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Well and Faborably-Know- n
Patt. Hall Benches Are
Moved to Cellar

PATT HALL PERSONALS LIBRARY
Miss Nell Pulllnm, of Cynthlana,
was tho guest of Miss Mary Hamilton
for tho weok-end- .
Misses Nell Craln and Esther John
son spent last Sunday with friends in
Georgetown.
Miss Elolse Brown, of Georgetown,
was tho guest of Miss Eliza Spurrier
for the

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week-end- .

Miss Freda Miller, of Louisville,
week-enwith Miss Virginia
Croft.
Miss Mary Hamilton went to Cln
clnnatl Wednesday.

spent the

Miss Christine Johnson of Frank
with Misses
fort, spent the week-enJune Sale and Emma Holton.
Miss Virginia Gray spent the week
end with friends at Sayre College.
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Mr. U. S. Cord, of Pineville, visited
his niece, Miss Elizabeth Cord, last
week.
Miss Mary Campbell Scott was the
guest of Miss Elizabeth Beckner Sun
day night.
Miss Annie Laura Rhoads spent
Monday night with Miss Myrtle Rose
Smith.
Miss Blanche Stephens, of Williams
burg, Is visiting her sister, Miss May
Stephens.
Miss Lillian Hayden spent Monday
night with Miss Margaret Lair.
Miss Esther Helburn will leave for
Louisville Friday night.
Misses Elizabeth Beckner and Jane
Crawford spent Sunday night with
Miss Mary Campbell Scott.
Miss Mildred Graham will leave
Friday night for Louisville, where she
will undergo an operation.
Miss Elizabeth Ratllffe, of Sharps
burg, visited her sister, Miss Fan Rat
llffe, last week.
Miss Juliet Lee Risque spent the
week-enat her home in Midway.
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ELLIS HAYDEN AND BRIDE
VISITORS AT UNIVERSITY.
Ellis Hayden, a '14 graduate from
College of Mechanical and Electrical Enginereing, and Mrs. Hayden
were visitors at the University Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Hayden, who are
now on their honeymoon, will return
to Milton, Pa., in a few days, where
Mr. Hayden is employed as an engineer with the Milton Manufacturing
Company, a munitions plant.

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GIRLS' GLEE CLUB.
Wanted! ! ! Girls for the Glee Club!
There has been some misunderstanding among the girls as to the
dues of tho club. In some fevered
imagination they run as high as $5.00,
a really outrageous amount, while
others have been more moderate and
placed it at $3,50 and as low as $2.00
for the year.
At a meeting of the Gleo Club Monday afternoon it was decided by unanimous vote that $1.00 should be tho
club dues for the year and that this
would pay tho expenses of tho concert
to .bo given later.
Every girl Is urged to Join the club.
Don't stand back on account of no
voice, that Is what Mr. Cover is hare
for. Lot him worry.

IS

POPULAR

Sad days have como at Patterson
Hall. Tho homo of mysterious ro
mance and chivalric gallantry is los
ing one by one the glories which havo
hung for years over Its roof like palo
pink mists over tho hills when tho
No
sunset kisses them goodibye.
swain take
longer may the
the arm of his lady fair and lead her
to a secluded spot in the shaded yard,
tell her to "wait a minute, kid," and
then go after a bench of iron, which
always seems, under the circumNo
stances, so soft and pleasant.
longer may he bring back the bench,
and with himself and the girl and the
seat and the shadows In happy juxtaposition whisper sweet slush Into
her curly ear till the lights begin to
wink and the candles begin to flicker
febly In the upper stories.
Nay verily; the days of romance
are being shortened and soon poor romance will be no more. Shakespeare
will be safe from those who are tempted to quote his wondrous sonnets to
the ladies and modestly admit that
they composed 'em when they didn't
have anything else to do, usually after
The stars will no longer
breakfast.
be called on to witness that Romeo
and his fair love had no greater fideland studes of the Uni
ity than
versity of Kentucky. No longer will
dates be made on the old iron benches
for strolls on the campus at chapel
hour, which seem inevitably to lead
to
the vicinity of Britt's, whence
comes the odor of luscious hamberger
and sizzling egg sandwiches, the veritable nectar of our own goddesses.
Even now the lawn of Patt Hall
seems dreary and deserted, and. the
front edge of the campus is becoming
the favorite rendezvous of those who
love solitude in each other's com
pany. A reputable reporter of the
Kernel yesterday counted six pairs of
usch dreamily watching the poetic
Limestone street cars as they wended
their musical way to the edge of the
southern horizon, which is located
And
near the Experiment Station.
this was at the dinner hour, too. They
to eschew food
actually preferred
rather than to chew it. They sat upon the cold, cold ground and not upon
the nice, sweet, lovely benches of yore.
What is this world coming to, when
one can't sit beneath the contemplative shade of the ancient trees? Why
Why this
this untowardness of fate
infinitude of hard luck?
The Kernel is informed that the
benches were first wired to the trees
in the front yard to prevent promiscuous moving around, and when this
measure failed of tho ultimate purpose, they were placed in the cellar
with tho coal and tho potatoes and
there to remain till a
tho
It is
happled day of resurrection.
evidently tho belief of high authority
that no couples will seek tho cellar
just to sit on a favorite Iron bench.
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WRITE WORDS
FOR NEW U. K. SONG

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In chapel last Friday and at tho
gamo Saturday, tho cadet band mado
a decided hit when they sang a parody on tho Bong favorite, "Aro You
From Dixie," tho words of which woro
written by Misses Lena Clem and
Mary Ricketts, University coeds.
There was much speculation aB to
who tho authors were, but It was only
by tho untiring detective work of a
"Kernel" reporter that they wero Idenauthors aro working
tified. Tho
on several more verses and the song
bids fair to become very popular with
tho students. The words of tho parody follow:
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"All hall Kentucky,
Dear old Kentucky,
Where the 'Wildcats' fight with all of
their might;
When they begin it
They're sure to win it
For the dear old Blue and the White,
When U. K. men break thru the line
And then they make a dash,
plans
Their opponents' well-laiWill go to smash,
We'll cheer Kentucky, dear old Kentucky,
For she is always right.
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A. T. O. FRATERNITY ENTER-

TAINS WITH HOUSE DANCE.

Thomas, A. Blovlns, C. S. Dabncy, J.
G. Mosloy, E. Y. Van Dorcn, V. L.
Mansfield, I. Scrivener, A. L. Bastln,
John Woodruff, W. C. Campbell.
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Guests
Paulino
Irwin,
Laura Leo Jameson, Myra Warren,
Nancy Innes, Dorothy
Middloton,
Bobby Lair, Anna Rose Skcos, Elizabeth Porch, Martha Buckman,
Martin, Gladys Van Meter, Mary
Van Meter, Eloiso Bowmar, Ada
Virginia
Margaret
Milner,
Mathews, Martha Deltrlch, Messrs.
John Campbell, Alfred Brlttain, John
Cramer, Maury Crutcher, John
Neal Carnolly, Harry Davis,
Everett Elsie, William Shinnick. Also a representative from each of the
fraternities in tho University.

LIBRARY CLUB MEETS.

The program on "Contemporary
Authors" at tho last meeting of tho
Library Club proved to bo even moro
interesting than anticipated. Dean
Hamilton presented tho club with a
plcturo of Washington Irving which is
years old and
perhaps soventy-fivby tho
therefore much appreciated
club.
Tho next meeting will bo held
6, at 4:30 o'clock. Tho week,
December 4 to 9, is known thruout
tho United States as "Good Book
Week," a movement started by the
Library Commission of tho Boy Scouts
of America. Its purpose is to create
a moro lively interest In tho library
and also to furnish available aids in
"I want a
selecting good books as Christmas
Shopkeeper "Sorry, sir; but wo gifts. All interested aro welcome to
don't keep cuckoo clocks in stock."
attend and hear tho discussions.
Customer "But I don't want a
I only want a
Patronize Our Advertisers.
Punch.
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Mrs Hughes, Member of American National Association Mastera of Dancing

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The Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity PHONE 1271
entertained Saturday evening with a
delightful dance at their chapter house
on South Upper Street.
OUR
trio furnished the
A saxaphone
music, and during the intermission a
delightful supper was served. The
hosts were assisted in entertaining by
the chaperons, Professor and Mrs. L.
E. Nollau, Captain and Mrs. John C.
Fairfax, Judge and Mrs. W. T. Laffer-ty- ,
Mr. and Mrs. G. L. Jackson.
Among those present were: Active
chapter, B. N. Peak, C. W. Hopkins,
G. H. Hill, F. O. La Master,
D. S.
Springer, H. L. Milward, L. T. Wheeler, P. H. Robnett, E. Peak, R. L. Duncan, C. N. Mcllvain, L. F. Bessey, C.
D. Moseley, L. M. Heick, H. I. Kinne,
We make
L. I. Longsworth, R. Y. Ireland.
Alumni W. P. Tuttle, R. C. Dab-ne-

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A petition is being circulated In tho
Hall asking that tho benches bo restored to their pristine place of prominence, and it is prosumed that this
document will bo presented to tho
now Board which will have tho Hall
Until
In charge, sometime muybo.
they aro restored tho library seems in
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