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Wrll. it's rrntllntr in be lust nbout
Mmn nf vrnr for tlio college bovs to
hrcln slnclno their favorite Chrlst- mns carol: "I enn't give you any- tliing but love, Bauy." auouc inc
same time the girls will probably
bn lndulclntr to some extent In the
tuneful strains of "Worried." An'
they should be for It s been a cold,
hard winter so far.
Our old friend, Joe McDowell,
from the Kansas Aggies finally
worked up enough courage to make
an oration that's been percolating
through the minds of college men
for quite some time. The title or
Joe's remarkable address (in case
you don't read your papers) was:
The Usclessncss of Women on tne
Collcue Camnus."
For years and
years, In a wee, still sort of volccj
mucn tne
wo ve been remarking
same thing. Joe's triumph was short
lived, but after the gins had considered the matter seriously they
gave him a loving cup In appreciation of his parental advice, I sup
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our aliwm seven more times now be- fore we can begin enjoying a long- looked-fo- r
We've
vacation.
quit
sleeping of late because we have so
much work to do before the holidays
that sleepln' seems like a foolish
habit.
This column couldn't begin to
exist without a pet gripe of somp
kind, and here and now we enter a
protest against the assault and bat- tcry we have suffered to date In
being "tagged' at different dances,
Back In the old days there was an
clement of gentle courtesy in ask- ing the permission of another
gentleman If you might dance with
his lady. You even thanked the
gentleman and when somebody else
came to claim her, you thanked the
lady for her graclousness In dancing with you. Like the old tunc,j
such activities seem to be "only a
dream of the past." We've been
stepped on, beaten, pushed, shoved,
insulted, mauled, embrasscd, and
Imposed on until we're well nigh the
end of our patience. As a matter
of public policy, for the health and
morals of the community, and for
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of certain
the physical
social dunderheads we ask the privilege of extermination on the next
offense.

Looks like the older the stunts are
the more people fall for 'em. 'Way
back about the time that we were
still kicking slats out of our cradle
we remember the old gag about
somebody calling up to advise another somebody to take their house
off the street car line because the
After all this exertion we're restreet car was coming. Some bash- minded of an old verse more
ful little lady down at the house of
of our present feelings than
the Owls could break down and tell anything we know.
us all about it but she won't. And
we're, not going to report her beI wish I was a little rock,
cause we fell for the same thing
A slttin' on a hill,
once.
Dotn' nothln all day long
But Just a sittln still.
We've Just figured out that we
will only have to get up and turn off
I wouldn't eat, I wouldn't drink
I wouldn't even wash;
I'd Just sit still a thousand years,
DUKE UNIVERSITY
An' rest myself, by Gosh!

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At the 34th annual meeting of the
Association of Colleges and Second
ary Schools of the Southern States,
which closed last Friday, Dr. Harry
D. Campbell, of Washington and Lee
University was elected president.
Prof. M. E. Llgon, principal of the
University high school, was made
. second
of the Association.
Thirteen Kentucky high schools
were accredited at this session; one
college was also added to the list.
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Three state high schools were
Ballard County high
' dropped.
school school, and Columbia high
i school
were removed from the ac'
credited list.
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The University of Kentucky entertained the delegation at a lunch-co- n
In the University Commons at
noon Friday. Dr. Frank L. McVcy,
president of the University, presided
and welcomed the members on behalf of the state. Four hundred
delegates attended the meeting. An
automobile tour to points of interest
in the Blue Grass featured the last
day of the meeting.
The next meeting of the Association will be held next year at Atlanta, Ga.

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J. C. Finley Elected
President of O. D. K.

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J. C. Finley, senior in the College
of Law, and member of Alpha Gam$5 Down Will
ma Epsllon social fraternity, was
elected president of Omlcron Delta
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Kappa, men's national honorary
campus leader's fraternity, at a
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luncheon-meetinheld Friday at
University Commons. Hays Owens,
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Sigma Chi, was made
of the fraternity.
Toy Sandefur, graduate student In
the department of geology and mem- 1
Atwater-Ke- nt
ber of Sigma Beta Xi, was elected
secretary-treasurer.
Thirty members
were present at the meeting which
was called for the purpose of disno
cussing future plans of the organ- 1
ization.
O. D. K. is one of the leading:
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campus leader's fraternities among
the nation's universities, and has as
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California Institute of Technology, '26

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Now that the
holiday season

ROBERT SPARKS
FieU Research Engineer
Lehigh University, '27

is almost here
LIGHTNING HAS LONG BEEN
and the family is in an expansive
mood, with dances coming thick
and fast . . . it's surely the psychological time to spring that plaintive
"I haven't a thing that's fit to
wear." And the very next step is
a visit to the Misses' Frock Shop
where you can demonstrate to
mother how simply divine you look
in their evening clothes and how
very, very inexpensive they are.
There are frocks, for instance, in
which you'll look like a shadow of
a whisper . . . flat crepe in cornation
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FieU Station Engineer
Pennsylvania State College, '27

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THE MISSES' I'flOCK SHOP
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RAIDER OF POWER LINES

lightning meets his master
W. J. KROEGER
Tennessee Stations Engineer
Carnegie Institute of Technology, '27

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during a thunderstorm
and shudder just a little at the forces
that seemed to tear open the sky and
shake the hills? Electrical men have
often shuddered in grave seriousness
over those same forces. For lightning
has been a costly raider of power lines.
Now, however, many means of defense are available, and many more are
being developed. Science has been
studying lightning, and experimenting
with it. Down in the mountains of
Tennessee a group of Westinghouse men
have been making photographic records
of the voltages developed by lightning,
with the cathode-ra- y
oscillograph and
the klydonograph. Guided by their
findings, another group in New Jersey is
enabled to reproduce lightning artifi

cially, and study its effects on a
line. And in East Pittsburgh,
with a generator that will produce
lightning strokes equivalent to 35,000,-00- 0
and with a laboratory
that duplicates power line conditions,
others are learning new facts about the
behavior of protective devices.
Much of this work is carried on by
young men recently out of college. Their
high-tensi-

horse-pow-

achievements will
save millions for
power companies, and
eliminate many hazards to life in substation operation.
Lightning ju m pt the gap between
these ll'tttinghoust arcing
horns,and spares the insulators.

Westinghouse
E. R. WHITEHEAD
New Jersey Stations Engineer
University of Colorado, '28

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