THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

The Kentucky Kernel
Published ovory Thursday throughout the College year by the student body of
the University of Kentucky, for tho benefit of the students,
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mall matter.
Entered at Lexington Postofflce as second-clas- s

oxygen into their lungs and let it out again. Why not
If college life teaches any
have a little
one thing above all others, it is that each individual has
his little part to perform in every activity. Perform

your part in supporting the University Spirit.
Perhaps, but tell it not in Gath, the action of the
faculty putting a rigid ban on the comparatively mild
form of hazing formerly indulged in by upper classmen has had a deleterious effect on class and college
whoop-la- .
But that, as Kip has it, is another story.

EDITORIAL STAFF.
William Shlnnlck
Dillard Turner
Wayne Cottingham
J. Franklin Corn
Miss Eliia Piggott
Thomas Underwood
J. R. Marsh
Miss Mildred Graham
Eugene Elder
Herbert Schaber
Harry Cottrell

EDITOR-IN-CHIE-

LOOKOUT, HE'S LOOSE!
Tho following poem (?) was mailed
to tho editor of Tho Kernel with a
stamp due. Having purchased
tho contribution at full market price,
we are compelled to run it. A crown
of dock loaves will be placed on the
brow of tho author If he comes out
of hiding:
one-ce-

"PROFANUM VULGUS."
Once again winter approaches;
Once again the birds have flown.
Onco again tho mighty Sophomores
From our head our hair havo shorn.

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fear and trembling;
To walk tho streets wo do not dare,
Lest we meet the masked battalion
Always crying: "Cut their hair!"
Wo sneak about with

Assistant Editor
Manaflnf Editor
"Squirrel Food"

FOOB

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Athletic Editor
Exchange Editor
Y. W. C. A.
Mining

Beware, Sophomores, how you treat
us,
For a bath you're goln' to take
Literary
A still has been discovered in the
The Kentucky Colonel Says:
On the 13th of October,
Agriculture
Lookout for
The Almighty never made anything Home Ec Department.
In the famous Clifton Lake.
,
s
REPORTERS.
unless It was snakes in Patterson Hall.
better than a
Byron Bacon Black a hoss race, suh.
Thornton Connell.
John S. Sherwood.
If tho weather gets much cooler,
BUSINESS STAFF.
Freshmen, we are bound to roam
Get This Deep One.
Business Manager
To the fair and sunny Southland
Joe M. Robinson
Lykelle Pomes No. 3.
Smytho: What did the aviator say
Where the climato suits our dome.
Home husband came at 2 a. m.
to your proposition?
He smashed the goldfish bowl
Chapel.
Smith: Oh, he took me up.
They call us ivory top and slick head,
And in his wife's new Autumn hat
But this I have to say:
He kicked a mighty hole.
Mary Coleman (speaking
has been light, especially
Chapel attendance so
of the "There's a divinity that shapes our
Friend wifey saw and heard
Bible) The only thing that keeps It
ends
have been furnished
on Tuesdays. The programs
But uttered not a word.
from being fiction is that it's a true
Rough hew them how they may."
are the best we have ever had and the hour is never
story. The Crimson Rambler.
A FRESHMAN.
Them Contents.
wasted for one who attends. Mr. Johnson, secretary of
Pawpaws seem to be in great dethe Y. M. C. A., has secured twenty minutes of each
in mand now. The contents of two autos
choral singing, an activity which,
Tuesday hour
here
its absence. The were Sundaysearching the Itwoods for
the University, has been notable
P
is to be
afternoon.
them
songs will not all be of religious nature, and every taste hoped they found them. Cynthiana
SEPT. 30th to OCT. 14th.
will be satisfied.
Democrat.
orThe Friday meetings are in charge of student
The Bright Stude is Answered.
Get Your Fall Clothes Now and Get the Full
ganizations, and tomorrow football will again hold
Prof. Which die oftenest, young
everyone be pressway. The cheer leader requests
Season's
of them
men or old men?
ent and
the girls sit together on the north side of
B. S. Why, old men, of course.
the house, with the boys grouped on the south side.
Prof. Wrong. All die but once.
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When a student is dismissed from classes for chapel,
there is a tacit contract on his part with the authorities
that he will attend the exercises. Every man and
woman in the University should observe that contract.
A Little More Spirit.
A newspaper should never be a knocker, and it is
the intention of the management of The Kernel to, conduct its affairs in such a manner that it can not be accused of pessimistic tendencies. But indiscriminate
praise is nearly as bad as persistent hammer swinging.
We are, we think, justified in criticizing whom we
please when we please if we think it will do good.
The student body is the subject of our kindly comment this week. Everybody wants to see a good,
college spirit in evidence. So far
that sort of spirit has appeared only in flashes. The
yelling at the Butler game last Saturday was wofully
weak. It is the opinion of the writer, who was in a position where he could observe carefully, that not more
than 200 of our students cared enough for the football
team to join the rooting section. There should have
been four times that number.
There is a reason for all things. Perhaps a large
number of the students do not know the yells. The
Kernel is publishing a number of them this week, and
recommends that all students not familiar with them
put in an hour or two in study. It is, of course, difficult
to arouse great enthusiasm for the lighter games on the
schedule, but the student body should use these occasions to train for the important battles, just as the football team does. The team works as hard in these games
as in the larger ones, and they should be supported just
as heartily.
The Kernel makes a suggestion.
Let the four
classes meet somewhere on the campus before each
game and march in a body to the athletic field. There
is no doubt that good cheering will result when 700 or
800 students who know the yells sit together on the
stands, provided they are not too dignified to take fresh
rip-roari-

ng

Poor BUI.
He gave up smoking,
Poor old Bill;
He tried it in a
Powder mill.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
He gave up drinking,
Poor old Bab;
Ho tried it over
In chem lab.
Table Hints.
With watermelon it is customary o
serve either folks, spoons or ear pro
tectors.
If you treat the asparagus kindly
you may be able to do something with
it.
Avoid ancient history as a conver
sational subject when the egg salad
is served.
Do not try to pick up oysters with
the naked hand unless your finger
uails have sharp points.
As soon as the new uniforms come
in the
fresh won't have
apy more chance than he had in his
home town.
bow-legge- d

Honest, We Hated To.
Every Senior feels that he is entitled to raise cane as he walks down
Main Street o' Sundays.
The Deepest Yet.
"Why does he always sit beside the
old beech?"
"Maybe it's because he has a sandy
complexion."
Outside, Please.
Hick: Didn't you guarantee that
knife you sold me last week?
Dick: Certainly.
I
Hick: Well, gimme another.
didn't use it two days before I. lost it.

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