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THE KENTUCKY

U. OF K. EDUCATOR
REFUSES DEANSHIP
Dr. WelHnRton Patrick, Head of
University Extension Department, Declines Position At
Morchcad Teachers College.

He Is secretary of the Lexington
club and secretary of the board
of trustees of the University.
Ho has won statewide recognition
in his work at the University, especially with high school week and
other activities which annually bring
hundreds of school students from
throughout the state to Lexington
for "high school week."
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University has n large future and
he finds it difficult to leave until the
work has reached a higher level in its
development, Dr. Patrick said. Kentucky, he says, has developed its
program somewhat in advance
of most of the southern stntcs, but
owing to lack of funds for development it hns not yet reached the point
of development found in most northern states. Dr. Patrick feels that the
development of a forward looking extension program is one of the biggest
problems before the state universities
today.
The extension program at the University has passed through its initial
stage. It has been In operation for
nine years and has succeeded in many
ways in bringing the work of the
University closer to the people and
of making the institution felt in parts
of the state where its influence was
long unknown, he said. There is still
a large work to perform, nnd adequate appropriatipns for this type of
wonc can give to the program un
limited possibilities.

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Just Among Us Girls

High School

Paul Jenkins, of Louisville, who
was graduated from the University
in June with the class of 1026, has
been appointed football and track
coach at Ashland high school for next
year, it was Announced recently by
James. Anderson, head coach of Ash
land teams.
Jenkins was an outstanding athlete
in football and basketball during his
college career, winning letters in both
fields. He was a unanimous choice
for an
baskatball team
during one seMon.
Last year he
played quarterback on the Wildcat
football team and distinguished himself in many of the most important
games on the Blue and White sched
ule. Before entering the University
Jenkins was a star athlete- - at the
Training
Louisville
Manual
high
school.

Wife of Professor
O. B. Jesness Dies
at Pine City, Minn.

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University and Transylvania
Athletic Directors Make
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"they look good." Other coaches at
the meeting were Bernie Shively, Don
Graham and M. E. Potter, director of
intra-murathletics. All made short
talks. Lexingt"" Herald.

Squire Green: "Mandy, after I die,
I wish you would marry
Deacon
The Optimist Club was host to the Brown."
Mandy: "Why so, Hiram?"
coaches of the University and Tran
sylvania College Monday at its reguSquire Green: "Well, the deacon
lar meeting in the Lafayette hotel. trimmed me on a hoss trade once."
meeting was presided over by
The
Sovereign Visitor.
Thomas Underwood, president of the
club.
Birkett Lee Pribble, a member of
the club and freshman football coach
at the University, was introduced by
Bedford Brown, who was in charge of
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HOTtTfltt
the program.
Mr. Pribble, in turn
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introduced his associates at the University, and James A. Elam, of TranTV
sylvania college.
Coach Harry Gamage In a brief
talk, said the University had a "brand
new team this year, the type which
we can tell little about."
Mr
He said
most of the men were coming around
in good shape in early training, but
he made no predictions as to the probable outcome of the season.
Coach 131am, of Transylvania, said
his team was weak on the defense,
as was shown in the game Saturday.
He explained his action of scheduling
the early game by saying that he
wanted his men to have some actual
experience before tackling
Centre
College Saturday, September 22.
Coach Pribble stated that 95 fresh
men were given uniforms today and
that he expected about 25 more men
to report. His only comment was
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Julia Jane Burgess, of Louisa,
former student at the University, died
late Monday at the home of her mother, Mrs. T. D. Burgess, at Louisa, as
the result of bTood polsening which

followed an illness of diphtheria.
Miss Burress. who
m ia
old, attended the University during
1926 and 1927. Last year she attend-c- d
Eastern Kentucky State Teachers'
College at Richmond.
Besides her mother, Miss Burgess
Is survived by her father, Dr.. T. D.
Burcress: onn hrnlhpr. Neil Riimi
and a Bister, Mrs. K. C. Elswick, of
Louisa. Her brother also attended the
University in 1920 and 1927.
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"Considers herself a most exclusive
person, doesn't she?"
,
"My dear, the creature even sings
ducts nlone."

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BROOKLYN, N. Y.
Louise Bergamo, of this city, has decided firmly and finally that there is
no trusting grown persons.
Louise
hns long been told that one gets baby
brothers nnd sisters nt tho 5- - and
store.
Now Louise has been eager for
years to have an infant at her home,
so she decided to save her pennies
and buy one.
It was just her luck, however, when
she passed a certain 5 and 10 the
other day not to have a cent in her
pocket. And there was an unusually
fine display of babies In front of the
store, too. She looked over them all.
Some were too small, some had wrirw
kled noses, some were too large, one
was black, and some were too tiny
and
But there was one to whose perambulator Louise returned again and
again, trying to make up her mind.
Here was a baby just exactly right.
Why not, thought Louise, take this
baby on approval?
Things were
bought that way sometimes.
Five minutes later Mrs. Fannie
Merrln emerged from the Btore with
arms full of bundles. She looked into
the perambulator where she had loft
her
Selma. Then she
screamed.
Selma was kidnapped!
Shedding bundles right and left in,
panic, Mrs. Merrin ran until she
found a policeman.
The policeman found several detec
tives, and the mother and' officers set
out on a search. One hour later Mrs.
Merrin screamed again. She pointed
to a bench where a
girl
sat fondling her Selma, laughing and
gurgling.
Mrs. Merrin pounced upon
the babe and snatched it from the
child's arms. Now Louise has lost all
faith in the stories of grownups.

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Short Street
Lexington, Ky.

133 W.

in the

Mrs. O. B. Jesness. wife of Dr. O.
Jesness. until recently head of the
department of markets and rural fiin-anof the experiment station and
College of Education of the Univer-sitdied this sununer at Pine City,
Minn., where she had been in a snna.
torium for several months, according
to a message received by Prof. E. M.
Johnson, of the College of Agriculture. Dr. Jesness was called to her
bedside two weeks before her death.
The funeral was held at Fulda.
Minn.. Besides her husband, she
leaves a small son. her mother, a sis- ter, and two brothers, all living in
Minnesota.
Dr. and Mrs. Jesness lived at 121
Waller avenue until a vear atro when
he was granted a leave of absence
by the University to Btudy at the University of Minnesota where he has
accepted a position for next year.
B.

Nob many

in

"Five-and-Ten- ,"

rosiiion witn Ashland

Dr. Wellington Patrick, hend of
the extension department of the University of Kentucky, nnd widely
known educator, September 10 declined the offer of the dcanship of Morc-hen- d
Stnto Teachers' CoUcrc and will
retain his po3t at the University.
Since the offer of dean of the normal school was made to Dr. Patrick
some days ago, educators of the state,
organizations with which Dr. Patrick
is associated and his friends throughout Kentucky have been awaiting his
decision.
In n statement to a reporter, Dr.
Patrick indicated thnUhc had communicated with President Frank L.
of the University, who had expressed hope that Dr. Patrick would
remain nt the University.
He also
stated that ho had indicated to President Button that family reasons constituted a factor in making the decision to remain here.
Would Preserve Falls
Dr. Patrick is president of the Fayette county chapter, Iznak Walton
League of America, and has been actively interested in the preservation
On the stage of life the leading lady
of Cumberland Falls as a State park. is usually the cook.

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Paul Jenkins Gets
Babies Not on Sale
Former Student
Coaching Position
At
Dies at Louisa
Girl, 9, Discovers
Former Wildcat Star Accepts
Miss

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