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Tho Y. M. C. A. Dlhlo Discussion
groups wore started last week and tho
seven groups that have reported have
ninety-simen enrolled. There arc
seventeen groups organized in tho
fraternity houses and rooming houses
In ('.he city. All of tho groups will
meet this week. The course will run
Cor twelvo weeks with one period of
thirty minutes n week for each group.
Theso classes aro led by both facr.lty
men and students and a great deal of
interest is being manifested
You are welcome to come into .these
groups. Find the one nearest you and
,
enroll.
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mentioned Doctor Farquhar as tho
head of tho department. Ho will ho asWOOF! WOOF!
sisted by Doctor Funkhouser, who
will render tho zoological side of tho
BANG! kiss. Dr. Harry Best and Dean Sim-rawill have direct supervision over
tho course.
Only Milk Fed Vamps and The study is destined to he a sucas a whole
Girls Under Sixteen Will cess, for the students capacity evince
a great emotional
and, acBe Barred.
cording to tho head of tho department,
this is tho one necessity for a winner.
By Arthur Cameron
These recall to mind passages from
Is rumored that certain members
It
other renown authorities on tho emoof the utudent body have petitioned
tional.
Platonic love: "Nothing, I
the president and faculty to add anwell know, is more wonderful than
other department ito the Collego of love."
Passionate:
"Oh, Love, Oh,
ArtB and Science. Not knowing the
Fire! Once ho drew with one long
exact words of the petition we will
kiss my whole soul through my lips,
give the gist of It.
as sunlight drinkest dew." Plutonic:
It is to be called the "Department of
women, His known
1?vo
Love," of which Dr. E. F. Farquhar, '"A11f3'
a lovoly and a fearful thirie.'
the University's foremost authority on
It is not known Just
the first
the subject, is to be the head. There meeting will be held when is underbut it
will be three kinds 6f the affectionate
taught; namely: Platonic, Passionate, stood sometimes Just after football
season so the athletes will not be left
and Plutonic.
out. After it gets a good sound start
We will define them so no one may
get a wrong conception. Platonic, in the suitors club will be organized and
girls who have not yet been able to
the common sense, will be the love capture
a man will be allotted one.
of a man for his ideal woman and
visa versa. Passionate, is the kind
Frank; 'Dear, the kiss fij love's
which causes girls to wear fraternity
language!"
pins, and Plutonic will cause one to
Evelyn "Oh, talk to me!"
"put man asunder," and be the third
party in a divorce case.
He "She has an impediment in her
The petition was inspired by the
young amoeba cooing for its mate in speech which keeps her from accepting my proposal."
the zoology laboratory. Some of the
ttq No 2 "What's zat?"
lasses, cclleenes, damsels, maidens
He "She can't say yes."
and destined old maids saw how their
education had been neglected along
this line and realized that they weren't Louise "Seeing is believing!"
Chuch "No it is not, you see me
fit subjects for "Le Grande Passion,"
got up the petition, every day but you don't believe me.
immediately
In order to add more finish and polish
to their love making.
No one is
She, bored to death Read 'em and
barred from the course except milk iHe, affectionately "Drink to me
fed vamps and girls under sixteen.
only with thine eyes."
Regarding the staff we have already weep."

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Tho Y. M. C. A. lias planned a series
of life work talks on medicine, business, law, ministry, teaching and farming. Tho first of these talks, "The
Practico of Medicine as a Life ork,'
was given Sunday evening at 6:30
in the Y. M. C. A. rooms, by Dr. J. A.
stucky.
Doctor Stucky is a noted
BpecIoll8t of Lexigton
"The making of the sick to become
whole was not too good for the man
of Galilee to practice and it is not too
good for me to emulate." Dr. Stucky
said if he could do it all over he would
select the same work because to him
it was the greatest work in the world.
He congratulated those present on the
opportunity for preparation for the
study of medicine that they have at
the University of Kentucky, "I speak
authoratively," he said, "and there is
no better place in all the country to
prepare the foundation for the study
of medicine than here on these
grounds."
These talks are planned not only
for the purpose of helping some of
those men on their descislon tor a life
(work but to make other men sympa
thize with the professions and occupa
tions besides the ones they have
chosen.

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