THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
many Rood things you can
get to cat at the
East High Street
Woodland Drug Co.
Phone Ashland 1581
At Woodland and Maxwell
Have you had those Spring Togs put
in shape yet?
Let us fix them up for you
THE CLOTHES SHOP
Hiirh. near Viaduct
DANCE PROGRAMS, VISITING CARDS
ENGRAVING AND FKINTAJNU
OF ALL KINDS
FOOD L- -
Have you seen the purple poodle
which was the very original creation of some of the Pat Hall Inhabitants? The fashion, we hear, Is to
get several scurvy little dogs and
dye them to match feminine apparel. Instead of sending corsages
In the future wc may merely run
down to the pet shop, buy a two-b- it
dog and send him to our date.
The girl will necessarily wear a
green dress. An Insult will be perpetrated when a favored one receives a flesh colored hound a few
hours before a dance.
It is rumored that when
Goad graduates the Phi Tau's Intend to disband unless they arc
able to pledge another "bel
esprit" with sparkling eyes and a
taste for good whiskey.
The PI Kaps and the Sigma Chls
have now assumed a quite definitely hostile attitude toward each other. It seems that the Pi Kaps
has been courting the Sigma Chi
house mother to such an extent that
she send them the choice delacaclcs
from the Sigma Chi larder. The
Sigma Chls discovered the Illicit
traffic when a freshman complained
that there were no beans in his
soup. The Pi Kaps were rolling In
beans at the time.
To a great extent the atmosphere
of the European student's life is
filled with the Idea of Internationalism. This fact eloquently under
lies the intellectual awakening of
the students toward a cosmic idea.
The historical development of the
human mind requires new social reformations In life. Without a doubt
the aim of a mutual rcfractmcnt of
nations lies In the young generation.
This causes the new system of education to shift Its principles in accordance with the ideas of common
friendship. Perhaps the time will
soon come when the pedagogic
principles will take full application
in the school system of education
of youth In the spirit of Internationalism.
There are many student organizations In Europe whose aim Is an Intimate life between nations. These
young students feel the necessity of
common work In the exchanging of
the cultural and material welfare
In Improving the conditions of life.
They believe that the mutual life
Is the fundamental faction in the
life of the people. This Idea Is not
new to American students for in
many universities In America there
are organizations with the same
idea and purpose.
The Cosmopolitan Club at the
and Tracy are getting good distance
in their Javelin throws.
Results of the Georgetown meet
are as follows:
dash Kelly, Kentucky,
first; Hleber, Kentucky, second.
Phones, Ashland 760, 4996
One mile O'Brlant,
While wc were window shopping first; Twaddell, Kentucky, second.
in front of the Zeta house the Time 4:50.8.
other day the butler was sent to
tell us that any of the articles
could be had on approval and easy first; Wright, Kentucky, second.
Distance 40 feet, 3 2 Inches.
payments and that for a closer
High hurdle Shipley, Kentucky,
examination of the products there
first; Cavana, Kentucky, second.
was a dark room In the rear.
Time : 17.9.
High jump Gibson, Kentucky;
We have before us a copy of the
1 "Princeton Tiger." The only subjects Clellan and Van House, Georgej
Phones Ashland 4177-417- 8
deemed worthy of literary effort by town, tied. Distance 5 ft. 3 inches.
Discus Wright, Kentucky, first;
11 the staff of this publication seem to Andrew, Kentucky, second. Distance
E. Main St.
be women and whiskey. We had
thought that' the blase Princetonian 109 ft. 6 inches.
Pole vault Wilson, Georgetown,
took these things very much for
first; Porter, Kentucky, second.
Height 11 ft. 6 inches.
dash Jones, Kentucky,
Throughout the spring football
season the members of the squad first; Ruttencutter, Kentucky, secestablished the risque custom of ond. Time :55.3.
forcibly removing the pants of one
hurdles Walters, George
town, first; Weiman, Kentucky, secof their number every afternoon
after practice. As this unfortunate ond. Time :27.
one trod the weary distance from
jump Kelly, Kentucky
the field to the gym, "en desha- - first; Van House, Georgetown, secLOOK
bille," the sighs of the female art ' ond. Distance 20 ft. 7 inches.
students could be heard at the
Two - mile
first; Johnson, Kentucky, second.
One of the profs in the College of
Javelin Van House, Georgetown,
Agriculture amuses himself while i first; Clelland, Georgetown, second.
his students are dissecting long-eDistance 151 ft. 1 Inch.
unci, came oy relating nauseating
stories. His finished scholars will first; O'Brlant, Kentucky, second.
unquestionably be delightfully re- Time 2:01.
dash Kelly, Kentucky,
first; Walters, Georgetown, second.
We have recently discovered the Time :23.
lowest form of animal life in the
Relay Kentucky, first.
college president who makes it his
personal duty (to work as an undash Wilson, Georgedercover man at fraternity dances town, first; Foster, Kentucky, sec113
where his presence is neither ond. Time 10:8.
appreciated or desired in order
to learn which of the bad little first; Maddox, Kentucky, second.
boys have attempted to bury their Time 5:46:6.
disgust with their school in drink.
first; Seale, Kentucky, second. DisThe office the reptile holds is degraded the animal itself Is quite tance 37 ft. 5
beyond, or below, degradation.
High hurdles Emmerich, Taylor
and Clark, all of Kentucky, tied for
Along with our discovery of the first. Time 28 seconds.
most detestable individual in the
High Jump MuIIgan, Kentucky,
world came the discovery of the first; Foster, Kentucky, second.
most ludicrous. He Is the male who Height 5 ft. 2 inches.
Discus Stout, Georgetown, first:
thinks that he Is going over when
Welsenberger. Georgetown, second.
he sings to his date.
Distance 113 ft. 6 Inches.
first; Turley, Kentucky, second.
Height 10 ft. 6 Inches.
440 -- yard run Mllllken, Kentucky,
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Teleghaphic Meets Have Been
Arranged With Three
Th University of Kentucky frosh
track squad with the scalps of the
Georgetown frosh thinlies on their
belts, have been preparing the past
week for the remaining meets on
their schedule. Coach "Curly" Pot
ter seems well pieasea wnn me results that some of the men turned
In Saturday and has high hopes ior
the frosh schedule for the rest of
The week following the Easter vacation the Kittens have a tentative
return meet with Georgetown, here,
and the following week a tentative
meet with the Berea varsity. Meets
hnvn nlso been ararnced with Mis
sissippi A. & M., Tennessee and
Georgia. These will tie leiegrapnic
Thi following should be the high
point men In their events: Foster
and Splllman in tne century aasn;
Foster and Malum in the
Hnshr MUllkin and Farmer should
dash, and Mil- win In the
llkln and Watts in the nan. Maa-Hn- v
in Hir milo is colnc creat cuns.
Seale and Aldrldge are putting the
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BULGARIAN STUDENT AT UNIVERSITY
PRAISES COSMOPOLITAN CLUB WORK
Serves delicious lunches
and dinners at special
prices to University
Beautiful and spacious
rooms for parties, teas,
Esplanade Phone 7740
University Is one of these organizations. Probably few students know
of the existence of such a club on
the campus, although Its activities
arc very Important and Interesting.
This club has 39 members from 13
different countries. Tho monthly
meetings of the club arc characterized by the close friendship between Its members regardless of the
nation or race to which they belong.
This club should command more
attention, not only because it is one
of the clubs on the campus, but because It Is the first spark necessary
to light a fire of social understanding between the peoples.
The Idea of the Cosmopolitan
Club Is in unison with ideals, light,
brotherhood and truth. The best
source to know the souls and the
hearts of the people from other nations Is for one to be In personal
contact with them. Better acquaint-- 1
ance can be effected In such clubs
where one will find Ideal friendship. The time Is not far off when
these small clubs, scattered all over
the earth, will become one large
club with members from all peoples.
It is to be hoped that the
Cosmopolitan Club at the University will be more interesting for the
students on the campus.
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JUST RECENTLY INSTALLED
Low hurdles Wilson, Georgetown,
first; Emmerich, Kentucky, second.
Broad jump Longmire, Kentucky,
first; Farquar, Georgetown, second.
Distance 18 ft. 9 Inches.
run Darnell, Kentucky,
first; Miner, Kentucky, second.
Javelin Goodwin, Kentucky, first;
Wilson, Georgetown, second. Distance 142 gt. Inches.
run Price, Georgetown,
first; Mllllken, Kentucky, second.
dash Wilson, Georgetown, first; Foster, Kentucky, second. Time 24:3.
Relay Kentucky, first.
Prompt Free Delivery
First Road Hand (working near a
college): Say, Mack, what In de
wolld Is a co-eSecond Road Hand: Aw, glt to
wolk, ye're to young to know about
such things yet.
Policeman (at scene of murder):
You can't come Into this room.
Reporter: But I have been sent
to do the murder.
Policeman: Well, you're too late;
the murder's been done.
Office Boy: I smoke nothing but
quarter cigars now.
Stenog: How come, did the boss
give you raise?
Office Boy: Nope, he smokes the
Smart, Authentic Modes that
will lead the Easter parade.
Frocks for every occasion
and no two alike
I don't like to have a date in a
Because with a meter before my
eyes I can't go as far as I like.
LAFAYETTE HOTEL BLDG
New Bride: "This living room set
goes back to Louis the Fourteenth."
Older One: "Hard luck, kid, ours
goes back to the Installment
on the first."
BE CHOSEN APRIL 19 AT
MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL
The official Miss Lexington 1930
Beauty Pageant to choose the
most beautiful girl between the
ages of sixteen and twenty-fiv- e,
will be staged this year in conjunction with a mammoth
Beauty Ball at the Phoenix
Hotel on Saturday night, April
The winner will receive
approximately $1,000 in prizes.
At the dance the same date will
be held a dancing contest to se
lect a Kentucky Dance Queen.
This is open to all couples who
are residents of Kentucky. They
will be judged in a fox trot and
waltz. The lady being awarded
the prize and title.
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