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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

Pajre Two
full support, and Wallace Mulr, that
most ardent of Kentucky supporters whom we all know, has been
PUBLISHED ON TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS
tireless In his efforts to help In
MrmbeT
every way possible.
Lflnlon Board o! Commerce
In today's issue we have a list
National Collrr? Prra Association
concerns who
Kfnlurky Intrrollfulat PrrM Association of those persons and
already have contributed In considInUrnatlotml Jnr Bcrvlre
erable amounts to the Grants In
A member of the Mn)or Collfw
rrprwntrd by A. J. NorrU Hill Co., Aids fund. We wish to thank them
IM B.
nd St., Nrw York City; 12S W. heartily as well as the members
MadlMtn St., ChlcKiro; 1004 Jnd Ave., Seatof the committee.

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realize,
and consequently fall to show our
gratitude, for the actual time,
money, and energy expended In the
interest of the University, and
therefore of the students of the
University, by a number of Indi
viduals, some of whom are not even
alumni of the institution. These
persons have no thought of gaining
anything for themselves by this
work except the pleasure of feeling
that they are doing something
worthwhile.
There is little sense In being ab-toa U! subject of offering
se Individuals;
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for
it iv ...
icy do not have any
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that their names
U UUoli.
the public, The
Kernel, speaking for the student
body, believes that they deserve
what recognition we can give them
for their work.
A committee appointed from the
members of the Lexington Board
of Commerce has given a considerable amount of time recently to soliciting tor the University Grants in
Aid fund, besides contributing
heavily to It themselves. The men
who lhave worked, and are still
working on this committee, are
Everett Milward, a U. K. graduate
of a few years ago, chairman of
the committee, Wash Reed, president of the Lexington Utilities,
Fred Wachs, managing editor of
The Lexington Leader, Collis Ringo,
of Angeluccl and Ringo, and B. L.
Pribble, freshman coach. Besides
these, Ed Wilder, secretary of the
Board of Commerce, has given his

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Delt T. C. Endicott recently paid
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statue failed to stand up when he
passed It with one of his feminine
admirers.

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MAIN STREET

quoted when she talks about the
higher-up- s
in governmental affairs..
Drop in and see the murals in
hall. . .They're like a game,
you have to figure them out... Bide
glance at Art Muth placid.
Situation: One of them forms the
neucleus for the entire quadrangle.
He's the center, and two girls are
his trouble, so his pal and side kick
has to double. One of the girls doesn't mind, but It's plenty hard on
the other. You figure It out.

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Several persons have asked us
why we do not devulge our name
y
to a wondering public; well, we
living as much as anyone.

Opp. Court House

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Wateh Out, Miwy!
The red, white and blue will be
Ood gave women a sense of humTls rumored that Tridelt Catherseen on Stoll field tomorrow, but
or so
they could love men
A TACTFUL REWARD
quite obviously the spirit of "76 will ine Cole, the little cupcake from rather that laugh
than
at them.
t
Tennessee and roommate of
organization, no matter
An
be lacking.
Craddock, thinks Bill Edmay beand independent it
monds, the Pampas King, is rather
come, can not afford to neglect risIntelligence tests are given fresh keen. . . . What about It, Cole?
to Its per- men students; the same tests should
a
ing occasions of reward
sonnel. In many types of estab- be given when they are graduated
He Won't Tell
lishment, such an oversight would to determine Just how much they
Many persons
are wondering
By LORRAINE LEPERE
where Warfield Donahue obtained
be costly, and realizing this fact, have regressed.
the title "Lord."
they have conscientiously worked
a
The attractive window displays of
to offset such a condition.
The Turnlpsred Again
the downtown merchants In conGeorgia Turnipseed was escorted nection with the Auburn game were
What better symbol of appreciato Saturday's game by 14 Phidelts. a big help to the Wildcats. Satistion for loyalty and cooperation
When they arrived at Stoll faction of some sort ought to come
oculd the university offer to housefield. . . . Well Turnip had forgotto these business men after the vicmothers, dormitory matrons, and
ten her ticket book.
tory on Stoll field Saturday. Howpersonnel officials than by
similar
ever, when you need decorations
By CAMERON V. COFFMAN
the presentment of tickets to all
Sigmaky Bill Swisshelm received Is at Homecoming time, and since
us on
athletic events? These individuals
a telephone call after eleven o'clock the alums will be with game, the
let's
Tuesday night from Tridelt pleb-ett- e, occasion of the Alabama
are the one group among the Unl-- I
The Gal With the Rose
Virginia Kendrlck. . . . Also. . . i hope they turn on again.
Sarah Whittinghlll it is. . . . Her
versity's organizations who we know
game,
Speaking of the Aubum
Sigmaky
would consider such a move an ex- unusual ability, her congenial tern sheepish Howard James looks very the first real cheering I have heard
when you refer to a cerperament and her accomplishments
at any time where the Wildcat
tremely considerate and generous
have made her an outstanding fig tain telephone call to him. . . . Ask fans were making an attempt to be
gesture.
htm. . . . then watch him.
ure on the campus.
heard was done last Saturday. From
These persons earnestly strive to
the top of the stadium they soundWho Wat She, Algie?
do their duty. One of the prereKeepin' the Home Fires Burned great, and I have no doubt but
ing, J. D?
quisites is that they be Interested in
Leslie "Algie" Scott finally broke that a mighty echo could be heard
over in the opposite stands. If this
KA J. D. Haggard was sighted his long bachelor spell and atall affairs of campus life. Many
keeps up, we'll have some school
very
of them go to all games regardless very late Saturday night (or non- tended the theatre Tuesday night spirit.
early Sunday morning), as he
with a femme. . . . Shame on you.
of cost, while others find that their chalantly piled leaves on a small Algie.
A freshman told me not long ago
salaries do not stand such a drain fire in the middle of Waller avethat the upperclassmen of the University were the most Indifferent
on them. Why not let the gift of nue.
An Investigation revealed
Helpln' Him Hold His Honey,
he had ever come In contact with.
a ticket to all games serve as a that Sarah Slack spent the night
Martha?
"Sure," he said, "If I go around to
with Betty Boyd. . . , Now draw
token of appreciation and good will your own
Tridelt Martha Blttner has the my fraternity house and make a
conclusion, mis amlgos,
toward them and. In turn, urge
But Just what sacrifices won't Interest of her sisters at heart. .. . crack like that, they'll beat me, but
This fact was proved Tuesday aft- that doesn't help when It comes
them to maintain an efficiency at a man make for a woman?
ernoon when she let Phidelt Louis time to show a little spirit."
I
their Jobs?
Finlcy have her car to take his shouldn't doubt but that the kid's
According to some of his Sigmaky courtee, Anna Bain Hillenmeyer, right. After all, the freshmen learn
brothers,
Howard Smathers has for a tour.
from the rest of us. What they pick
JOIN THE K.E.A.
come rapidly to the political front
up Is our fault.
Every member of the University since the departure of Bus "Boss"
How Murh Did It Cost, Bill?
It was surprising to And so little
staff has been urged to become a Veager. . . . Our Sigmaky friend
We read in one of the downtown hilarity at the SuKy dance, since
part of the Kentucky Education As- now carries the moniker "Bus". . . . papers
where ATO Bill Heath has Saturday was so cold. Many of the
fans resort to a kind of interior
sociation, an organization of all per- His ensemble needs only a derby, a purchased a share in the municispats, a diamond tie stud
heating system that peps them up
sons engaged in educational work pair of
pality of Lexington.
and a cigar to make his "race track"
to the point that they're either right
throughout the state. Since the suit the real thing.
Jovial or right something else.
Mary Ford "Greta" Offutt is conUniversity is the largest publicly
Splinters Bromo Sulzer, the D.U.
fessing again. . . . She fays she Is from DePauw, believes In geology
supported institution in Kentucky,
How About It, Betty?
heading for Auburn. . . . Her reason, as a hobby. . .Coffman has been hidWe hear that Chio pleb, Betty
it should play a prominent role in
we understand. Is an aeronautical ing, but he came out in the open
membership and activities of the Jackson, thinks Delt Reg Rice Is engineer.
Monday and played a good hand of
right nifty.
K. E. A.
Membership In the association Is
Maybe We Can Book You At the
SEIBERLING TIRES
EXIDE BATTERIES
not limited to those who teach
Next World's Fair, Phil
Word oomes to us that Sally
in public schools, nor even to those
TAYLOR TIRE COMPANY
engaged In the training of teachers. Rand has a new competitor on the
Service
Ashland 2030
All members of the faculty and campus. . . . His name Phil Ardery.
VINE AT SOUTHEASTERN
. . . . His costume
a towel, a derby
staff of the University are eligible and a necktie. . , . The place the
to Join.
Phldelt lodge. . . . The spectators
At all times the Kentucky EduNever mind. . . . Find out for yourAsk Phil, he'll tell you. . . .
cation association sponsors move- self
ments designated for the better- Maybe.
ment of the entire educational sysAlphagara Lil Smith says that
tem. Its work in the past has been Delt Bill Jacobs can explain why
noteworthy, and much of the legis- her nose is sore. . . , Cam you, Bill?
lation proposed by the body, parWord has arrived on the Q. T.
ticularly revenue legislation, has dithat Frank Dailey has deserted the
rectly benefitted the University.
cute Edith Reager and
now
It is hoped that all who have not camping on the doorstep ofis Wanyet done so, will take advantage of da Berry, new Tridelt promisee. . . .
the opportunity to enroll now. If
a large percentage of the staff takes What's On Your Mind, Anna Bain?
Doctor Best was calling the roll
membership, the more convincing
In sociology class. . . . Everyone was
will be the evidence of the University's support of constructive school making his presence known by the
usual sign.
He called Anna
legislation. Our school should have Bain Hillenmeyer'8 name. . . . Sudadequate representation within the denly this petite Tridelt came to
life and casually remarked, "By."
K. E. A.

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contract. .Thin bird McNash U really getting a hand, he deserves It...
A note from an alum In Alabama
says that we spend too much time
talking about each other here at
school and that our degrees don't
mean what they used to. .8ag Kash,
one of the old guards, Is back with
us again. . . Take some time of and
read Uncle Enoch's "Paragraphs."
Dick Chauvet values his you'll gee a side of him you never
pin at exactly 122.50. . . . knew. . . That anchor the band efhow do you place this fected was mighty good . . Doctor
Cole definitely does not want to be
Dick?

A Real Messed Event
Mr. and Mrs. Jack,Smlth have become the proud parent of a baby
girl. . . . "Papa" Smith, who was
a Sigmaky here in recent years,
was formerly national "C" class outboard motorboat racing champion.
. . . . Congrats,
Jack, Where's our
cigars?

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LKXINOTON

"SUNNY"

The KA lodge has been sending
out two 8. O. 8. signals during the
last week. . . . One for the immortal
beer keg that some one had the
audacity to lift from the front
room of their dwelling. . . , The oth-t- -r
signal is for Brother Jimmy
He waa last sighted
O'Brien.
We always have been taught to In Cincinnati sometime during the
week. . . . Our guess for hl3
be kind and to like animals, and last
sudden departure is an attractive
now how we do love to hear our little brunette by the name of Etta
nelRhbor's little dog howl all night! McCall.

Since the fence has been stretch
ed across the west lawn of the
campus, our colored brethren from
over the way can now enjoy their
little game of football without In
terruptlon from us students.

Friday, November 2, 1934

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