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Joe develops his "line" unconsciously by his
association with his fellows. The girl acquires
hers through much deliberation and serious
practice with her gentleman admirers. Joe has
"otflclM NtwM'Pfr of the Studonts of thr UntvftMty
no particular desire except to get along with
of Kentucky, Lexlnaton
people and make the required standing to stay
MEMDEIt K. I P A.
Josephine sets her aim far higher.
In college.
Entered at Lexington.
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She not only wants to make friends, to maintain
Postofflce a neeond class mall matter
her standing, but also to acquire several bits of
SUMMER SESSION
Jewelry In the form of fatcrnlty pins.
But after all wc doubt If we would have her
C E. BARNES
Society Editor
HAZEL DAUCOM
be depended upon to
Manager otherwise. If she could
ROY Jt. OWSLEY
do the orthodox things consistently, there would
(Phones Ashland 6802, University 74i
Assistant Manager not be nny jim j,, trying to understand her.
coleman r. smith
She's Just n little of everything that Is Interest
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Thomas Riley Ing and even a puzzle to herself. She doesn't
Ed Conby
Clarence Barnes
know ahead of time what she will do In a given
situation, and If she did, she would probably do
something else. Such Is life!
the University during the present
Students at
summer session are doubtedly Impressed that the
COLLEGE COMMENT
present water situation might be much Improved. As a matter of actual fact, we arc Informed
Nebraska State has a new ruling that no stu
that the peculiar and somewhat unpleasant dent may take part in any college activity until
Is not due to the presence of Impurities of
taste
an official certificate of eligibility from the facany kind but rather to the process of insuring ulty eligibility committee has been filed with
pure water. At any rate, the authorities are the officer In charge of the activity. What a
doing all that they can to Insure a supply of cood wav that will be to dispense with a lot of
water to the city and University, and purposeless orders that have no particular exgerm-fre- e
the administration Is placing ice in most of the cuse for being and solicit their membership
coolers so that the students will not suffer almost entirely from students who have noththrough lack of adequate drinking water.
ing else to do.
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While It is clear that the situation leaves
A new course Is being offered this summer
much to be desired, wc are more fortunate than
many other sections of the state. There Is no for the first time In the history of Oklahoma
possibility for several months, even during an State College on "How to Raise and Care for
entire absence of rainfall, that Lexington will Children." We've always wondered why some
be short of water. With the present supply, such course couldn't be ofTered to teach people
and the measures that are being taken to keep the responsibilities of matrimony. Entirely too
the water pure, the dangers have been greatly many of the courses that we take in college are
of little practical value. For the girls, at least,
minimized.
training In motherhood is something that should
be of a great deal more practical value to them,
charcoal drawing, when
than say, a course
COLLEGE ( all the charcoal thatin they see after they leave
For more years than we care to count we have school will be what they pull out of the heatbeen amused by the recorded exploits of one ing stove!
"Joe College," prototype of all college freshmen.
Not more than 20 per cent of the 38,000
During some several years we have been wondering If Joe doesn't have a little sister. We freshmen enrolling In 20 state Institutions of
believe that there is a prototype of college higher learning last fall entered college with
freshman girl Just as surely as there is an in- reading capabilities surpassing seventh grade
dividual that Is representative of all other col- students, according to J. W. Shephard, director
of the department of education cooperation at
lege men.
surJoe's chief claim to fame is his general lack the University of Oklahoma. We're not
of Information. His sister, Josephine, Is not well prised that reading is becoming a lost art in
known for the information that she has at her view of some of the pedagogical methods that
command, but what she can hide gracefully. are being used on the poor, unsuspecting high
Joe professes Ignorance of all his sister assumes school student. Not until requirements for high
a blase cognizance of everything of importance. school teachers are raised to the standards of
Joe Is at least original; he seeks originality in California and a few other states will the high
dress and ingenuity in conversation. Josephine school students be even fairly trained when
seeks to conform to the masses, and her conver-sato- n they reach college.
is but a mimicking of her favorites. Joe
Donations amounting to $120,000 were made
may violate the University regulations, but he
is willing to face his accusers. Josephine usually to the University of Cincinnati recently. These
prevails on a sorority sister with Influence to gifts presented were the result of the generosity
intervene for her with the greatly feared dean. of widows of former students of the school.

The Kentucky Kernel

THE WATER SITUATION

JOSEPHINE

Dnm.TDVurv UPTURN

He Do you know that girl?
Yeh, she no's me, too.

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Dr. J. Holmes Martin, Prof. C. E.
Harris and Prof. W. W. Insko have
"Haven't I seen you before?"
recently returned from Montreal,
"No, I have never been to the zoo"
Canada, where they have been at- Poultry
tending the International
"My girl thinks I am a wit."
Science Association meeting.
"Well, she's half right."

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SOUTH LIME

DOKOTHY CARR, Editor
POROKTFULNESS
Shall I go, and In some other air
Dig in a phantom earth with phantom spade.
And all the memories of the world will fade
From less to less: I shall grow unaware
Of things that were most precious and most fair.
Till all the lovely ghosts of earth are laid;
I shall forget even the things you said
I shall forget your eyes, your voice, your hair.
And In that twilight region where a year
May be a million ages or a day
Someone will come arid whisper In my car
A name I do not know, but, strangely stirred,
I shall arise, and muse awhile and say,
"Helen? Helen? I do not know the word."
ROBERT BELL.

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send those summer clothes when
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Piece Suits
washed, 75c

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Gilbert Emery

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Enjoy this delicious disli today. Fresh, ripe bananas
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Could any dish of ice cream be more delightful?
You'll like it better than any other ice cream because it is Heathized our exclusive method of
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Don't fail to try our new banana ice cream toduy.
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Fraternity and Sorority
furniture will be given
the best of at
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Prof. A. E. Heath, of Cambridge University,
for the double j
urges lectures on
purpose of making class room worn more interesting while In school, and life more interesting as the students grow older. We wonder
who could be secured to teach the fundamentals of a class of that kind. Oh, certainly, not
our staid and .dignified professor who would
blush at the very thought!

5:30

SODA FOUNTAIN

how small the article,

KEEP US BUSY

Though I would erase It, not asking a wherefore,
Embittered he feels that he wronged me; and
therefore
No matter what winters my friend may outlive me,
I know, to my grief, he will never forgive me!

11:30

Lunch
Dinner

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TRAGEDY
He wronged me; but quickly the pang of it
perished.
For how should a wrong be remembered and
cherished
When love Is a compact too dear for the
pledgers
and
To enter each debt in account-book- s
ledgers?

NORMA

Breakfast

Hauling

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He was bound Inland with his windy passion,
Enslaved at desks with fever In his eyes.
Pacing his floor at night he strove to fashion
The old remembrance of the sea gull cries.
And here he lies, as rooted as this tree,
Giving to earth what he could not give the sea.
FRANCES M. FROST.

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Mrs. Loncbody
away a good deal at night, and I
want a narrot for company. Docs
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Dealer Lady, with that bird In
the house, you'll never miss your
husband.
No matter how large or

University Shoe Shop

seas where only red moons slip
On far-o- ff
Across the bows or tangle In the spars.
He thought of gleaming sunsets over water,
gales and
Of golden dawns and black-teethe- d
stars,
And sea denied, yet secretly he sought her.

Summer, 1930

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Prof. E. S. Oood, head of the An- imal Husbandry department,
will
leave Friday, August 15, for Waslv
Ington, Ind., where he will address
a farm program there.

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A laughing pirate on a whltc-wlngHis dreams were all of a wild adventuring

Francis X. Bushman, Jr.

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habits?" cried old Mr. Quickenbush, ; g
as his new assistant reeled into the I H
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hall last night.
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to announce that they have pur- chased the old
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J. D. MORRIS SHOE SHOP
at 209 East Main Street
Mr. Morris will operate this shop,
while C. H. McAtee will continue to
operate his two shops at
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