THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

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Now
t.hnt we have compulsory SENIOR-SOPGAME
chapel why not have a rule requiring
SET FOR SATURDAY
all students to attend classes, say,
throughout the College year by the student body of once a week?
Published ovory Thursday
Tho
football
gnmc, which will decide tho champion
the University of Kentucky, for tho benefit of tho Btudcnts,
At any rate, the Republicans can
alumni and faculty of the Institution.
ship of tho classes at tho University,
point out tho fact that .Mr. Wilson's will bo played on Stoll Field Saturday
newspaper of tho University.
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Is tho official
eight-hou- r
day for railroad employees nftcmoon at 2 o'clock. In tho first
college news
It Is Issued with tho view of furnishing to its subscribers all tho
will surely ho a tllsmnl failure In two games
univer-sitieof tho season tho Seniors
concerning tho
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest
Alnskn this winter.
and tho Juniors tied and tho Sophs
of other States and Canada.
decisively boat tho Freshmen.
Tho
FIVE CENTS PER COPY.
It's a risky one to "pull," but we senior-Junio- r
(i iitr.Bi DTtnN. ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR.
game was played over
mail matter.
cannot help remarking concerning two weeks ago, with tho result that
Entered at Lexington Postofflco as second-clasthat broker who has several million the Maybe graduates defeated tho
EDITORIAL STAFF.
eggs cornered, that wo hope his well-lai- third-yea- r
men by tho score of 11 to
William Shinnick
plans go to smash.
0. Tho dope favors neither side, nnd
Assistant Editor
Dillard Turner
tho indications arc that tho struggle
Managing Editor
Wayno Cottingham
Color Line Not Drawn.
will ho of tho
variety.
"Squirrel Food"
J. Franklin Com
(Campbcllsvillc News Journal.)
follows:
Tho line-uti- - wn o Ti,rcf
In the vicinity of tho big water tank
Sophs.
Seniors.
Athletlc Edltor
Thomas Underwood
a snow white sparrow is sometimes Clark
Hall
Exchange Editor
J. R. Marsh
seen. He, she or it consorts with a
Left End.
Y. W. C. A.
Miss Mildred Graham
brothers, sis- Potts
Smith
Mining large flock of his brown
v...rana
ters and cousins who seem unconcernLeft Tackle.
Literary
Herbert Schaber
Gaugh
Tapscott
Agriculture ed about him.
Harry Cottrell
Left Guard.
REPORTERS.
And Wrung the Tears from Volunteers Crum
Bland
Byron Bacon Black
Thornton Connell.
Tnhn s RhArwnnd.
Our hats are off again to that thin
Center.
W. C. Draddy.
blue line of heroes who, with odds of Kelly
Planck
BUSINESS STAFF.
weight, field and "dope" against them,
Right Guard.
Business Manager
Joe M. Robinson
humbled the mightiest machine in the Schaber
Neblett
1
South on its own field and demonRight Tackle.
strated conclusively that, whatever Hincs
Clark
The End of the Season.
their other deficiencies, Kentucklans
Right End.
can surely fight.
Harney or Hopkins
Schneider
Quarterback.
The University of Kentucky football team last
'Nother Lykelle.
Longsworth
Rawllngs
Thursday closed a successful football season in a blaze He went to chapel, Johnny Jones,
Left Halfback.
over-worke- d
phrase is permissible. The
of glory, if
And coughed and stamped his feet. Collins
Whaley
Tennessee game was a revelation even to the stanchest He was a hero, Johnny Jones,
Fullback.
a tie,
supporters of the team, and altho the score was
A gentleman most neat.
Gardner
Foster
and
the Wildcats out-playis generally admitted
No low brow was this darling boy,
Right Halfback.
outgeneraled their opponents. Kentucky fight and deboob was he;
superior weight and "the HeNoknew
termination again proved
that folks stamped on the MISSES TAYLOR AND GAINES

The Kentucky Kernel

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THEME CONTEST PRIZES

Two Attractive Books Are
Offered For Best

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SELECTS

Tho Prohibition Club has selected
tho following prizes to bo awarded In
tho thomo contest mentioned in tho
Kernel last week. Tho first prize will
bo a Webster's Student Dictionary and
tho second, a complete sot of Shakespeare's works attractively bound lti
one volume. Theso prizes aro offered
by tho club, tho money for their purchase being donated by Mrs. Frances
E. Heauchamp, of Lexington, State
president of tho W. C. T. U.
Professor L. L. Dantzler, who has
been
with the prohibitionists In the promotion of the contest, in speaking of tho prizes to a
Kernel representative, said: "I have
seen these books and consider them
very attractive.
Any Freshman or
Sophomore student will do well to try
for one of them."
The contestants should take notice
that the time limit for handing in their
themes has Ibeen moved up to noon of
Friday, December 15. The winners
will be announced and prizes awarded
in chapel Tuesday,
December 19.
Themes must be handed to Professor
Dantzler on or before the specified
time, Instead of the University
as heretofore announced.
post-offic-

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dope" do not make unconquerable teams.
Much of the credit for the excellent showing of the
Kentucky team must be given to Coach Tigert and his
assistants. Most of the men on the team in fact nearly all of them were developed under the watchful eye
of the long logician. The great Freshman football team
of 1914 was coached by him. In the two years he has
been coach the Wildcats have lost but two games, in
spite of the fact that heavier schedules have been made
out than ever before. The Kernel would not for a minute take away the slightest bit of honor that belongs to
the students who composed the 1916 team, but it is only
just to remind the University that their success was
due to the coaching they have received ; to the football
Dr. Tigert has drilled' into them.
As a whole, the student body has supported the
team better than it has been supported in previous
years. It has been said that the students here will not
support the team when it loses. The cheering at the
Sewanee game, only a week after the Vanderbilt affair,
was the best of the year. The Kernel feels that the students should be commended for their spirit and for the
sportsmanlike way in which visiting teams have been
treated. The reception accorded other teams has been
the subject of much favorable comment from outside
sources. The Southern coaches, and especially Coach
McGugin, have expressed their appreciation of the Ken-

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In good society,

For mother kissed him long before
And told him he must be a boor

Christmas Definitions.
Christmas A day late in December,
preceded by bankruptcy and lovers'
quarrels and followed by a week of
good resolutions.
Christmas Gift Something nobody
wants and everyone is angry if he
doesn't get.
Plum Pudding An excuse for the
sauce. So named because the plum
is plumb absent.
Mistletoe A dangerous vegetable
which in its native habitat grows just
beneath a chandelier. When in full
bloom it signifies an approach of damp
weather.
Santa Claus iThe Salvation Army's
best bet.
Yuletide The Henglish way of say
ing it.
of the
Xmas An abbreviation
above, tho first syllable indicating how
we feel when it is all over.

tucky spirit.
It is gratifying to realize that our team did so well CURT PARK WRITES
in its big games, but after all it is better to know that a
OF NORTHERN TRIP
real spirit of sportsmanship is growing up on the

GUESTS AT MATINEE PARTY.
Misses Mildred Taylor and Lillian
Gaines were guests at a matinee party
given in their honor at Keith's Theatre in Louisville, Saturday afternoon
by Miss Mary Turner. A tea followed
at Klein's. The other guests were:
Misses Myra Warren, Margaret Jefferson, Ruth Turner and Mary Turner.

The

EYL WINNING SUCCESS
AS MINING ENGINEER
W. C. Byl, a Senior in the College of
Mines and Metallurgy at the Univer
sity, who was recently In Tennessee
looking over prospective coal lands,
on his return to work found a request
awaiting him to report on the oil possibilities of Estill and adjoining coun
ties. The request was made by the
Melick Refining Company. Mr. Eyl
left last week to take up the work.

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Curt Park, who is in Chicago on a
" trip, has written the
editor of the Kernel a letter in regard
to tho little poem which was dedicated
to him In last week's issue. Curt
wishes one or two lines changed. In
particular ho objects to tho lino which
says: "He squeezed her round the
neck," becauso some girls, ho says,
would rather not bo squeezed so. Wo
tako pleasure in making tho correction.
Curt says that he is getting homeThe Kentucky Colonel Says:
Lykelle Pomes No. 12.
sick. Ho wont into a restaurant in
The Kentucky University football Sho ate Welsh rabbit, fudge and cake Lafayette, Ind., and saw on the menu
Before her lover came,
card a drink called tho "Lafayette
team has no dislike for Tennessee,
Then would not eat tho sweets he Doauty," which had written under it
suh, but they did kick like steers
brought
the information that "thero ain't no
when thoy learned they were on tho
But said, tho dainty dame,
Ho agreed with tho
such animal."
Thanksgivin menu billed as roast tur"As alwayB, dear, tonight
critic. Tho boys will bo back in a
key, suh.
.My appetite is light."
fow days.
"stock-jedgi-

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