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ARE rROFS "NUTS"?

tucky boasts of having a mens" glee
club. It is extremely regretful to be
compelled to state, however, that
the University glee club Is little
known among the people of the
commonwealth, and even to students of the University itself.
The trouble lies mostly in the
organization and supervision of the
musical organization Itself. There
are no requirements necessary to
become a member of the group. So
long as the candidate is able to
carry a tune and sing a scale, he
Is allowed to enlist In the ranks of
those who should be the key men
about closer alumni
In bringing
associations and the establishment
of goodwill and prominence of the
University throughout the common
wealth and surrounding states.
With such an untalented person
nel. It takes the director double
the usual amount of time to Instill
even mediocre Interpretations of
choral renditions the average glee
club patron likes to hear. What is
to be done about It?
First, a strict set of entrance
rules must be made; no glee club
in the country that is prominent
today does not operate minus rigid
rules for entrance. Second, the Job
as director should be given to some
competent individual who Is not ex
crssively burdened with the main
tenance of so large portion of the
music department. Professor Lamp
ert has done the best to be expect
ed under the circumstances. He has
worked as hard with the glee club
as his other duties would allow.
Combine the fact that he is busy
with other duties along with the
fact that he is working with a little experienced group of young men
regarding vocal, or even ' instrumental training, and we readily see
that we are expecting the impossible.
With the somewhat meager backing given the Men's Glee club the
University, and with little responsibility of its being increased in the
near future, only part of the needed
revision can be brought about immediately.
Men petitioning
for
membership in the club should be
required to have had at least two
years of some musical training
Upon giving the audition, a committee composed of the three ranking members of the music depart
ment, or of local vocal teachers
should be called upon to decide the
capabilities of the candidate to
function in the glee club.
The University of Kentucky is in
dire need of means to spread good
will and advertisement
among the
people qf the state. They have
shown this interest in such man
euvers by the establishment of the
Committee of 240. Why not con
scientiously and Intelligently re
vise the Men's Glee club? It is
here that one will find the most
powerful advertising medium and
conveyance of good will if maintained and supported in the prop

Perhaps wo ore plunalng ourselves Into a soothing caldron when
we attempt to boll out a pertinent
answer to this Impertinent question: Are college professors "nuts"?
But, because this charge has been
made, ve leel Justified In present
ing student opinion on the matter.
It Is also hoped that by this means
we may reawaken the interest,
which appears to bo doziiiR. of the
faculty in our editorial columns.
First, we must determine whether
we, whose association
with our
teachers is only In the classroom at
Infrequent periods, are qualified to
sit in Judgment on the case before
us. A Judge should be impartial
unprejudiced,
honest; he should
know and understand all facts pertaining to both sides. Certainly we
are not fitted to criticize any man's
private life, and therefore we con
fine our observations to evidence
in the classrooms alone, which may
or may not absolve our professors
of the charge.
Professors are listed according to
their eccentricities, as: the slave- driver, who tries to force learning
upon us; the altruist, whose hon
eyed attitude of Idealism Is a trifle
too sweet; the wit, who thrusts his
little spear at the slightest provocation; the reminiscer, that gentleman who glories In recounting his
boyhood pranks; the mildewed Romeo, whose feeble fatherly flattery
falls on foolish flappers.
Then there is the prof who is
burdened by wisdom; the crooner,
g
whose
monotones produce slumberous results; the temperamental satellite, that Individual
who flashes brilliantly but not consistently; the cynic, for whom everything and everybody is meat for
his chopper; the model, from whom
we learn just how the wrong things
should be done correctly; the egotist, who by example teaches us not
to brag about ourselves; and, of
course, there is that lovable old
fellow, the absent-minde- d
professor.
Certain of our instructors have er manner.
been accused of dwelling to excess
upon their own particular subject, INDIA'S INDEPENDENCE
without variance; others are likeBringing to a close the most ex
wise censured for presenting scraps haustive
examination of proposed
of information concerning
every constitutional changes ever underpossible topic. A few of them have
taken by the British Empire, the
been called "sissies," while several joint parliamentary committee on
are rated as tyrants; many attempt Indian reforms advocated an
to be domineering and a small
federation comprised of
number succeed. There are on this
units in its report made
campus dapper dandies but for the
public Wednesday.
most part our teachers remain enThe report advocates but a few
tirely Inconspiclous in their dress.
of the many reforms that the leadTaken all in all, our professors ers of India maintain are essential
are a queer lot but they have de- for
It is virtual
served that privilege; what would self rule with "safe guards." This is,
a teacher be like without those
in other words, still reserving conbehind his spectacles? trol by the Viceroy over such vital
Would we students feel at ease in questions as defense, and external
a classroom over which a faultless relations. The Viceroy in turn is
pedagogue held sway?
No; so directly responsible to the British
with all their singular traits, guilEmpire.
ty as they may be of the charges
While the reforms that are adplaced against them, we hereby
vocated In the report are the bare
dismiss the defendants in the case.
essentials of the demands of the
sing-son-

The "Eastern Question" of the
last hundred years Is not settled
but will come closer to solution If
India will accept these changes and
continue its verbal battle for more

SCANDAL
SNICKERINGS
ly

later.

MARTHA BITTNF.R

and DON MrGlRK

Our erstwhile friend Olrdler has
deserted us for all the weeks to
come; so we have condescended to
do our share In aiding Cameron,
and with the help of the whole
student body we have gathered
some
dirt. Here 'TIs.

STUDENT
OPINION
Dear Editor:
I read your editorial on World
Peace. May I express my views
toward war.
When Bill (which I call myself)
bade entrance to this U. of K.. he
was told with exactness and somewhat gruffness that Military would
be taken or else.
When Bill asked why, he was given another gmfl disguised as a response.
Bill is the average college student
who is striving to learn the whereabouts and wherefores of various
things.
Bill can see no reason why he
should be compelled to take Military except that he must prepare
himself to defend the financial interests of the United States in
foreign countries.
Bill realizes that Jonnie Dee, Ann
D. Mellon, and a few others would
suffer gTeat financial losses should
the United States' financial interest
in foreign countries be tampered
with. So on. on, to war. Let the
motto be, "Oil In every home; aluminum in every kitchen."
Bill regrets that he cares not
whether oil gets in every home or
aluminum in every kitchen. So at
next semester's registration if you
see some one dressed in typical
Quaker fashion, it will be Bill. If
you stand close enough you will
hear him say, "I will continue studies at the U. of K. without benefit
(?) of Military or else.
Sincerely,

Mary Lally and Ocorgla Valentine Turnlpseed. the perpetual
pledges, were given a key by the
Maxwell street lodge last Thursday
night. They were seen in the Phi
Delt annex talking with their hands
and making signs to Kay Bill Smith
and Delt Johnny Staples because
they were on Rilcnce we like them
on silence, especially Turnlpseed.
ATO Bill Headly Heath says he
graduate with the present
freshman class if he passes in everything.
will

Kappa Ida Greenleaf says she
hasn't met one intelligent person
since entering school. Speaks well
for your sisters, Idal Might I add
that Bill Got t.snail's newest is this
sophisticated

Vassarette.

Looks like Phi Delt Joe Scholtz's
bubbles are bursting, namely: Ann
Cooper and Mary Thurber of Louisville and least of all Kappa Sarah
Slack.
Chio Alice Guerrant's father told
Phi Delt Charlie Barr that he had
a shotgun that had been handed
down in the family from wedding
to wedding. Methinks that Erwtn
.
Faber will get it in the

Delt Jack McConnell's
family
have met Tri Delt Margaret Hum- changes made according to Jack
Plans are being made by the family
of Anchorage to meet Kappa Jane
L. W.
P. S Why not conduct a poll of the Henderson. Luck to you, Janet
students of the U. of K. Get their
News Bulletin
opinion of war and peace.
Helen Rich says Patterson hall
doesn't need a newspaper as long
as she s tnere.

JEST AMONG US
Consider the sad plight of the
student who, minus hat and coat,
dashed from McVey hall to Frazee
hall In the downpour of rain, arriving drenched and exhausted to
find on the blackboard "CLASS
DISMISSED"!

At the hospital Friday night
while sister Polly was being sewed
up after the wreck, Brother Bill
Dawson was heard singin' "Lost in
a Fog." There's no stoppin' Polly
Dawson. Hospital attaches put Pol
ly on the first floor and Lou Hen
negan on the third. So Polly desig
nated Jean Nagel as the little messenger of sunshine.
As a result
Jean is looking a bit peaked and
has lost quite a bit of weight. By
the way, Jean was all agog when
she got long distance call from Ed
Johnson in Hazard.

Gangsters, bootleggers, gunmen,
robbers, politicians,
all have a
chance at redemption but how
Could Frank LeBus be trying to
about the chronic crooner?
beat Jake Flnley's time with Mary
Andrews Persons? Frank and his
We wondered what had been its attractive date wjere billing and
cooing like love
fate so now we are delighted to Saturday night. birds at the dance
hear that the Student Union building campaign is once more being
Kappa Edith Reager was so ex
cited the other night when she
revived.
had a date with Sig AIT George
Tullock
when leaving the house
Too bad the football team can- for the that
show she forgot her hat
not accept Centre's kind invitation and coat. 1)1 bet she had her
to watch them beat Mercer; our pocketbook. Some power, George!
boys could pick up some valuable
Tommy Nichols has lately repointers on how the game should be
ceived the name of BROTHER
played.
Preston. The Tri Delts can't decide

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Bob Heidrlck was put to no little
The best bet of the year, meanInconvenience after the dance being Orey LeBus, has gone to col- cause he lost the key to his room
lege on us too bad. he was a nice It seems he had to climb in through
chap.
the window and that said window
fell on his neck before he could
Franklin Dryden is losing ground hoist his body through the opening.
on the University campus because
a little gal from Paris has him
Kentucky's own answer to a mai"hooked." His pal. Billy Blake, told den's prayer, (Doug Parrlsh) had a
this, so It must be true.
date with Lois Lilly last week.
Somewhere outside of Athens.
Dudley Murphy. Phi Sig. called up Doug's wonder car broke down and
two Chios Tuesday nlftht and after great deliberation and delay
handed each one the same line. In- they were forced to drive home
cidentally, the girls are room mates without lights. Lois was Indignant
and It was plenty tough on Dud.
and Doug is under a cloud of suspicion. Could it have been a trick?
The touchdown twins. Hay and
Johnson,
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alternately on
The theme song at the Phi Delt
Scotty Chambers when she was ill house this week is "Frankie and
this week. Running mates of the Johnny"
(Frank LeBus has been
football team, brothers Jn the Big buying all the turpentine In town.)
Alf fraternity, and partners in love.
What a combination.
Will Louise Johnson desert her
friends for the warmer clime
Surprise!!
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Kentucky's
rugged
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there are three "Bond" salesmen.
Yes, it is none other than
Wagner.
Mr. Whit "Pan Hellenic" Oood-win- 's
latest is Kappa pleb Midge
Tri Delt Kitty Hunter Is the Wheeler. But 'tis said he can't do
proud possessor of Bill Lowry's Pi any good on account of his shady
Kap pin. Congrats, Bill!
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Midge's latest is SAE Oene Bryant.
Joe Huddleston has the pictures
of seven girls in his room. Can
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As do the majority of the unithem. India is unfitted economversities and colleges throughout ically to battle England any lunger
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