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BALL PRACTICE

Entire Championship Squad
Should Make Another
Wonder Team

a. m. to Midnight. First Class, (New Equip
mcnt) Being the only tables of this late design
in the City. A Game of "Billards", or "Pocket-Billiards- ",
will be Enjoyed, as we permit noth
ing but perfect order
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The Patterson Hall Saturday night
dances are nrranged only for thosi
sirls who nro living under the Woman's Self Government
Association
rules, nnd the girls who arc their
guests of dinner or for the evening.
Violations of the above rule will not
be overlooked.
Girls living in town
may not come to these dancc3 unlc3.?
they arc guests of girls living in tha
dormitories, fraternity houses or
other boarding houses
under the
Woman's Self Government Association rules.
The enforcement of this rule is
absolutely necessary, owing to the
urge crowds which dancc at the Hall
on Saturday evening.

The first basketball practice of the
season was ushered in last week. Of
last year's letter men King, Adkins,
Toyntz, former Captain
Haydon
were
present for roll call, while Ridgcway,
Wilhclm, and Captain-elec- t
Lavin are
still playing football and will not be
nblc to report until after Thanksgiving.
Smith has a bad hand, but will be out later in the season. Between thirty nnd forty
new men also reported, and from appearance, some of these will give the old
NORWOOD MINING
men a hard race for positions on the
team. Under the guidance of Coach
SOCIETY
Buchcit practice is being held twice a
This Norwood Mining Society was
week until after the end of the football
formed in 1910 by the students in the
season, when practice will be daily.
In December the S. I. A. A. meets at mining department of the University of
Birmingham, and the date and place of Kentucky. It was first called the "Ken
the Southern basketball Tournament will tucky Mining Society" but later changed
be decided. Kentucky is hoping for an-- ; to the Norvvaad Mining Society. It was
other team that will emerge from the organized for the purpose of promoting
better fellowship among the students
tournament with flying colors.
The University is making arrange- and professors of the mining college and
ments for games with eastern colleges portraying in a more attractive light
The feature the aims, ideals and sciences of the minon their 1922 schedule.
event of this invasion will be a game I ing professors.
At present the society is doing well.
with cither Yale. Harvard, Cornell or
It meets weekly and discussions on
Princeton.
various topics are heard, both from the
Speaks members of the society and from men of
W. Owens
Rev.
experience in the mining game.
The
Y. M. Meeting
interest that is being shown in the mining profession and especially in the deThe Y. M. C. A. held its regular meetKenSunday evening. velopment of our own resources in
ing in the "Y" room last
tucky is very gratifying.
Thomas Clore presided and Reverend
Kalph Owens was the speaker of the
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Anuints up her eyes nnd remarks, "You
arc just a wonderful dancer," and then
under her breath says to herself, says
she, "You use my feet to good advantage"
At night, at the poets say "When upon
them you chnnco to call," they, at least
some of them, hand out this bunk of
having traveled far and nenr. They try
earnestly to entertain you nnd occasionally make a bright remark such as, " A
rolling stone is not on the level." Then
when perhap the boy should say something nt which they can giggle, they end
the mirth with some sort of saying to
the effect that you are so funny.
assume another attitude
in the swing. The attitude of affection,

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WHO AM I?

nrship from the state for

1022.
The
flnnl decision will bo mnde on December
3 by the Committee of Selection, which
is composed of Doctor Frank L. McVey,
Chnirman; Allen Bnrnctt, Shclbyvillc,
Secretary; W. S. Hamilton, Professor of
Lnw in the University of Kentucky; R.
Helm, Louisville; C. A. Keith, Richmond.
With the exception of Doctor McVey, all
members of the committee are former
Rhodes Scholars.
The candidates must bo citizens of
the United States; must be at least
nineteen and not more than twenty-fiv- e
years of age; and must have completed
at least their sophomore year in the colSomc-of-thelege or university from which they apply. Each candidate will appear personWhen she ally before the committee of selection.
having had much experience.
says "If I had some gum I could feed
The three qualities which are considyou and I'm not saying how cither." ered by the committee in making the
Watch out, she is the most deadly.
selection are:

With men I have no use at all,
I've seen them rise and slowly fall,
Tncy'rc nil one grand nnd glorious stall;
They have no soul.
Now girls nro different so I find;
I have no certain one in mind
But my girl typifies the kind
That I extol.

Perhaps you wonder what I do
To justify such chatter true
And so I will confide in you
My nature droll.
I guard my girlie day and night,
I keep within her reach and sight;
I hold her close, but not too tight.
I'm "Camisole."
Punch Bowl.

1. Qualities , of manhood,
force of
Lost A Silver fountain pen with "C"
Modesty hann't much of a chance when character, and leadership.
big feet, bow legs and knock knees won't
engraved on it. Finder please return
2. Literary and
scholastic ability
to Kernel office.
make a girl wear long dresses.
and attainments.
3. Physical vigor as shown by interAN ODE TO WINTER
Her shoes were so big you could see est in outdoor sports or in other ways.
the cowhide in them.
The successful candidate will receive The naked hills are brown and sear,
The trees are all unfrocked
850 pounds a year in addition to a scholOh, to have my past all ahead of me. arship at the College of Oxford
for And they expose their shameless limbs:
No wonder the corn is shocked.
three years.
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The University of Kentucky is entitled
Bay yoar Kentncklan now.
to four candidates for the Rhodes schol- Buy your Kcntuckian now.

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Before

In part Rev. Owens said, "Back of all
Manufacturing plants there is some force
that controls the whole workings of that
plant. Thus, back of man there is a
great power thnt should control his life."
P.tv. Owens said that every individual
should have the following three things;
1, Power of self control; 2, Power to
discern essentials; 2, Power to lead
others. In concluding hi said, "Only
one man in fifty is a leader. But each
one of us can learn to be a leader by
preparation."

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SIR James he discovered the visited
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How Girls Try To Be Popular.
Before going deeply into this all absorbing subject allow me to give the
Philosophical side of the matter and explain why they want to be popular.
The members of the stockinged sex
realize the importance of the infallibility
of the law of demand. What one fellow
wants another also craves, all hounds
law
want
CLASSES ARE TO begins the samebonc. Now when this will
to operate the powder puffer
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have more to choose from, more of them
will want her for a wife and she can get
University Bible Classes, under
The
a mate from the
store
Y. M. C A. have been
the auspices of the
with much more ease.
started with thirty organized groups.
Matrimony, Ah! The state of Bliss.
The total enrollment of these groups
Lead me on!
first week was over xhrce hunfor the
The most common pop seeker can be
dred.
identified by her, "Hello, there; how
Groups have been organized in thiryou?" "Fine thanky; how you?" She
teen of the fraternity houses and sevenusually has pretty teeth and a Doug
teen other boarding houses. It is hoped
smile and is just "thrilled to
the University will Fairbanks
that every student in
death" or "so sorry" about something.
join one of these classes.
She fakes pep and is unusually loud alThe course will continue for twelve
ways making a big fuss about nothing,
weeks and at the end of this time a
all of which goes to remind one of the
dinner will be given for the group thaz
- little quotation,
l'.r.b had the best percentage of attend-

Roentgen had covered a vacuum tube, called a Hittorf or Crookes
tube, with black paper so as to cut off all its light. About four yards
away vas a piece of cardboard coated with a fluorescent compound.
He turned on the current in the tube. The cardboard glowed brightly.
Sir James asked him: "What did you think?"

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"I didn't think, I investigated," said Roentgen. He wanted to
know what made the cardboard glow. Cnly planned experiments
could give the answer. We all know the practical result. Thousands
of lives are saved by surgeons who use the s.
Later on, one of the scientists in the Research Laboratory of the
General Electric Company became interested in a certain phenomenon
sometimes observed in incandescent lamps. Others had observed it,
but he, like Roentgen, investigated. The result was the discovery
of new laws governing electrical conduction in high vacuum.
Another scientist in the same laboratory saw that on the basis of those
more effecnew laws he could build a new tube for producing
tively. This was the Coolidge y
tube which marked the greatest
advance in the y
art since the original discovery by Roentgen.
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Thus, scientific investigation of a strange phenomenon led to the
discovery of a new art, and scientific investigation of another strange
phenomenon led to the greatest improvement in that art.

"Passions are best likened unto streams,
The shallows murmur yet the deeps are
dumb."
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In addition this particular likeness of
I've usually wears wool stockings and
loud hatn and several other things.
Different girls, of course, use different methods. Most of them think boys
are thick and have worshipped at the
ehrine of St. Idiot. Wo agree with you
most of them are. At a dance these said
L'Irlisli wights hold you rather firm while
dancing and occasionally let "the skin
you don't love to touch" come in contact
with a well shaven mug. Ugh. Or mayhap, when someone breaks you she gives
your digits u little hug with her paw,

Professor Roentgen to find

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It is for such reasons that the Research Laboratories of the General
Electric Company are continually investigating, continually exploring
the unknown. It is new knowledge that is sought. But practical
results follow in an endless stream, and in many unexpected ways.
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