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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

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with Thomas L. Riley
(Continued from Page One)
(Continued from Page Five)
is an outstanding feature of
the first issue and is one that would Barrymore appeared ln the silent
credit any magazine of the Moon
picture as well as the talking entershiner type. And If any further prise which retains the original title.
commendation
of the artists Is The new "Moby Dick" opens at the
needed, the cartoons speak for Ben All Sunday and, from advance
themselves.
reports, it is far superior to its pre
Among the many features in the decessor. A distinctive advantage, in
new publication, "The Drunken our opinion is found in Joan Bennett
Haven," by James Jones, an un- who plays the principal feminine role
usual and clever parody on Edgar in "Moby Dick". Much has been
Allen Poc's poem, "The Raven," de
By WILLIAM AKDEKY
written and said concerning the
serves praise for its originality. Tom acting ability of the younger Bar
Riley, The Kernel dramatic oritic, rymore and any praise we add here
pleases his fans with a new feature
accord with everyone else
Aftcr looking over all the rush-wor- n entitled Bookshlnes, in which he is only ln expressed a view. Barry- who has
little girls, it is indeed refresh- reaches astounding literary heights more is undoubtedly one of the fining to note that Virginia Doughtcry, through a series of reviews of popu- est actors of our time. You will ensejoy this romantic talc of the days
member of Pi Phi sorority, remains lar novels. Barbed Manuals, a
ries of verse allegedly containing
happy and carefree. We bet a pair ,n 'dirt" on the Greek letter or- - when whaling was a major indus
try of the seacoast towns. You will
of unworn spats that lots of triple iganizations of the campus, will ere thrill at the exciting chase of the
triangles and freight train sorority ate much comment and commotion white whale, Moby Dick, by Ahab,
e various Barrymore ln quest of vengeance on
members on this campus wish theyl'hcn ";ad bv se,vernl
fraternity
"Ten Nights the sea beast. You will marvel at
were Pi Phis about this time each ln a Fraternity House," by an
r.
is having
the scene in which
'biguous author who expounds under his leg amputated Ahab the whale
(the pseudonym of Richard Collar- - has maimed it. In after you will
short,
sounds suspiciously like like "Moby Dick".
You heard, of course, about the (button,
two insane Scotchmen.
One was 'memoirs of some very popular fra- TLR
throwing bills all over the street ternity rushee on the morning after
Production on Harold Lloyd's
after pledging.
anB the other was picking them up
If the magazine serves for no Feet First" was finished last week.
and handing them back to him.
other purpose than to make the Many of the sequences were shot on
Hawaiian Islands. The picture
We hate to tell you, but this sum reader laugh, it has a saving clause the be previewed in 12 reels with
will
mer when all with quiet on the Blue in the "Joke of the Month" contest, further cutting bringing it down to
students submitting Jokes
Grass front, the father of all good
i and
stories will be awarded cash 10.
wiMnot.
raforrH t o
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prizes. They are expected to be husclntallating ball toter who totes ev
and Frank
Lawrence Schwab
ery afternoon on Stoll field without morous.
In general, the first issue of this, Mandel produced a splendid musi
prefixing his mention of the mighthe youngest member of Lexington's cal comedy a few seasons back call
ty one with the wee word damn.
publications, leads one to expect the ed "Follow Through". It featured
Moonshiner to continue its present golf. Now Paramount has engaged
When the molten sun sinks to plane ln the publication of strictly Mr. Schwab to direct a film version
rest in the cool depths of purple humorous material with a collegiate in cooperation with Lloyd Cafrlgan
clouds in the western sky this even- atmosphere.
which opens at the Kentucky Sat- ing the fair freshettes will have decided Just what group of ettes they
will associate with for the coming
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other fifteen minutes they will be
seriously considering going home to
mother. This they will never do because just in the nick of time a
dashing young Sigma Beta Zee
will appear from out of the gym.
Which makes us wonder if a girl
has ever worn a Sigma Beta Zee
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James W. Chapman, '29, and Colonel John C. Benson, '30.
Recent figures issued by the department of military science show
that it has enrolled 1,188 men.
There was 943 basic year students;
160 in the advanced corps; and 88
in the band.
Because the allotment allowed
the university by the fifth Area
Corp of the U. S. Army was soon
filled, Major Meredith succeeded in
getting special permission to enlarge
the number. The present unit consists of two battalions. If the in
crease continues, it is probable that
a rearrangement of companies will
take place and another battalion
formed.
Two new officers will be added to
the military staff during the coming year to assist in the instruction
of the students. They are Lieutenant Howard D. Crisswell, who is expected to arrive next week, and
Captain William D. Cunningham,
who is coming from Panama in
February.

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LUNCHEONETTE

To Make Good' Impressions

1 EMBRY'S BEAUT Y

made his rise to fame. He was
'prominent on the stage and in 1926
was Induced to try new talking
movies. He made "The Jazz Singer" which made talkies and has
since enjoyed an important place in
clnemadom. "Latest picture: '"Big
Boy".
TLR
Beginning Sunday at the Strand
is "Bright Lights", a First National picture featuring Dorothy Mack-all- l.
proThis is another
duction on the local rialto next
week, and has a story which is said
to be thrilling as well as entertaining. "Bright Lights" was directed
by Michael Curtiz. A drama that
moves from Africa's lowest cafes to
the highest of New York night life
unfolds in this picture whose cast
includes Noah Berry, Frank Fay,
Inez Courtney, James Murray, and
Eddie Nugent. Miss Mackaill has
given some of the best performances
of late that the silver sheet can
boast of and in this attraction she
is reported to have ample opportunity to display her histrionic abilare several revue
ity.
There
sequences in "Bright Lights" which,
g.
from the trailer, are

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We shall utilize the next inch of
space in this column in appealing
to the baser instincts of the ettes.
(If it's over a column Inch, stop
me.) What we want to say, however, is nothing more than if you are
having your time (pardon, please,
obsolete terminology) beat by a
sorority sister or other enemy call
SSS editor in The Kernel news
room and slip him the decidedly
low down. We immediately will
ruin the reputation of the undesirable. We will ruin it so completely
that nothing better than a Phi Tau
will ever date her again.

or
"Follow Through" is an
picture which features Nancy
RogCarroll and Charles "Buddy"
ers. Others in the cast arc: Zelma
O'Neal and Jack Haley, from tho
stage who are credited with the best
performances, Eugene Pallette and
Thelma Todd. "Follow Through"
tells of two feminine golfers who
are in love with a young pro. They
decide to play a round in order to
ascertain who gets him. This picture has had varying reviews. Some
say it's a great entertainment; others say it's not so good. "Variety"
gives it a vicious panning and especially romps on young Rogers both
as a singer and as an actor. The
picture has a lot of songs in it from
the original production. It is said
that the color" work is particularly
attractive.
"Follow Through"
should prove worthwhile for the
comedy of Zelma O'Neal and Jack
Haley.
TLR
For our weekly brief biography,
we offer Al Jolson, whose real name
is Asa Yoelson. He was born in
Washington, D. C, in 1883, the son
of a Jewish cantor. Although intended for the synagogue, he preferred vaudeville and from there

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