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JANET EDWARDS
...Managing Editor
DORIS SINGLETON
..News Editor
MILDRED LONG
Business Manager
PBOGY W ATKINS
Circulation Manager
MARCIA DRADDY
Assistant Managing Editor
MARY JANE DORSEY
Sports Editor
DICK LOWE .....
Society Editor
MARY LILLIAN DAVIS
MARY LOU PATTON, DORA LEE ROBERTSON,
Assistant News Editors
BETTY TEVIS
A DELE DENMAN, DORA LEE ROBERTSON,
EILLIE FISCHER, SHIRLEY MEISTER,
MARTHA JONES, MARY
Columnists
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By Billie Frsc

Well, now that my branches
lofty are taking loot, it's a sine
thing that spring is here. It's
obvious in so tn.iiiv other ways,
too. Things are happening
now that ne ve r hapc ned in the
cold, bale winter clays. Little-girlare troubled more often
with thoughts of linle loys.
And little bovs ! Well, we ilonl
know alxnit little bovs. Thcy'ic
awfully scarce.

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unprintable because it libelled one
more members of the Hoard of Trustees.
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Now whether Governor Willis calls a hearing
or whether he issues a statement or whether this
affair has lieen exploited for the last time The
Kernel tan take no other v iew of this matter
other than that it is regrettable.
In the name of a student Ixxly which hojies
to see the University grow and improve and
was simply

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columns l I I if Kernel.
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.i".iinsl ilie )iinriples of lilel. it was a letter
mi x ejjt.llije for publiracjon.
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li.ixe wondeted at rerent r toils pulilislicd after
a Kiiii of eterans, now siudenis at the
presented a petition to (ovcinoi Willis
at l i.iiikfuit railing for a jhiIiIk healing,
appear in the news minimis of
todav's Kernel.
Submission of the letter to I he Kernel by
n.iiry Caudill. war veteran emolled in the Law
college-- , look place several weeks aM. At that
time CmikIiII, Editor Janet Edwards, and Dr.
Ni I Hummer, acting diredor of student
conferred for more than an hour on
ilie matter. There was imiliinj; set ret alout it.
J heie were no pressures
excited.' The letter
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the morning. She has accumulated
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quite a wardrobe in this way.
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date she has four of his mote- - CW
corduroy, two seersucker, and one
wool. What a woman!
Easter mom aawned bright and
cIear Pennv AbboU rose at 6;30 t0
prepare to go to the sunrise service
vith Corkey Clark. Came 7:30 and

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bump beginning to form on Gus
Green's head, you can bet he was
hit by a bomb, a brick, a door. No,
a vase of
he was wounded by
violets. It seems that he and Mary
Fox Clarke were calmly sitting
under a Tri Delt moon in the back
yard of the house, when suddenly
the unhappy missile flew through
the air and landed with some sort
of perfect direction on his head.
Whether Mary Fox turned to him
and said that his violets were show- ing, we do not know, but we do
know that Mac McCorkle was heard
to say a few minutes before the
that she was going to
throw away that vase of rotten vio- lets that had been in her room for

Music hath charms and we all
know it, but when I was passing
.Guignol the other day someone
was practicing with a Ponds-lik- e
voice-- the
old voice drill, and from
the objections the canines were
voicing I would say they were
really charmed. Those darn dogs
howled all night.
Ellen Cook why she
If you
doesnt Uke Glen Gray she prob- ably wont tell you, but we know.
It is because when he played she
found that somebody was trying to

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FLASH! SURPRISE ENGAGE- MENT: Mary Lu Simpson is now
wearing Si Cramer's ring!
It is sorta understood that Geor- gia Portmann Ls engaged to Stanley
King!
PIXVIXG!
CharUe Gardner to
Mary belle Calvert, and from what
most people say it is the real thing!
Ya know, the little man with the
bow and arrow.
And then there is Jim Hisle who
has a special attraction called Kitty
in Louisville. It probably doesn't
mean a thing but she lives on WOLF
avenue.
New couples of the week are:
Betty Oats and Roger Dillam, also
Tommy Asbury and Jane Buchanan.
Babs Wallers is expecting "Bobby"
mighty soon!

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n.e most aVnazing bare fact of
Die wk is that Dirk Yeunpcrman
will soon haves to he advertising for
a nice calm nudist colony to join,
The swry goes that every time he
goes out with Marjean Uenslrup he
comes home in his shirt sleeves.
The sport coat he wore the nipht
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VANCE ARMENTTtOUT . . . Editorial Writer for The Courier-Journa- l,
newspaper man . . but b still hold license to practice law in Kencareer to become
tucky, Tennessee, and in Ohio, where be passed the bar examinations after graduating
In all
from Ohio State. Instead, he worked on newspapersCourier-Journ- three states, and was State
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Editor of the Associated Press when be joined The

spondent, later opening the Bureau there when Judge Bingham bought the paper.
A militant writer in behalf of clean government. Arm en trout has locked horns with many
a careless state official. He was once incarcerated for an hour in the capital city bastille,
by a legislative committee, because be would not reveal the identity of an irate contributor to the paper's "Point of View" column. One of his early tasks was a survey of
state institutions, and he took an active part in reorganizing the state school system.
With this rich background of state experience, Vance was brought back to Louisville In
1926 to serve on the paper's editorial staff. Sane of his keenly analytical contributions
are contained in handbook still found in many libraries, lie was President of the Kentucky State Press Association in 1943.
With legion of friends in every section of Kentucky who consider Kim an authority on
state matters, Vance is a favorite at newspaper gatherings where his reminiscences are
faces Cheroke
luuud personally and historically colorful. The Armentrouts' livuig-rooPark, favorite hiking spot, where editorial ideas are developed daily oer a four or tve-(i4l course, lime magazine once creoitea fiim wiu geruug tus ideas uu a loi--

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time. (A few years
ago that would have lieen funnv
and might even have' sounded
odd.)' P.ut they've been going
together for a little over live
years, and she figured that time
life at the
was (King.
University of Kentucky certainly
doesn't help one. keep young!
vtI. she rece ived an answer
fronl Hr p,ine Charming ves- ,, . rinniiv ,1,.,'ioed
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to consider her oiler, "Pint," he
concluded,
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University for whom, we nave greater respect and reverence, and whose
Miss Janet Edwards
conduct and cooperation have been
Editor
better than the soldiers who have
Kentucky Kernel
returned to us.
University of Kentucky
Furthermore, we recognize the
My dear Miss Edwards:
I should like to submit the follow right to petition as an ancient
principle of democracy and we have
ing statement for your considera
no ill will toward the boys who
tion if you see fit to publish it.
Both the Commander and the signed the petition and we wish to
Past Commander of the Veterans assure them that they will not be
Club of the University have come discriminated against in any
to my office and expressed some ner because they attached their
apprehension that the faculty, stu- - signatures to a petition which I
dents, and general public might? get 4 personally regard as a gross
the impression that their orgfen- - statement of fact. Thq admintetrar
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the confidence in the University
campus and others that they have sought to use you to gain their
should feel no anxiety on this point selfish ends. If any of the signers
We know that the petition did not 0f the petition or any other veteran
mua n imnnr tva fnMe oKanf
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u was prepaj.ed by outsiders for the Aeronautical Laboratory given
publicity purposes. We know that the University by Wenner-GreI
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did secure ..m ,
nllbIirits
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wilfvoUlntariIy come to
(he cooperation of a veteran who
worked assiduously for over . six mv office, or if a group wishes my
weeks among you t0 get the signa
point of view on what the records
tures to the petition, but that he wiU show j wiU meet Wjth the
failed to secure the signatures of
..,n .nH
out of a pos- - .hh. win mnv desire information.
over
sibIe hundred and sixteen veterans.
Cordially yours,
We want you t0 know that there
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about the girl who was so dumb
No college man likes to be beat
she thought a neckerchief was the tQ the
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Orange and White
Orange and White
was responsible for
A freshman,
If you ask us we prefer the girl
this example of a dangling participle, says Prof. Harlan W. Hamil- who doesn't "no" too much. . . .
ton, at Akron College.
Love is the only fire that you can't
"While drinking a cup of coffee get insurance against. . . . Remem- my eyes wandered out of the win- ne who iaUgns last has gen- dow."
erally found a dirty meaning. . . .
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Tennessee
And passing on this latest "have
So if vou see aforementioned
you heard" we'll stumble on to
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Sometimes when I think of
sian.i of Samue l Hollt ostein's
things
Pufini of I'tiwiuti. ('iiifjitllv
A little Im U wiihiu me rings.
Xuhmlv:
si u In OIIi-hiI Hug!
you're aw.iv, I'm restWhen
Someiiuics when I lie awake
J wish tit Cod that things
less. Iitnelv.
were jake.
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Wren lied. Immi-iI- ,
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Sometimes when I'm fast
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us if in!,, mv d.iilni
asleep
dear,
I still can see the jumping
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!! are
sheep.
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at our rommate, too. She sent
her man a letter last week in
which she promised for the
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vertible. .
In a taxi they all can be Jolly.
But the girl worth while
Is the girl who can smile
When you're taking her home
in the trolley.
Kollege Korn

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How it bioadened Pn.hr's
mind.
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Rut the predominant thought
inside of leminine minds seems
to lie marriage. One- tearful cried sniffinglv told us of her great
love for a certain fellow who
had recently projiosed for the
"umiecnlh" lime. Snrpised, we
asked why she didn't marry him.
"Mv mother won't let inc." she
answered,
"and I'm under
twenty-one.- "
We asked why she
didn't lie about her age, only
to be answered with, "I tan'l.
My mother knows how old 1
am!"

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In the name of the alumni who have gained
their educations here and have gone ahead in
ihe w?rld . . . il is regrettable.
In the name of the facnliv who have cast
i heir lot with
the University, who I r,un!ve,MKentutkv, and who want to stay at
sny
it is regret lame.
After all these months of 'dark insinuations or
dire rumblings from individuals who say they
have onlv the i interests of the University at
heart, The Kerne l is now ready to suggest ihat
almost all of lis aie nigh sick unto death of
the whole business.
if it is
We are ready for something new-a- nd
for the good of the University, its students,
alumni, and iis faculty, we are for il.

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Print It

SHAKER

Spring also brings out the ik i
in one. However, if you're not
a poet, vou have to steal othci
people's jxM'ms. Which is what
we're doing.
Professor in a fit insane.
Thrust his head Ikik iiIi ,i

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Hammersley, Al Reynolds.
Tommy Olsh, Ruth Perlmutier,
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