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WILLIAM AHDERY

We have decided to admit some
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our incxhaustable supply of information. Following this worthy resolution we give Evelyn Ford credit
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dance the other niRht the
merrymakers were gathered in the
The pictures this week have been Belmont to satisfy an almost ununusually good. The outlook for
hunger. One of the ossl-fc- rs
next week is promising but it will endurable liked
little
that famous ballad,
be a long time before we see ancome the officers, the law
other cinema as great as "The Case "Here be
must
enforced" and so with raisof Sergeant Grlscha." The Guignol
he
opening will be an ndded feature on ed billy one threatened every ed and
ctte at
table with instant dethe approaching
thrcatrlcal pro- struction
if another word was utgram.
tered. One of the gallant Phi Taus
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It is reported that the girls of looked serenely up nt him and in a
Hollywood arc now wearing mono- voice of gentle reproach said: "Well
you big old brave man you."
cles. The first
d
here to effect
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this touch of eclat will receive a
Wc took great delight in watch-th- c
prize from this department.
cds and cttcs stroll from the
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As a sequel to "In Old Arizona," post office last Friday. Everyone
one of 1929's best. Fox is offering came out with visages of the
"The Arizona Kid" at the Ben All most touching despair and disSunday. Warner Baxter is again appointment. This was due doubtof
featured and Mona Moris is seen less to the nonappearance
in support. This young lady was Squirrel Food in last week's paper.
first seen to advantage in "Romance of the Rio Grande." "The
Some enterprising individual with
Arizona Kid" is a continuation of a highly developed sense of humor
the adventures of the "Cisco Keed" has been enjoying himself no end
and is said to be thrilling as well during the past week. Several more
as amusing. ' If this production can prominent members of the various
compare with its predecessor I'll fraternities
have received phone
be satisfied.
calls summoning them to mythical
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meetings of the student council.
"Tabic d'Hotc," the fifth and
The humorist cave his name as
last Guignol play of the current that of a former member of the
season opens Monday. As this is council who was retired because he
the first original production to be was a gentleman.
announced at the campus playhouse the opening should have an
After the election of the May
added Importance. It is hoped
Queen the ballot
disappearthat the drama will add to the ed. The same boxes happened
thing
reputation of the Quignol and
after the election of the Prom
that its authors will receive the
Queen.
Wc shall withold
all
praise they deserve.
comment for fear of injuring the
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delicate feelings of cither the K.
"Paramount On Parade" opens at D.'s or the Alpha Gams.
the Kentucky tomorrow and, from
advance reports, it should capture
The cleverest business operation
all honors for a film review. All of
ever known was used by
Paramount's players, directors, and we have omegas
to secure a new
authors have something to do with tne cm
radio. Ever since last fall the little
the production which is composed girls have been trying
the various
of 20 revue scenes many of which
are in color. A few of the names makes of radios in their own home.
They kept one of these trial instruappearing are: Maurice Chevalier,
Ruth Chatterton,
William Powell, ments for several weeks and then
Clara Bow (hurrah!)', Nancy Car- took it down and traded it in on a
roll, Skeets" Gallagher, Leon Errol, new one of a different kind. The
Jack Oakie, Mary Brian, "Buddy" fair ettes had Just become so acRogers, and a lot more. Naturally, customed to seeing it around that
there is a liberal application of they thought it belonged to them.
chorus numbers which were staged
In the language of the vernacuby David Bennett. "Paramount On
lar, ladies and gentlemen, the May
Parade" should prove to be excelQueen Is not so hot. Everyone
lent entertainment.
knows that the paragonic maiden
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who holds this high and honorYou can hear all manner of reable office should never, never
marks in a theater but the best
how charming he might be. Her
of the recent crop came from a
submit to a mere man no matter
lady in the State theatre a few
supramundane of beauty should
days ago who, during a quiet
be mystic and unapproachable and
moment, cried out: "Where's my
her position should present a
toothbrush?"
chasm which no man might cross.
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Instead of enhancing the glamour
The Strand will open "This Mad
World" (MGM) Sunday. The cast of her celestial charm by displayis headed by Kay Johnson, Louise ing a heart of stone, however,
Dresser, and Basil Rathbone and I she recently came into disgracefully close contact with the brutcannot conceive of a more compeish
tent trilogy of players. "This Mad pin. sex and accepted a fraternity
To complete the incompreWorld" is a war picture and is said
to have a partlculary
powerful hensible shame of it all the pin
was gently but firmly removed one
theme. The picture was directed
by William DeMille, who has been afternoon anil that ntohf it vntp.
absent from screen work for some ed the bosom of a less prominent
sorority sister. The line, we hear,
time. Basil Rathbone has appeared
in two talking pictures previous to is forming to the right of a blue
Chevrolet.
this and in each one made a distinct hit. "This Mad World" is Any
ed or ette who loses as much
described as being different from
as two rocks on the races come to
any other war picture.

Thomas L. Riley

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Louisville Alumni
Extends Invitation
At a recent meeting of the LouisAlumni Club,
ij ville second Monday which meets on
the
of each month
6:30 In the dining room of the
at
Brown building, Louisville, the following officers were elected: Tom
Ballantine, president, class of '25,
College of Law; J. Donald Dinning,
Class of '21, College
of Law; Mrs. Tom A. Ballantine,
(formerly Marie Pfelffer, Louisville) ex '27, secretary; and A. Pete
Lee, treasurer, Class of '15, College
of Arts and Sciences.
This club of University graduates
announces that all former students
living in or near Louisville, and all
those passing through, are extended
a welcome to attend their meeting.
also applies to
Tills invitation
undergraduates.
Sgt.
along.
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and henceforth monevery conversation with
and nil phases of racing. Wc arc always strangely unimpressed.
believe

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the maiden.
George Right, from your neck up
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George Bosklc. "I'm a tenor."

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Basic engineering courses in Mathematics, Chemistry, Physics,
English and Design. Also Assaying, Geology. Analytical Mechanics,
Graphic Statics, Strength of Materials and Plane and Mine Survey
ing. Preparatory Subjects of Chemistry, Physics. Advanced Algebra and Solid Geometry offered for students deficient in entrance
requirements.

June

30 to

August 22,

1930

This Summer Session is given especially for students"who wish to
make up work or to secure additional credits. All work is con
ducted by the regular Faculty of the School of Mines. For catalog
of the Summer Session, write to the Registrar for Booklet Z--

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The Kampus Kat, which has been
growling threateningly for the past
lew days, will be set free today in
honor of the May Day festivities,
according to its trainer, Al Stoffel.
The last time this fierce killer of
character escaped the hands of the
worthy guards of Sigma Delta Chi
the damage was terrific.
May
Queen, beware I The Kat hesitates
not at royalty, its claws strike down
all alike.
The howl that the Humane society has been making over vivi
section will be nothing to the one
that will go up from that august
organization when they discover
this bloody Kat, laid so wide open
that is exposes all that is going on
inside campus society.
If you want to get the low down
on your doll or your prof., approach
one of the perfectly innocent ap
pearing venders, give him the high
sign, and he'll slip you the desired
packet of dope.

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CAMPUS KERNELS

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RIDGE whisper sweet nothings as
she glided along. Naughty, naughty.
And MIRIAM SLOAN and
RALPH WOODALL.
Did see MINA
PATE, bewitching as usual, and
CLARENCE BARNES, Who, me
thinks did look sorely troubled
Thence to take myself to bed
where I was loath to dream.
Sunday Did sleep all day. Then
betook myself to that rendezvous of
vice where I did see the fair MAY
QUEEN to be with JIMMY SUL
LIVAN
they fall for the serpent in
the lodge of SIGMA NU. Did con
verse with LOLA COMBS, who gaz
ed prettily at her crooning trouba- dor. Later did see BETTY POW
ELL RODES with "Ole Faithful"
JACK PHIPPS.
Just then I did
see that second Shakespeare, ANDY
HOOVER breeze by. The night did
seem perfect, and the constant lovers
did languish under the moon in
every avenue. Did see TED CAS
SIDY and VIRGINIA DOUGH
ERTY; MAX KERR and DOT
GORHAM: ROD KEENEY and
LOIS ADAMS; and HAZEL JONES

pin I Saw LOUIS BICKEL looking
fresh as a lily. And BETTY BOARD
with her pretty pouting mouth. In
the evening went to a show and
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the day did pass, raining.

GOODRICH
SILVERTOWNS

We are shocked and surprised to

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and OBEY JONES Oh, Heavens,
Monday So I was right! JONES
and JONESI Shades of dlzzincssl
The night did seem unusual. She
is staggering under the load of that

Modest, demure little wc will,
however, give you the derby winner. Tannery (old us the other
day that he is in a class by himself and that the other entries
will be to him as Centre is to
Kentucky. Gallant Fox will place
about five lengths behind Tannery. Wc arc not going to back
the animal because our heavy
betting would materially lower the
odds and our friends would suffer.

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