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Itcsult of the "scrambled cbb" nnd
plays "Formation.
try to guess
them as you so. Just a chance to
hit Ihn mnrlt: shootlntr In the Utter
dark. There's one more secret play.

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Chimney Corner Building

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your eyes and make a grab. Make
your guess wltn quaint surmise, scan
the scores with wild surprise!"
John Klcran In The New York
Times.

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I'll wager that the Wildcat
baskclccrs arc the only ncttcrs In
the country that Practice In Silks.
Coach Maucr has diked his boys out
In the tidy underwear used as game
suits last season. "Clothes make the
man' wonder If he thinks that also
applies to basketball players?
Tennessee may not have the best
team in the Conference but any
backficld quartette that can keep
Paul Hcydrlck on the substitute
bench must be pretty hot. Last
week, he was personally responsible
for 32 points against Carson-Newmwhile the Vol varsity vacationed.
And he is the same elusive
Mercury that smeared Kentucky's
Big Green with Sloan's liniment and
an overwhelming defeat in 1928. In
track meet last
one freshman
spring, Hcydrlck accummulated 26
points, performing in
of the Rats' 34
field and weight events and on the
track.

FURNITURE COMPANY
(Incorporated)
157 N. Lime

Opp. Barr St.

See Our Complete New Line of Cedar

Chests in Natural, Cedar and Walnut.

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Prices Ranging from $8.75 to $46.50
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Ligon is Present
For Inauguration
Of R. M. Hutchins

Impressions
ARE LASTING, YOU KNOW! SO LOOK
YOUR BEST WHILE ON THE CAMPUS.
YOUR CLOTHES CANNOT ALL BE
NEW, BUT THEY CAN BE CLEAN AND
D.

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Extra Pants
Sweaters
Ties, per Dozen
LADIES' WEAR
Cloth or Jersey Dresses
Plain Silk Dresses

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Evening Dresses
Coats, plain

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TELEPHONE

SERVICE

"Well, your honor, it was like
this," said tho man charged with
disturbing the peace. "Mo and my
wife gets into argument over the
washing money. She calls me n lazy
loafer and hits mo on tho head with
a kettle. Then I knocked her down
and up she comes again and knocks
me down and kicks mo in tho neck!"
"I sec," said the magistrate; "and
what next?"
"Then we gets mad and starts to
fight." Tit Bits.

Phones Ashland 21 or 640

Hutchinson's Drug Store
PRESCRIPTIONS
Main and Deweese

Angry Customer: These eggs aren't
fresh.
Indignant
Grocer: Not fresh?
Why, the boy brought them from
uiu country mis morning.
Customer: What country?
Wash. Cougar's Paw.

Christmas Cards

STILL
Kodaks
Films

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Clock Repairing
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hesterfield
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Near Fayette Bank

THE NAIL on the head" ...cut out the
frills, give smokers the one thing they want
and sales will take care of themselves.
At least, that's the Chesterfield platform. The
one thing smokers want is good taste and that's
the one thing we're interested in giving them

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"He managed 'The Kentuckian'
Doctors worked in vain;
Poor Couch I
Died Insane I"

R. W. SMOCK

One Day Cleaning Service on Men's Clothes
One Day Laundry Service

WRAPPING PAPER

SEALS

selves.

Walked all over town looking for
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a cheap
Was married out in tho backyard
so the chickens could ge the rice.
Took to swimming so he could
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care Is taken to fill prescrlp-tlon- s

MOEE SCOTCII

Lexington Laundry Co.
Opposite Phoenix Hotel

conversation

the tclcphoncl That's nil you
need do to have fresh drugs

Then there was the Scotchman
who:
Drank tea for 20 years and had
to stop when hi tea leaves wore out.
Bought old model Fords to sell
to his friends for vibrators.
Put popcorn in his wife's pancakes so they would turn over them-

BIOLOGY TEST.
Question What are bacteria?
Answer Bacteria are "Jurmes."

139 EAST MAIN STREET

Alterations

Professor M. E. Lieon. of the Col
lege of Education, left Monday to
attend the inauguration nf rir
Robert M. Hutchins as president of
me university or Chicago. Professor Ligon, graduate of that Univer
sity, was selected by President
Frank L. McVey to represent the
university or Kentucky at the serv
ices, which were held Tuesday
morning. Professor Ligon returned
to Lexington that night Immediate
ly following the exercises.
Dr. Robert M. Hutchins is the son
Of Dr. William J. Hutchins
nrrxsJ.
dent of Berea College, who will be
one or tne Honored guests at the
inauguration. The speakers at the
service will be Dr. J. R. AnirAii
president of Yale University, where
Dr. ttooert M. Hutcnins served as
dean of law school; Dr. David Kin-le- y,
president of the University of
Illinois, and Dr. Walter Dill Scott,
president or Northwestern University. A "dinner In honor of the new
president will be given Tuesday
night.

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accurately.

TRUTH.

"CLEANLINESS
You
the last word in sanitation at
our shop each instrument used in
ing you has been cleaned or sterilized
since previous use on another patron.

Suits Made To Order
Pressing

Phone Ash 921)
Dry Cleaning

Warren, Prop.

McVey Hall

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One Glance Means You Will Buy

MEN'S WEAR
Suits
Suits

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P. B. Robards
COLLEGE BOYS' TAILOR

W..L.T. Pel.
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j The Viaduct Barber Shop

IN POUNDS AND IN BOXES
75c to $1.25

WELL-PRESSE-

"Knute Itockne's first Job was In
tho Chicago Post Office at the
handsome salary of five bucks per
week," says Jimmy Corcoran In tho
December issue of College Humor,
"I am told by old time employees
of tho P. O. that Rockne could toss
a mall sack farther and faster than
anyone In that place. One day he
asked for a raise. They gave him
an extra fifty cents per week, nnd
that's one reason why Knute Rockne
went to Notre Dame. The other
was that he could sprint and pole
vault. Ho did not go to Notre Dame
as n football player, and I will bo
willing to bet my straw skimmer on
that. I have It from one of King
Knutc's old associates, who will go
nameless here (In order to save his
hide), that Rock arrived at the
South Bend station with a derby
hat, a sweater with a choker collar,
a pair of trousers that had given
good mileage and a track suit.
You can believe this or not. Still
another crony swears that Rock
borrowed forty-fiv- e
dollars to get
his first peek at tho golden dome
of Notre Dame. I wish to be neutral here, although I will state
that Rock paid back the forty-five- ."
"In looking over my favorite
boxing guide, I see no record of tho
mysterious conductor who barnstormed the town of Nlles, Michigan, La Porte, Indiana, and way
places, polishing off some of the
of the day. In
fact, there may never have been a
mysterious conductor?
that some one will accuse this
spienaia old Norseman of picking
up a stray Iron lad here and there
In his freshman year, I will not
place the stamp of fact upon it.
Let it go as a rumor."

S. C. STANDING

Team
Tennessee
Tulano
Duke
North Carolina
Vandcrbllt
Florida
Kentucky
L. S. U.
Alabama

When some one recently called
our attention to a headline in a
college paper, which read "Knute
Rockne Began Life in a Postoffice"
W. W.
grew suspicious.
we immediately
We wondered if he hadn't come
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The phone rang at McGary &
Special Delivery, but it remained Butler's. Jeff Russell answered.
for some wise guy to suggest that
Lady Do you have any
192 W. Short, Lexington
this was a genuine cose of Registered Male.
Jeff Yes, ma'm, oranges, apples, Bring-- 'em today get 'em tomorrow
November 23
peaches, grapes and lemons.
To Lose
To Win
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Boston U.
Boston College
New Hampshire
Brown
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Chicago
Washington
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Orgeon State 1
Detroit
Duke
Wake Forest
Duguesne
Haskell
Bucknell
Fordham
OUR MOTTO"
Washington State
Gonzaga
Yale
Harvard
will find
5
Purdue
Indiana a
Missouri
Kansas
serv- - 1 1
Nebraska
Kansas Aggies
Lafayette
Lehigh
11
Tufts
Massa. Aggies
12
Iowa
Michigan 1
Wisconsin
Minesota
Navy
West Va. Wesleyan
N. Y. U
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Rutcers
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Notre Dame
Northwestern
Illinois
(Formerly of the Lafayette Hotel Barber Shop)
Ohio State 5
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Florida
South Carolina
So. Methodist
Rice
Stanford
California
Vlllanova .... North Carolina State
DePauw
Wabash

Have You Gotten Your
U. K. STATIONERY
With Seal in Either Blue or Gold?

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Rockne Got First
Football Practice
Passing Mailsacks

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