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session of it. A bronze rcpHcn is presented each yenr to the chapter rclin- possession of the prize ns
evidence of" its hnving held it for one

to give your taeth n thorough donning evory morning nnd evening?
"Aro you in the hnbit of gorging
your food in big mouthful, wnaldng
each down with n gulp of liquid, ami
finding 10 to 12 minutes long enough
to cut 'plenty of jrrub' till the next
feeding time?
"Thene few Item will help explain
the first question of your entrance examination. If you can't make 75 per
cent of thin section of the oxamina.ion
you'd bettor get busy at once, for you

yenr.

Delta Epsilon of Delta Tail Delta
Tlie prize won by the university
chapter of the national fraternity
Located at University la
consists of the fraternity cont of arms
Awarded Handsome Silver
by 20 inches,
in sterling silver, 12
Trophy For Scholarship

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mounted
on a mahogany board.
which is
AT CONFERENCE Above the a fraternity crest, glows by
in colors,
student's lamp
Delta Epsilon chapter of Delta Tau the side of nn open book. Below the
LUCILE COOK
DiDelta, located at thc University of crest is the inscription "Southern
vision Scholastic trophy to the chap NAMES WANTED FOR THE PRO-RESKentucky, was awarded a handsome ter maintaing the .(highest relative
LEAUfJE
silver plaque for scholarship at thc standing in its college."
A silver
I nnd Akkic want to bo the oripin-ntor- s
conference of the southern division plate with the name of the winner is
chapters of the fraternity 1icld nt the placed each year on the board below
of n new lcnp;uc. Akkic snys she
University of Tennessee last Friday the coat of arms.
wns kindn nfrnid to mention it, beings
and Saturday. The prize Was awardit will meet with such unpopulnrity,
Won Y.M.C.A. Cup
ed to thc locnl chapter for maintainIn winning this Southern division nnd we're sorta senred we'll be un off
ing thc highest relative standing in prize, 'the locnl chapter of Delta Tau the campus by the students becnuso of
scholarship for the pas year of all Delta made an average for the whole our idear. And I would like to sny
the chapters in the southern division of last year of 1.57. The first semester right now that if there arc any In
of the frnternity.
of last year the Delta Epsilon chapter favor of it (there will probably be
Fraternity Established Prizes
was fourth among the national fra only 5), we wish they would civc us
In its campaign for better academic ternities with nn nvcrnge of 1.45 their support. With trembling hand,
work on the part of its chapters the while Phi Delta Thcta wbn with 1.52. I put down what we want, a week's
'
Delta Tau Delta fraternity has estab- The second semester Delta Tau Delta holidny!
We coined to these conclusions belished a scries of scholarship prizes. came back strong and for the fourth
One of these scries consists of our time won the Y.M.C.A. cup awarded cause of the number of colds wo seen
sterling silver tablets, one for each to the fraternity making the highest and heard, and then so many of the
Collegians have dark circles under
the
I division of thc fraternity, to be pre- standing on the campus for local past
cup their optical organs, and, of course,
sented annually to the chapter which semester. In. winning this
has maintained the highest relative the second semester the Delts made that haggard look which comes from
standing in its institution during the an average standing of 1.69 while nothing but the grind, grind, grind of
preceding year. This prize is award- their nearest competitor among the studying. The poor things just burn
was the midnight oil till all hours, though
ed annually until it has been won fraternities in the
three times by the same chapter when Alpha Tau Omega with an average our friend Tom Masson claims that
the modern student burns most of his
that chapter retains permanent pos- - of 1.49.
midnight oil at road houses. I would
"The wages
or sin," remarked
like to inform him that' this does not
happen at the University of Ken- Charleston Charley, "is a fat check
for a story from n confession
tucky; we aren't that type. Oh well,
to sum it all up, most of the students
of this university are about run down
as pedestrains, and Akkie and I want
The Dream Girl Elizabeth Glasto know what good is an education, if
cock.
you put one foot in the grave to get
Vanity Fair John Dundon.
it.
Freckles Virginia Kelley.
Akkie, who is about as secretive as
Peck's Bad Boy Ted Creech.
a thunderstorm, just came in and read
Study in Scarlet Professor
(Incorporated)
this oration, and informs me that I'm
'
either so dumb that I think poker
Butterfly Man John Bullock.
140 West Main Street
chips are a subsitute for kindling
t
Gentleman
form Indiana
wood, or a babe in the wood, for, she
Stephenson.
says all the people here don't like to
Pollyanna
Betty Benson.
study nnd adds:
Cappy Ricks Professor Grehan.
The Green Hat Helen Sampson.
When ice cream grows on mac-

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'Are you laughing at me?" de
a certain U. K. professor
sternly of his class.
"Oh, no, sir," came the reply, in
manded

chorus.

"Then," asked the professor, even
more grimly, "What else is there in
the room to laugh at?"
"Dear Miss Smith,
Would you please put out a little
food for my cat? It will eat almost
nything."
Miss Jones
P. S. "Don't put yourself out."
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Carl's absence, he
Hoping you will do
Mrs. Brown.

She "Do you like tea?"
He "Yes, but I like the next letter
of the alphabet better."

Senior "W h y does Professor
Brady wear such a heavy overcoat?"
Junior "Because he carries so
many zeros in his pocket?"
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Stand 12 inches away from part
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li. Don't look as if you were pained.
Take courage! Dances don't lust a
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shoulder. Ho may not bo used to
dead weight.
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The man who wrote
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gives especial attention to

Dr. Henry L. Smith,
of
Washington and Lee U ersity, has
framed a list of examination questions which he believes every young
man about to enter college should ask
Dr. Smith says that many
himself.
a college career is wrecked becltuse
His
youth is unused to freedom.
views on the college freshman are
given as follows:
"For every college matriculate
whose lack of brain ability or lack of
preparatory training, wrecks his college career, at least 10 are failures
because they were totally unprepared
for the intoxicating freedom, the fascinating diversions and 'animal temptations' of college life during the 'fool
kid' period which so often precedes
and imitates real manhood," contends
Dr. Henry Louis Smith, president of
Washington and Lee university.
Prepare for College Life
"The swarming American campus
oZ
n
of today is a vivid
this fascinating whirlwind of American life. While, therefore, the high
school machinery is grinding out the
necessary units of intellectual preparation, let parents and teachers and
citichurch leaders and all
zens see to it that these young people
are as wisely and thoroughly prepar
ed for college life as they are for col
lege study,"
"Are you enough of a grown-tfman to carry througl! a
gentleman's daily personal routine,
without a word or command from
anybody? Let us examine a few leading items of this daily routine, and
test your preparation.
"Do you, with reasonable regularity,
go to bed at some fixed hour and r'n.
punctually at some fixed timo wiih
Tf
no one to order or awaken you?
not, you are still a mere boy, not yi:
ready for a campus life of
freedom.
Emphasizes Personal Cleanliness
''Have you formed the settled habi
of personal cleanliness, with thoroughly washed hands and e. rs and herd
and body all the time, with clean linen and presentable clothes, with hair
and shoes and nails properly cared
for every day, with the habit o? at
tending to your laundry and knowing where your various personal belongings are? If somebody else must
look after these things for you, must
find your clean clothes and keep track
of your soiled ones, must remind you
to brush your hair and polish your
shoes, you are certainly not yet ready
to lead a grown man's life anywhere
in America, whether on a campus or
in any business position.
"Have you grown-usense enough
to take special care of your teeth dur-- .
ing this special period when uusu-- ,
spected decay and infection may injure your manhood health and wreck
your later life with crippling drsease?
Or are you in too much of a hurry

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QUIZZES NEW STUDENTS

Greater Love No Man Has
"Good boys love their sisters,
And so good have I grown
That I love other fellows sisters
Even beter than my own."

Swser

"Cleaners That

Dr. Henry L. Smith Says Many
a College Career Is Wrecked
Because Youth Is Unused
to Freedom

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W.&L PRESIDENT
ADVISES

Dark
Park

FOR SOME

iCE CREAM

By n committee of his classmates,
Lewis Russell '20 wns deprived of his
position ns editor of the University of
California literary magazine, "Thc
Thc action came as a re
Occident."
sult of the appearance of a satiric

A Poem

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PHOVE

The word .Lent in derived from the
Anglo-Saxon'
longton
menning
to
lengthen and was so called because
the period'bf special penitence comes
in the early spring, when the days begin to lengthen.

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Charleston Charley

Graddy-Rya- n

nrticlc on the Nativity in the Nbven
bor issue.
Suspension of the Occident ,wn
until nnother editor be sccu'r
ed. The new editor will "ninko "sual
chnnges in thc editorial utafl" nB hi

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Back in those good old days

when the daring undergrads
rode their bikes around town
with their feet on the handle
bars, and a race between two
wheelers was a gala qvent
even in those good old daya
AnheusepBusch was nationally
known among good fellows.
And now, with bicycles as rare
as free lunch and pretzels,

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