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Wildcats Vote Par stons
Captain For 1960-6- 1
Dick Parsons Junior guard from
The A. B.
(Happy) Chandler
Yancey, was elected captain of the trophy was presented to Junior
1960-6- 1
UK basketball team last guard Dick Parsons for displaying
night.
qualities of leadership, scholarship,
Parson's teammates chose him in character, loyalty,
and ability.
an election preceeding the annual
The award is donated annually
Alumni
Association
Basketball
Banquet in the Student Union by radio station WVLK in honor
e
of the former
Kentucky
Ballroom.
Varsity letters were awarded to
Carroll Burehett, Fuget; Bennie
Coffman, Huntington, W. Va.; Sid Self-Stud- y
Cohen, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Allen
Feldhaus, Burlington; Ned Jennings, Headquarters; Billy Ray
Lirkert, Lexington; Jim McDonald,
Louisville; Don Mills, Berea; Dick
Farsons, Yancey; and Larry Pursi-fu- l,
UK faculty and research staff
Four Mile.
members will hear a progress re
Numerals were presented to port this afternoon on a University
freshmen George Atkins, Hopkins-villbeing made in coopeScotty Baesler, Lexington; ration with the Southern AssociaBernie Butts, North Miami, Fla.; tion of Colleges and Secondary
Mark Crain, Princeton. Ind.; Dick Schools.
Conley. Oil Springs; Bobby Rice,
The study, involving every deSandy Hook; Bill Pieratt, Mt. Sterl- partment and college on the UK
ing; and Don James, Ashland.
campus, was started about 15
Varsity manager Tommy Thom- months ago and is now 75 percent
pson received a letter. Freshman complete.
numerals were awarded managers
The Committee of Fifteen is
Don James. Ashland; and Hunter supervising the study. Dr. Thomas
Durham, Columbia.
D. Clark, head of the History DeMrs. Pat Bell was selected the partment, is chairman.
outstanding cheerleader of the past
The study involves the filling
season. Mrs. Bell, captain of the out of standard report forms for
1959-6- 0
squad, was awarded a silver a regional accrediting body, an
overall study of the University, and
mint julep cup by SuKy Circle.
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governor and baseball commissioner.
UK basketball greats who have
received the award since its establishment in 1951 are Johnny Cox,
1959; Vernon Hatton, 1958; Ed
Beck, 1957; Bob Burrow, 1956; Bill
Evans, 1955; and Frank Ramsey,
1954,

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Report On UK
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Research Aicard Winners

Winners f $500 research awards presented by the UK Alumni
Association are. seated from left to right. Dr. Amry Vandenbosch,
Dr. Wendell C. Drmarrus, Dr. Roy Morrland and Dr. Louis
Boyarsky. Standing is Dr. Ralph J. Angrlucci, president of the
Alumni Association.

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Four UK faculty inemlers who have ilone outstanding research in astrophysics, criminal law, foreign affairs, and on
the nerous system were presenteil $"(K) awarils Friday night
by the UK Alumni Association.
Dr. DeMarcus. a 1947 I'K grad-ne- r
The awards, presented at a din- meeting of the third annual uate, received his award for
conference sponsored by search that resulted in publica-th- e
Kentucky Research Founda- - tion of three important articles in
tion, weie given to Dr. Wendell C. the fields of astrophysics and

hydrodynamics.
The award's citation said, "he
is known internationally, especially
for hi.s work on the physical
havior of the interiors of planets."
Dr. Moreland was honored for
his book "Modern Criminal Procedure" published last year and an
article, "Criminal Jurisdiction of
thp Kentucky Courts." published
work done during a two-yeIn the Kentucky Law Journal.
period ending Dec. 31, 1959.
He was also cited for various
He said the awards were given
materials published by the legisto show the alumni's appreciation
on the
of distinguished research at UK. lative research commission
Kentucky Criminal Code revision
tn fktfmuhitp thp rckpurch nrtivitv
of UK's faculty, and to strive for prect
The citation stated, "two earlier
a closer bond between alumni and
books . . . and numerous articles
University scholars who are teach-in- s
have established Prof. Morrland as
aiid doing research.
one of America's leading students
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"The committee dues not
that its judgment is in- of criminal law and procedure."
Dr. Moreland, who was gradfallible and that its selections each
time represent the most distin- uated from UK in 1923, is now
guished research at the Univer- working under a grant from the
Kentucky Legislative Commission
sity." said Dr. Angelucci.
"In fact, we experienced tre- to study revision of the Kentucky
mendous difficulty in choosing Criminal Code. The code has not
from among such a large num- undergone a major change since
ber of a tie scholars w ho were nom- 1834.
Dr. Vandenbosch, who came to
inated by their colleagues." he
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said.
professor of physics;
Key Mcrelund. professor of
liw; Dr. Amry Vandenbosch. dis- tinguisht-piofessur of political
and Dr. Louis L. Boy- arsky. associate professor of anatomy and physiology.
Dr. Ralph J. Angelurci, president of the alumni association,
said the awards were given for
DeMarcus.
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individual unit studies of colleges
and departments.
In April, members of the accrediting team will visit UK and
later write a report based on the
y
reports and the team's
examination of the University.
"The committee and various individuals who have shared in this
task have tried to develop a frank
evaluation of the University," Dr.
self-stud-

Chamberlain said. "It has sought
neither to parade the University's
strengths nor to rationalize its
weaknesses.
"The object has been to see the.
University objectively and to project a program that will lead it to
greater accomplishments," the vice
president added.

Barbara Wall Is Crowned
1960 Kentuckian Queen

Barbara Wall, Junior in the College of Education, was crowned by here sorority sister, Katie Maddux,
19G0 Kentuckian Queen at the Kentuck1959 Kentuckian Queen.
ian Dance Saturday night.
Vivian Toner, representing Kappa Alpha Theta
sorority, was Miss Wall's first attendant; Sue BuMiss Wall was chosen from five finalists by a panel
of judges at a luncheon held at the Campbell House, chanan, a member of Delta Delta Delta sorority
and representing Phi Gamma Delta, was second atSaturday.
tendant.
The finalists had been selected by other judges at
Eleanor Todd, representing Sigma Nu, and Patty
the queen contest "which was held at 7 p.m. in Harper, representing Delta Tau Delta, were also
Memorial Hall Friday.
selected as members of the queen's court.
Each of the 30 original contestants appeared on
The dance is cosponsored by the Kentuckian and
the stage individually, in alphabetical order, and the Sigma Delta Chi, men's journalism fraternity.
Judues chose 10 girls to appear again. After conMiss Wall and her attendants will appear in
ferring a second time, the Judges selected the final
pictures in the 1960 issue of the Kentuckian.
five.
The queen will represent UK at the Mountain
A member of Chi Omega sorority, the new queen Laurel Festival in Pineville.
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Claude Sullivan, local sportscastcr ami world traveler, will
he tin guest speaker at the animal Agriculture and Home
Award banquet tonight.
The banquet will begin at ( p.m. in the SUB ballroom.
l'co-liomi-

Sul'ivan, who has headed an
overseas tour for the past four
summers, will narrate slides he took
on a 1957 tour of Fast Berlin, the
U.S.S.K., Poland, and Hungary.
"On this summer's trip," Sullivan
says, "we will attend the 'Passion
Play' in Oberammergav, West Ger- many, and the Olympic games in
Rome. We will also visit England
and the Low Countries," he added.
The banquet will also feature the
recognition and honoring of out- standing students, faculty mem- bers, scholarship winners, and sev- eral judging teams. In all, 20
awards will be given.
The master of ceremoRles will be
Glen Go be I, senior in the College

of Agriculture and president of

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Agriculture Council,
Awards and scholarship winners

are:
The Ben Kilgore Scholarship,
George Duncan. Judy Compton,
the Betty Crocker Scholarship;
Wilma Basham and Charles Cor- nett, the Borden Award.
The Burpee Award. William L.
Cordle; the Jay Weil Memorial
Award, Billy J. Mitchell; the Jonas
Weil Memorial Scholarship, Larry
W. Montgomery; and the Kengas
Scholarship, Ronnie G. Montgo- mery.
Kentucky Livestock and Im- provement Association Scholarship,
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Todd, Vivian Touer, Sue Buchanan, and Patty Harper.

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Language Conference
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throughout
the United
schools
States will be nt UK to read their
compositions before the various di
visions of the conference.
The proup will include interna!
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I. a nguages."
"The tc:m lan;u.me' is interpret eel as '1 uij'.uatics i : icl cultures,"'
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papers would pertain not only to
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language itself, but would explore
various cultures and philosophies.
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places on the campus, making use
of the classroom facilities and the
Medical Center.
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"A total of 1,000 people are expected this yrar," said Dr. Skiles.
"There are usually around "00, hut
we have a larger program this
year."
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The conference Is the only one of
its kind. "It belongs to UK exIltitv Ann Marcum, UK's Host Dressed Cord
clusively," he pointed out. He explained that there are other conferences, but not so extensive and
comprehensive as the one held at
UK eat li year.
1V ) ol the laruest mup represented ".ill hr i lit Hebrew section
and the hiuh school Latm teachers.
Betty Ann Marcum. junior education major, was form to the magazine for the national competition. Mirt
than 40 states and several
A p;inel of Glamour editors will judge the entries.
selected UK'.s best dressed coed Sunday.
f..i !':: counir.es will be representeblue-eye- d
The 10 winners will be presented in the 19G3 August,
burnette
Miss Marcum is a
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issue of the mcaine.
ircm Irvine.
Am"'!'.,' the outstanding persons
These coeds will be flown to New Yorlc m June as
A member of Kappa Kapp:i Gamma sorority, she
to attend the conference a ill be
will represent the University in Glamour magazine's Glamour's guests.
Nominations for the campus competition were delegates from tho Hov.il On, ek
nationwide contest to find tlie 10 best dressed colaccepted from any organized group at I'K. From Embassy, the Einbassy of Tuni.-ialege girls in America.
Korean Embassy, and the
A panel of four Lexington judges chose Miss the 4'J nominations leeeived, 17 semifinalists were the
South African Embassy in WashM'arcum fiom a group of live finalists which in- chosen by a student committee after a close study of
attire. The semifinalists were asked ington. D. C.
cluded Shirley Jones, Jane Fransen, Sandy Beach, their
application form to test their imaginato fill out an
Ambassador Avraham Harmon
and Sally Bennett.
posture, well-ke- tion, taste, and ingenuity of dress.
from Israel will attend, and the
Contestants were judged on figure,
hair, impeccable grooming, appropriate cam- . Five finalists were chosen from this group by a press attaches from the Embassies
of Pakistan and Ceylon will be
committee.
pus look, understanding of fashion type, individuality student-facult- y
Final judging was concerned with poise, photo- here. The Jewish Agency from
in use of fashion color and accessories, and neatness
graphic quality, and appearance in a semiformal Israel and the Arab States Delegaof makeup.
costume.
tions Office, both in New York,
in an
Three photographs of Miss Marcum
outfit, and a
National winners will be notified sometime next will be represented.
outfit, a daytime
cocktail dress will be submitted with an of ficial entry month.
"We are hoping to have Governor
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Sections of the conference will
include classical languages, teaching high school Latin, teaching
modern languages in high school,
teaching languages In elementary
school, a biblical ami patristic
medieval slud.es. comparative literature, and linguistics.
Teaching modern languae.es in
college is a new section. The modern foreign languages will include
the Oiicntal languages, Arabic.
Islamic. Celtic Slavic lanyu.ves.
Frisian, and Afrikaans.
The conference Is a joint project
of the Ancient language:. DepartModern Foreign
ment and the
Languages Department.
Dr. Skiles originated the conference in 1948. The associate directors are Dr. Hobart Ryland. Dr.
Alberta Server, and Dr. Paul K.
Whitaker.
At the end of the ronferenre, the
visitors will tour Lexington's hor.r
farms.
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Keys, Room 204, 7 p.m.
English Club, Room 201, 3:30

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Dr. Douglas VV. Schwartz, asso- ciate professor of anthropology at
UK, has received a $2,000 grant
from the National Park Service to
conduct an archaeological survey
of the upper part of the Barren
River Reservoir.
This is the sc.ev.fh :a.i,t Dr.
Schwartz has nciivcd sine? In;
started archaeolovioil work in
Kc.ituckv lour jean; ago.
Dr. Schwartz is director cf the
UK Museum of Anthropology.
The grant will be administered

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occupation.
"The materials we find in the
area should shed a httle more light
on the prehistory of this state,"
the professor said.
"Kentucky has a good share' of
archaeological material but much
of it is being destroyed by construction of projects and amateur
artifacts hunters," Schwartz added.

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teachrr and do worthwhile
research at the same time?
The answer to this question was
.sought by five UK professors Friday morninrr In a panel discussion
entitled 'Research and Teaching
A Case In Relationships."
The panel was the first event on
the program of the third annual
research conference sponsored by
the Kentucky Research Foundation. The discussion was moderated by Dr. Holman Hamilton, associate professor of history.
To begin the discussion, each
professor briefly stated his views
on the relationship between
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He said students often lose interest in productive scholarship during their lirst two years in college
because of lack of contact with
professors interested in such work.
'This statement was countered
by Dr. V. Warren Ilayncs, professor of economics, who said, "I
am not certain there is a correlation on the undergraduate teaching level between the amount of
research activity and good teaching.
"Too much emphasis on doing
research while teaching has been
made. We should employ persons
who have research potential instead or trying to put pressure on
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"A university is for discussing
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search," said Dr. Douglas W.
Schwartz, assistant professor of
anthropology.
"A teacher needs to do research
to prevent his becoming stale." lie
continued. "lie who ceases to Irarn
ceases to become a good tearher
of others."
Stating his viewpoint. Dr. Herbert Sorenson, distinguished professor of educational psychology,
said, "Research and teaching are
not in conflict.
The best teachers are the best
researchers, and vice versa. How
can a person be a good teacher if
he is not doing research in his
field?"
Dr. Robert Straus, professor of
medical sociology, said, "The University has a special responsibility
to nurture a new generation of
scholars and investigators."
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* Campus Censorship
The editor of the Murray State College newspaper quit in a huff last
week when he claimed that the college had censored his paper from
running newsstories on the state hud-gand the social probation of frater-

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nities.

The college president denied that
there had been any attempt at censorship. Yet, despite the freshness of
the topic, the state's professional
journalists did not come to the defense of collegiate freedom of the
press in regard to the Murray incident and several . others across the
nation.
The editor of the Ohio University
Tost was recently fired by the university there because he criticized the
Student Council. The Ohio University officials showed indefensible, if
not poor, judgment in relieving the
Post editor because he merely had the

independence of mind to question a
campus organization. The Murray
editor, if his claims were true, displayed the lnst ideals of a conscientious journalist.
Despite one local professional
editor's shallow and meaningless article on why college papers should be
controlled, the reasons for censorship of c a ni p u s newspapers arc
strongly outweighed by the Constitutional right of freedom of the press
and the need for free expression of
ideas in a university atmosphere.
The Kernel has had a long history
of editorial freedom based on responsible journalism. We shall continue to
maintain the ideals of good journalism and resist vehemently any attempt, pressure, or
control over freedom of expression.
For if censorship is ever tried, we
all shall pack up and resign our positions just as the Murray State editor.
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By TOMMY LOGSDON
re(A series of
marks which, if taken with a grain
of salt, will cause a lopsided pucker. )
A group of students are planning
to buy the controlling interest in the
Lexington Transit Company. Their
efforts were prompted by President
Dickey's policy of closing school
whenever the buses are out of service.
Ignorance is hard to prevent but
impossible to conceal.
Someone has contended that I consider ROTC silly and unnecessary
just because I advocate using live
ammunition.
It took mother nature some four
billion years to evolve mankind in
its present state and looking at the
petty bickering in the world, one cannot imagine a more wholesale waste
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of time.

The Anthropology D e part in e n t
claims that early American Indians
often buried a man's dog with him
when he died. Seems to me it may

have been the other way around.
Al Capp's statement that "modern art is garbage" caused quite a
controversy. I hear the national garbage collectors association is planning to sue.
Making fatal mistakes has one consolation. At leas. no one can say, "I
told you so."
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A pragmatist jfs on jwho believes
his hand
that Napoleon 4lways-&'- pt
inside his shirt because he didn't have
any elastic in his shorts.
Attention administrators: The math
grad students will burn all the books
in the McVey Library the next time
the building heat is turned off at 7
p.m.

Christ's birth saved the Jews from
Roman servitude, mankind from eternal damnation, and American department stores from bankruptcy.
There is more than one way to skin
a cat, but all of them are pretty gosh
darned messy.

The Kentucky Kernel
University of Kentucky

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Stewaht HtnciR, Sports Editor
Anderson, Managing Editor
Zimmihman and Carole Martin, Assistant Managing Editors
Paul
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Alice Akin, Society Editor
Stuart Coldfarb and Taul Dkts, Advertising Managers
BtvtKLY Cakjiwlll, Circulation
Perry Ashley, Business Manager
boa IIlbndon, Hank Chapman, and Skip Taylor, Cartoonists
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The Readers' Forum
Old Fashioned

Why Hoys Play Football
To The Editor:
ing? Is the game to lx? played by
good
American loys or
is it a game to be criticized by
red-blood-

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non-participan- ts.

Why do you never see anything
published on why boys play basketball, baseball, or shufflelxxird. But
football . . . aha, that requires defending.
What's particularly irritating alxnit
these recent briefs besides the fact
they're unnecessary, is that they're
ridiculously pretentious.
In some fervid lands, football
a beneficence on par with
godliness, love of country, and
le-com-

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motherhood. The end result is absurdity.
Take the real disquisitions from
those who played, football "is a held
of hardship, sacrifice, discomfort, and
danger in the land of abundance and
luxury."

Random Campus Comments

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Caller Part of a shirt that goes
around the neck.
Coarse Certainly.
Harmony Cooked grits.
Hominy What number?
Lucid Leggo it.
Minuet You and I have dined.
Pastor Field where cows graze.
Poet To transfer a liquid, i.e., "Poet
from the pitcher to the glass."
Rah chair Where you are at.
Sane Speaking, i.e., "I can hardly
hair what he's sane."
Tarred Weary.
" Wretched The long name for the
nickname of my brother "Dick," who
is still in North Carolina.
Yawl Mode of address used by
NTawkers when visiting in the south.
The Christian Science Monitor.

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Yawl Listen, Y'Hear
With soft Southern accents filling
the Senate chamber these days, Senator Barry Goldwater (R) of Arizona
has put into the Congressional Record
what he called a word list to help
other senators understand what the
southerners are saying.
Here is part of Senator Gold water's
k
glossary of southern
talk:
Abode W'ooden plank.
A boot Approximately.
Ain't Sister of one of your parents.
Beckon Meat from a pig, often
eaten with aigs for brake-fusBone Blessed event, i.e., "I was
bone a southerner." (A very blessed
event to all Southerners).
from,
Braid What you make toe-eto go along with beckon and aigs for

Dean, I donl Stt

Then why do boys play it? Because
"football offers the age-olchallenge
to man's spirit or is it the challenge of
danger and hardships?"
In "all of the previous paragraphs,
not one pinpoints the essence of football. Sure, it is a fitness builder, a
character builder, and a molder of
men. Sure, it offers a challenge, demands sacrifice and contains the elements of danger.
But is that why boys play it? Of
course not! They do not even think
of such things. They play it primarily
for FUN and a means by which to
get an EDUCATION.
Yes, football is an helluva lot of
rough, tough, vigorous, exciting fun
a strenuous body contact sport that
appeals to kids with muscles, guts,
and aggressiveness and that offers
them a dramatic stage on which to
release their natural coinbativeness
and exuberance.
In concluding, I would like to say
that those, who having participated
or been a part of a football organization, can write for and against the
sport with knowledge anil experience
to back them up. Not having experienced, I would say gives no grounds
to judge. Oftentimes knowledge lies
in stillness when experience has not
been witnessed.
Spring football practice will begin
after Easter vacation. Those wanting
to try an experience are invited. Thi n
you will know what you are talking
about when writing on the game of
football and its participants.
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JlHRY ElSAMAN

To The Editor:
I do not get to read the Kernel as
frequently as I would like, but at
least on two occasions certain articles
concerning Leap Year antics have
caught my eye. In particular, I am
referring to articles which claim that
the saying 'The way to a man's heart
is through his stomach" is no longer
true. The articles claim that "times
have changed." Now, any Miss (or
Mrs.) can plop a frozen dinner into
the oven and in 25 minutes (or until
brown) serve a tempting delectable
dish.
Well, perhaps I am old fashioned,
but this just is not so. In my bachelor
days not so long ago I hud much
opportunity to sample the frozen and
canned meals that one can find, in
profusion, on every grocery shelf. I
have nibbled at
pies and
$2 plus steak dinners with all the
trimmings. All I can say is . . Ugh!
Now, do not get me wrong, in a
pinch, for the busy student or workI
ing wife, they are a Cod-send- .
would be the last to relegate these
modern wonders to the garbage pail,
but I pity the poor fellow who goes
through life eating meals "untouched
by human hands." No one says that a
girl out to catch a man must fix him
meals that look and taste like something out of the pages of "Aunt
Jenny's Favorite Becipes," but a
simple meat loaf baked with loving
care and a little imagination will
warm the cockles of some fellow's
heart like no frozen fried chicken
i". ner ever could. And should our
cunning lady get to the altar and into
her own little Cooperstown apartment a beef stew with a bit of bay
leaf and a clove of garlic will keep
hubby coining back for more as an
instant Chinese dinner can never hope
to do.
Cirls, take heed. I am beginning
to think that all this adveitiseiueut is
d
just propaganda thought up by
who
bachelors and old maids
wish to add to their ranks. If you are
not careful, they will succeed.
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Kernels
The privilege of absurdity; to which
no living creature is subject but man
only. Thomas 1 1 abbes.
The burden of our civilization

is

that industry itself has come to hold
a position of exclusive predominance
among human interests, which no
single interest, and least of all the
provision of the material means of
existence, is fit to occupy.-li'i- m
Henry Tuwncy.

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waist lines which are loosely acwearing clothes, men have always
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they draped over their shoulders.
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If a woman has a good figure she
their views In the least. They de:
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wear, and when women veer from wears clothes which are more form
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why, but I don't like it."
aren't attractive but occasional!"
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they are practical. Legatards are
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