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portant she can have me any day,
And Bob being the president and a
senior and everything else that sand
for duty with a capital "D" sez, "Hey,
you stop dancing with her so much
and remember your duty as a host
Have you danced with Fetiche Piv

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role in "Hard Boiled," Fox Films Christy Cabanne, director of "The to have all upper
classmen at its
Western starring Tom Mix, which Midshipman," "Monte Carlo" and party, it is especially
anxious to
will be at the Ben Ali Theater Sun other successes. Maude George, Rob- have every
freshman on the campus
day.
ert Edeson, Andre Beranger and oth- there also.
Miss Chadwick, cast as Marjorie ers are in the cast. Maria ThompThe purpose of
Gregg, is made the victim of a group son Daviess wrote the story, which help the freshmen this party is tu
make new friends
was adapted to the screen by Alice among
of eastern crooks. Tom, appearing as
KENTUCKY THEATER
the older students, and to ghc
er?"
a physician, not only assumes man- D. Lr. Miller and Agnes Christine me oiaer students an
opportunity to
agement of a dude ranch but proves Johnston. The screen play is by Al- meet the freshmen.
"What! Dance with that stick! Not
"A LITTLE JOURNEY"
a dozen thugs bert Lewin.
on your life! As a dancer she makes
Claire Windsor, William Haines and that he can
Nothing is being spared to maks
except for
a good toboggan, always rough ridin Harry Carey are featured in "A Little He fights
the party a success, and it i3 hoped
"MAN OF THE FOREST"
over your feet."
the remarkable assistance given by
Journey," a new
that a large
Lucile Cook
Jack Holt, who has the title role in and upper number of the freshmen
" 'Zat so ? A few years ago being Mayer picture directed by Robert Z the faithful Tony. The cast includes
classmen will turn out en
d
was .a misfortune. Now Leonard, which is showing at the Ken Phyllis Haver Emily Fitzroy, Dan the Zane Grey Paramount picture, Tuesday evening.
FRATERNITIES VS. FORMA LS
when they give out, the brunettes it's a dance. Maybe, in a few years tucky Theater this week-enThis Mason, Ethel Gray Terry, "Spec "Man of the Forest," arriving at the
have a chance.)
.
stepping on your feet will be a dance novel film, a picturization of the Ra O'Donnell, Charles Conklin and oth Strand Theater next week-enAh! This study in black and white
Briefly, the story revolves around Y. The weekly meetine of the
"Ych, buddie."
chel Brothers stage success, relates ers. Jack Blystone directed. The
too."
W. C. A. will be held in Boyd ball.
is upon a subject dear to the heart of
by Charles Darnton and Holt's outwittinpr Warner Oland who
"Well, liv'er be.
Yah hear me
"Cheerful thought," murmured Bill in amusing and dramatic fashion the scenai"io is
Sunday eveniner at fi:3n nV1uv a
every flapper and squirrel, the dawn
schemes to defraud Miss Hale not
She's my baby and I don't mean may as he seeks out Akkie again ('course adventures encountered by a youn John Stone.
large attendance is urged.
of fraternity formals. And
only of love, but her property. Oland
Al
be."
Akkie was the blonde, you knew that girl in crossing the "continent.
y
of the "formal season"
the
"THE DESERT'S TOLL"
has the assistance of a villainous gang
most all of the scenes take place in
They brings up the blackball list all the time, didn't you?)
At the National Council of Tfiwll- will soon be upon us, so every laddie
Effective love stories have been in his machinations and susoense la
next. "What, you want that dame
But all good things come to an end a train.
get your lassie and let's go!
staged and screened with all sorts of well built because at first Georgia ers of English, recently held in Phila
Beautiful Claire Windsor does some
invited ? Say, she never done a thing even the first big formal but as I sez
delphia, Professor Grandgent, of HarWell, you know what this season
settings, of course.
Love seems to confides
Chi but high-hus."
before this one was only the debut of the most effective work of her ca thrive in any location and under any proffered in Oland and spurns Jack's vard University, stated tfiat English
means. AWde sez all the gals get for Beta
aid.
and there will be many more sich reer as a young traveler harassed by conditions.
may eventually become an interna"I'll say, let's invite Azurea Smith
together and discuss and cuss what
And that's what makes
Tom Kennedy,
the attentions of an impudent, hand
remembered for tional language. He exnlaineil tfebc
they are goin' to wear. Sorta runs instead. 'She knows a good frat when struggles before June which brings some young man, played by William the world go 'round they tell us
roles In "Behind the Front" and statement by
only one she the roses and exams.
saying that because of
like this,' "I gotta have a new eve she sees one, and the
But there is something particularly "We're in the Navy Now." has an Im
4
Haines.
His efforts to become ac
sees is Beta Chi."
increasing facility of international
ning dress."
quainted with her furnish much com interesting about a love story laid in portant part, as do Ivan Christie, communication, an international
Thumbs Down
lan
"0. K. Let's have Fetiche Piver,
Nature's own back yard amidst the Bruce Gordon, Vester Pegg and Guy
's
are having a sale."
1. The dramatic individual who edy and prove successful when the
guage would become almost essential.
too. She'd Tend us prestige, and her
towering peaks
"Say, my dress is awful pretty but name would look good
gazes into your eyes, presses your girl loses her purse and is forced to the unexplored and sandy wasts of Oliver. All in all, "Man of the For i Since English is the most universal
in the papers,
West.
est" is smooth, swift, wholesome melo- language,
I ve worn it twice, let's trade."
from him. From
hand, and inquires throatilly if you accept train-far- e
it would probably be used,
though she am t a knockout."
That's one reason for the immense drama, that you'll enjoy.
this point a friendship begins which
are intellectual.
"Aw right. You wear my green."
although a great deal of phonetic
At last, the sun sinks into the west
popularity of "The Desert's Toll,"
However, that may be, all the fe- according to its usual custom and the
2. The big, brave athlete who care ends ina romance.
spelling would be instituted.
the thrilling, love tale which will be 0- males managed to have new gowns night of the big parade dawns. Ak- fully points out that he is breaking
Harry Carey plays the part of an unfolded
the first half of next week
at the debut of the "formal kie sez all the men rut; around like training for your sake.
unsuccessful suitor, and Claire Mc at the Ben Ali
Some of the
of the UniverTheater, and in which
NOTES
season" and Akkie what got the rush chickens with their heads off saying,
sity of St. Lawrence have formed a
3. The telephone caller who makes Dowell and Lawford Davidson com Francis McDonald is starred.
The o- of the ball but is my measly cub re- "Can you fill the fifth
plete the cast.
club to prevent themselves from
for you "Guess, who this it."
cast also includes Kathleen Key and
porter told me that you'd sure believe me?" Or, "Oh, heck, I got my
steady dating with any one raan.
(By MILDRED KIDD)
4. The cavorting ape who insists
Tom Santschi. With that triangle,
in Santa Claus if you'd been there.
"THE WHITE BLACK SHEEP"
"Oh., I on showing you
card all mixed up."
a new step in the
any story would prove absorbing, but
The campus Y. W. and Y. M. C. A. Any member of the club who has two
Naturally, this being the first big lost mine."
straight dates with the same person
"The White Black Sheep," Richard "The Desert's Toll' is more than that. will give a Valentine
very middle of the dance floor.
struggle since Ghristmas, all the copaity in honor
Then the saxophone wails, and the
McDonald is a Kentuckian, being a oi the freshmen, Tuesday, February will be expelled from membership.
5. People who spend all afternoon Barthelmess latest inspiration star
eds had a good chance to show off cornet does it stuff (whatever it is)
ring feature, which will be shown "at
15, at 8 o'clock in the girl's evmnas--their new finery.
and the piano trills and the "whatcha-callit- " trying to make out something the Kentucky Theater the first half of native of Bowling Green.
Twenty-thre- e
young athletes of
ium. Everyone is invited.
"risque" in our jokes. (A word to
mourns and the result is jazz,
Then the men what look like Arrow
City College, Baltimore, Md., have
next week, is a story of a boy who,
the wise: It's really a waste of
STRAND THEATER
In previous parties of this nature. formed an
Collar ads and those that don't, get and the dance is on! Bill conies up to
disgraced and wrongly accused, joins
society.
the freshmen have been consnieimis success in sports has made Their
together and say, "Are you taking Bob and sez, "Oh, man that little time. Kernel jokes are censored.)
the British army in the Near East
them
"FLAMES"
chiefly through their absence, and un- blonde is the stuff. She's getting the
that blonde to our fling?" (Of course
and there proves his true worth and
.....v. nwAuijJJiU
The State of Colorado always grows per classmen have far outnumbered '
always prefer blondes, but rush of the ball and what's more im- - Dedicated to Literature of the Bible incidentally wins a great love.
gentlemen
therefore they have sworn to shun the
Class
ritzy when you mention two of its
Richard Barthelmess enacts the role chief boasts. One is its famous air them. Although the Y is very anxious society of women.
Mrs. Elijah "Well, Mrs. Elisha, I
of Robert Kincairn, scion of a long
the other Eugene O'Brien, one of
hear your husband has become
line of British soldiers, and Patsy
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both'in the drawing room and the
"Yes, the alumni have decided to land.
He is always the handsome
The picture was made under the di outdoors.
use their heads.
rection of Sidney Olcott and contains and dashing hero whether his role calls
Notre Dame Juggler.
for overalls or dress suit.
an exceptional cast.
In his latest production just re
"Is he a nice boy?"
leased which will be shown at the
BEN ALI THEATER
collegiate, but I think
"Yes, he's
Strand Theater, he plays the rugged
you'll like him."
type of hero. It is a picture called
"SWEET ADELINE"
Oregon Orange Owl.
HQUSE MANAGERS
STEWARDS
As the abused younger son in a "Flames," and in it O'Brien does
fighting and daring stunts that will
Point "How do you suppose the rural family, Ben Wilson finds his only warm your heart.
inventor of the huddle system in foot- consolation in the thought that he
has a remarkable tenor voice. Upon
ball ever got the idea?"
"ALTARS OF DESIRE"
Blank "Oh, probably from riding him falls all the dirty work of both
Mae Murray, dainty heroine of
farm and household, but his "voice
in crowded street cars.
dozens of screen romances, has turn-- .
Penn. Punch Bowl. cultivation" is his first consideration ed
to comedy in her latest picture,
until the advent of Adeline into Cedar
Conway j
Anxious Mother "But, sir, do you Creek society. Ben and his older, 'Altars of Desire," in which
domineering brother Bill soon become Tearle plays opposite her in the f ea-- !
think my boy is really trying?"
Master "Yes, madam, your son is keen competitors for the girl's favor, tured male lead.
Altars of Desire" is the type of
the one in his shy retiring, unassum
the most trying boy in school."
Also
Yale Record. ing way, and the other forging ahead comedy that has lately found favor
Old
with the film fans, the comedy fla
in a "brazen, boastful manner.
vored with romantic sophistication.
It is Ben's unobtrusive self that
"He's a princeof a fellow."
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'Yes, I've often wanted to crown finally wins the smiles of Sweet Ade In this
line, and an angry brother awaits, the coming to the Strand Theater on Sun
.him myself."
West Pointer.
Moore-Disho- n
arrival of the victorious Ben. The day, Miss Murray plays the part of
is queer about the bike former's revenge, in the form of a Clare Sutherland, one that is said to
"Isn't
G.
faked appointment for Ben to sing compare favorably with her "Merry
craze?"
S.
in a Chicago cafe, reveals to the lat- Widow" in opportunities for the star.
"Yes, it seems to run in cycles."
"Altars of Desire" was directed by
ter that life is not as sweet without Adeline as it is in Cedar Creek.
By a trick of the Gods, Ben makes
good and is hailed as a find. With
'Sweet Adeline" on his lips, and
"Sweet .Adeline" in his heart, Ben
goes back to the girl.
In brief, that is the story of "Sweet
Adeline" which is showing at the Ben
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