FRATERNITIES, BEWARE

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SOMEONE HAS TAKEN A LIKING
TO SHIELDS OP VARIOUS FRATS.

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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
VOL. XVI

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LEXINGTON, KY., MARCH 19, 1920

NO. 22

LEGISLATURE KILLS UNIVERSITY BILL
ELECTS Nine Fraternities and Sororities
JENKINS CHOSEN
OFFICERS FOR
Have Shields Stolen Off Houses CAPTAIN OF U. K.
YEAR

KERNEL

ENSUING

John Bullock, Niel Plummer and
named
James Shropshire
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Executives of

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Student Paper

Delta Tau Delta and Tri Delt Are First To Miss Emblems
Wednesday Morning; Several Do Not Know of Loss
Until Informed by Kernel; Seven More
Report Thefts by Thursday Noon
Mystery, intrigue, dire threats, and
What will be the final
outcome? Who can solve the enigma? Youthful correspondence detec
tives, would-b- e Sherlock Holmes, and
university cadets, here is the
opportunity to cover your
name with everlasting fame. In addition the Kentucky Kernel will award
one (1) 99
per cent pure castor
oil lollypop to the sucessful detective.
Here, Watson, are the detail in
brief. Up to press time late Thursday a total of six sorority and three
fraternity house shields had mysteriously disappeared from their usual
abiding place on the front of the
domiciles. Sometime
in the weird darkness of the dead of
night Wednesday and Thursday the
lurking blackhand reached out and
snatched away the emblems of the
orders.
First Shield Missed Wednesday
Twas early Wednesday morning!

TAKE OFFICE ON APRIL 17 the climax?
All Are Chosen by Acclamation
Succeed J. A. Estes, A. H.
Morris and Jack Warren

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long-await-

At the annual election of officers
Kernel, weekly
Student publication of the University
' of Kentucky, held
in rroi. unocn
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Grehan's recitation room at 12
o'clock last Monday, John R. Bullock,
Jr., of Covington, Ky., a sophomore
in the College of Arts and Sciences,
Niel
was named
Plnmmer, of Lexington, also a sopho
more in the College of Arts and
Sciences, managing editor, and James
snropsnire, aiso oi iexingion, iresn- man in the College of Arts and
" Sciences, business manager. These
men will take charge of the paper on
April 17, the present staff retiring on
that date.
Mr. Bullock will succeed J. A. Estes,
present
and also city
,editsr of the Lexington Herald; Mr,
Plummer will fill the office now being
held by A. H. Morris as managing
editor and Mr. Shropshire will succeed
Jack Warren as business manager.
Rest of Staff Appointed
All other members of the staff for House at 280 South Limestone
next year, including those of the adBought Fiom J. T. Jackson
vertising department, will be appointFor $&),000; Will Acman-- ,
ed by the new
commodate 30 Men
aging editor and business manager.

F$- - vfor The Kentucky

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that the first theft became known.
At that time respective members of
the Tri Delt sorority and the Delta
Tau fraternity, rising early and
thrusting out their cephalic appendages to greet the spring morning dis
covered to their dismay that their bo
loved Greek-lettplates had vanish
ed. A hasty consultation producing
no evidence, special meetings were
called by both chapters. Alas, to no
avail for it was ascertained that no
good sister or brother had
removed them and taken
them to bed with them.
That was bad enough but Thursday
morning the returns were even more
dismal. At that time five more sororities and two fraternities discovered
to their dismay that their shields had
disappeared. And strange to relate,
most of the losers were ignorant of
their loss until informed of it by an
absent-minded-

1927

"K"

CERTIFICATES

GIVEN

Carey, Retiring Captain, Presented Silver Trophy by
Mayor Yancey
Paul Jenkins, former Louisville
Manual flash and now a member of
Kentucky's athletic teams, was elect
ed captain of the Wildcat basketball
team for next year, at the annual
Lexington alumni club luncheon held
last Saturday at the Lafayette hotel in
honor of Kentucky's net players,
coach, athletic directors and friends.
persons were presAbout thirty-fiv- e
ent for th luncheon, which was presided over by Miss Marguerite McLaughlin, president of the alumni
club.

"Daddy" Awards "Ks"

S. A. "Daddy" Boles, presented "K"

Attention,

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A. D. S. PLEDGES
EIGHT NEW MEN

ROMANY ACTORS
TO GIVE COMEDY

co-e-

mid-wa- y

Prize of
Omega

Kir-wa-

Hig-gin- s,

The Lost

Dou-thit-

Junior Prom Tonight

Attendance Records Are Broken at
Eighth Annual High School Tourney;
Overturned
Meet
Dope Bucket
semi-final- s,

Graduates' Theses Are
Due Before April

Lecture

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Today and Tomorrow

Seniors will have an opportunity

to order invitations for the

Election Held Last Saturday at
Luncheon Given by Alumni
Association in Honor of
1926 Team

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Invitations May Bo Obtained

NET TEAM

(CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) certificates to the following players,
who will receive the regulation "K"
sweaters: Charles Alberts, of Winchester; Burgess Carey, of Lexington;
Paul Jenkins, of Lousville; Gayle
Co-ed- s!
Mohney, of Lexington; Henry Besu-deof Winchester; Lovell UnderProcure Your Tickets for the wood, of Lexington; and James
Girls Banquet at Once
of Lexington.
Mayor Hogan Yancey addressed the
Tickets for the girls banquet, to assembly and presented a silver tro
be given at the Phoenix hotel,
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phy of a
basketball
March 25, must be procured at
player to Burgess Carey, captain of
once. The plates will be $1 and all
the 1926 five, which startled the South
girls are cordially invited and
urged to be present. Tickets may (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
DECORATE INTERIOR
ON PAGE EIGHT) T O
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be obtained from any of the folIn a transaction completed Wednes-- 1 lowing: Miss Franke, Willy King,
Pearl Martin, Georgia Rouse, or
day afternoon, Sigma Beta Xi, a local
fraternity on the campus, purchased the following class secretaries:
Grace Davis, Mary Lyle, Dorothy
a home at 280 South Limestone street
estimated to cost $30,000, from J. T. Chapman, or Maud VanBuskirk.
Jackson, biiijder and contractor. Thq
This is the first time that such
an affair has been held for the "M r s. Gorringe's
Honorary Journalistic Fratern-it- y house is now, undergonig improve
Necklace,"
ments to the approximate extent of girls of the university and it is
Holds Services in Ken- Sparkling Success by Henry
A
hoped that every
$3,400. One of the outstanding im
who can
tuccian Office ; History
Herbert Davies, is Selection
provements will be a tiled terrace and find it possible, will attend as
of Society Is Given
For Production
The
handsome colonial entrance.
elaborate plans are being arranged
"house contains 15 large rooms which
for the occasion.
INITIATION TO BE SOON are. floored with hardwood and finished
TO BE GIVEN NEXT WEEK
with mahogany and cherry. This will
Pledging services of the Henry make comfortable accomodations for
"Mrs. Gorringe's Necklace," tho
Watterson chapter of Alpha Delta from twenty-fiv- e
to thirty men. The Economics
$25 sparkling comedy success by Henry
Davit's, which is to be presented by
Sigma, national honorary, journalistic location is
between the uni- Offered By Chi
fraternity, were held in the Kentuck-ia- n
the Romany players the entire week
Monday
afternoon at (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
office
of March 22, includes several univerAward Given To Girl Making sity students in the cast. "Ab"
3 o'clock, and eight men were given
U. K. football star, has become
Best Grade in Principles
the pledge ribbons of the fraternity.
Hope
Those pledged were: Edgar
a star of the footlights. He takes the
Of Economics
t,
Sladen
part of an English colonel, and it
Lawton Stokley,
The Ch iOmega sorority offers an- seems that he is to have as great
Paul Porter, LaLwrence Mar- College Greeks Must Pay Taxes
on Their Houses
Stanley Royse, Frank Brown,
nually a prize of $25 to any girl mak- success on the stage as he did on the
shall,
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ing the highest grade for the entire football field.
and Joseph Palmer. Requirements
All hopes of the college Greeks for year, in principles
membership into Alpha Delta
for
of economiqs.
Addison teaman, university freshSigma are based on reasonable knowl- a chance to save a few sheckels It is for the purpose of promoting man from Henderson, will take the
edge of the newspaper profession and through the magnamity of the Ken- interest among women students in a part of David. He will be rememberin
a special inclination toward thoso tucky legislaturetaxes exempting them subject which they are taking a more ed for the remarkably good work he
on fraternity and
qualities which make for the highest from paying
more prominent part.
did in "Candida" at the 'Romany Jast
houses, were dashed into obscurity
respect of truth and fairness of the
The prize is to be awarded in fall. While this play is entirely difwhen the lower house of the legisla-- ,
printed word.
June by a committee composed of the ferent from Candida, it offers even
Short talks were made by War- ture killed the Howard bill Monday president, secretary, and treasurer of greater scope for Mr. Yeaman's talren A. Price, president of the fratern- night, March 15. The Howard bill, the fraternity. This committee will ent.
ity, and Kenneth H. Gregory, secre- incidentally, provided for the exempt- inquire of the several instructors
Contains Much Humor
tary, the latter giving the history of ing of college fraternities from tax- teaching economics concerning the
While the centers of culture welation.
the fraternity since its organization
quality of work done by women v his come any opportunity to laugh over
at the University of Missouri in 1913. Representative Keller, of Christian subject.
chapter is county, is said to have brought defeat
The Henry Watterson
It is one of the national policies of (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
the second oldest of 1G other chapters to the hopes of the Greeks when he the fraternity to award a prize in
Initiation serv- - made a violent attack on the fra- economics in
in the United States.
order to stimulate an internities in general, and especially
terest for it in women. For the past
(CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) those located at the university.
ten years Chi Omega has fostered the Brilliant Social Affair Will Be
study of economics.
In Men's Gymnasium
Doctor Wiest, Dean of the College
One ofi the most brilliant social
of Economics, said, "Women are not
usually inclined to elect economics, affairs of the season will be the
yet they 'are more and more called Junior Prom which will be given toupon to tako action in matters of cit- night, from 9 until 1 o'clock, in the
Is
in
izenship, and as much as they have men's gymnasium.
the right to vote they ought to unThe Hotel Alms orchestra, from
state tournament for the first time derstand economic questions. There- Cincinnati, Ohio, is to furnish the
(By KYLE WHITEHEAD)
with doubts at to their ability to last fore, I think it very splendid that Chi music for the event and the favors
The eighth annual high school bas- until the
handed the Lex- Omega stimulate interest in this sub- are to be leather date books.
The Prom is to be chaperoned by
ketball tournament sponsored by the ington Blue Devils their first defeat ject."
the deans of the various colleges,
athletic association of the university in 25 games and only one of the
Coach and Mrs. Fred J. Murphy, and
assisted by the SuKy circle, was season. This victory for tho CathMiss Margie McLaughlin.
brought to a triumphant close last olic team came as a blow to Lexington
1
Saturdav night when .the St. Xavier fans, for they considered tho local
team won the state laurel over the boys as state champions in every way
Today
Sax
Admirals of Danville, after both but name.
Those Expecting To Graduate
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strong contendteams had defeated
In June Urged To Get
"Wonder Team" Meets Defeat
Dr. Durton Speaks in Patt Hall
ers and favoru,es in the previous two
Records 0. K.d
the old gymnasium the same bit
at 3:30 O'clock
play, The girls' champion- of Inhistory was
days of
when two
enacted
ship was claimed by the Maysville "dark hores" in the girls' division won
A meeting of the Graduate club was
Under the auspices of the J. B.
quintet after a decisive victory over their way to tho finals.
The "wonder called by Dean Funkhouser on Satur- Sax lecture fund, Dr. Richard Burton,
Henderson.
team" from Georgetown failed to per- day, March 13, at 12 o'clock in tho of Englewood, N. J., is giving the last
All Dupe Upset
form and gave way to the Henderson Little theatre.
of a series of two lectures at PatterThe outcome of the 1920 tourna- girls, while Maysville flouted West
Dean Funhouser asked that all son hall at 3:30 o'clock today. The
ment brought many surprises to bas- Louisville. The finals of the girls' thoso who are expecting to graduate first one' was given yesterday and
ketball fans who were following the games was played in the men's gym- in June call at his office and tho reg. ' was on the subject of "Mark Twain,
progress of the contest.
The dope nasium Saturday afternoon.
istrar'a to make sure that all records as a Neighbor Saw Him." The secDuring tho progress of th tourn- are O. K. Commencement will take, ond and last of the series, to be given
bucket ws not only upset but was
e
down in the ament, officials who hud cli irgo of place on May 31. Therefore tho ten- this afternoon is "Joseph Conrud, Inturned completely
op Friday night, The lit- tho procedure, commended at
times tative thesis should be in the hand's' terpreter of Seas and Souls."
Danville, considered the sportsmanship und cleanliness of of the major professor not later than
tle Admirals of
Dr. Burton is a lecturer of national
opening of tho tournament as tho entrants. That fair play was a April 1, and the thesis completed by reputation, and his appearance here
at the
only another entry, fought tho favored dominant characteristic feature of the April 20,
Oral examinations for under the auspices of tho Sax lecture
Ashlund boys to a standstill and nosed teams was evidenced when considera- thoso graduate students graduating in fund is an unusual opportunity for
them out of the finals by u close ble difficulty was experienced in se- - June will bo held during the week of university students and Lexingtonians
score. The heralded team from St.
to hear a wonderful group of lectures.
.Xavier, of Louisville, coming to the (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT) (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
Everybody ia cordially invited.

SIGMA BETA XI
PURCHASE HOME

Last Chance, Seniors!

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VOTE 36 TO 40
TO DEFEAT BOND
ISSUE FOR U. OF K.

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commencement
exercises this afternoon or tomorrow morning in tho
business office of the university.
According to Joe Walter, chairman
of the invitation committee of the
senior class, this is positively the
last chance seniors will have to se-

cure invitations.
This year there arc two kinds of
invitations, one with leather and
the other with cardboard back3.
The booklets will be handsomely
engraved and embossed. No limit
is placed on the number any senior
may secure, but all members of the
graduating class are avdised to
place their orders this afternoon or
tomorrow morning. Otherwise it
will be impossible for them to secure any invitation.

Had Previously Been Passed by
House; Measure, Amended by
Senate, Does Not Carry on
Second Balloting
McVEV MAKES COMMENT
Says He Does Not Condemn Any
Alumnus Who Voted "No"
On Proposition
The $5,000,000 educational bond issue bill, $4,600,000 of which was to
be given to the University of Kentucky, was killed by the lower house
of the legislature Wednesday night
by a 36 to 40 vote.
The bill had previously been passed by the house but tho senate had

stricken out certain

BANQUET
TO BE MARCH 25
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parts

before

Ever

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U. K. SENIOR

to come. The Women's Administrative Council is sponsoring the banquet
and the president, Miss Eleanor Chen-au- lt
Smith, will act as- - toastmistress.
Girls, don't miss this party! You'll
be sorry if you do! Come and sit
with your class and show some spirit.

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1926-2- 7

EIGHT)

To Elect

A.

Officers

Soon

Men's Organization Will Take
Vote by Ballot First Part
of April.
The Y.M.C.A. of the University of
Kentucky will hold its annual election
of officers during the first part of
April.
The nominating committee,
composed of James W. Russell, president; Prof. T. R. Bryant, J. A. Wein-gartne- r,
John Owen, and Tom
Whayne have submitted the following
names for office:
President
Frank Melton, of Kevil.
M. H.

Crowderof

Select.

BEST

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SPEAKER

Martha Reed Wins First

Wo-

men's Oratorical Contest
Georgetown, Berea Tie
for Second Place

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GETS UNANIMOUS VOTE
Miss Martha Reed, of Marion, a
senior in the College of Arts and
Science, was the winner of the first
women's oratorical contest ever held
in the state at Dicker hall, Monday
night when she contested against representatives from Georgetown
and
Berea. This gives to the university
the distinction of having won both of
the state oratorical contests, the one
for men and the other for women.
Miss Reed's oration was entitled,
"Woman, the Enigma of the Ages,"
and she was unanimously chosen winner.
There was a tie for second
place between Miss Dorothy Hall, of
Georgetown
College, whose subject
was "Prohibition and Law Enforcement," and. Miss Bertella Lee, of Berea, who spoke on "This Battle Must
Be Won" a speech also pertaining to
the prohibition question.
Other colleges which could have entered the contest forfeited their
rights, either because they had no
representative to send, or because of
illness, as the case of Transylvania

J. R. Bullock
Forrest Mercer.
Secretary
James W. May.
Roy E. Proctor.
College.
Treasurer
G. Titus Fenn.
Judges for the contest were Dr.
v
George Fisher, of Georgetown; Prof.
P. B. Turner.
At the same election five men will W. II. Walker, of Berea, and' Prof.
W. R. Southerland, of the University
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Chi Omega Fraternity Possesses Rare
Antique in
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Saloon Mirror;
All They Lack Now Is a Brass Rail
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sending it back to the house.
The
changed bill did not meet the approval of the house members and the first
ballot was sufficient to defeat it.
The vote came up quickly
after

Speaker Drury had spent a moment
figuring out how the senate had
amended the bill. The house then
Tickets Are Now On Sale for quietly concurred in the amendments
First
and the roll call followed immediately
without debate, as follows:
Held for University
VOTING FOR THE BILL
Women
Berry, Berryman, Bowman,
Lee
TO BE AT PHOENIX HOTEL ClaYk, Cruse, Cushing, Daly, Dorman,
Fowler, Gartin, Glen, Gnau, Harmon,
Tickets are now on sale for the Hayse, S. K. Holland, E. M. Johnson,
first annual woman's banquet of the Leslie, Lewis, Manning, Shelby MarUniversity of Kentucky, to be given tin, Meyers, Miller, JVIiliken, Moore,
Thursday evening, March 25, in the Morris, Murphy, Park, Potter, Ryan;
ballroom of the Phoenix hotel at fi
o'clock.
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This banquet is the first to be held
at the university to which all women
are invited, and this one is expected
to set a precedent which will be followed enthusiastically in all the years

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(By LeROY SMITH)
Bein' as I was so fortunate as to
sneak into the office and catch our
only physically fit typewriter in a
state of repose, I sat down to cogitate
and meditate and waited for an inspiration to come trippin' in. After so
long a time, one arrived five foot
two, eyes of blue, flat feet, and a lot
of paint. Guess who? Well, I didn't know her, either, and sho didn't
know me because she ast mo if I knew
where I was or could be found. I
explained that I was mo and if she
hud any blackmail or scandal to contribute, we'd split tho commission.
Seemed like she'd been down to the
Chi Omega house and seen somethia'
which was a cross between an outrage
and an atrocity but die was so darn
enthusiastic tell in me about how it
affected her that I didn't get a chnnre
to find out what it was. After kickin'
the gas stove over and knockin' the
telephone oil" the desk, she jumped up
and said she had to make a class, ran
around the room a couple of times,
und neighed a farewell, leavin' me

go down to the Kio house and see

what was wrong.
About the first
thing I come across in the hall was a
saloon mirror which was
originally intended to hang behind
a bar so the customer could look at
himself an' if he was seein' double,
he'd buy a drink for the fellow with
him.

Betty Reggenstein says to mo that
this here mirror had come in and
parked itself on the wall while the
sisters was all uway and give me to
understand that it hadn't got no ovation when they discovered it. A lot
of frat men came courtin' the afternoon they got it and that night every
frat house on tho campiu called
up and jjuvo the Kios orders for
everything from champagne down to
plain moonshine.
Everybody that
came in wrote another item on the
free lunch menu and inquired when
the bar and the brass rail was expected. Betty says that the worst thing
about It, outside of tho way it looked,
wus that anybody could glunce into it
and keep tub on all the sisters on the
wonderin' what it was all about.
first floor, and nobody wants some?
I figured that maybe I hud ought to body cheekin' up on
'em all the time.

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