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Published every Friday throughout the
of the University of Kentucky.
Hi dear Cub,
college year by the student body of the University. ,
This professional life of a cuhess is
Subscription One Dollar and Fifty Gents a Year Five Cents the Copy. rather a strain at times. Tho, last
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assignment doled out to me nearly
REPORTERS
had a tragic ending.
E. T. Higgins
EDITORIAL
Ann Gormlcy
Namely, here it is. I hnd to see
Leida Kcycs
Hunter Moody
one of the professors in the AgriculMaria Middolton tural College and n.k him to recom
Nnll 'Plumnier
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
R. C. Claxon
Emmet Milward
mend an intelligent senior whom 1
J. A. Estcs
Helen Shclton
Joseph Palmer
could interview on the subject of
Llewellyn Jones
Virginia Boyd
The senior recommended
MANAGING EDITOR
Catherine Carey riculture. informed in his subject ns
Rebecca Edwards
wns well
Arthur II. Morris
Charlsov Smith you
Virginia Conroy
will readily see In n lew more
Maud Van Buskirk
Jewell Hays
lines. 1 timidly npproached my vic
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Redmond Betty Rcgcnstein
Catherine
I came to
Addison Yeaman tim, and explained how
Kyle Whitehead
Florence Ogdon Louise Jclicrson
Byron Pumphrey even look at such a mighty upper
Dave Alexander
Maria McElroy
Frances Lee
classmen.
Harold Brush
Margaret McWilliams
I.ucilo Cook
It was easy to discern that I was
Curtis Buehler
BUSINESS
awed, but this knowing senior, launched on the subject of seeds, and my
BUSINESS MANAGER
NEWS
relief was almost visible because I did
Jack Warren
not know what a seed looked like. I
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'might discuss
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AN INSTITUTION OF HONOR
The University of Kentucky was signally honored last. Friday by the
installation of a. chapter, in the College of Arts and Sciences, of Phi Beta
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Kappa, which enjoys high standing and is tne oldest scnoiasuc iraiurimy
in the United States. , It may be said, as was stated by the Rev Oscar M.
Voorhces, of New York, secretary of the national Phi Beta Kappa, in his
""speech presenting the charter at the installation banquet, held at the La
fayette hotel .Friday evening, that this installation proves that, "the Uni- - iversity of Kentucky has arrived."
The installation of this chapter of Phi Beta Kappa, comes .to the uni
versitv as one of the most outstanding honors ever awarded to it in its
history, and the members of the student body and faculty take peculiar
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tins insuiuuuu id uii nf nntir fivn
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that can boast of chapters of this organization, lor an educational institution to be granted a chartor of Phi Beta Kappa means that that university
on a scholastic plane with the best universities in the United States, and for
itudent to be invited to become a member of this fraternity means that his
nding throughout his four years of university training is 2.6 or higher,
i is not an honor which can be attained by everyone and those seniors
graduates who were taken into Phi Beta Kappa last Friday are to be
ratulated, for he who wears the Phi Beta Kappa pin deserves scholastic

;nition.
The University of Kentucky is advancing; it has been advancing
idly for the last six or seven years and the granting of this charter
The spirit of
Phi Beta Kappa comes as recognition of laudable effort.
n, on, U. of K." is becoming mere pronounced each year and it is through
efforts of such as those who were taken into this, the highest' ranking schol
astic fraternity in the world, lasl Friday that this institution should be able
to attain still greater heights. Undergraduates, those who have jlone their
nart nnd cone on are lookinsr to us to achieve these honors. Let us. catch
the spirit of the hour and "carry on."

Cravens, senior agricultural student,
has given mo his permission to
use it. Part of it is true, hut the
seeds did grow.

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Eight Added to Men's Honorary
Musical Fraternity

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Eight students wore pledged to the
Guthrie
They were:
fraternity.
Bright, Frank Brown, Frank "CumCyrus A.
mins, George Newman,
Poole, H. R. Phoenix, Neil Plummer,
and Dixon Rnpp.
Tho active members of the fratern
ity are: J. R. Beam, M. M. Freeman,
H. B. Moore, R. N. Platts, L. T. Underwood, Joe Walter, L. I. Freemnn,
G. Phillip Young, and II. S. Turner.
Initiation services will be held the
latter l,art of "March.

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nanncr that his seeds did not crow,
md thnt the farmers were going to Head of Sociology Department
nob him. It was so pathetic I almost
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VRePiTfeinProAKt of (ml

Corn Gluten Feed is safe in any quantity. Many feeders
have fed it straight as a substitute for corn. One ton contains
the protein, vitamincs and mineral salts of nearly four tons of

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This farnous protein product of corn is composed
wholjy of the gluten and bran of sound, whole corn.
There is less than 8 pounds of bran in each 100 pounds.
The Mass. Experiment Station says corn bran is
equal to wheat bran.

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Alphn Gammn of Phi Mu Alpha,
the men's national honornry musfcnl
fraternity, held its annual pledging
exercises Monday, March 8, in tho

The senior sold his seed so well that
concluded he must have kissed the
Blarney stone, but I did not verify
;his statement.
It scms thnt he visited every farmer
n Kentucky attempting to sell some
.ccds. The farmers, knowing that ho
vas a U K. man, invested heavily.
Well, six months later our senior
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At this time Dr. Best will preconference on teaching and research hnll.
In the southern region, which is being sent Kentucky's report.
hold at tho University of Virginin today nnd tomorrow.
Progress in tho south is to bo discussed at tho conference nnd all the
larger institutions of higher learning
will be
and education of
represented iit tho 1920 session, which
follows n most successful initial meeting held nt tho University of North
With college parties on
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famou3 "O" steamers of
Each of the southern states will
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present reports on the extent of
teaching and research in the social
Write tor tlluitrnled Doaklft.
sciences nt tho spring opening meetSehofll mt
ing to bo held Friday morning, Mnrch
Travel. Inc.
19, in the auditorium 'of mndison
112 CoHeca St. Ken farm, Cfm.
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whole corn.
Feed Corn Gluten Feed with your corn, oats and barley. Your
leguminous roughages will supply all the protein "variety" the
animal wants or needs. This has been fully demonstrated by
practical feed lot experience.

Finally, with his commercial clo-Dr. Harry Best, head of the depart
mence, (the same eloquence that sold
he seeds for him) he pleaded that ment of sociology at the University
of Kentucky, is attending the second
he farmers give him mercy.
He asked them if they had planted
"he seeds during the dark of the moon,
vnd they said yes.
"That is why the seeds did not
grow," exclaimed our senior, "You
should have planted them in, the light
of the moon. I am going to give you
each a package of my seeds as a sample, and you must plant them on the
seventh hour of the first day of the
third month. If you stretch a string
across the row where you plant the
seeds it will have a magnetic effect in
helping them to sprout."
Chose Wrong Profession
Cub, this senior is so exceptionally
skilled that he ought to be a lawyer
or a politician.
By night he stole out to all the
"arms and hunted for plots with the
strings across the rows, and working
by the aid of his last Christmas pock- et flash light, he planted another row
of seeds along side of the string.
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You see cub, he was so desperate for
fear ,that his seeds would not grow
that his wonder brain evolved this
unique plan which was to have a
"uniquer" outcome. He thought that
one of the rows would surely sprout.
"f-.......Imagine the farmer's astonishment
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when they beheld two rows. of seedlets
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instead of one. Our senior was in a
wild plan after
desperate state. One
another whirled in his brain, and he
finally gave them the astonishing
knowledge that these were twin seeds.
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Our $15,000.00 Prize Contest

CANFQRD'S

On April 1 our Prize Contest will start and the following prizes
will be awarded and paid to good feeders:
14 Prizes for Cow Teitlnr Associations
$ 3,000.00

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Prizes
Prizes
Prizes
Prizes
24 Prizes
57 Prizes
14
7
14
12

for Individual Dairy Hard
for Championship Cowa
for Beef Cattle Feeders
for supervisors or verifiers
for herd managers
feed dealers
for

122 Prizes, totaling- -

2,100.00
1,000.00
2,500.00
2,650.00
1,250.00
2,500.00

$15,000.00

Every feeder of six or more dairy cows, or forty or more beef
cattle is invited to enter this contest. The rules are few and simple
and no entry fee is charged. The contest will end September 36,
1016.

This is a big educational program of a great basic industry.
will be conducted on the highest possible plane and is entitled

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the same support given to state fairs and livestock shows.
The rules and conditions are fully given in our Bulletin .No. 4.
Write for it today.

Associated Corn Products ManufacturerB
Feed Research Department
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Hugh G. Van Pelt, Director
208 South La Salle St., Chicago, III.

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DESERVED HONOR
The Kernel had intended before this to make editorial comment on
the gratifying fact that Prof. J. T. C. Noe; of the faculty of the Univers
ty of Kentucky, had hern named by the legislature of the state as the
"loet laureate of the commonwealth.
The' legislature of Kentucky could not have made a happier choice,
virtually with the nation itself
rofessor Noe's fame is
id few men have been acclaimed so uniformly in this particular phase of
ie world of letters or so widely and so generously as he.
The Kernel lifts its title to the poet laureate of Kentucky and bids
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flight upon vrhich the wings of his
"bon voyage" to .him in the
fancy are so able to bear him.

GENTLEMANLY CONDUCT
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which the old stove in the country
;tore so frequently suffers.
I began to look around me and won-Je- r
if I had thoughtlessly strolled out
0 one of the state's institutions for
he feeble minded instead of to the
miversity campus. Again my attcn-io- n
was called to the individuals in
;uestion by the
of
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small match box which, having
,erved its purpose as such, was being
iroken into bits for the entertainment
f those whose powers of concentra-io- n
were not sufficient to disregard

Kernel has received the followletter in which a student of the
College of Agriculture of the univer- sity wished to express his opinion oi
tne ungennemaniy conuuci prucuceu
by some of the students wTien a
teacher appeared in the class.
J KerneThctixtjly
endorses this particular student's view on this subject
...! tnlino iilonsnvfi in iillftinir this
matter before the student body of the
E'iE? 'university for comment.
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ino letter follows:

No doubt your reactions are two-olat least.
First, why did the
Editor in Chief, Kentucky Kernel,
eachor permit such actions? A sub-tituLexington, Kentucky.
teacher is at a decided disadfe'ear Editor:
vantage to say the least, and the
Tn mvlnr th.it I mav not be mis- was hardly sufficient to
understood entirely. I wish to make it
Second,
wrath of the Gods.
jillcar that I am neither a parent,
' grandparent nor a candidate for the iuch a thing probably never happened
' listry.
f am a firm believer in the )cfore and may never happen again!
irleston, bobbed hair and the liber-us- e True enough, but it is not the incident
of cosmetics, including the vhich matters so much as the concept
lipstick but there are, )f human relationships which caused
t, and other incidents which hatch in
ever, occasional outcropping "ex-ssioof individuality" to which similar incubators.
Yours very truly,
ust become "educated."
Dana G. Card.
pday, when a substitute teacher
eared in class for the second time
Visitor "Do you support tho Ken3 week, I was disgusted to notice
it fwo young men wove prepared tucky Kernel?"
Freshman "Of course not, it has
the occasion with a package of
$wing tobacco and two pairs of a stall'."
jye molars. In due course of time
Thirty-tw- o
"women of the Univerjso artists of mastication hud their
tesian wells working at a rate of sity of Kansas have been chosen to
out 70 per cent efficient, (similar to form the women's rifle squad to shoot
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In competition with other universities.
qunt Vesuvius in eruption).
the floor and the reur cor-- f Instead of teaching 'em to cook and
the room were subject to an sew, they teach them to. shoot. Not
ttack similar to those. from so good!
March 11, 1920

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