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By Adallne Manh

By Katherlne Conroy

band proved Ub
THE WAY WE DO.
Importance to tlio
Kentucky nt tho Sewaneo
splr.lt of old
Or Rules For Social Conduct.
game Saturday. Tho rendition of "My
1. When calling on ladles carry an
Old Kentucky Homo" was especially
automobile.
Impressive and Inspiring and when
Sowanee made i largo gain they play- 2. In speaking, if she does not offer
her hand, tako it.
ed "Sawaneo' as It has never been
played before. Tho band Is surely a 3. itemovo all crushable articles from
coat pockets.
credit to tho University and with tho
keen interest, constant practlco and 4. If thero Is but ono chair tho gentleman must take his seat first.
talent which It Is idlsplayng, and
a Httlo support from the student body 5. Avoid loud kissing nnd smash all
Btrcot lights in vicinity.
our band will become ono of tho finest
G.
Never rise to go and sit down
In the South.
againstay down.
There- aro more musicians In school
thlB year than ever before and there 7. Be brave faint heart never got a
good hug.
Is u chance for our band to bo provided with $5,000 worth of new In- 8. , Should she refuse to faint you can
trip her up that answers the
struments which the War Department
same purpose.
presents to college bands. However
there Is a condition which provides 9. Talk on subjects Interesting to the
young lady (there Is but one).
that there must be at least 400 men
in the battalion before tho Instruments 10. When leaving do not part abruptly, but leave with a short
will be awarded. At present there aro
ceremony. Davldsonian.
410 men In (the battalion and with men
leaving school every day It Is to bo
feared that the 400 nvark will not surTHINGS WE DON'T LIKE.
vive. The band Is seriously In need
Sandwich that's all bread.
of these instruments and it is a chance
Rainy Saturday and Sunday nights.
which we would take advantage of
Freshman wit.
and every one should aid in it.
Classes.
and
Crlmson-Whlt!An appeal tk Ithe Freshmen
men in the UniSophomore
versity is being made by the Military. This is said by a Methodist exDepartment. There is an opportunity change to be a sermon outline by a
men with the proper Chinese preacher. The subject Is The
for
qualifications to become officers or Prodigal Son:
instructors in the battalion and if
1. His Madness
several men who have had training
a. His traveling
would come into the unit It would not
b. His reveling
benefit to them but would
only be a
c. His groveling
Increase the number of men in the
2. His Sadness
unit and would be a help to the
a. He went to the dogs
Department and the University.
b. He ate with the hogs
wishes to have at
Colonel Freeman
c. He homeward jogs
Alloast 425 men In the battalion.
3. His Gladness
ready several have applied for admisa. He receives the seal
sion and others Interested in the work
b. He eat the veal
entering will be weland desirous of
c. He dances the reel.
comed gladly.
This Chinese must have been very
familiar with the English language.
Mississippian.
Final arrangements for the Armistice Day celebraition in memory of
Last night I held a little hand,
the University of Kentucky men who
So dainty and so neat;
by the
fell in France are being made
Methought my heart would break
iMilitary Department and the plan in
with Joy,
full will be given out next week. A
So wildly did it beat.
was sent to Major General
telegram
No other hand into my soul
Leonard Wolod last night, in behalf of
Could greater solace bring,
the faculty and students of the Uni- For the little hand I held last night
versity inviting him to be present on Was
four Aces and a King.
November 11, and deliver the ArmisCheer Up.
reply has
As yet no
tice iDay address.
been, received from hinii
The Transylvania Library received
some time ago a copy of the Official
After this week drill calls will be (Congressional Directory of the 66th
blown for all formation of the cadets. Congress, Second Session, presented
The first call will be at 11:45, for for- by Champ Clark, and bearing his sigmation; 11:48 for assembly and the nature on the fly leaf. Mr. Clark was
roll will be called immediately after a student at Transylvania during his
assembly, giving the cadets three min- college days.
Crimson Rambler.
utes for formation in ranks before
Tho

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"iSurvey is being made on the Experiment Farm in view of establishing a
target range, where the cadets m:y
practice shooting. It is hoped that in
the near future the department will
"be well enough equipped to have pistol
practice and possibly gun and automatic rifle firing. This is a decided
step in the progress of the Military
Department in the University and 13
one that will be of practical value to
the men.
The University of Kentucky is ono
of the educational institutions of the
UlnHted
States cooperating with the
War department under a plan recently developed, to give complete training in all academic work and in many
technical courses to all qualified soldiers of the United States army. Mora
than one hundred men will lay aside
their uniforms at tho beginning of tho
next school year and (take collcco
courses. Tuition fees will be elthor
waived or reduced.

Freshman Irresponsible.
Sophomore Irrepressable.
Junior Irresistible.
Senior Irreproachable.
Highland Echo.
"Sophomores to Have Chance to
Make Sun" headline In Cornell Dally
Sun. And they wont be satisfied even

MWhen a man assumes a public
Approximately four per cent of the
members of the University battalion trust he Bhould consider himself pubof cadets have been excused from mili- lic property." Jefferson.
tary drill because of physlpal defectc.
Canada is now producing 70,000
Flat feet is the most prevalent
tons of asbestos a year.

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UPPER CLASSMEN
ORGANIZE

BIBLE CLASS

(LEXINGTON

The Upper Classmen's Bible Study
held a meeting Monday night for organization purpose.
There were
twenty-eigh- t
present. These were divided into five groups, each of which
will meot from now on separately for
thirty minutes. Then the men will
gather 'n one group for a summary
lesson under Dr. Kessler. The fraternity houses will conduct classes sepa
rately. A seven week's course of study
is planned. Discussions will be held
under tho leadership of tho students
or some faculty member. About sixty
men are now enrolled in the study
classes. From all indications this will
swell to a hundred and twenty.
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"Huh," answered the injured one.
STUDENT IN CARRYING WHITMAN'S.
"If talk was music, you'd be a whole
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C. J. Macy, Columbia U. '21.

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Soviet Tries to Spread Education
The Soviet Is taking measures to
spread education in the southern
Russian towns.
In Rostoff and Nakhltchovan 57
schools have been opened for 1,500
pupils. Since September 1, 150 other
schools have been started.
Michigan Dally.

Bell's

More than forty volumes by the Royal Historical commission of Holland
on Dutch medieval history and history of a later date were presented to
the Library last summer by the
Dutch minister of public instruction.
as
Tho volumes are important
sources of. (Dutch history and contain
papers about Dutch nffalrs in the
archives of Italy, Franco and Eng- land. Tho Dutch government has also promised to send the Library future issues as they come out.
Tho gift was made possible through
the effort's of Mr. Henry S. Lucas of
the History department, who studied
in Holland last year.
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