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Kentucky Defeats
Maryville, 57 to 0
Kentucky played ordinary
Saturday afternoon on Stoll
field and crushed Maryville 57 to 0.
The game was one of the most lopsided affairs seen In the stadium
for several seasons.
Maryville was bewildered, fooled,
battered, and beaten before the
heavy onslaught of the Wildcats.
Nine times the Blue Boys tramped
across the last strip for goals; nine
times they attempted to add one
more point to those enviable goals,
but only three times did they succeed.
Kentucky used only four or Ave
plays, and these seemed sufficient to
defeat the spirited Highlanders.
Not once during the time of play
did Maryville throw a threatening
cloud in the path of the Wildcats.
John Slmms Kelly scored four
touchdowns; Urbanlak, two; Spicer,
Phlpps, (J), and Toth added one

KENTUCKY PRESS
DOTS AND DASHES Mr. SpauMing Take. Sevan Points
From Yale In Game With Georgia RELEASES ISSUE
FROM SC
then the referee ean threw- - the, ball September Number of
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Apiece. Kentucky gained 837 yards
By WOODSON KNIGHT
In 90 tries; Maryville 71 in 47 tries.
Carolina and
The Oeorgia-Nort- h
The Wildcats made 21 first downs, AlabamarTennessee games will be
and the Highlanders made 6.
the big shets of Southern Confer-

What's In a name? Well, maybe
not so MMh, but in a football game,
when H eenus second, well, that's
different. Mr.' Spauldlng compiled
a rule book some years ago, which
has added rates and conduct tacked
on to it si nee, and players and of- ncMM are to regulate themselves
accordingly. Last Friday, up at New
Haven, when Mte sans of old Ell and
the tads from Georgia University,
fought to mortal combat, one of the
strangest eeiaeldents in the history
of football happened.
Tne mighty no of Georgians, wno
in past years have been unkind In
the scores they dish out to Yale,
were leaving half the Git faces In
the mud, when the unexpected happened. A Georgia backfield man
Kelly, attempted to use his stomach
to catch one of the Yale kick-off- s.
All eyes centered upon the man
from Dixie. The ball hit its target
and with a thud, crashed right
through the welcome and open arms
of said player to the waiting "arms
of Barres, who was coming down
the Jleld, a la Shipwreck Kelly.
Barre, on a dead run, covered some
the Georgia goal-lin- e.
40 yards in speeding unmolested to
The teams lined up, the goal was
kicked, an, the score was Yale, 14;
Georgia, 9. Neither the referee, the
two
coaches from
Yale, Walsh or Stevens; Coach
Mehre, of Georgia, or anyone else
supposaly knew the 'ifs and' ands'
of the play.
It toafc an enterprising A. P.
writer to tell the world that old
man Spauldlng Is still king on the
gridiron and that if no-oknows
the good book, like a sport writer,

Pedunk.
a mat diversion of ooin
ion that she play was rated correctly and that saM writer is wrong.
Here is Hute I: "If tne ball Is recovered by a player of the receiving
team perere it to oeotared dead, he
may ran with H, pass it baekward
or kick u; if the ball is recovered
by a player of the kicking team
the ball is dead at the point of
recovery." BeHeve it or not, the
actual score notwithstanding,
the
EK teat by the overwhelming score
of II to 7.
Had the game ended with no further searing, Marry Moore's beys
would have tost 14 to 9, and the
quest for victory whteh that eastern
team has exercised for three yean
would come true teat Saturday.
Yale will have to watt tm next
year and trust that Daddy Spauldlng will change the rule for oM Ell.
There la

The
ence football this Saturday.
Kentucky PesKtsns Maryville
In view of Georgia's victory over
Yates
White Yale, the 'southern Bulldogs will
L.E
rule as favorites. North Carolina's
Overly
Wright
L.T.
L.Q
Forquer
McDonald Tar Heels had a tough time downWilliams ...... O
Watkins ing Maryland' last week.
Tennessee, hailed in early season
Tolllver
Rose
R.O
Kipping
Proffltt 'as the team to beat for the south
R.T.
Rule ern crown, has suffered a continuAndrews
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Spicer
Smith ous string of injuries.
Q.B
Kelly
L.H..... Woodward V. M. I., Virginia champions for
Calloway two years, will have this honor as
R.H.
Urbanlak
Tope well as its conference prestige at
F.B
Richards
a
Ferioas
istaxe as it bucks iik university ui
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6 25 30
Kentucky
657 j Virginia at Lexington.
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Maryville
Georgia Tech, despite its crush
Scoring Kentucky: Touchdowns, ins: defeat by Carnegie Tech Sat
over
Kelly 4, Urbanlak 2, Spicer, Jack urday, will have a big edge LouPhipps (substitute for Richards), Auburn, while Kentucky and
"Pawson," said Aunt Caroline
isiana State expect trouble from
ferociously, "I'd Hke to kill dat low-do- w
Washington and Lee 'and Missishusband o' mine."
sippi A. it M. A close tussle is
forecast as Mississippi and Sewanee
"Why, Caroline, what's he done?"
tangle at Oxford, Miss.
ON TO
"Done, why he's done and left do
chicken-hous- e
door open and all do
Alble Booth, Yale's mighty atom,
chickens has escaped."
was unable except on one occasion
to shake loose for any twisting
"Oh. well, that's nothing. Chickas
broken field runs Saturday
en, yon know, coma, home to roost."
Geonria marched to Its second suc
"Come homo?" graced Aunt CarRAILWAY
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cessive victory over the Blue, 18
oline. "Come homo? Pawson, dom
heave to
to 14. Albie's
chlckensH go homo to roost!"
Account
Beane In the second period and his
Case and Commend (Chicago).
final kick-o- ff
return of the
were his main gestures.
"Does your wife choose
Downes. Georgia Quarter, provid
Special Train will leave Lexington night of Wednesday,
clothes?"
ed the big thrill with his
"Yes, she picks the pocket" BosNovember 26th, returning reach Lexington early Friday
return of the. opening kick for a
ton Chronicle.
Morning.
touchdown. A pass from Chandler
to Smith brought the second and
Roberts plunged the line for tne the otaec mA&tc. eoaflict of the East,
SPECIAL REDUCED FARE
winning margin after a
Dixie taaaw wen four of their sevMAKE PULLMAN RESERVATIONS EARLY
drive.
en intcrsactrbnal combats.
Even though a great Carnegie
O rarer Leads Talaae
team overwhelmed Georgia. Tech in
Sensational play by Olover, who
touchbroke through for a
TASTE
Toth (substitute for Spicer). Points down run, and Dalyrimple featured
City Ticket Office, 112 East Main Street
touchdown Spicer 2, place- Tulane's IS- - to 9 triumph over the
after
Texas Aggies, and Centenary conment; Cavana,, drop kick.
PHONE ASHLAND 49
Officials: Referee Charles Har- verted fumbles Into touchdown to.
rington, Cincinnati; Umpire Geo. beat Iowa, 19 to 12.
W. R. Clinkinbeard, C. T. A.
H. D. Lyons, T. P. A.
Oglethorpe
night
Glviden, Transylvania. Field Judge
On Friday
William Hansen, Kentucky. Head trounced Manhattan, 19 to 0. Vir
ginia and Hampden-Sydne- y
fell be
linesman Bart Peak, Kentucky,
fore Pennsylvania and Cornell, 40
to 6 and 47 to S, respectively.
Aubum furnished a surprise by
holding a reputedly stronger Florida team for three periods, weakDRUG CO.
ening only in the final quarter to
allew the Alligators a 7 to 0 win.
The Alabama Techmen revealed
marked offensive improvement
A courageous Sewanee eleven bat
tled against uneven odds for three
periods, but finally crumbled before
Sold
Alabama, 25 to 9.
CAMPUS BOOK STORE
Johnny Branch's
run
back of a punt in the last quarter
gave North Carolina its single
touchdown victory over Maryland,
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BekerU Paces Vaaay
Vanderbilt scored "three of its six
touchdowns against Virginia Polytechnic on (umbleB and another on
a blocked punt. Dixie Roberts, soph-mo- re
halfback,
ran sixty-thre- e
yards through a broken field for a
touchdown.
Maxey Welch, Clemson quarterback, personally conquered North
Carolina State, 27 to 0, scoring once,
passing for two more and contributing 35 -- yard run into scoring position for another.
A single point after touchdown
Louisiana
decided three games.
State. Dixie's high team scorers,
lost to South Carolina as Al Mak-ar- y,
who has kicked more extra
points than any other Southerner
this season, failed in his single effort. The Citadel blocked Virginia
Military's attempted placement and
won by 7 to 6, the same margin
Centre had over Chattanooga.
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Hackman doing the main damage,
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0. A last offensive netted Duke a
12 to 0 verdict over Davidson. Kentucky, with Shlpwreek Kelly run-Euwild, downed Maryville. 57 to
0. while Washington Lae bowed to
Watt Virginia. M te 13. On Friday
"Bed" Cagle's Mississippi Aggies
took their third successive lacing,
faUtne before Millflaps. 19 to IS.
fit the S. I. A A. Btminghaai-Souther- n
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Stnee the matter eenUlaed iu the
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