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sions from taking the examination
in that course.
However, it seems that such
measures should not be necessary
in schools of secondary education
where the students are supposed
g
Into be Intelligent,
dividuals. It seems to be an Insult
to the students, but they do not
resent it in the least. Instead, they
go along their carefree paths hoping the instructor will be 111 the
next day so they will not be compelled to attend the class where
they are supposed to gain the
knowledge for which they are paying.
Let us take an inventory of ourselves and see if we belong in this
category, and if we do, let us mend
our ways. We have Just completed
the first four weeks of school and
the classes have begun to settle
down to earnest work, so do not
miss any class needlessly.
We are paying for an education;
let's get as much as possible while
we are here at the University
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Kentucky's star Is rising in the
heavens I The Wildcats
football
through superior playing hays
earned for themselves the right to
be called the "greatest Kentucky
team of all times".
EREEDODM GOES
The building of a football team
TO PRESS
docs not take place in a day. It
A notable feature of many edirepresents hours of work and traintorial comments and political dising, but more than that, it typifies
cussions columns has been the
a spirit, a vital guiding force that
comments upon the attempted seimparts the will to do. the will to
cret censorship of the press as incarry on.
dicated by the New Deal system of
The acquiring of spirit Is some special press
releases and discrim
However, it may
thing in question.
reination against
be assumed as the product of a
porters.
of many different
combination
The press of this country has althings such as Interest, appreciaways Jealously guarded against any
tion, goodwill, etc. All these comefforts made to curtail Its so called
bine to form a certain essential
policy is wholly
something which Is the energizing "freedom." This
Justifiable. However, in this case, it
force.
seems, the press Is wasting time,
Of those characteristics menspace, and work on an insignificant
tioned, goodwill is perhaps the
very Important one
most Important and at the same matter when a
Is staring them in the face and
protime certainly the most easily
successfully escaping their notice.
moted. It may be secured in a
ways, among which Is This is the matter of
variety of
as practiced by most of the
the issuance of complimentary news
sheets of this country.
or "Annie Oakleys". The
tickets
f freedom does
paste- - j The velT rlBht
careful distribution of the
l
tM. manner has Bone a , "ul mcBn UU"K wiuioui
gent and Intelligent exercising of
long way towards building a basis
right to the greatest degree
of friendship and cooperation in that
possible! The apathetic attitude of
cases.
innumerable
most of the newspapers in regard
However, there remains one parimportant problems of the
ticular field the goodwill of which to the
easily be secured by this time is a disgrace to the name of
could
deliberately censor
method and the benefit of which freedom. Editors
refer to and keep out of print news which
would be outstanding,
would be resented by powerful adthe fraternity housemother. Her
or, which would tend to
interest in the University Itself and vertisers
agencies should be as great as contradict a previous statement or
its
of the paper; they
that in the particular chapter she stand interests to exclude allow
other
serves. She wants to attain that vested
all true Kentuckians interests from the expression of
spirit which
possess, she wants to spur the team views in black and white; they
on to victory, but for financial cater to the ignorant prejudices
reasons she finds herself unable to and biases of the masses when
duty is to enlighten
do so. The issuance of complimen- their
as to the facts; they refuse
tary tickets to these twenty-seve- n
behousemothers would be of no great to discuss important matters
cost, but would reap lmmeasureable cause an expression of opinion and
benefits in the form of goodwill facts would involve the antagonizand support. To say the least It ing of a certain class of readers.
to
would certainly be appreciated by They become
mouth the ignorant opinions of
frathe members of the various
ternities and sororities on the cam- their owners; they refuse to Join
or compose their own union to depus.
And so would we pay tribute to mand forcefully their rights as Inbut vitally im- fluences of public opinion. As a
that
portant part of college social life, result such men as Hitler and Musthat guiding hand to the straight solini, whose persons and policies
and narrow, that builder of men could never have stood the glare of
and comforter of all the fratern- the searchlight of intelligent discussions
and questioning, have
ity housemother.
risen to power with the sanction of
the Ignorant masses. And such
OUR MONEY S WORTH
There are few persons in the typical demagogues as Huey Long
world who do not like to get as and Father Coughlln have received
much for their money as they pos- the enthusiastic support of the exsibly can, but strange as it seems, ploited and misinformed classes.
college students as a whole are not The road to fascism and reaction
is being paved by the very instruincluded in this category.
We work hard during the sum- ment which can make its rise immer months and force the family possible the press. As a matter of
the press
to deny themselves many things in its own
order that we may return to school should begin to pursue a forward
in the fall, and then we start "cut- rational policy. For once a governting" classes and trying to go to ment of the
type rises to power, as it is threatschool as little as possible.
This does not seem logical, but ening to do in this country today,
it is true in the majority of the it must oeny and will deny even
student bodies all over the country. the right to a free press. The power
In order to cope with this problem, of the press is mightier than that
university
officials
have passed of the sword, if it is used first.
regulations which prevent students Editors, you have challenged your- I

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By ENOY
Society went on trial last week
organization In New
before a youth
A tough week-en. . .The Oeorgla Tech game was not up to par. . . .
Jersey. A Jury made up of men and
Doth teams played sluggishly
SuKy danre was rather a success
women of colIrRe age found society Andy
Anderson's orchestra is 100 per cent better than It was last year. .
guilty on six counts, not guilty on
See he Is Imitating Horace Heldt with his singing guitar
It adds a lot
three.
to the band
The tea dance Friday afternoon was lacking something
Guilty of:
Mostly people
The affair at the Triangle house was quite interesting.
1. Employing workers at. starva....Can't quite get their Idea .... Looks like summer is here again
tion wages.
Linen suits will be due next week
Persons who drink beer from thun- 2. Inadequate instruction to youth
Saturday night's serenade.
drrmugs. . . .Oettlng to be quite a past time
on the choice of a mate.
The scandal snooper is due for a beating. .. .Many alums back for the
3. Forcing youth, because of
will be long with no football games
Tech tilt
Next two week-endearth of Jobs, to postpone matri- Anybody going to Auburn
No Campus dance this week. .. .Freshmen
mony.
still walking around In ai daze. .. .Crowded streets Saturday night
youth with haz4. Surrounding
Have you taken a ride In Byrd's plane that is here
ards to morals, such as obscene
Looks like rain
The Yankee
and gambling devices.
literature
to the Alphazi house has requested blonde who is getting the rush....
5. Maintaining a harsh attitude
dining room shades be Trying to study
that the
this year Is really
toward
pulled down when Jimmy Price, the
If we don't beat "Bam a
use, for recreation, house boy, is setting the tables. It tough
6. Incomplete
seems that Jimmy and his ro- this year well never beat them....
of public buildings.
mance, Jean Gloster, get in a little Dim lights in the gym Saturday
Not guilty of:
courting while they both set the night. . .Sweet music was added...
1. Providing Inadequate
facilities table, and the lady next door doesGulgnol opened, last night... Looks
for youth agencies.
n't approve. Hmmmmm.
like it will be a great success....
em2. Maintaining Inadequate
Hooked
You really ought to see it... "Shipployment services.
Jimmy O alt wood is going to
mates Forever" Is the usual Powell- 3. Allowing racial and national
with a little
That goodnight
employprejudice to Interfere with
in a week. If Sue Barnes Keeler vehicle
can hook you, Jimmy, she's okey "coke" In Dunn's.... The long walk
ment.
us. But, Sue, get a good
doke
The Jury disagreed on the charge: start withmaking Jimmy promise to home. . . .Does not seem that school
by
society falls to give adequate sex quit gambling every time he comes has been going on five weeks....
education to young people.
to Lexington. All kidding aside. Time flies during the senior year
thing for youth Sue and Jim, we wish you all of ....Freshmen gals get more rush
It is a creditable
at the dances than the old heads.
the luck in the world.
to put society on trial, if It rememWhen you cut class It Is like cutbers and rectifies those criticisms
Premeditated
ting your throat. .. .Why don't the
when It takes over control. More
We learn from a reliable source
get passes to the
creditable would be youth's putting that Jane Hardwlck has a means housemothers
They Justly deItself on the stand. Is It preparing of getting out of Pat Hall after football games
e.
hours by way of a
itself in every way possible? Is It Don't get excited, Deaniewienie serve such a compensation.... In a
making the most of its opportuni- Blandlng, the escape hasn't been sense they are like the students
ties? Does it choose its leadership attempted as yet, but you may ex- here.... Without them the houses
wisely? Is it forming an intelligent pect it any time now. Clever girls, would be at a loss.... The Athletic
Department ought to get generous
basis for evaluating people and these Janes.
for once
The past few nights
movements? Is It widening the
Big Brute
range of its perception? MinneWhen describing Tick Scholtz to have been as bright as day.... The
a friend, here is what Lois Lilly congregation on the KD steps Sun
sota Dally.
said, word for word: "He reminds day afternoons.... Saturday classes
me of a big blonde bull standing ought to be dismissed
Friday
A..n1
lui Alio iacj,
luuuiiu
nawuiu fn- - Vila tvAt,
raUy was uecenftil
ready to pounce upon it." Now her I nl8nt8
The two new female cheerleaders
friends are calling Lois, "Prey."
certainly added a little color. ..The
Dripping from the Quill
Ramblin' Wrecks were Interested
Bettie Bosworth was in raptures spectators
Wonder
at the affair
Your guess is right;
last week-en- d.
By BOB HESS
was.... Hear
Sunny Day was in town.... Don't where the
bite on Jack Crain's mothball Joke that we have one of those things
. . . .When the end of the hour was in
school....
and several drawing near. Prof. Sullivan said
After a big week-en- d
The heavy fog Friday night....
threats, we are back again. Dont to a student who was looking at
Thirteen
forget, folks, that Bob Davis and his watch, "I don't mind you look Looked like London
Bert Johnson are our body guards. ing to see what time it is, but lis- men on the Student Council....
Take your grievances to them, not tening to see if your watch is still Lucky o r unlucky
Strolling
to us. It seems that Polly Dawson going is adding insult to injury" through campus under dripping
Prof. Manning was getting the
and Luther Eggbert "Fishmonger"
Wonder if all the freshfrom John Y. Brown at trees
Fish had a scrap Wednesday and
up Thursday. the country club Saturday night... men know where all the buildings
patched the matter
on the campus are situated.... At
Then Friday Polly picked up her Halle Selassie's
Kernel and read about Fish and army reminds us of Dos Reid in last somebody got the Idea to serve
Betty Bruce Nunn. The scrap the middle of winter.... There is sandwiches
and "cokes" In the
started all over again. So Fish a Mae West and Joe Lewis regisJumped on us. Certainly is fortun- tered in the University.... Wonder press box during the half.... Sports
ate that we must wear stigmatic if Rosebush Rash is back... Wanda writers have been waiting for that
correcting lenses over our crockery Strong and Blanche Steppe, the to happen for a long time.... Wonat times, and this time the glasses new cheerleading team, are on top der if there is going to be a grid-grain putting beauty Into cheerleadcame in handy.
in the gym during the AuOur life as a scandal columnist ing. . . .Seth Saunders Botts has a
is beginning to run on a parallel guilty conscience.... Wonder what burn and Alabama games. . . .It was
to the career of Jack Benny, the Genevieve Lyle yill pledge the sec- done last year. ...Why not do it
snooper in the "Broadway Melody ond bid day
Thanks to Chief again this year
Where will
of 1936". Guess A. B. Hlllenmeyer, Henry for the use of the fire truck.
Does he
Bruce Davis, Bill Holster, Red Jack McConnell
and Margaret George be this week
Sympson, Liddley Finley, L. E. Humble are still dippy "bout each ever go any place besides Graves
Wonder if Bud Hunt Is Cox....
Fish, Mary LeBus and others will other
agree.
the quiet and reserved blonde from
Don't you seniors forget to fill
getting over with Betty Menzies,
Ft. Mitchell. . .Prof. Randall wears
The Roses
As a general rule blondes are sloppy socks. .. .Betty Murphy, the the followig to say: "I'm not comusually plenty dumb. Take, for in- swell little Alphagam neophyte, has pletely gone, but I think he's pretty
stance, a cotton topped personage four weaknesses. They are Star- smooth." But Midge, maybe you
such as Mary LeBus. Was there dust, muted trumpets. Heath bars, didn't know that Billy nearly broke
ever a dumber girl? But on the and Warner Baxter. Some diver- his neck trying Co get ahold of
Wonder if Marie Vernon Saturday
Andy
other hand, take petite Rowena sity, Betty, ole pal
Caylor, the blonde beauty from Johnny "Buttercup" Ennls, the Anderson has the best local band
r,
still has a ever to play In Lexington
Cleveland. Now there's a gal that Tavern's
Jack
can't be beat. She's the keenest gal twit on Richy Baker.... Thanks to "Fawywawcy" Faunce has a new
two-b- it
loan nickname. Tls "Say it with flowon the campus since the gym was Pete Reinlger for the
ten feet under water. So, Rowena, Wednesday night. . .Frank Davis is ers", and Scotty Chambers is imHumpy Campbell plicated
you great big bundle of cold blonde a good guy
Mary Lally has given
beauty, we toss one dozen Ameri- claims that Cab Calloway has a up hope of ever hooking the undercan Beauty roses to you, and if any twit on him.... Bob Dovis has a taker. Now she says that she loves
reciprocant of this mythical bou- secret love. It's no secret now, Bob. Sonny Wall, our ace snooper
quet ever deserved it, that's you. The name is Blllie Holliday....It Is Wonder if Dot Walker misses Ed
Dot Babbitt or Betty Menzies that Carvill
you Damyankee.
Virginia Batterton is
Phil McGee is contemplating court- one of the better looking
Buster ....Jack Keyser almost holds the
NOTICE: If Jack Crain and his ing? Look out, Craikl
e
pajama-cla- d
pals don't refrain Hubbard was in town for the game.
record for extended rofrom waking all of the boys at the Did Ann Stevenson's philosophy on mance. Just how long is it that you
In reference to have had your Deltchl pin on Lucy
Phldelt bungalow up at four a. m. life change any?
to drink beer out of a thundermug, Billy Splcer, Midge Wheeler has Ray?....
he's gonna find a couple purple
halos around his peepers.
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applications for degrees
you do, that piece of
paper is liable to turn up missing
when June rolls around .... Could
you explain that off. . . .The society
column has taken a turn for the
better.... Hope it stays like that...
Off in a gale to the Windy City. . . .
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JEST AMONG US
Looks like the lucky freshman
might have their senior ball in the
Student Union building.
Let's hope the Italians don't kill
Tarzan in any of their expeditions
through the Jungle.
Those balloons must represent
our opponents' hopes in the foot
ball games this year.

It will be a great day in Ken
tucky politics when the men who
Intend to run the state, run for
governor themselves.

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That Ohio State score on Saturday approaches the proportions of
the national budget.
COUNCIL WILL MEET

The annual meeting of athletic
coaches and the University athletic
council will be held Wednesday
night at 7:30 o'clock In the office
of President Frank L. McVey.
Routine reports will be made.
Men and pins are useless when
they lose their heads.

Gone to

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window?" asks The
Kentucky Kernel. As
as the elusive
George saw them, he
dropped in for a pair.
Why ? Because they're
soon

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Sudden Change

Last year, Ken Raynor dashed
around the campus without shirt
or tie. Then he was elected the
Deltachi prexy, and now take a
look at him. He dashes around in
derby and all of the latest tweeds.
FLASH: The landlady next door

The Phoenix Hotel Co.
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