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SEE MR, KNKJIIT'S EDITORIAL
ON I'A(5E FOUR OF THIS ISSUE

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

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VOL. XVI

LEXINGTON, KY., JANUARY 15, 1926

JOHN DABNEY IS
Women's
REELECTED HEAD
PUT TABOO
CIRCLE
OF SU-KPan-Helleni-

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Pep Organization Holds
Election of Officers;
Guthrie Yaeger Becomes
Scmi-Annu-

FARM AND HOME; Georgia

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NO. 15

WEEK WILL BE

LINES

HELD JAN.

In of Any Catholic or Jewish Fraternities

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Men and Women From All Parts
of State Will Attend Conin
Armory
vention

Tech's Golden Tornado
Will AttPmt Tn s
Five Off Floor Tomorrow Night
YELLOW

JACKETS
HAVE WON FOUR
STRAIGHT GAMES

Next Kernel

Feb. 5
itures and stricter penalties for vio
Building
lations of rushing rules.
Finals Cause Publication to
New Officers Are Named
Miss Rcnnie Smith, of New York, a GOOD PROGRAM ARRANGED
Stop For Two Weeks
member of Delta Zeta, was elected
Opens at 10 o'clock
Following a custom which hns
treasurer, the only elective office. By First Session
Tuesday Morning With W.
been prnctiscd by the Kernel Stuff
of
rotation, Miss Louise Leonard,
Georgia, Havana, Tulane and
R. Finn as Speaker
since the paper has been in existSyracuse, N. Y., became president and
Marquette Have Fallen Before
ence, publication will be disconMiss Irma Trapp, of Kingston, N. C,
Home Week, the fourFarm and
tinued until Friday, February 5, in
secretary. Miss Leonard succeeds
Force of Hurricane; Say
teenth annunl convention of farm men
order to give members of the staff
Dr. Mary Agnes Hopkins, of Dallas,
Kentucky Is Next
and women all over the state, will be opportunity to prepare for examias president.
held at the University of Kentucky,
nations which begin Friday of next 'CATS ARE IN GOOD SHAPE
A representative of Alpha
Delta
Meetings wok and continue until January
inclusive.
Thetn, admitted to membership in Pan January
which were to be held in the livestock
:w.
Hellenic Thursdny, sat as a delegate
Expect to Register First Defeat
pavilion will be held in the Armory
ARTHUR II. MORRIS,
Friday.
Against Strong Quintette
building on the university campus. The
Managing Editor
The congress ended Friday night
From Atlanta
meeting details were worked out for bers and advised that entertainments with a fratornity-sororitwomen's mooting?; will be in White
banquet.
the operation of the new check room should be held in chapter houses
Petitions from one Catholic and luilL
Georgia's Tech's Golden Tornado
which the circle is installing in the rather than at hotels and clubs. They
Tho keynoto of the meeting of this
will breeze into Lexington tomorrow
gym for the benefit of students attend- also advocated limitation on expend-- j (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) convention will be "Profitable Producfresh from a decisive victory over
ing dances there.
tion," the men's meetings having this
and nttcmtft to add more laurels
All of the old officers of the circle
for their central theme. The first of
to its wreath of basketball triumphs
were reelected with the exception of
these will be at 10 o'clock Tuesday
TRY-OUTat the expense of the Kentucky WildS
morning, with W. R. Finn, of the
the vice presidency to which office
Cash
cats. The game will be culled in the
College of Agriculture, talking on the
Guthrie Yaeger was elected. The ofmen's gymnasium at 8 o'clock sharp.
1 subject "Why Some
ficers reelected were Willy King, secForms Make Shindig, Sponsored by Drama
Postoffice Authorities Will
Alwnys a worthy foe, the Yellow
tic Organization, Will Follow
retary, Louise Atkins, treasurer.
Money."
Not Accept Checks
Jackets appear even more formidable
Game With Georgia Tecli
Marie Beckner, assistant secretary and
Speakers Are Announced
than ever this year. Prior to their
Men's and Women's Teams Will
Among the speakers for the conven
assistant treasurer.
Ted McDowell,
In Gymnasium
Most steps for the good usually
9
victory over Marquette TuesThese will hold office for the second
Be Selected to Represent Unition will be James C. Stone, presitrip on a few new troubles etcetera.
semester until the election of new ofdent of the Burley Tobacco Growers ADMISSION WILL
versity in Year's Extensive
BE $1 day night, the Atlanta boys took the
At least this seems to be the case
measure of Tulane, the University of
ficers in May.
Cooperative Association:
Morgan
Forensive Program
with the new United States poBtof-flc- e
Following the Georgia Tech basket- - Havana and the University of Georgia,
Check Room Is Improvement
Hughes, of Louisville; Harry Hartke.
in the Men's Gym. A great
their
y
Circle
For some time the
ORATORS ALSO COMPETE of Covington, Ky.; Dr. Frank L. Mc-- j hall gnme tomorrow night, a dance bringing and nopresent total to four
number of its patrons, it seems,
defeats.
Vey, president of the University of will he given in the gymnasium by victories
has realized the need of bettor facilifail to realize the new dignity
Have Strong Team
for both, the men's Kentucky; Thomas P. Cooper, director lnc Strollers, dramatic organization of
Tho
ties for checking wraps at the school
which it has acquired in its new
Successive victories over teams of
dances given n the gymnasium. To
and women's debating teams will be of the Kentucky Experiment Station, the university. Subscription for the
and consequenttitle, "U. S. P.
meet this need the Circle has built a ly do not accord it the same treatheld in the Little Theater Monday Hid acting director of the United dunce is SI. and nil students are in- such calibre have placed the Yellow
Jackets on the pinnacle of early sea
modern check-rooat the west end of ment which they give the down evening, February 1, at 7 o'clock. States Bureau of Agriculture; Wade vited to attend.
Brown, of Dcntsville, Ky.; Murray
Last year tho dramatic organiza- son basketball fame. The University
the floor and which will be in operaEach person entering the try-otown office. This is regretable, to
tion suffered n small deficit because of Georgia is remembered as the thorn
tion for the first time at the Stroller say the least So please do not try must be prepared to deliver a five
dance Saturday night.
ninute speech either affirmative or (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) of tho extensive program it undertook that punctured the attack of Ken
stamps with' your perto purchase
in tho presentation of the popular tucky in the third frame of the S. I. C.
negative on the question, Resolved:
Convenience and absolute safety are
sonal check or otherwise commit a
comedy "Fifty-fifty.- "
One of tho pur- tournament at Atlanta last year, and
"That the aerial branches of the army
of the new check-roothe
pas," so to speak.
"federal faux
poses of this dance, besides furnishing
ind navy departments of the United
Located at the west end of the floor
enjoyment for the student body ami (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
States should be taken from those denear the entrance to the building, it
entertainment for the visiting team,
partments and operated as a separik to raise money to meet this deficit
(CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
ate department of the service,"
and
This is the proposition which is to Students to Hear Clarence Gust on enable the organization to start
its 1926 program free of all debt.
21 be debated in the Pentangular League
Been on Campus 17 Years
lin in Lecture
Recital at
of which the university is a "member.
For 17 years, tho Strollers have
Patterson Hall on Monday,
Noted Sculptor to Make Ad- Each one trying out must also
been on the campus of the University
January 18
e
dress on "Beauty in Amerto give a
re
of Kentucky.
During that time they Volume Entitled, "History of
buttal to the speech of his opponent.
ican Life"
NO CHARGES TO BE MADE have presented mnny plays in their Economics Progress in the
Oratorical Tryouts Also
United States" Published
annual performance such as "The
75 .Dean a and Presidents Will
Prof. Irado Taft, of Chicago, wil'. ' The oratorical
will be held
by U. K. Professor
Attend Conference of Associ- speak on "Beautjr in American Life," 'n the Little Theater at 4 o'clock on! Clarence Gustlin, noted California (CONTINUED ON
PAGE EIGHT)
nianist
ation of Kentucky Colleges ; at convocation which will be hcla tiie a oM.it. JqV, The winner in this will lecture-recit- and lecturer, will present in
CONTAINS 819 PAGES
form the American
represent the univeiroiiv n
Ken-- !
10 Schools Send Delegates
third hour Thursday, January 21, in tucky Oratorical Association the also nrn "Witch of Salem," by Cudman, 89
and
the men's gymnasium. All classes
Dr. W. W. Jennings, associate prohi i Hiwnuu
Monday afternoon,
OFFICERS TO BE ELECTED will be dismissed. Mr. Taft will give
School
..
departfessor in the economic-histor- y
(CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) January 18, at 4 o'ciock, uuu
department of
auspices of the music
a talk in the afternoon at Patterson
ment, has just recently had published
The annual conference of the As- Hall at 3 o'clock on "The American
are in 111 Health Heaas
the university. All students
c se' his history on economics, which is the
With Lack of Funds
sociation of Kentucky Colleges and Sculpture and Sculptors."
vited to hear this noted artist free
ntrest history of that subject in the
Universities which will be held tofield.
Second
of charge.
Professor Taft, who is a noted sculpmorrow at the University of KenFormer Wildcat Star. Makes Appeared rn 24 States Last Year
The volume is entitled, "Historj"
instructAccording to n report from the Economics Progress in the United
tucky, is expected to attract approx- tor of America, has been an Chicago
Good at Greenville High
In Mr. Gustlin's tour last season he
or in the Art Institute of
imately 76 persons Including the presiappeared before audiences in 24 states. registrar's office, 89 students have States." The book contains 819 pages
He has been a profesdents and deans of most of the colleges since 1886.
Word has been received from Tn all of these he won the most glow withdrawn from the university this and is
lnrger than Fuuk-ner'- s
sional lecturer since 1909 and is now
of the state, according to Dr. P. P.
Greenville, Ky., that the high school ing tributes to his artistry and ideal semester. Classified according to the
"American Economic History."
Boyd, dedn of the College of Arts and
re- istic efforts in promoting n wider acreasons given for their departure 12 It sets forth two news ideas in the
(CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) football team of that city has
Sciences at the university. The concently completed the most successful quaintance with our native composers, groupings have been made in the re- manner of arrangement of this hisference will be held in the physics
season in the history of athletics at especially in the field of opera. In port.
tory, and has been written in such
PROFESSOR DAVIS SICK
lecture room.
that institution.
fact, Mr. Gustlin's success has been so
Ill health, given by 2G students as a way that each subject is dealt with
Members of the association who are
Prof. B. P. Davis, of the English
Turner Gregg, who piloted the great that many of the country's lead- the reason for their leaving the uni- until completed, instead of taking up
expected to send delegates are the department, was taken to the Good Wildcat football teams of '22, '23 and ing music clubs and educational in- versity, ranked first among the ex- another subject and dealing with the
University of Kentucky, the Univers- Samaritan hospital last Friday, suf- '24, went to Greenville last September stitutions are placing him on their cuses. Lack of funds came second history' in a chronological form. The
ity of Louisville, Transylvania, Berea, fering from complications following a as coach of all athletic teams and his artist coursos.
with 11 and late entrance with one second innovation is the presentation
of source material to do away with a
Western State Teachers, Centre, severe cold.
success has been followed with pleasThe "Witch of Salem" is a thorough came last.
book of readings. The book is for
Georgetown, Kentucky Wesleyan,
The report is as follows:
Mr. Davis was unable to attend ure by his friends at the university. ly American work, dealing with one
college use only.
111 health
and Nazareth Colleges.
26
classes during the week before enter- Mr. Gregg will continue his work as of the most interesting and tragic epl- Executive Committee Named
11
Luck of funds
Dr. Jennings received his A. B. and
ing the hospital. His condition is coach in addition to teaching history
(CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
10
Called home by pnrents
his Ph. D. degrees from the University
The present executive committee of much improved, and it is expected in the high school.
9
By request of dean
of Illinois, and taught six years at
the association is composed of presi- that he will be able to resume his
8
To accept position
the University of Iowa before acceptdent, Dr. J. L. Whiteside, dean of Ken- work before the final examinations.
Out
ing his position at this institution.
Transferred to another school 7
tucky Wesleyan College; vice presiTo U. K.
7
Married
He is the author of two other book?
MRS. TURCK VERY ILL
dent, Dr. F. A. Fogle, Georgetown
Music Will Help 'Cats Beat
3
Business
secretary, Dr. Frank L,
one on industry, entitled, "The Amev
College;
Georgia Tech
Shows Apprecia
Dean
Old Time Star
Mrs. Charles J. Turck, wife of
3
Sickness
ienn Embargo of
Rainey, Centre College; Dr. P. P.
2
versity of Iowa publication. Thieve
Not satisfied with school
Bovd. University of Kentucky; A. J. Turck, was taken ill immediately after
tion, of Brilliant Achievethe 'Cats
Tomorrow night when
lunch Tuesday, and Wednesday morn-'n2
ond book is "The Origin and Early
Death of parent
ments of Wildcats
Ch'dc3ter, Berea College; Clarence
tackle the Golden Tornado five of
1
History of the Disciples of Christ,"
it was necessary to remove her to Georgia Tech, the university R. 0. T.
Late entranco
Freeman, Transylvania College, and
published by the Standard Publishing
the Good Samaritan hospital. Her C. band will be there in full force to
As an expression of the pride he
of
Company, of Cincinnati.
89
Total
(CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) condition is serious.
blow their loudest and sweetest for felt in the brilliant achievements
the 'Cats and a 'Cut victory. In tho University of Kentucky Wildcats
cidentally it will be making its first on the football field tho past season,
fampublic appearance for the new year. R. S. "Dick" Webb, one time
ous star at Kentucky, has presented
Last Saturday night when the Be the Cats with a silver football figure
rea quintet was being entertained with mounted on a trophy.
In
In
3
score, the bandsmen viewed
a
figure represents a player, clad
The
the doings of the 'Cats from the
of Bunk
Fill
field
stands for the first time in many a in gridiron togs, running down a arm
duy.
With the double supply of with the ball tucked under one
les.s .somebody else had been closer.
(By LcRoy Smith)
be 'known on a campus than one will wind which they now have, their first while the other is extended as if
(By Kyle WM'eheai)
Eats Most Anything
sver read in a newspaper.
program of the new year, 1926 should warding off an enemy tackier. In
was some
Well, it seems like there
All I know is what I hear on the
This particular breed of cat which
Figure Frosk Standings
make on auspicious beginning for the scribed on the trophy is the legend; stray from Kentucky drifted down in- campus.
Not long ago another story
During the last two weeks I have
is the common variety in the lower
"Winners Never Quit; Quitters Never
Win.""
to the Southwest some time buck and end of the Rockies, ain't hard to please
for the Kernel was begun with thi sed three pencils, and a ream of
present
wugn
is quartered
aper trying to figure standings for
same sentence, and someone said i
bobcat
Leagrue Opens In The figure Director S. A.at "Daddy" shipped the school adown to from New nout tneir met ana eats a
Athletic
wasn't original, and was encroaching 'reshmen who have not become ac
look him
Mexico. We went
A
surroundin' a Christmas dinner.
Boles' office in the University of Kenon the illustrous and humorous Will luainted with the system of grading.
This here cnt- - sunDurnt leatherneck vanuuro. which
Ilogers. Trying to be different 'has But they will be well versed in that Six Student Basketball Teams tucky gymnasium but It will soon be over the other day.
ter hadn't been in these parts long mcan8 C0Wpuncher in Texas or
Compose Organization
placed in the trophy room.
its good points, but because Rogers bit of technique soon, for the final
to got the hang, of this Ken-- 1 ic0( ig so much dessert, only the
"Dick" Webb was a student of the
began his writings first, and came est for ucquired knowledge is only
hospitality we quid about over se,.t is U3Unny strVt.a first ut all well-o- n
league compos- university from
A basketball church
He played
from the great open spaces where i week hence.
t'other side of the Rockies and omio;nfP,i hnlirnt fola. It don't take.
Final examinations are a fine thing, ed of university students exclusively football the entire four years, und was
men and cattle are synonmous, means
home. much mental effort to surmise that the
nothing to an embryonic university or the instructor or professor. It hus just been organized under the captain in 1910, his senior year. Ho greets us just like he was at
goin' to nmiuble visitor would gargle the avtook un active purt in ull the other I seen right off that it was
journalist who comes from eastern rives them a chance to show the class supervision of the Y. M. C, A.
got into the erage well-festudent with great
The leaguo is composed of six tcums activities on the campus ut that time. be some time before he
Kentucky where men are men, and a 'ust how little it knows, und to put
regular.
gusto. Ho looked Ted McDowell over
ton of coal nuggets sells for the price in the blackboard questions that huve and games will be played every Mon He was gruduated from the university habit of goin' tonilchurch
disappointed that with an approving eye. Ted blushes
The boys was
of a good malted milk. The cowboy ,nken them three months to conceive duy night at the Mcn'B gymnasium in 1911, and since then has been one
The first games will be next Monduy of our most loyal supporters. In 1922 the cut didn't recognize me us an old modestly and backs out.
and has such The student is placed in an embarrasis really a
They'd had it all doped
We left little Algernon without the
sing position, for he can not look night, Junuury 18, ut 7 o'clock, when Webb was couch of. the freshman foot compudre.
u start in that direction that it does
n't seem probablo that anyone will wise, or pretend, but must put his tho advanced preliminaries will be bull team, severul of whom were on out that if me and tho cat could get formality of shaking hands. I strolls
him
into the background wisdom on paper und come back later pluyed off. Those in the league ure this years vursity, and knowing their together, I might stick u collar on down to the cellur of the Nutural
force
Culvury Baptist, teams 1 and 2; Max ambition to become champions of the him so we could take him to the Science building nnd observes Old
Rogers has one disadvantage, for all for unul results.
When the barrier went up in Sep- - well Presbyterian, First Methodist south prompted him to present them games. There wouldn't have been no Blood and Thunder over in tho corner,
he knows is what he reads in the
St. Peter's Catholic und Maxwell with this trophy on uccount of their trouble ubout us gettin' together if
papers that are put out by journalists,
they had let him out of tho cage, mi. (CONTINUED "oNPAGE EIGHT)
excellent showing.
while there are many more tilings to (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) Presbyterian.
The "stag line" at college sorority
dances is to be eliminated if the Nn
has its
tional
BUILD NEW CHECK ROOM way. Women's
congress,
The
meeting at
which ended its five-da- y
Ample Facilities for Taking Dallas, Tex., last Friday, voted to
Care of Wraps at Dances
restrict the number of men who atAre Furnished
tend dances without partners.
The fellows who attend dances with
Dabney, prominent member of out girls and expect to get to danqe
John
the senior class, was reelected presi- all the numbers at the expense of the
Circle for the sec- other men who do escort partners,
dent of the Su-K- y
by delegates at the conond semester at the regulnr weekly were scored.
gress.
meeting of the pep organization held
The congress recommended a short
Tuesday afternoon in the trophy room ening of the rushing season which
of the men's gymnasium. At this precedes the pledging of new mem
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DEBATE
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Prof. Lorado Taft to
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Webb Presents Trophy
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Freshmen Exhaust Pens and Pencils
Attempt to Compute Standings;
Examinations Cause Much Uneasiness

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Companion
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