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PATTERSON TO DEBATE
WITH RIVAL SOCIETY
Patterson Literary Society held its
first meeting of the short term In the
hnll of tho society on tho third floor of
tho gymnasium building Saturday
night, February 1.
A challcngo from tho Union Society
This chalwaB received nnd accepted.
lenge concerns tho holding of a scries
of short debates in Joint meeting. Patterson members aro anxious to get the
chance at their old opponents and
members expect some stirring debates.
Tho subjects and time will bo announced later.
Assurances havo been received reof
cently from tho superintendent
buildings, that tho Patterson meeting
hall will be newly furnished. In tho
last few years the society has been
compelled to meet in surroundings that
were not pleasant, and that served in
a Blight way to detract from the interest in the meeting. The new equipment will not be ready for the next
meeting, but temporary furnishings
will be provided.
As soon as the society is in full
swing, tho members will extend an Invitation to President Emeritus Patterson, for whom the society is named,
to speak to the members. Old members have been accustomed to look
forward to his appearance with the
greatest interest, as "The Grand Old
Man" never fails to deliver a message
of surprising interest and vigor.
The next meeting of the society will
be held on Friday night at 7 o'clock,
instead of Saturday night. The question of officers wil lbe settled.

LAMPERT

IN CHAPEL

The operas Aida and Itigoletto were
discust by Professor Lampert in an
instructive and entertaining chapel session Friday. The story of each opera
was told and the incidents of its composition. Professor Lampert played
tho most popular selections from each
opera on his violin and commented
upon the ability to appreciate music of
tho composers. He was accompanied
by Mrs. Lampert.
NOE AT Y. M. C. A.
SUNDAY

NIGHT.

Professor Noe gave an interesting
talk at 6:45 Sunday evening at the regular weekly meeting of tho Y. M. C. A.
He told of the best way for a university man to keep his health, and the
proper kind of recreation for a college
man to take. The meeting was led by
J. P. Barnes.
Professor Farquhar will speak next
Sunday. Every man in school is invited
to attend.

FOUR MEMBERS

SPEAK

ON COLONEL

ROOSEVELT

Theodore Roosevelt was the subject
of discussion at the regular weekly
meeting of tho Horace Mann Literary
Society, held Thursday evening, January 30, in tho Education Building.
Talks were given by four members of
the society on Mr. Roosevelt as a
statesman, a writer, a soldier, and a
man.
SHULL WRITES TREATISE
Dr. P. P. Boyd, Dean of the Arts and
Science Department, has just received
a treatise in pamphlet form prepared
by Charles A. Shull, of that department discussing "Transpiration
as
Energy Dispersal."

If this plan meets with any degreo audience ho went on vehemently:
"Thero aro somo spectacles ono
of success, It will bo approved by Dr.
Murphreo and other members of tho never forgets "
faculty for tho solo administration of
As ho paused a moment impressively
a llttlo old lady In the front, roso and
student nffnirs,
chirped:
New York "Giants" to Train at The
Impossible
"Oh, do pleaso tell mo whero I can
University of Florida.
(Florida Alligator.)
(Purple and White, Mlllsaps College) got n pair. I'm nlways forgetting
"Tho Giants will browso amid classic "Shall I brain him?" cried tho hazer mine."
haunts of Florida College," is tho
And the victim's courngo fled;
scarehcad nppearing on "You can't, it is a freshman,
NOT IN THE CHIMNEY
tho athletic page of tho Now York
Just hit him on tho head."
Times of January 24th captioning tho Former University Student Talks on
She Did you hear tho chimney
following article that brought Gainesswallow?
ville and the University of Florida inWar at Hamilton.
Embarrassed
Youth That wasn't
to prominence all over the country:
(Crimson Rambler.)
tho chimney, Ethel; that was I. Lam"Tho Giants should bo tho brainiest
Captain Keeling Pulliam, of Lexing- poon.
club in baseball next season. Manton, an aviator who has returned from
ager McGraw as decided to train his
France, addressed tho faculty and stu'ARMLESS
club at tho University of Florida, at
dents of Hamilton College Monday
Gainesville, which is only about three
morning, January 20, on the subject of
The
hours' ride from Jacksonville.
Prim Old Girl (at nrt museum)
his experiences in the war. He is an
Mayor of Gainesville, Gordon B.
I presume, is Cleopatra, the
Interesting speaker who delighted and And this,
and tho President of the UniverTheda Bara of her day.
instructed his large audience for over
sity, A. A. Murphree, extended an
English Caretaker On the contrary,
an hour.
invitation to the Giants, which was
madame, that is Venus de Milo. Quite
so flattering that they could not re'armless, uite 'armless. Sun Dial.
A Long Felt Want.
fuse It."
(New York Globe.)
THE RECKLESS DRIVER
enthusiast
The
Purdue Students "Obtain Croix de
was warming to his subject. He had
Guerre."
Officer Yur onner, I arrested this
described the death of hundreds of
(Purdue Exponent.)
Five members of the Purdue Ambu- women and children in Belgium with man fer cuttin' corners in his machine.
Judge What kind of a machine was
gruesome details, the treatment of
lance Section, No. 598, now at
British prisoners with more gruesome he driving?
France, have been honored
Officer I don't know, yur onner, but
with the Frence crolx de guerre, for details, the sinking of the Lusitania
bravery in action, according to an offi- with still more gruesome details, and from the way he was drivln' you'd
cial communication received yesterday. as he saw the strained look of the think it was a lawnmower! Pelican.

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Those who won
honor are Lt. C. C.
R. Naliy, Garrett
Keiser and William

the distinguished
Battershell, Arthur
H. Peters,
Jo
Popular
K. Wells.

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"Five" Defeats Cincinnati To
Play Here Soon.
(Miami Student.)
In a fast, close, but exceedingly
rough game, Miami bested her ancient
rivals from the University of Cincinnati by a 17 to 14 score. It was apparent after the first minutes of play,
that the game was going to be a series of attempts on the part of Miami
to break thru the Cincinnati five man
defense, Cincinnati being purely on
the defensive and trusting to long
shots and the making good of foul
throws to enlarge her credit side.
Miami's basketball season will end
with Kentucky State at iLexington, according to plans just completed by
"King" Brodbeck. Miami was to have
played her last game with Cincinnati
on Cincy's floor on March 7, but the
team will go to Lexington to meet
the Wildcats from University of Kentucky on the night following, for the
last game of the year.
"King" also closed with University
of Kentucky for a track meet, to be
held here on April 18. It is highly
probable that dates for two baseball
games will be selected shortly.
Miami

University of Florida to Have Student
Government.
(Florida Alligator.)
"Home Rule" at the University, is
to be undertaken in an experimental
way by the second semester.
Tho Seniors, as becomes their dignity, are to sponsor this movement
under the direction of Dr. Murphree;
however, other classes have appointed
committees to confer with the Senior
delegation to advance the interests
and ideas of all those who are to be
concerned.
A constitution will be adopted and
laws will be enacted for the government of the student body or a fUa
which places the student on honor
and which enlists his Interests In the
welfare and good order of the school,
and In the enforcemrat of p
IUm m
punishment for violation of rules.

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