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At the end of the recitation hour
the boy sitting In the corner who i
wears ti large "K" sweater, dashes
for the door and In doing so turns
over chairs but never stops to pick
them up.
Picture: Football player majoring
in Journalism must be on time for
lecture.
The following are Just n few pen
portraits of the professor's conception of the insects that Infest our
campus:
The engineer Is easily distinguished; he Is always tearing somcthng
to pieces In order to sec what It Is
made of, never constructing anything.
The Arts and Science student likes
to play.
The "Ag" student Is more easily
confused with the foregoing types
for they arc subject to any affliction.
One may nlways locate him at a
hnsknt hnll irnmp liv Min mnmwr n
which he "razzes" the referee; he
, thinks that he is calling hogs.
Then there Is that Individual who
makes an everlasting Impression upon everyone. He sits by one's side
during a lecture and asks the time of
day at
intervals, and
when class is over, asks for the notes
that he did not have time to take.
The girls arc the only ones who
censure the history student.
He
never remembers dates.

lead but a
the Vols to n
Groups Lead
nearer comnarison of the two teams
may be drawn from the fact that i
in scholastic Averages lor
Alabama was weakest against the)
Spring Semester of Last
Knoxvillo boys while the 'Cats were
Year
crinnlcd when they faced the
strongest 'Bama lineup of the cur-- j
riuik h)ghcr
Womcn sluAmUl
The Annual Fall Festival, sponsorrent season.
scholastlcally than men students,
ed by the College of Agriculture, will
Captain Will Ed Covington, badly
men lead fraternity
bo held at 7:30 this evening, at the Injured in
has recover- - mcnj sorority girls log behind non-c- d
completely nnd is anxious to take SOrorlty girls, and seniors lead all
Judging Pavilion on the University
a parting crack at Kentucky's an- - other classes, according to the rela- farm.
clent rivals. "Covy" indicated by tlvc scholarship standing of campus
is Invited to attend. It
The public
his marvelous performance In Vlr- - groups for the second semester, 1028-- 1
is an opportunity to "Know your glnla
last week when the rest of the 29, released this week from the of- -i
University" and especially the Colwas somewhat dormant, that
of the dean of men. Alpha
lege of Agriculture and what they team in top form to lead his mates flee
Gamma Rho, with a standing of
he Is
are doing.
contest. Jack 1,605, made the highest fraternity
in an
Each year the College of AgriPhlpps also signalled his return by; ranking, while Alpha Delta Thcta
culture, previous to the Internation- starring ogainst the Cadets although sorority led the girl's groups with a
al Live Stock Show held at Chicago, he still wears a cast on his left hand standing of 1.990.
holds their own Little International
Fraternity standings for the
to protect n badly shattered finger.
Show which Is an exhibition of the
Phlpps, Andrews, Rose, and'mcstcr were: Alpha Gamma Rho,
live stock that the University of Splcer, who have been among the,
Delta Tau Delta, 1.G39; Alpha
n,
Kentucky takes to Chicago.
casualties at other times during the Gamma Epsilon, 1.G20; Kappa
Delta Chi, 1554; Phi
This year the name has been
have rounded into condition ma, 1.G04;
Kappa Tau, L499; Sigma Nu, 1.422;
changed from "Little International and are fit to carry the battle to the
Alpha Tau Omega, 1.411; Sigma
Show" to "Annual Fall Festival" .j,i,nr.
Beta Xi, 1.374; Sigma Chi, 1.293;
with many new features added. The
Major Bob Key land, who directs A1 lm s
phli 1215. Phl Delta
In the College
Block and Bridle club
athletic destinies of the Tonnes- - heta 1 207- - Triangle, 1.192; Pi
of Agriculture is doing their best to the teams, refuses to take the
see
A'lpha, 1.143; Kappa Alpha,
make this the biggest and best show tucky game lightly, NO matter how
lil2i; phi Sigma Kappa, 1.120;
the University has ever held.
may
The program will consist of ex- seem, inferior, the Wildcats of up-- j ma Alpha Epsilon, LOGO,
they have the faculty
sorority rankings were: Alpha
hibits made by the Agronony, Dairy
Animal Industry, and Home Eco- setting the hopes of the neighbors Delta Thcta, li990; Delta Delta
when the game appears to be 'Delta, 1.930; Zcta Tau Alpha, 1.840;
nomic departments of the college; Just
S
TUItN AMAZONS
r ome musical selections furnished by safely In the bag. Last fall, when Kappa Delta, 1.780; Chi Omega,
When LaCritique, sober "ultra" the University band, a style show, the Vols headed strongly for the tl- -, 1.500; Beta Sigma Omlcron, 1.470;
magazine of the University of Chi- and other atttractive features.
tic, the men of Gamage up and 'Delta Zeta, 1.343; Alpha XI Delta,
cago, said that co-ego to college
Heretofore the Home Economic sprung a surprise In the face of Mc- - 1.340; Alpha Gamma Delta, 1.320;
either to get an education or a hus- Department has played a minor roll Ever and company, ruining their and Kappa Kappa Gamma, 1.000.
band, university women admitted in this show, but this year they have chances with a 0 to 0 tie. This sea- The standing of general groups
that was reasonable.
taken a leading part and they will son for the second time Kentucky has been summarized by Dean Mel-i- s
the only strong team in the way cher as follows: All students, 1.453;
But when the same article charg- add much color to the festival. One
ed that sororities and women's clubs feature is the "Human Stock Judg- of Tennessee, now tied with Tulane all womcn, 1.G42; all men, 1.361; fra-fItcrnlty men, 1.358;
were "matrimonial clearing houses," ing" contest which is a novelty and
the lead.
men- - 1,3(33 ; sorority women, 1.540;
which "put their pledges on exhibit should prove very interesting
Mnlor 2rrII,t- a P
women, 1.G90; all frcsh- w" of
and gradually developed them to the
X Kentucky
men. 1.384; all sophomores, 1.364;
point where they were wearing some
the
M63. all senlorSi li843.
VIRGINIA STUDENTS MUST
man's fraternity pin," Irate co-eCaptain Howard Johnson will lead
fJreh men wom'en (1 .470 . all frcsn.
GET CONSENT TO MARRY the Vols from his berth at tackle.
resented, stormed publication office
1296 all sophomore wo-Jamcn m
with protests of "unfair."
, rnfl. n cnnimnwo mnn i tor- Johnston will balance the line
Undergraduates at the University on
Editors of the magazine locked
t
the other side while Fuller and all junlor womeni li550l all junlor
the doors, ventured out on the cam-p- ut of West Virginia will not be permitonly when necessary.
ted to marry without the written "Hobo" Thayer, the latter a strong meni 137G; an senlor women, 1.961;
honors, will aU senlor meni 1760; college of
The writer remained anonymous. consent of both parents, according ibid for
to a new ruling of the faculty. The be at the guard posts. The old re- - Arts and Sciences, 1.590; Agriculture
The Wisconsin university baseball penalty for breaking the rule will liable, Jim Finney, will be the snap- - college, 1.226; Education College,
and Paul Hug and Fritz '1.582: Commerce Collcce. 1.205: Law
team has resumed fall practice after be dismissal from the institution. per-ban lapse of several years.
The ruling was adopted as the re- Brandt are scheduled to patrol the college, 1.375; Engineering College,
1.311.
sult of too many students elopments flanks.
"Why should I lend you five during the last school year.
Kappa Delta Pi, honorary educa- The Tennessee backfleld is already
dollars?"
tlonal fraternity, led all other groups
known wherever football Is played,
of
"For sentimental reasons."
on the campus with
THE GREEN TREE
a veisatile veteran in the person of ' 2.637, followed closely abystandingBeta
"How's that?"
Tau
The Green Tree Tea Room serves Jimmy Dodd will call the signals as
"I've got a date."
nonorary engineering iimerniiy,
a dollar dinner each evening. adv. well as attending to the kicking and
'passing for his team. Then the , with a standing of 2.338, and Mortar
He: "Your face seems familiar to
."
Four new buildings costing
great touchdown terrors, Hackman Board, women's senior fraternity,
proximately $1,400,000, are being anu iviucvur, win siuri, ,ni ii.. iiiau- - (2.2fifi. Knntin Kanna Gamma, social
i
me
'
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She: "Maybe I'm your compan- - erected by the University of
with a standing of 1.000,
back roles. In all probability, Quinn
sylvania.
wife!"
Decker, great defensive fullback, will , had the lowest rating.
be sufficiently recovered to take the
assignment at his regular job. If SeaSOn IS
All Makes
not, Ty Disney, a product of Ken
tucky, will assume his duties for the
Beer Keg battle.
teams
While various athletic
representing the University of KenSale or Rent
tucky are about to close a success
season, the representatives of
i.mDlUOUS
the department of public speaking
are beginning a season of consider
Dealer: L. C. Smith and Corona Typewriters
they meet
Ninety Percent of Men and able activity when Shelbyvllle teams
and
Women are Working Their at Taylorsville,
Eminence.
Way Through College
On Thursday two teams composed
Opp. Courthouse
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of James Porter, Sydney Schell,
Transylvania College students are Kermlt Pack and Pat Rankin will
not lacking in ambition, according to debate at Shelbyvllle and Taylorsa recent survey made by Ernest ville on the question: "Can InternaCrutcher, student secretary. More tional Peace Be Accomplished by
than 90 per cent of the men and International Agreements?". James
womne attending classes at TranS. YOUNG
Porter and Sydney Schell will sup
TOM B. YOUNG
sylvania arc working their way, port the affirmative of the question
either wholly or partially, througn at shelbyvllle on Thursday morn-colleg- e.
Jlng and Pat Rankin and Kermit
It is believed that this percentage paCk will defend the negative at
jj Is the largest of any college in the Taylorsville in the afternoon.
State and stands high among all
on the same day, Hugh Jackson
colleges of the country. The per- - and H. C. Smith will debate the
among the men students is yersity of Louisville at Eminence on
nearly 100 per cent, according to tno qUestion: "Should the United
Mr. Crutcher. Some of the students states
Government
Own
and
work for their entire expenses, but onerate the Hvdro-Elnctr? the largest croup is composed of Plants?" Jackson and Smith Pmvnr
have
those who work for their meals.
the affirmative of the question.
Paper routes, waiting on tables, While the strength of the team from
: chauffeuring, riring furnaces, clean- the University of Louisville Is not
ing and pressing clothes, tutoring known, it is hoped that the affirmand various forms of sales work are ative squad will be able to record
?
the leading occupations among the
victory
men working their way. a numuer
of students preach on Sunday to
Sue Bailey When you told Jack
earn part of their expenses.
you'd be a sister to him what did he
Working in restaurants and tea say?
rooms and caring for children lead
Lorena
had
the list of occupations for the women for my car He he the nerve to ask
so
could take Rose for
students.
a ride.

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It is said that great talkers are
not as liable to insanity as silent
people. Naturally, those who have
to listen are the ones to go crazy.
Passing Show, London.
"Reduce Your Light Bills I" says
an advertisement.
Personally, I
should prefer to be shown a way
to reduce my heavy ones. Passing
Show, London.

Dean P. Paul Anderson, of the
Engineering College, spoke at the
regular weekly meeting of the International Relations Club of the
University at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, at
McVcy hall.
Dean Anderson's subject was, "Cooperation of Nations by means of
their Power Resources." He stated
that the dissemination of knowledge
was for the welfare of all, and that
there was a spirit of altruism in the
engineering world.
He cited the
great engineering conferences that
arc held annually; the Power Conference in London, nnd the International Conference in Tokio, which
studied the relations of heating and
ventilating; the Saranac Illumination
Conference; and the Cable and Network conference in Italy. Ho said
that there Is a tendency to establish
international standards in engineer-

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lead arc: India, Iron ore; Italy,
arts and sciences; Germany, applied
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the United states, power and production.
Dean Anderson attributed the new
types of architecture to the advance
of engineering skill. "The huge skyscrapers that are rapidly rising in
our large cities are models of beauty
and skill. The Flatlron Building of
a decade or more ago, was a momentous stride in building. Today
this once huge edifice is but a sapp-lin- g
in a forest of great trees. With
30 story buildings going up at present there seems no limit to which
the builders may look.
"The modern trend in building is
toward combining the beautiful with
the substantial.
America leads in
this field and every city of size has
many tall, graceful
structures
thrusting their tops into the clouds.
The struggle between the railroads and the automobile has benefited the progress of the world; fine
new roads,.and better means of communication have resulted. The recent Golden Jubilee in honor of the
discovery of the electric light by
Edison proves that the engineering
and scientific world is moved by the
spirit of altruism. Congratulations
poured in to Mr. Edison from
all
over the world. He gave the
a great gift, and this is the world
spirit
of science and engineering dissemination of knowledge for the welfare
of all."

Language Fraternity
Initiates Pledges
Initiation services for Eta Sigma
Phi, honorary Latin and Greek fraternity, were held Wednesday, November 13, at the home of Mabel
Marshall on South Ashland avenue.
The initiates were: Louise Rhorer,
Elizabeth Collins, Maude Berry,
Shlrlee Orth, and Mrs. Grace Johnson.
Members of the fraternity are:
Margaret Allen, Elizabeth Cramer,
Ellse Derickson, Vera Dodson, Edward Duval, Martha Hall, Rebecca
Long, Mabel Marshall, and Edith
Rupart. Honorary members present
at the initiation services included
Dr. T. T. Jones, Misses Mary Brown,
Ella Bell, Henry, and West.
Purposes of Eta Sigma Phi are to
encourage classical scholarshin en
hance the appreciation of Greek and
woman culture, and to promote
goodwill
and friendship
among
classical students.

Le Cercle Francais
Gives French Play
The
French
nlav. "Cunldon.
Dentlste" was presented by members of Le Cercle Francais, at the
regular weekly meetinnr of thn olnh
held in the recreation room of Patterson hall, Wednesday, November
20, at 3 n. m. As thn npyt. mnrHnf
would be on the Wednesday before
postpone It until the following
Thanksgiving it was decided to
Wednesday. President Alberta Riley
presided.
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