THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
University of Kentucky
GIRLS' ISSUE

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY. APRIL 19, 1917.

VOL IX

I
HELD

FAIR

IN THE ARMORY

M'BRAYER TO GO ON
WOMEN NOT NEEDED AT
SPEECH-MAKINTOUR

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TO BE

No. 28
SENIOR

MEGHS RETURN

G

GLEE

CLUB

CONCERT

Red Lemonade and Popcorn Organization Under Prof.
Lawrence Cover Does
Will Add Realistic
Good Work
Touch
SAT., MAY 12, IS DATE PROGRAM

IS

UNIQUE

J. J. McBraycr, a Junior in the
of Law, will address the Intercollegiate Prohibition Association of
Georgetown College on the evening of
April 23, on the subject, "The International Prohibition Oratorical Contest,
Its Purpose, Conduct and Possibilities."
On May 13, Mr. MoBrayer Will deliver the commencement address to
the students of Burgln High School.
His subject has not yet been announced.
During his college career, Mr.
has achieved a remarkable
reputation as an orator, having won
a number of oratorical contests. That
his ability is being recognized is evidenced by the fact that he has received the above invitations to speak.

Col-leg- o

FRONT, MRS. HUNT

SAYS

F

Can Serve Country Better Farquhar's Play Presented
By Remaining at
at Chicago Alumni
Home
Banquet
GIRLS ARE

PATRIOTIC ANDERSON IN CHARGE

"No one after the war will ques
The Seniors of the College of MeAn
One of the most interesting and
country fair with
tlon whether woman Is the equal of chanical and Electrical Engineering
pink lemonade, popcorn, confetti, delightful events of the school year
man," said iMrs. George R. Hunt, Lex returned Monday night from their andancing and fun galore will be given took place last night in chapel, in the
ington representative of the National nual trip to Chicago, where they have
by the Woman's
of the form of the concert given by the
League for Woman's Service, when been for the past week. For the past
University in the gymnasium and ar- Boys' Olee Club, under the direction
she addressed the women of the Uni- seventeen years a part of the Senior
mory Saturday, May 12, for the pur- of Professor Lawrence Cover. The
versity in chapel, Friday.
Mechanical's curriculum has consisted
pose of establishing a scholarship for performance established a reputation
Mrs. Hunt emphasized the point of this annual tour of inspection of
girls. The formal opening of the fair for the University and for Professor
that women are not needed at the the large commercial plants of Chi
will be at 2:30 o'clock Saturday after- Cover in particular.
front. "We have no front," she said, cago.
noon and festivities will continue late
The program was as follows:
"and If we had, untrained women
The trip this year was a
into the night.
PART I.
would only be in the way there. A
occasion.
The students
In the spring of 1914 the Woman's
(a) . Wouldn't You Like to Know?
woman can serve her country better were "thirsty" to imbibe knowledge
gave a vaudeville proDow.
now by raising potatoes and cabbage and Dean F. Paul Anderson, "Joe and
gram, and raised enough money to
Richards.
(b) . Mister Boogaman
and planning Jack" Dicker, who went along to keep
LACK OF TERRITORY
than by studying first-aisend a girl to the University one year. Glee Club.
to be a heroine. It takes three years things evenly balanced, were equally
present plan is to outdo the sucThe
An
Den Fruhllng
Piano i(a)
to make a nurse, working night and
thirsty to explain the "why's and
cess of 1914 by far and establish a Greig.
IS NEW WAR THEORY day. In thirty lessons only a start as
wherefore's."
permanent Scholarship Fund, which
Ob).
To the Water Lily McDowell.
Is made. The call for women now is
The feature of the trip was the banwill aid girls, who have not the means Nevll Fincel.
at home."
quet given by the Chicago Alumni of
to attend the University, to procure
(a). Dreaming, Shelley.
Dantzler Speaks To English "Efficient workers is the demand of the University on Saturday night at
an education.
Moon Shelley.
Ob). De
Coppah
Club on European
the National League for Woman's the Auditorium Hotel. "My Old KenCome and enjoy a picnic on the camGlee Club.
Conflict
Women are volunteering tucky Home," sung by the ninety
Service.
pus, eat and drink as many concoc
Reading (The Envoy, Riley. Barn-hill- .
their services for gardening, day nur- guests present opened the banquet.
tions as your digestion will stand, and
"WAR OF AUTOCRACY" series, industrial work, motor driving, The toastmaster was H. E. Townsend,
dance away the merry hours to your
(a). All Thru the Night, Old Welch.
stenography and all sorts of clerical member of the '09 class. The program
heart's content.
GTlee
Ob).
Winter Song, Bullard.
and nurs- was:
work, as well as for first-aiThe gymnasium and armory will
"Never before in the history of the
Club.
ing. No Incompetent worker is wantWelcome Hal. E. Townsend, '09.
both be called into requisition. While
there been such a need for
world has
PART II.
Bach woman is to do whatever
Response M. M. Montgomery, '17.
dancing is being indulged in in the
colonies and no colonies," said Pro ed.
.(a). Stars of the Summer Night
"Early Days of the University," E.
Monday after she is best fitted for, no matter how
gymnasium, "a bewildering variety of
fessor L. L. Dantzler
Linall her service may seem."
T. Brown, '75.
t
specialties" await you Harker.
elegant
his talk before the English
noon in
Mrs. Hunt said that the college wo"The University Today," F. Paul
Ob). The
Soldier
Roman
in the armory. All along the sides of
Club upon the subject, "War."
men were particularly fitted for serv- Anderson.
Glee Club.
armory there will be little booths
the
"I think that that is the real cause
ice as they are trained in so many
"Athletics," M. J. Crutcher, '17.
Symphony
turned respectively into a gypsy tent,
Violin Duet Third
of the present world war," said the
Dean Anna J.
different branches.
"A Comic Rendezvous" (two-ac- t
a witch's den, the grotesque abode of Dancla. Messrs. Pearlman and
speaker, "England is a great colonial
Hamilton reported that already the comedy), the class.
Egyptian sorceress, and the businean
power, and Germany is a great power
women of the University had volunProfessor E. F. Farquhar, author
ss-like
offices of a dapper little
(a) . Thou Mighty Nation Dewey. but it is not colonial. As Germany,
teered for thirty different vocations. and director of the play, addressed
French medium, just over from Paris.
Didn't Rogers. tho not the size of the State of Texas,
(b) . 'But They
This includes the Bed Cross and mil- the assembly on "English for EngiYou may have your fortune told in Glee Club.
d
the neces'i becoming
classes, as well as In- neers," and explained the underlying
itary first-aiwhichever corner you prefer, or in all
Quartet, Selected. Messrs. Harney, sity of finding room to house this sur-'u- s terpreting,
clerical work, farming, principles
of
his work. "Dutch"
four If your money lasts. Then you Gardner, Rlchey and Sullivan.
was an Important question.
sewing, and numerous other occupa- Schrader, star of the play, was hero,
may sandwich between your dances
toad
hitherto always tions.
Countries
Comrades in Arms Adams. Glee
heroine and villain combined.
visits to the circus, the menagerie,
fought for the possession of territory
Club.
The National League for Woman's
Among the places of interest visitthe vaudeville, and the multitude of
so Germany has known for some time Service was organized after a care- ed by the class last week were: Chiside shows.
that this war was necessary. This
STROLLERS TO MEET. war has been planned for many years ful study of similar organizations in cago University; Commonwealth Edl-- (
The menagerie is not to be comEngland. Its object Is the enrollment
Continued on Page 2)
pared for a single instant with the
and Is really the postponement of the of every woman In the United States
.
animals of the biggest show on earth.
men.
The strollers win meet in
w.vn(,n
"
war unit nun ouum m "
for patriotic service. Mrs. Hunt con- DATE OF BATTALION
Come! Watch the baby elephant walk studio this afternoon at 3:30 o'clock
Qermany and France over cluded her talk with an appeal to tho
INSPECTION CHANGED
forth in Its lair, the
All members are asked to attend, as
the Morocco controversy in 1908."
women of America to show to the
exhibit her pets; the lion roar and officers for next year will be olected
and effiInspection of the battalion will be
He said that the violation of Bel world by their
paw, and Anally assure the timid and other business of importance will
gium was not the real cause of the ciency that they are superior to other Friday and Saturday. May 4 and 5,
young folk that she is not a Hon at be transacted.
instead of April 25 and 2C as previouswar but the political aspirations of women.
all, but only that far more awful
WM. SHINNIOK,
After the chapel hour Mrs. Hunt ly announced. A United States army
the various countries. Germany's ascreature, a dignified Senior.
President.
piration is the giving of "culture" to met some of the University women officer from Washington will conduct
Mile. Zita, beautiful in pink tarlatan,
all the world. If they will not take it and discussed more fully the work the Inspection.
will balance herself on a chair, and
COLLEGE REGISTRARS peaceably, then force will be used, they could do. She urged that girls lUpon recommendation of the comappear in a
farce which
TO MEET AT UNIV. for this culture is right for the world, organize Service Leagues in their own mandant it was decided that from
appeal to all Intelligent and littho it unay not see It. If tlie might Is communities during the summer, and Monday, April 2, drill should take
erary persons and make them laugh
The eighth annual meeting of the powerful enough to win, then that enroll In the national organization. place at the usual time dally except
and cry, with mirth.'"
Collegiate proves that this power is right. Thus She said that the children should also Saturdays and Sunday. Since that
There will be iSussa, the fat lady, American Association of
Registrars will bo held here April 25 Germany believes that "might makes be organized. They could make com- date the cadets have been at work,
weighing more than four hundred
fort kits for soldiers at the front, and and have the tactics of the parade
right."
pounds; the Hawalians with their to 27.
Professor could do efficient work In gardening. ground well in hand.
"And so." concluded
Registrars from all the large uniUkeleles, the tiniest lady of the land;
ens Dantzler, "this is a war of power and
The great wave of nation-widMinnie, the midget, who is only 3G versities will be present. Ezra L.
MISS 1LACK1URN PLEDGED.
Becretary-treasure- r
thusiasm caused by the existing state
of the asso- autocracy on one hand, and justice
Mysterious Lady
is
inches tall; and the
we
Lambda Alpha chapter of Chi; of war, and the fact that tho cadets
from the Nile, who will tell you when ciation. Mr. Glllis announces that the and democracy on the other, and
soon bo called Into active service
meet- must consider what that German 'Cul Omega fraternity announces the pledg-.maand where but why go on? There office will be closed during tho
many different tilings to ings, and requests that students ar- - ture' would" mean to this country, ir lug of Roberta Blackburn, of Lex- - has made the campus assume u
will be so
attract that even the most pessimia-- . -- range their work accordingly.
tary atmosphere.
the war should be won by Uiat nation."
tic will leave grinning.
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