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He would bo more alert in clnssroom; he would nolo errors in English,
e
plan, similar
adopted n
wandering discussion from lmphnznrd notes, monotony in Ideas nnd delivery;
Beginning
the second semester, to thnt of Oxford and Cambridge in
ho would pounce with glee upon threadbare jokes .nnd pathetic efforts to
The Kentucky Kernel is the official newspaper of the students nnd alumni entertain. When now he may be bored, he would then bo urged to attention there will be n number of students England.
Published every Kriday tnrougnout tno by the critial zest, nnd his intellectual machinery would revolve with greater ndded to the Kernel Staff under tho
of the University of Kentucky.
It hopes in this way to make it poscollege year by the student body of the University.
Business organization. Students wishspeed.
sible for college students to have nil
Subscription One Dollar nnd Fifty Cents a Year Five Cents the Copy.
To know ing to put in some time on tho Kernel advantages or attendance nt n lnrge
The advantage thnt would result to the teacher is obvious.
Entered nt Lexington rostotnee as second cinss nmti manor.
thirty young people are no longer pitting jinssivoly and submissively as nspirnnts for Husinesn Manager, institution and nt the snme time nil
that
REPORTERS
Mnnngcr, Circulation tho porsonnl benefits of life in a small
under his words but are on the "qui vivc" for a false tone or a false state- Advertising
EDITORIAL
E. T. Higgins ment; to realize that getting into a rut Hint bogey of all professional men-- will Mnnnger and Malinger of Accounts, college.
Ann Gormley
Lloyd McDonald
Hunter Moody
One lnrge library nnd one large
send unfavorable report cards to administrative offices; consequently, to plonse see Jack Warren, the BusiMaria Middclton
Neil Plummet
ness Mnnngcr, nt once. Hero is nn athletic field will serve all colleges in
George Moore Jameson H. C. Clnxon strive to make each lecture as artistic a performance in its way as a recital by
nnd fearless instructor opportunity to obtain some vnluablc the group. Certnin courses will be
Helen Shclton Paderewski this, I should say, the conscientious
Ava Cnwood
J. A. Estes
Nellie Torian would welcome. Of course, in order that this practice might have nny weight experience in running a newspaper open to students of nil groups. But
Virginia Boyd
from the business standpoint. Stu- students will live in the college in
Lydia Roberts
Ruth Robinson
MANAGING EDITOR
would needs be turned over to those officers of the ndministrntion dents of economics nnd those taking which they enrolled nnd will hnvo nil
Virginia Reeves the reports
Willy King
II. Morris
Arthur
for their business administration nrc particulChnrlsey Smith who, with proper caution, would find them excellent
Virginin Conroy
their college life in it. Tho American
Maude Van Buskirk own opinions of the instructional staff.
Jewell Hays
arly asked to consider this invitntion. Campus.
EDITORS
Catherine Redmond Betty Regenstcin
V ASSOCIATE
My other suggestion I mention only in outline. It is that an organization
Addison Ycnmnn
Mildred
Elizabeth Lillcston
Florence Ogden ErnestinePool
sponsored by the Strollers, the Romany, the Little Theater, the English
Kyle Whitehead
Cross
(Eflpn Lewis Wells
Curtis Buehler
Dave Alexander
Department, nny or all should be effected to write, film, nnd exhibit
Normnn Allen
IFrnnces Leo
with local casts and local settings. The movie is no longer a doubtMarin McElroy
''Eugenia O'Hara
BUSINESS
Margaret McWiIlinms
ful theatrical asset, and whatever banality it possesses is not intrinsic but the
fault of those who tolerate the banal. We have for indulgence in this new art
BUSINESS MANAGER
NEWS
favorable conditions nt the University of Kentucky: sunny days through much
Jack Warren
of the academic year, plensant natural scenery within easy driving, historical
Phones
NEWS EDITOR
two race tracks, much talent nmong amateur
landmarks
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Virginia Kelley
actresses and actors, and some writers of imagination and sincerity. The cost
Tmp
OOTOrtl
MANAGER OF ACCOUNTS
of the undertaking I have not explored, but I believe thnt with n modest
Jnmes Augustus '27
J. L. Crawford
iJolm K. iJullocU
the enterprise could be carried" through. Interest would be infectious,
ASSISTANT
once the making of pictures were really under way, and very few things
SPORT EDITOR
Fred Nobbie
in college life here would yield more fun with an equal amount of profit,
Frank K. Hoover
MANAGER
CIRCULATION
particularly if an effort were made, as it should be, to put the history of
ASSISTANTS
LeRoy Keffer
GRANT C. KNIGHT
Kentucky upon the silver sheet.
rik Smith
Lovell Underwood
ASSISTANT
yman Thomasson
C. M. Dowden
Rex McClurc
Every graduate of the University
Warren A. Price
.
of Kansas niust be able to swim at
ADVERTISING MANAGER
SOCIETY EDITOR
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James S. Shropshire
feet before he is
least
Edith Minihan
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Phone 0800 Univ. 74 for ratesj.
given his degree. Other colleges makfc
ASSISTANTS
THE R. O. T. C.
ing swimming a rquisitc for graduaThelma Snyder
Pauline Adams
MECHANICAL
Roch-forri'
U. S. tion are Cornell, Iowa State,
(By Mnj. Geo. E. Steunenbcyg,
EXCHANGE EDITOR
Radcliffe, Syracuse, Cincinnati,
FOREMAN
A. retired)
Dorothy Stebbins
A
Delos Nooe
There's a bunch of young fellows in Wisconsin, Wells, Western Reserve
FEATURE EDITOR
ASSISTANT
O. D. today
and Wooster. The American
LeRoy Smith
A. L. Pigman
That we hail as the hope of tho
land.
They are trained every day, they arc
taught to obey,
CHEATING AND "GETTING BY"
And in that way they'll learn to
command.
rinere are as many kinds of success in college as there arc many kinds
Mfmlure. Which are you going to select? Do you just want to "ride Respectful in benring and civil in $
.00
$1 :9J
speech,
rough" on the bnck of someone else until you receive your degree and
They'er tho youngsters that look
libe put off and find yourself alone, not knowing which path to take,
good to mo.
. Jd you want to pick out that path now and, by drudgery and hard work,
It gives mo i thrill just to see them 'Collegiate1
pavo it with the stones of knowledge so that when your college degree is
nt drill
con now be furnished in two j!es and printed
'finally handed to you, you will have a smooth highway over which to travel
all-da- y
The boys of the R. O. T. C.
in your College or Fraternity color,
' on 'your
road to success ?
NOTE SIZE
LARGE SIZE
200 Sheets 6i7
100 Sheets 7xl0
Today, one week, marks the beginning of final examinations for the first They are not being Prussianized
perish the thought!
50 Envelopes 3x7H 100 Envelopes 3x6
semester. If, when these tests are over, you receive an PL? sr C on your
dry the skin. Williams Aqua Velvet is a
Sheets are printed in top center with name nnd
There are people who don't undersubjects, will you be able to say that you made that grade yourself or are you
and address in 3 linca with or without college
g
preparation for
use which
stand.
seal or fraternity crest in upper left corner. Engoing to feel as if you ought to go to the classmate who sat next to you Whoever opposes their training today velopes are printed on flaps with name and adconserves the skin's natural moisture. Wind and
If seal
high grade
Wing the examination and thank him or her for "puting you by?"
of the dress.onPaper is sheets, position isBond. center;
Strikes a blow at the life
only
trp
large
weather cannot hurt the face protected by it. By
for small sheets upper left corner. Send $1.00
land.
What is the advantage of cheating? Who profits by it? It is certain
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kill and 4c
or money order for $1.14,
the makers of Williams Shaving Cream. Big
clean-cu- t
them or personal in stamps,$1.24. Printinp in black,
American boosts
check for
at.4he student who induges in Jr'n a practice docs not. He mny receive The
blue, red, purple, irreen or brown ink. Specify
along;
bottle 50c, at all dealers'.
passing grade by borrowing informaion on the subject concerned from his
color of ink and size wanted.
There are benefits he can foresee.
'ghbor's paper but what has he gained? Nothing except a few more
Collegiate Stationery Co.
SHAVING-WILLIAanarchist freak and the paciFOR
Jits toward the obtaining of a college degree which he does not rightly It's the
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fist weak
..serve and which he will not be able justly to represent when he gets out
That would strangle the R. 0.
into the world.
T. C.
v Most students who
cheat on examinations smile to themselves in delight
f
that they are "putting something over" on the "prof." To them he is a dumb You can see the result in the manly
physique;
fool and they consider themselves the cause of making him such. They
In the glance of the clear, steady
never stop to realize that no one is being "cheated" except themselves.
eye;
l'hey are the only losers and if they do not realize this fact at the time it The soldierly tread; the poise of the
will strike them like a thunder-bol- t
in later years.
head;
The bearing that money can't buy.'
The .query now so common to friends and critics of the college "Why
"'do college students fail?" means nothing more than this: "Why do students They learn that true discipline builds
up their lives;
fail to STAY in college?" and the street is equally shortcut in its judgments.
That without it no people are free.
Popular success is economic sufficiency. Academic success is survival. The
again when they
be
Vnt who, in the recurrent crises of his career, is able to get pass marks They'llget heard from
to be men
Es in not being a failure; the fellow on
the street who has or is able
These boys of the R. 0. T. C.
get the price of the latest current folly escapes the same negative brand
no questions asked in either case.
Oh, there's many a lesson not found
in the books!
This man of the street, who knows nothing beyond dollar efficiency and
;
Though you search every book on
enjoys nothing beyond dollar success, is only a bit more pitiable than the boy
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the shelves.
wh'o abandons a possible headhold on real college opportunity for a thin toeAnd the boys who will master the
hold oh a graduation date. The man is older than the boy and ought to know
game we call life
"-better. But the suspicion is thnt these types are even more closely related, in
Are the boys who can master them
uthat both find reason for being in the accepted tradition that a CO per cent
selves.
pass mark is good enough for anybody, anytime, and that anything above this And to drill in the ranks is to leain
level is highbrow frippery and waste of effort.
Decision and patience; theso three.
College students do not fail because they are indifferent to success. They
So we say it again: They are buildfail because they do not know the price of success.
It is very costly and
ing rcnl men.
requires a great amount of expended effort. 'Tis true that many have
In the ranks of the R. 0. T. C.
cheated and bluffed their way to tho very brink of this universal gonl but
riine out of ten of them flop under the unaccustomed strain in taking the last
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Practice for company basketball beand Thursday
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nights and will continue with practwo nights
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Vhy not ,)0 " man of honorable and dependable character, rich in the
it.of knowledge rnther than a bug of hot air which might Burst if the
X becomes too great ? Much better would it be to fnil honorably and be
jtho chance to grasp the subject with a tighter hold on tho second try
anto pass dishonorably and know nothing at all. Try it.

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be announced one week in advance. It
is hoped that each of tho six companies in the regiment will be represented in the tournament, the date of
which will be announced sometime in
the near future. As yet it has not
I may with impunity violate one of the cardinal principles of
been decided whether tho band will
I shall offer to renders of the KERNEL, especially to student put a team into practice, although
renders, two suggestions that seem to me practical, if not practicable. I there is a strong sentiment among the
tjtusfiout (unity because, having two ideas to display, I am none the less band in favor of such action.
.fu'llowcd but one editorial in which to present them.
BjThe first is inspired by our proximity to that dread period when
The Curse of Scotland is tho name
undergo scholastic examinations and instructors attempt with sym-- j applied to tho nine of diamonds. Its
assess the mental value of the individuals under their supervision, exact origin is unknown.

TWO SUGGESTIONS

irrangoment has, for some time, seemed
to me; it throws too
burden of proof in one direction and perhaps too much dissatisfaction
lothcr. Why muy not the situations be balanced by having the students
jjuraged to grade members of the faculty, either for the use of each
head or for certain work in the College of Education? The teachor's
tusiasm for his task, his scholarship, his felicity in presenting his material,
nfluciicc might very well be made subjects for evaluation by the young
Jejwho listen two or more times a week without any serious' way of pnss- U"'iuni upon wuui uioy near.
,it iink of no cogent argument against the plan. If someone objects
;t, tho dignity of tho professors would be impaired by thus hnving them
$utinized, the ready answer is that real dignity is not lessened by normal
umun associations, and that the studont will have no more respect for the
jftgre ineffective instructor than ho will have for the less
one.
jthe plea that students would misjudge or intentionnly injure n teacher,
&cmi return the answer that although one or a few might thus conspire
Itttnck a jvutessor's standing, yet a whole class would scarcely be so unfair,
ntire section graded the instructor low, tho decision would call for nt

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ready. If n part in helping the carlh to nioo
appeals lo you, look for your fulcrum ,iu the
communication art.
A world of possibilities opens up hero for iho
mnn whoso bent is muchnnicnl. Distances hrinlc
because inechnnicul engineers have found how to
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every bit of air out of a repeater
draw
lube. A million telephones aru nutdo and tho
millionth is like the first because mechanical ingenuity has shown tho way. Quantity production
in a great telephone plant calls for constant, im
provement in mechanical tcchiyquo.
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