton and. finally, hu-

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Friday, April 3,

SARCASTIC MALE REPLIES TO
VITRIOL OF WOMAN WRITER

long-flber- ed

By LAWRENCE RASH
Ferhapa one of the finer art
which are practiced by the
of this Unlvrrslty to the art
of bring late to class. Please do not
'a
think for one moment that a
tardiness is a mere coincidence, or that it. Is accomplished
without forethought on the
Indeed not. On the
contrary, it la fast becoming one of
the most outstanding subject on
the curriculum of bookless education. Every type of tardiness must
be practiced and carefully planned
before bring put Into actual use,
otherwise the student might slip up
and find him or herself on time to
a class, or possibly worse, there before the bell rings and waiting.
It Is for the benefit of these poor
unfortunates who find themselves
waiting that the following suggestions are made. These rules are not
hard to follow, and If they are
worked Just right many an unhappy victim of punctuality will find
themselves something new to live
for.
Now let us suppose that the student la a boy and is having a class
in Room 404 of White hall. His
next class is to be In Room 207
ball, a distanct which can easily be walked in less than five minutes. At the sound of the bell the
student does not Join In the mad
scramble for the door. Instead he
takes his time, searches casually fot
a female companion and Joins hei
for the walk to the next class. Care
must be taken in this selection, as
the female companion may have a
class in McVey hall also, and on
top of that, be in a hurry to get
there. It is best to grab one whose
next class is in Neville hall.
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Glamorous Love
Story Is Laid In
Modern Flour City

Once on the steps the student
must take care not. to rush. Three
fight. of stairs are usually good for
a bit over a minute per flight.

(Prom Columbia Spectator)
"Man is what woman marries"
for dearth of something better. Of
course that works both ways equal-

a total of about three and a half
or four minutes. If the f. c. insists
on Jumping two steps at a time, the
male of the species can do numer
ous things to slow her up such as
fumbling for a match, stopping to
light a cigarette, or better still by
tripping her and getting himself
new companion from the third
floor. As a rule five minutes are man hair.
The irlental disturbances which
taken up by the time the student
reaches the sidewalk in front of the cut off the supply of camel hair
provided a source of almost unlimbuilding.
At this point complications may ited supply of raw material for the
arise. The student Is undecided manufacture of the new type of
After overthrowing
whether or not to walk directly to press cloth.
Neville hall or to take the longr the Manchu dynasty, the Chinad
men proclaimed their
course through the Administration
building. The forethought on this liberty by rutting off their queues.
subject usually takes about tw As the Chinese are too provident
to waste anything that they can
minutes. Time elapsed since bell
soon
sell, establishments were
approximately
seven minutes.
the course through the Adminls founded to buy up several queues
tration building is taken it will add and sell them abroad. greater avHuman hair has a
about three minutes extra, making
elasticity
the time to get from White hall to erage length and morepress
cloth
Neville hall about five minutes, than animal hair, and
Time elapsed since ten minute bell from from it can sustain a pres-

there can
be nothing.
Ideally, marriage is
independence;
prartlrally it is
adaptability. Husbands are what
their wives make of them when
the wives can find nothing better
to do. That, too, is workable both
ways.
With her
mind, woman attempts to reduce
man to her plane of stereotyped,
standardized life. Alas, too often
she succeeds in her drbaurhrry but
only because of her Imposition on
man's nobler feelings. Such a
woman wouldn't hesitate to sue for
divorce solely for the alimony she
could get. There Is no greater

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dlness the student should time
himself going up the last flight of
steps. If this is done correctly it
will enable him to saunter into
you think of when you class 15 minutes behind schedule,
What do
hear "Minneapolis"
mentioned? speak boldly to the prof, and take
Flour, probably.
Yet, Minneapo- his seat amid the
lis is the setting of one of the most worshipping fellow awed and hero
students.
glamorous love stories related in
If
student
our literature, the one which Henry tune the have twohas the minfor
to
classes in the
Wadsworth
Longfellow has en- same room of
shrined in "The Song of Hiawatha." leave his booksMcVey hall he may
wait
That Is excuse enought for combin- five minutes for on his chair, go
to
the elevator,
ing Sioux and Greek to form the
city's distinctive name, instead of tne commons and drink some con
sicply calling it "Watertown" in coction, and then play a couple of
rubbers of bridge until he feels that
standardized Anglo-Saxo- n.
The historic value of "The Song enough time has passed to make
his entrance Into the scene of his
of Hiawatha" is not as impeccable
as lovers of the poem might desire, former triumphs.
A change from one class room to
but it makes a good story anyhow.
The name of Hiawatha is the an- another may be handled much In
glicized form of the Iroquois name, the same way. If these rooms are
which is spelled Taoungwatha and not located in McVey hall or near
the Commons the student has a lot
Hayenwatha.
J. V. H. Clark, in his "History of to learn and should spend the given
Onondaga,"
spelled
the name iu minutes in deep study or
"Taounyawatha" and confused the thoughtful reflection.
political reformer with the Iroquois
"Master of Life," Dehaenhia Wagi,
the names being slightly similar in
pronunciation.
Schoolcraft,
in
gathering materials for his "Notes
on the Iroquois," used much of
Oil
Clark's version;
but transferred
Hiawatha to the Great Lakes rePractically all the cottonseed oil
gion and identified him with "Man-ibozis
folk god of cultural hero used for culinary purposes
of the Ojibway or Chippewa In- strained through press cloth made
from human hair. The hairs used
dians, son of the West Wind, companion of Paupukeewis, Iagoo and for this purpose may be from six
Kwasind. Longfellow took up Hia- to fourteen inches long. They are
first
stout
watha at this point and added a then spun into aheavy yarn and
woven into
fabric six
few additional touches.
Minnehaha, however, did not teen inches wide. Two factories
which manufacture press cloth
pass through various transformations to qualify for the feminine from human hair are situated in
Columbia, S. C, where the indus
lead in the poem. She was a Sioux
maiden. Her name was made up try was brought to the attention of
of two words of the Dakota, or the writers preparing articles on
Sioux, tongue. These are "minne," the vicinity for the American Guide.
or water, and "haha," or laughter. the Government's forthcoming five- volume travel handbook.
Hence Minnehaha means "laughIn the cottonseed oil mills, i
ing water" or "water laughing" and
refers to the gurgling sounds made measured is quantity of cooked cot
wrapped in a strip of
by a creek, near which the girl tonseed
lived, as it swept over the rocks, hair cloth and placed in a mechlne,
called a "cake former," where it
now called the "Palls of Minneis slightly compressed to make
haha."
The creek and the falls are now compact mass. The cake, still covis then re
features of Minnehaha Park, In the ered with the cloth, press which
hydrallc
southern part of Minneapolis. It moved to a oil through
the cloth.
was near the falls, history says, squeezes the
that Minnehaha had her wigwam
and met Hiawatha.
Interestingly
enough, the man who has been asSTUDENT WORK
signed to write on this subject for
the American Guide, the GovernOUR SPECIALTY
travment's forthcoming
el handbook, is the grandson of a
Chippewa Indiana chief.
Suits, Dresses, and OverMinneapolis citizens are proud of
coats, Cleaned and
the poetic background of their city.
Besides naming the land about the
Pressed
falls after Minnehaha, they have
placed in the bed of the creek, Just
above the falls, a statue representing Hiawatha in the act of carrying his sweetheart across the
stream. Two of the parallel avenues which run through the city

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Strength of W9JL
To He Determined

In Field Surveys
Using short wave radiotelephone
communication, a
for between-c- ar
crew of amateur radio operators
will take the field next week for
the purpose of measuring the signal
strength of amateur radio station
W9JL, located in Mechanical hall.
The work is under the direction of
I. O. Watkins, of the Department
of Electrical Engineering.
The amateurs working on the
project are: Asa Adklns, W9VBO;
Paul Smith, W9SHH; John Boyers,
W9IFM; and Frank Burger,

each other while driving abort
mapped area.
This la the first time that lwM
strength measurement have bnea
taken on W9JL, "
Ph. D.'s are almont certain
tickets today, says North
University's Placement burena
starting salaries averaging
monthly.

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no wonder digestion
often rebels at the
strain of college life.

We live in high gear. So much to do
and to little time to do it in! All too often the rush and tension play havoc
with nerves tnd the digestive system.
How can one offset the effects of modern living tha.'s the problem! Here is
an interesting established fact: Smoking Camels bat bee found a definite bent--

Remember: Smoking
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their good cheer and "lift"... for their
rare flavor! Smoke Camel's costlier tobaccos for digestion's sake.
They set you right!

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to the park are named after the
lovers, Minnehaha boulevard, which
runs along the creek, is considered
one of the most picturesque of city
drives.
In southern Minneapolis,
also, are the two lakes which recall
the poem Nokomis, encircled by
Nokomis boulevard, and Hiawatha.

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can't be walking around
with nervous indigestion,
on narrow beams hundreds of feet in the air,"
says Harry Fiiher, steel
worker."Smoking Camels
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THE TERRACED MARINE DINING ROOM of the Edgewatcr Beach Hotel,
Chicago. Those who dine at leisure also appreciate Camels for their aid to digestion.
"Good times and good tobacco go together," says Fred, aur d' hotel of the Marine
Dining Room. "So many of our guests smoke Camcli. They are immensely popular."

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Lenora Flinn, dietitian,
says: "With mc, it's always Camels! Smoking
Camels during meals and
after promotes digestion,
causing increased flow of
digestive fluids. Camels
never jangle my nerves."

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they suffer, lying awake nights,
planning, with malice aforethought,
the downfall of man; all to no
avail. He doesn't give a continental for all their premeditation.
Woman's capacity for depth of
wonderment that woman classifies superficiality
Is astounding; once
man in three varieties; her limitapenetrated, though, lo and behold,
tion stop her there.
there is a woman! No matter what
It Is marvelous "that a soft, fluf- the girls do, man remains inert to Within a measured area portable
fy, tender,
thing like their fascinations.
Secret is, of receivers will be set up to measure
a woman should enjoy kissing a course, that they should do nothing the stations carrier strength under
Starts Sweet
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big, awkward,
,x.
whatever! The girls are so cloaked actual receiving conditions. In this
Smokes Sweet
thing like a In their protective shells, that man way the transmitters efficiency will
stays sweet
sees and understands it as some- be Indirectly determined.
thing to be avoided.
Two automobiles will be used, NOTHING ELSE HAS ITS FIAYC8
Mere woman phaze man? Never! each carrying a portable short wave
sure of 12.000 pounds, or six tons,
Alto Imprlol YIU 8Ja S1.SO
He toys with her; for pure amusetransmitter and receiver which will
to the square Inch. One reason
ment there is no better sport But enable the amateurs to talk with
for the high breaking point is
that) human hair is finer and, so,
a greater number of fibres go into
the yarn without Increasing its caliber. The supply of human hair
has continued since the Boxer Re- Editor, The Kentucky Kernel
bellion because both the men and Dear Sir:
women of China have formed the
Here's a thought for the Student
habit of clipping their hair when Union situation. It might help to
1797
1936
length.
It has obtained a salable
clarify the atmosphere a trifle.
On the average, about a quarter
I believe that if a ballot were to
of a pound of hair is used up in be taken on the subject, the Ivory
pressing the oil from a ton of cot- Soap percentage of the student
tonseed The waste cloth contains population would be satisficed with
Solicits the Favorable Consideration of
about 17 per cent of insoluble amon-i- a a swimming pool and dance floor.
the Committees on
and is sold to fertilizer manu- If pressed, club rooms would be
facturers In addition to the plants nice, but those and all the other
at Columbia, which make press cloth proposed addenda we already have.
of human hair. oth.cr plants are lo- I admit it is nice to have all this
cated at La Grange, Ga.: New Or- Junk under one roof, but I believe
leans. La.; Boston, Mass.; Brook- that we can bear up under the
lyn, N. T.. and Philadelphia, Pa.
DINNERS-DANC- ES
present situation another century
or so without too much effort. If
The affairs of the University are two hundred grand isn't enough for
directed by citizens of the State everything, at least give us what
through a board of fifteen trustees, we do not now find cluttering up
who serve without compensation. the campus beautiful.
members,
There are three
Students! We must rise in de(Governor, Superintendent of Pub fense for our sacred Student Union!
Consult our Catering Department
lic Instruction, and Commissioner Arm yourselves! Do not permit this
of Agriculture)
three from the dreadful sabotage! There Is a rumfor New Ideas
Board of Agriculture, six from the or that they will stick classrooms
State at large, and three alumni in the place if we do not organize
ROY CARRUTHERS
JOHN G. CRAMER
members appointed by the Gover- to prevent this outrage.
Trustee
Manager
nor from nominations made by the
Severely yours,
alumni.
B. B COLLINS
new-foun-

12 minutes.
Time elapsed since
bell two minutes.
After leaving the f. c. the student
is still only two minutes late. At
this point he must take time to
gaze at the ruins of the engineering
building, say four minutes. When
the monkeys were caged there
student could miss a whole class
simply by gazing. However, as the
monkeys are not still there, by the
time the student reaches the steps
oi Mcvey nan he is about seven
minutes late. By the time he fum
bles around the combination on his
post ofice box, buys some candv
and stops for a drink, or something
eise, ne is at least 14 minutes late.

man!" So don't be alarmed, boys.
If you see a girl kissing a spltoon
or an ashean. No doubt this Spring
will lend them the objects of her
affections. Oh, yes. better Include
an ash receiver. She must have
three varieties.
Such purely unimaginative creatures as girls should seek for that
lost art of Impressing men. Modern times, though, it is feared, have
placed their stigma on them. They
must resign themeslves to go drooling and pulling after unimpressionable males. Think of the agonies

once woman has been stripped of
sophistication, of deceit, of prudery, or regrets, of dullness and
more things too numerous to mention, one finds a very likeable
wench. (It couldn't be a girl.)
Take it off, girls; we know pretty well what is underneath it all.

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