KENTUCKY

Defying tho high price of railroad
n law fltiulcnt nt Stan- ford University picked up a hearse
at a bargain and took seven of his
irie.ids to their hoire in Los Angeles
to spend tho holidays. The American
Campus.

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State University, Sh6 owns and
crates n small Potato Chip Store. All
morning she takes orders and delivers
them. The only other employee is a
cook who transforms ahout five bushels of potatoes a day into chips.
The
American

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PAGE FIVE
Majors. At South Elkhorn, while
rounding a curve, tho car in which
they wore riding struck a hole, slid
over an embankment, separating tho
main road from a
and over
Hughes, Shulte, Croft and Coons turned.
Damage to the automobile wa
Sustain Slight Injuries at
slight, the top being smashed. The
South Elkhorn When Auto
injured men were brought biffl; in
Goes Over Embankment
Lexington by a resident of .nith
Elkhorn, and were able to go to thnir
NO SERIOUS INJURIES

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ATHLETES
HURT IN WRECK

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Campus.

otato chips are paying tho way of
Pndraic is the Gaelic equivalent of
Erma V. Shrimplin through Ohio the name "Patrick."

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homes.

a saxophone playor; but I threw told
Charles T. "Turkey" Hughe.. Ray
wnter on that by reminding her that Schulte, Lylu Croft, and Tom Coons,
THEY'RE IN SEASON NOW
it isn't youthful ardor that makes rho University of Kentucky athletes, who
Sonic of the things which, as the perfect lover, but experience.
suffered slight injuries the night of
Hickory Corners correspondent would
January 7, 102(5, when tho rar in which
any, have been "tho order of the day"
they were riding on their way to Dansince the Christmas holidays ended
ville to participate in a onskctball
nrc:
game, overturned nt South Elkhorn,
Headaches.
are back in classes this week.
Red noses.
Tho athletes are members of the
Long story (as distinguished from
Dean Boyd Appoints Committee Goldberg independent basketball team
short-storcontests.
to Investigate Workings and and were going to Danville to particiCold weather and colds.
pate in a game with the Danville
CritiForm Constructive
Closed doors.
(By Norman Allen)

"What Molly Did

STUDENTS

STUDY

NO

Gnat Grade Hohtein

The. Record Of A

This wonderful cow was bred and fed by Paul Moritz
of West Bend, Wis. In ourbig herd at the recent National
Dairy Show she won the championship for grade Holstcins
and first prize for cow over four years.
Molly's record for 321 days was 11,904 pounds of milk
and 57 1. q pounds butterfat. The cost of her feed was only
$93 57 ana after paying for the feed Mr. Moritz had a
profit of $171.01.
After the show this cow was sold for $iz.oo. a record
price for a grade cow. Her milk and butter record and also
the price chc brought show that she was well bred and
wisely fed.
This cow and the 06 others in our herd were all fed on a
ration balanced with Corn Gluten Feed. Their records
prove that the largest profits in the milk business arc due
to good breeding and Corn Gluten Feed.
Feed Corn Gluten Feed with your home grown rations
for dairy cows for beef cattle for hogs. Tell us what
materials you arc feeding and we will suggest a good ration
for you.
If you prefer to feed a ready mixed feed be sure to buy
from a manufacturer who uses Corn Gluten Feed as an
singrcdicnt.
Write for Bulletin No. 3. It tells all the facts about The
Champion Herd of Grade Cows and gives the record oftach
one of them.

Associated Corn Products Manufacturer
Feed Ret ear ch Department
Hugh C. Van Pelt, Director
208 South La Salle

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A committee has been appointed by
Dean Paul P. Boyd to make a thorough study and constructive criticism
of tho workings of the Arts and
Science college of this university.
This committee will meet every two
weeks throughout the semester and
work up1 a thorough report on the

subject, carrying out their project
along the following lines: Objects and
Aims, Methods of Instruction, Courses
of Study, Requirements for Graduation,
Personal Relations between
the Faculty and the Student Body,
with a view to giving the students
some part in the various problems.
The committee is composed of seniors appointed by the heads of the
various departments of the Am and
Science College.
The members are:
Pearl Martin, chairman; Catherine
Kincheloc, secretnry; Joe Lee Davis,
J. A. Este,
Margaret Woolridgi,
Lydia Kahnt, Marjorie Morrison,
Christina Shouse, Prances Lee, D. S.
Hughes, S. B. Scott, R. C. Lane, Rice
Green, Ermn Juhl, Grayce Archer, C.
G. Soward, Audrey Slaughter, Suzanne
Snook, Joe Walters, John Dabney,
Frank Alexander, W. P. Blackburn,
Udell Brandenburg, Mary Page Milton, C. M. Charles, Eugenia O'Hara,
Jay S. Stockhardt.

Learn the economy of wearing
Stetson hats. They pay for them'
selves in long service.

than gilded and later,
to be carried about on a pole
jf convenient
length without any
xams to worry about. The lucky
The idea, as worked out by Dean
:at may his nine lives increase!
Boyd, is an entirely new one in this
part of the country, and is calculated
ABOUT EXAMS
to result in a great amount of good to
the university and the student body as
A few of the many things which a whole.
have been disturbing our piece of
please mind your
nind
A Chicago radio station has been
own business are certain and sundry heard in Hobnrt, Tasmania, 9,G70 miles
exams which approach
from Illinois.
This word "exam" is downright
funny, anyhow.
The "am" part, we
are constrained to believe, is a contraction ofa far more expressive
word which is sometimes hoard in
times of stress and quizzes. As for
"ex," it really should make these
things belonging only to the past and
never to the future. Any student will
tell you that.
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"COWBOY" UNDERWOOD
EMMETT CHILES

What a dog's existence I've led
since January 5, Akkie's got nn S. P.;
you know, one of those secret passion
affairs, though why they callit secret
is beyond mo. She's broadcast his
name to the four walls of our esteem
ed dorm, and aung his praises at every
"no parking" sign on the campus.
(Now that every ono knows how much
she's roved, due to the prevalence of
the yellow placards which decorate
our campus, we will proceed). As for
me, I'm so full of Gabriel Addison,
that when the English prof asked
me what Addison wrote tho other day,
replied, "Paradise Regained."
If this burning desire of Akkie's
had only remained burning, it would
not have been so bnd, but, no, she had
to sec it crackle; so she gets out all
the books from "How to Get the Man
you Want" to "A Skin You
to Touch." And, being u modern young
woman, she went after the weak male
with a club and got him. Her motto
vas, "Work, for the Knight is copi- wg."
Achsnh had such a time deciding
vhat game to play. Her book on
"Tricks of a Vampire" said there were
nly two ropes by which to han a
tan ono the "how wonderful and
tror.g string"; the other, "the
"
rope. After giving the mutter
ri'ul study, Akkie chose the latter
.3 beig more unique for her style. She
ouldn't very well pull the "how
r i:g you are" and get by with it, as
' kkio is uo half-fe- d
ilapper. She's
ore of the cornfed variety, in spite
)f ''nt Hall grub.
So she took the unprotected mate
!T his dogs
the other day when bhc
ells him he has figured greatly in her
Hfe, and as he had never picked her
before, it aroused both his curosity
uul his ego. Gosh, the night he culled
ner up and naked her for u date, she
.as that excited that she put on litr

Tie a tin
to
trouble
A TIDY red tin of Prince Albert, to be exact.
in the
There's the. greatest little trouble-chase- r
known world. Smoke P. A. and
choose the nearest exit.
Yes, Sir, P. A. is right there with the Polly-ann- a
stuff. Sunshine, gladness, the light heart,
the bright smile. Because Prince Albert is the
cheeriest, chummiest tobacco diat ever tumbled
pipe-grouch-

mya-ery-

into a briar or corncob.
Smoke P. A.

P. A. It 10U everfwlure in
Mw .A Ii'mi. (MunJ and half.
pound I'm humidors, and
pound crytlai.nlais humidors
lop.
with spoime.inoisleiier
And always with tftry bit
ul bile and parch rerouted by
the I'

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Get a ddy red tin of P. A. today and give
the gate.

pipe-worri- es

gooloshea to go to bed.
Things progresses lovely af'or that;
Akkie used all her antics like it :aid
In "The Art of Wooing, Winniug and
Wedding." As for the flnule, you
know what College Humor says about
when Greek meets Greek. If you
can't figure out that puzzle, what do
they say when one Iioibo barely beats

another? (Word of four letters, beginning with n).
Akkie says Gabriel is a regular
Romeo, even though it sounds like he's

and smile. Cool, comfortable

P. A. Fragrant, friendly P. A. Not a tongue-bit- e
in a ton of it. The Prince
or diroat-parcAlbert process hung the "No Admittance" sign
on Bite and Parch the day the factory opened.

Fringe albert mm
mo
lilt. It
at.

J. IternuiJi

Wlnrtoii-S.ln-

other tobacco is like it!

Tvbttfo
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CLASS

Troop C, to Machine Gun Squadron Cavalry, mot Monday night in
Dicker hall with a class in .automatic
rifle instruction nt the University of
Kentucky, at the invitation of Col. H.
P. Hobbs, commandant. At the meeting a war department film on the
automatic rifle showing its characteristics, functioning and construction,
was released by the class.

MEET EVERY TWO WEEKS

THIS!

Since visiting the latest addition to
the Wildcat lair, wp have arrived at.
the logical conclusion that he is not
hnlf so much of tho recluse as one
would at first bellcvo, but is ready
yea, eager to meet all comers.
The wildest Wildcat is said to have
hailed from Arizona originally, and
to have passed through Harlan, Ky.,
en route to college. All testimony to
the contrary, we suspect, however,
Ihnt ho is a Kentucky mountaineer.
Take the way he spits, for instance.
Just as if he had a generous quid
of "tobaccer" cached fur back in the
lorth-eacorner of his mouth, and as
if he were squirting the "ambeer"
jetween his front teeth. We should-i'- t
be surprised, too, if he hasn't
to start a feud with certain
reshmen who have insulted him by
aughing out loud at his uncouth manors. He may have acquired all these
raits, however, since coming to
so we have no definite claim to

AKKIE'S

UNIVERSITY ORGANIZATIONS

COLLEGE

cisms of A.

Open galoshes.

WILL

CAVALRYMEN

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