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NADEUTtlN

CAMPUSXICKERS:
"lie used Easter as a swell excuse to get
soused and pixilated all the time he was away
from school." (And now that he's back in school,
he's using his classes as a swell excuse to do the
same thing!)
"I had a fine time during Easter vacation. 1
read all of my back lessons, finished a paper,
wrote letters to all the people. I owed them to.
why
and started my term report." (Yeah-on- ly
call it an Easter vacation?)
"Someday, smart boy, you're going to find
smacked!"
yourself smacked in the eye-- but
(The thought in every coed's mind when the
supercilious male cuts in on her at a dance, with
expression.)
that
"He begged and begged her to give him a kiss,
and when she finally said yes, he just laughed
and yelled 'April Fool't" (And now she's probat
ably laughing and yelling in a straight-jacke- t
Eastern State Hospital, and who can blame
her?)
"
(Ain't nothing
"Hello, how's your

Professor R. D. Mclntyre, of the
Commerce College, left Wednesday
with a group of delegates to attend
the Omlcron Delta Ksppa convention In Atlanta.

By RALril E. JOHNSON

AITLICATIONS

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A STRANGE contradiction, what an odd relationship exists
between the sexes. Greater strife It contain
thsn war, yet
C A M I' U A C U
greater happiness than all other achievement conies of that strug
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gle which is
Inevitable a death.
JULIlVIlVl BOARB
History literary and biblical hits recorded the matches.
Literary
tdiloT-mChit- )
OtuKoi M. 6itNctK
men have prophesied the emancipation of this frail sex, have declared hei
Kim J. ClIti tLXl r
AiuUilg &U4Uf
free of her burden and it hiu coma to
DAttli 11. dALlcJO
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a mass of billion of people equally divided. Here 1 an ever
Here
present (it itarted with time and shall end with it) battle being waged
Jituintis Manage i
Ik. Al. Muukjl
a to who shall rule the roost.
Betty fcarl.
Editorial Advuter
Earliest literature indicate this condition. The Bible find cause to
lllCO iUefcUUb
AMWUM IVUlUM
treat of the problem no end. Few
AuauiatfUig auiutr
Wuwuu ti. Aiuiua
Auttiu
jood words can be found In tht Old shell that has inhibited them they
ueuige ItUiwu
AuuMit buiiw
Testament for this sinister sex.
burst forth brazenly.
Society tUiior
Jueauor Kauaoipij
They grow wise in these ways be
Vet Christianity considers Itself
ol
greatest because of all the theolo- cause goes that early warning. But
BflkClAl. WKllfcKS
man
after his love from a de
Kalpa Johntoi.
Otarit Ktrltr
gies it alone grant women right.
n..tuu uiuu
sire natural and unsullied by a
"greener
pasture" across pampering civilization. For being
Tli
kfuitit ntuiaM
i,he barbed lines that fenoa off natural he
Tom Waikuu
termed the beast.
Luam iiiuu.i
J. U. Faulcautr
Kuweit tv.,.,u
Mack iauatitt
women from men have so excited
4hmj a.iia
But the triumph of women is
short-liv- ed
Me appetite of women for those
both in their life and
AooiSiAM Mwa fcuiiuita
privilege enjoyed by men
in the life of society. Apparently
Raymoud T. Laimtw
Siduey BucJUaj
Maiiwim rttiuti
he sovereignty and freedom of they march on and up, but it has
men that he actually toop to been said that it la a long path
conquer,
Advtuu&uig Manager
Ailred H. Vogei
that has no turning.
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This strife finds its Initial urge
Picture them on a race track.
AUViiHTlSINU STAFF
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when nature first Indicate In her Let us say that for centuries they
t m,.mrL. Allen Heine
Tom Rees
insidious way that "thy name is strained at the barrier, but Isben
ClrcuiftUuu burn
woman." Into the class room It sprung it for them.
Uieun Carl
Away they
home, at play. Mothcomes and
went, slowly at first, for years of
wasting er, noticing, at
Tkijeplioiies. Mews, I a. m. to 4 p. m, Uiuv.
DOX'T LOOK NOW, BUT-you- 're
warn daughter against "tainting spells" had done them no
1J0.
buu- uUl(t, V a, W. to U. Ul., UUlV.
man. Men never good. Long skirts, bustles, corsets,
that guy... he's only the the beast that
your time dirty-nosina
aua taiei noma, cuy
or .
have the warning of their father long hair held them back, so one
grades!
lab assistant, not the one who gives the
So by one they discarded them in their
to watch the wily woman.
HJLRE 2HALL
women are early started off on a haste to catch up with the men.
KERNEL ALL
career of watchful waiting for op6 1 LL)L I KiOii
MAINTAIN THIXGS WE COULD DO WITHOUT:
But cigarettes, athletics, learning
portunities to triumph.
and stilting passion is strangling
So they do triumph. But watch them, squeezing out their emotions.
1. Gals who insist on conventional behavior
they do o in such mercenary and See how short-liv-ed
WHAT WILL BE THE STORY IN
i the glory of
always.
are these conquering women.
worldly way. Their grade
Like
SEPTEMBER?
higher. They prostrate themselves roses they bloom.
In younger
2. The fast approach of commencement.
before the great God "Grade A."
couples the girl is radiant, the cen
One of the most disheartening aspects in the
3. That overwhelming yen to
Watch them as they eagerly ter of attraction. Ten years later
chance their first cigarette and she is already faded, but the man,
collegiate scene is the prospect thai, with the
experiment in love. Cautiously, II he
still beside
4. Stoogents who gasp, "Did she ever fall for cautiously, then bolder and bolder creased is his stature her, ha In
reduction of the W orks Pi ogress Administra
and now at
locust tracts the attention.
like the seventeen-ye- ar
tion rolls, there will be a consequent and pro me!"
upperdassmen who martyr shedding Its husk until free of the What triumph was woman's?
5. Sophomoric
portional cut in N. Y. A. scholarships.
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CAMPUSIGHTS:
bitten
Early indications of spring. . .love-buon steps, on bencnes, on auto
couples sitting
By FRANKLIN DRYDEN
running boards, on the grass, on rock walls
On Monday night, bright and
coeds brushing moth balls out of white shoes, early, comes the Junior prom oh
organdies, white gloves. . .seniors bull sessioning a very gay and festive occasion,
about what they'll be doing five years from now especially with the thought of
.animal spirits revealed in the antics on the Tuesday classes fresh in one's
mind. But such la the price we
campus of the freshman class... open windows must pay for the laxity of the
in classrooms, with professors going frantic try committee In arranging for a date.
ing to keep stoogents' eyes inside the room . . .
From New York comes the report that Little Jack Little had a
early indications of spring.
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HARRIS

This column some time ago suggested that every
one in the United States be promoted to a fuil gen
eralship so that there would be no more war, reason'
Ing that as everyone would have the right to give or
ders and not to obey them, there could be no mas
discipline, and since there could be no mass discipline
mere could be no war.
Unfortunately, our sane and sage advice
baa not been heeded, and to eur knowledge
there ha not been one single promotion. But
at least we have tried In our bumble way to
promote peace. We even nave a shell on our
table that came from the Pacific Ocean. Yes,
have tried, but In vain.
A friend of ours, through compassion for us for
a fight that failed we had two friends along this
line, the other one hasn't been back since we bought
the Insurance policy from him aid that sine we
had fallen so gallantly In our fight for world peace,
we should revive ourself and do the next best thing
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acthemselves on the altar of
tivities.
6. Having to think up alibis for a bruised
face.

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R. O. T. C. regiment,

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John St. John, graduate of the
class cf 1S35, has accepied a position at classification
investigator
with the personnel department of
the Tennessee Valley Authority.
8lnce graduating from the Unlver-alt- y
Mr. St. John has been studying
for
master's degree at Syracuse

University, Syracuse, N. Y.
of the
ha announced that student of the
LEWIS TO JUDGE CONTESTS
advanced class of the unit who will
receive their reserve commissions at
John Lewis, director of the band.
the annual field day exercises May will
today for Plnevllle where
25 may now make application for
he will Judge the high school music
commissions In the regular army.
contei for
Kentucky.

southeastern

BEST ATTENDS

MEETING

Dr. Harry Beat, head of the
department, and Dr. and
Mrs. Morri O. Caldwell are attend
ing the meeting of the Southern
Sociological Society at Birmingham,
Ala. Dr. Caldwell will enter into a
panel discussion of Mr. McClelland
Van Der Veer' paper, "Problems
Confronting Southern Newspapers
In the Solution of Southern Resion- ai (sociological problems."
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SPEAKS

Miss Florence Imlay. of the home
economic department, spoke at a
meeting of representative of the
vriou Fayette county homemak- ers' societies Wednesday afternoon
In the Lexington Federal building.
Miss May Elizabeth Botts. Fayette
county homo demonstration agent,
was In charf.e of the group and introduced Mw Imlay.

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The ancient cry of any people against a dic
tator, "Let us be individual, not each like the
other; let us think for ourselves!" has again
been thwarted. March 27 Nazi authorities took
over the entire control of German farm life.
This was done according to the decree of
Hermann Goring, commander-in-chie- f
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of the
plan to make the country selfsufficient.
It was explained tersely in half a
dozen paragraphs how land and farms must be
managed in order to make German independ
ence a certainty and to increase the food supply.
Persons owning land are automatically obliged
to cultivate it. In the event that the expected
cultivation is not gained, district leaders are at
liberty to demand that rural land owners com
ply with orders given them. Failure to obey
such orders may result in the appointment of
controllers for the farms in question. Those
who refuse to comply with the provisions of the
r
plan must lease part or all of their
property to an "approved expert," according to
the powers placed in district leaders.
Operation of this law will be continued until
March 31, 1941. Four days before the official
regimentation, Goring said in a speech: "Farmers must produce more if the reich is to live,"
an apparent forecast of his action.
We reiterate the statement: "Goring is to be
observed closely; he would be an admirable
successor to Hitler's demagogic powers.
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Roughly, about 700 University students on
the campus are recipients of these scholarships.
Estimating conservatively, 500 of these would
find it impossible to remain in college in case
this support failed. In all, there are some 850,- 000 youths the nation over who are listed on N.
Y. A. rolls, and, correspondingly, it may be said
that about
or some 600,000 stu
dents, would be forced to discontinue their
schooling.
It seems to be a little known fact that persons
on relief rolls are generally superior, scholastic- ally to their more fortunate fellow students; in
many cases, the level of scholarship plays a
large part in obtaining one of the jobs. Now,
anyone who has been connected for any length
of time with school administration realizes that,
due to the depression, the general level of col
legiate intelligence has dropped because many
worthy but poor students found it impossible to
come to college. The N. Y. A. has been a great
factor, probably the only one, in helping to
remedy this situation,
The youth of this country is clamoring for
Congress to pass their American Youth act, and
such being the case, it is doubly disheartening to
forsee the day when student relief rolls will be
entirely cut off the nation's ledger books.
Of course, students will not feel the effect of
this until September, when, if N. Y. A. funds
fail to be realloted, student relief will become a
thing of the past. Interested persons have a
single recourse left: They may get in touch
with their Washington representative, for into
his hands the problem later will fall, and if a
strong and articulate constituency desires the
continuance of the N. Y. A., the effect may be a
happy one for those in sympathy with higher
education.

IN ATLANTA

2, 1937

falling out with his band about two
months ago and now has an entirely new one.... maybe we will
be one of the first audiences to see
the future world famous orchestra
make its triumphal entry.

the number of members In that
lodge.... After encircling the room
he finally reached Marjorle Andrews who, In a clear and ringing
voice, answered with the correct
digits.... It's a fine romance that
has been overlooked

here....

The news comes through that
Reggie Chllds and Lee Bennett (of
Jan Garber fame) are playing for
the ATO and Chio dances, respectively
Also that Hal Goodman
is the director at the engineer's
dance tomorrow night....

that the school year is near-in- g
its close, the time has come
when we are in need of a new and
aspiring scandal columnist ....
from now until school Is out every
Friday will be given over to the
candidates.... Anyone feeling the
itch to tell all on the fond frat
brother or sorority sister, please
get in touch with this writer right
away at the Phldelt house.... And
It's quite educational in a way, for
you end up by knowing about 50
per cent more people than you would
have under ordinary circumstances.
so get out the old quill and get

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The return of Agnes Gilbert to to work.
the campus after an absence of an

entire year raised a little ripple
when it was discovered that she
and Jerry Holstein had evidently
called it quit In the "inbetwlxt"
time. They must not like each
other any more or something.
Mac Hughes of "sports" renown
is lurking around with a candid
camera these fine days getting
some excellent pictures, so he says.
One being that of Paul "Golden
Glover" Durbln and Martha Moore.
Martha acquiesced but we un
derstand the girl that preceded her
would have none of it.
now liv
Clarence McCarroll
ing under a new moniker, being
Clarry "Rodent Dlplorat" McCarroll. Do they mean cheesy?
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We are presenting the following
Joke with no alibis, Nlel Plummer
having told it in one ol his classes:
"There was a train leaving Frank
fort on a single track bound for
Lexington, and was engineered by a
Norwegian.
In Lexington, at the
same time on the same single track,
there was a train leaving for Frankfort. To make a long story short,
both reached their destination at
the same time, and although both
were traveling on the same track,
no mishap occurred
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(Now comes
this accomplished?
the Joke:) There is an old saying
Norg is Norg, and souse Is souse.
and never the train shall meat."
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So we revived, took up our cross and are now
about to start campaigning for our friend' "meniai
Compoundln
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Infant." The campaign Is to be world-wi-de
Pnaerlptloni
scope, but must necessarily ba started on a small scale
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Important part iTVl
The opening campaign is expected to start In
of our bmlnaai
some two or three states, namely the states of ex
pectation, admiration, and we hope with the good
support of tome financial state.
Letters begging the cooperation of everyone In
movement are being tent out. The
this world-wid- e
Idea 1 so basically simple that It will be startllngly
clear even to the greatest of minds. Before the next
world war starts we hope to have photographed every
possible man, animal, plant and thing that will be of
interest to civilization In the years to come. Thus
after the next war is over and the face of the earth upThe Plksp lodge was well held
the other night when an
has beeome one giaat mass of debris and man is no itive person was Inquiring Inquis
as to
more, a perfect record of the past will be available.
Support ef this movement ba been gaining momentum at a tremendous dip. Among
It supporter are the hundreds af camera
club throughout the world, the Eastman Kodak Company and the len grinders of Germany. Both Hitler and Mussolini were won to
the Idea after a second' exposure. Russia and
Japan were much quicker to e the light, being (topped In an active protest at
of a
second.
Above is the situation In a nut shell the use of
the preposition "from" Is strictly forbidden. We urge
everyone to Join in this great movement.
The next world war can't be long off. We must
Personal Supervision of All Parties
work hard both day and night so that we may finish
our work before the war finishes us. For who knows
LEN SIIOUSE JR., Mgr.
that maybe some day the ants or bees may become
conscious of their own existence, look with amazement
and wonder at the photographic record of the pre.
historic animal MAN.
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