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4 > Image 4 of The Kentucky Kernel, March 27, 1919

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL PAGE 4 University. THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is the official newspaper of the subscribers all the college sews It is issued with a view of furnishing to its concerning the of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest Universities of other States and Canada. EDITORIAL 8TAFP Frances McClure. F Editor Assistant Editor Associate Editor Squlrrel Food Feature Edltor Military Editor Ed,tor SDortin Editor Home Economics Patterson Hall Philosophlan Law Engineering M.n.ilna Marsh, Margaret REPORTERS. Smith, Roberta Why cut old campus Into strips, When 'twas once so clean and neat? BEAUTIFY THE CAMPUS. "Co-Ed- " club nor now-grace- UMCRIPTION, ONE DOLLAR A YEAR. FIVE CENTt A COPY mail matter. Entered at Lexington Postofflce as second-clas- s EDITOR-IN-CHIE- My gal is not Congratulations, Dr. Patterson, The Kernel, on behalf of the entire student body, extends hearty congratulations to you on your eighty-sixt- h birthday. We wish you many happy returns of Wednesday, March 26. birthday. Perhaps you spent She don't pull this baby talk, It was your eighty-sixt- h in your comfortable chair, recalling birthdays But heavens above, it sitting of years gone by when, younger and more active, you were Just see her work in the parlor, Oh, boy, how she can love. laying up the laurels with which your advanced age is Perhaps, like the young-ol- d man that you are, emethlnf Less. you were looking into the future, seeing birthdays that are to come. The sign In the Versailles cemetery. Each birthday with its coming makes us realize all the "Put all Trash In Boxes," certainly more what you have done for education in Kentuckv. for makes us wonder how it Is that that former, present and future students in the University of Woodford county Marine, who grace Kentucky. During the remainder of your life you' will be our company so beautifully, has esvenerated by Kentucky students; you will be regarded as caped this long. the Grand Old Man of the University of Kentucky. When you have passed to your reward, their love and admiration A Cry For Freedom. will be none the less and the reverence and esteem with Why walk on the grass folks, which they hold your memory will be manifold. When walks are made for feet? Published every Thursday thraout the College year by the student body of the University of Kentucky, for the benefit of the students, alumni and faculty of the institution. THORNTON CONNELL Charles Planck Miss Eliza Spurrier Miss Eliza Plggott Lee McClain Frederick Jackson Robt.J. Ralble Donald Dinning Miss Mildred Graham Miss Austin Lilly Miss Virginia Helm Mllrter Miss Louise Will Cecil Heavrln N. D. Witt Adele Slade smart nor cute; pretty She can't dance or skate, She ain't clever, 'gay or witty, Her lines may be out of date. GOD SPEED. THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Among good things in store for the University of Please leave it like it uster be; Kentucky is beautification of the campus. The Kernel is Don't change its looks o please. absolutely certain, that given time, our campus will attain Don't move a shrub, a twig, a bush. beauty. Comprehensive and complete plans have been And care for all the trees. drawn up concerning changes that are to be made on the r, campus. We do not think it amiss, however, to publish a Please don't forget us few student views on the subject. Who claim our "campus" class; To begin with there is that unsightly swamp. The So why not live and let live, Kernel, on behalf of the students, appeals for the imme- And don't forget the grass. diate obliteration of that repulsive hole in the northeast corner of the campus. It is nothing less than pnlWtfno- Judge You wish a divorce, madame place for filthy water, dirty mire, tin cans and cats that and on what grounds? U Tn iv nave passeul nence. r urinermore, is probably harbors disThe Mrs. Intemperance and neglect ease germs. It is an eyesore to students, professors and yeronner. townspeople. It is unsanitary. Judge Proceed with your testimony. Then there is that immense pile of coal to the rear of The Mrs. Well, yeronner, my husthe armory, in plain view from the steps of the Main band absolutely ignores his family. Building. It has been bored into from all sides by ferret- He spends his wages on nut sundaes ing janitors and furnace tenders. In fao.t. lnnkm away east from the steps of the Main Building one sees what and I can't keep himparlors. from those accursed ice cream ""6"" tacii uy uic uiiimuaieu to De me uacK yard oi a Judge Petition granted. factory. The Kernel does not place the fault for the Uni versity s unsigntly pile of black diamond on anyone's onuuiuers since tnere was more tnan likely no place to STROLLERS ENTERTAIN store it. It does, on the other hand, mnkp tlm that the coal be used or moved as soon as possible and uiau ueiure tnere is anotner mine started at the back end 27 HEW MEMBERS of the armory there be a shed Imilt tn onvr if Considering the gratifying things that have been ac- . iU POmnllsnPn in en cVi nvf fi'mo j t wiein tne reclamation Frazier and Gay Please A i the oi ltf Mam Buildmff. the Kernel hnnps riii be a small army of workers beautifying the campus, now With Readings; Honorary Members Added to Club ou iciggcu lulling anu unKempt. Roll has-been- NoteB Blackburn .and Margaret - BUSINESS STAFF Edwin T. Tapscott J. P. Barnes and Carl Denker Business Manager Assistant Business Managers WORLD FELLOWSHIP. At the Student Volunteer Conference held at North-fiel- d in January of last year, representatives from the institutions of higher learning in all parts of the United States and Canada faced the changed world situation. They saw that it was a world of intensified need and heightened opportunity that spread out before them and they concluded that in an extraordinary time they should attempt an extraordinary thing. They decided that they would call on their fellow students, who had the opportunities of college education to help in the founding of world democracy. With enthusiasm they carried back to their institutions a large and a challenging program, Included in that program was the undertaking to raise at least half a million dollars during the academic year of 1918 and 1919 for education and relief of the entire world. These are not the days in which to make easy demands of serious minded people, provided the cause contributes to the making of a new and better world. In that part of our duty which has laid in warring against the forces of oppression, each of us claimed his share. To many of our students at Kentucky the opportunity was given of going overseas. Many of the others trained and were willing to go when the call came. All claimed the privilege of serving in our common, cause for tne weiiare oi tne worm, some oi us aia our on m one way and some in another. When we were asked to give our share for the United War Work we did it with a ven- gence and oversubscribed 121 per cent. We now consider that the war is over and some of us teel that we have d our tasks, but the war is not over. The vices which brought about the war are still with us and must be fought and conquered and died for as their concrete iorms were fought and conquered and died for. We have a new world and a new opportunity to kill the enemies of mankind so that in the future the world may be safe to live in and for our children to live in. We must say gratefully, "thank God, the war is over," but we must also say with Mr. J. Lovell Murray, "thank God we hn-ish- can now go ahead." The immediate task of bayonet and shrapnel is over, but the fight is still on. Shall we, as a University unit, do our bit in this campaign to make the world safe? Shall we respond as we always have when the call has come or shall we be slackers in this great fight to lay the foundation for permanent peace? This money is to go into Armenia for relief; into South America and into India for the happiness of boys and girls of our own age who should be given opportunities that we are enjoying. Shall our students share their privilege with the needier students of the world? If we measure up to our possibilities, educational America will do a handsome thing for her sisters across the seas. "Students of America for the Students of the World." I ... 1 ono-mae- ! tw OTIR1RMI FOOD The Kernel's Koachman observes that "When some people talk its a waste of time to yawn." Prom the "bloom of the Drug Store" "pretty things" cheeks, it is a wonder that more of these young bloods don't die of painters' colic. on some of the The The The The fewer the graments. girls put on'em longer it takes dear things to don'em. Hold Your Breath. "That boy kissed me last night." "Th,at is outrageous. Did you sit on him?" "I did." (Widow.) "What in the world are you doing at a trouser sale, Mildred? Women are not wearing trousers." It's easy enough to be cheerful "Not yet. But still well anyhow, I'm When you've men at your beck and just looking around. call, But the girl worth while Some of these Amazonians from Patt Is the girl with a smile Hall could easily Bet a new record at When there ain't no men at all. the field meet, in hammer throwing, Judging from the way they hurl the From the way some of these chaps old knocker at their contemporaries. are showing up on the diamond, they should be made to pay 5 to see them A number of these chaps out for selves play in one game instead of baseball won't be able to bat around make each of us pay $5 for college ac .400 If they continue to "bat" around. tivities. On Her Mind. The Strollers entertained last Friday afternoon in the Journalism rooms in honor of the new members of the society. After an informal reception and pledging of young Strollers with the colors of the organization, lavender and gold, a short program was given. Two old Strollers, Emery Frazier and Gus. Oay, read selections that easily proved their talent. Prof. Mabie, who was made an honorary member described the '19 play, "Under Cover," and prophesied its success with the fine material of the society under profeslsonal coaching. Mr. Creech ended the program with a short speech of appreciation of Prof. Enoch Orehan's service in past years. Refreshments, sandwiches and coffee were served, Miss Margaret M'Laugh-li- n and Mr. Qrehan, as honorary Strollers, were guests of the afternoon. The new members of the society who were recently selected are: Auryne E. Bell, Margaret Smith, Lougenia Billings, Angle Hill, Duane Rogers, Frances Marsh, Lorraine West, Margaret Harbison, Nancy Smock, Carlisle Chenault, Anna Nelson, Belle Sale, J. Burton Prewitt, Mary Heron, Ella Brown, W. J. Moore, Mary Elizabeth. Davis, Donald Dinning, Evelyn Thom as, Henrietta Bedford, Elizabeth Rob inson, Mary Elizabeth James, Allene Fratmann, Clarence Swearlngen, Mlna White, Fannie Heller.