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UNIVERSITY

VOL. XXVII.

NAMED DIRECTOR
OF COLLEGE BODY
Major

Colleec

Publications

Advertising Organization
Honors U. K. Publications Head

ST. LOUIS II. IS HOST
TO NATIONAL MEET
Directors Appointed for Five
Geographical Regions
In United States
James 8. Shropshire, graduate
manager of student publications at
the University, was named one of
the five regional directors of Major
College Publications, a cooperative
organization for the promotion of
national advertising in college publications, at a recent reorganization
meeting of the body held In St
Louis.
Regional directors from five geographical divisions of the United
States were named at the meeting
Others named Included Clyde A
Robinson, manager of publications.
University of Washington, Pacific
Coast division; Rev. L. W. Porrey.
S. J., faculty advisor to publications
St. Louis University, Middle West
division; J. H. Randolph Felt us
graduate manager of student activ
ities, Tulane University, Southwest
division, and Philip H. Burker, au
ditor of student activities, Boston
University, Northeast division. Mr.
Shropshire will direct activities for
the Southeast division.
Members of this newly elected
board will conduct the business of
the organization in their respective
regions and will have equal power
and duties in matters relating to

Mr.
organization.
Robinson was chosen chairman of
the board and will coordinate the
work of the members.
Prominent advertising authorities
from all over the country addressed
the convention, sessions of which

the

national

were held at St. Louis University.
Speakers included P. J. Reilley.
general manager of the A. J. Norris
Hill company, Philip Boone, presi
dent of A. J. Norris Hill, and A. J
Norris Hill, Jr. Delegates at the
meeting adopted an expansion program and appointed Mr. Boone ex
ecutive secretary.

Party for Campus

Cousins to be Held
In Womans Building

Miss Elizabeth Cowen and Mrs.
Ethel Lebus will be hostesses to a
party tonight at 8 o'clock in the
Woman's building in honor of the
campus cousin group on the cam
pus.
Iona Montgomery and Dorothy
Wunderllch will be in charge of
their respective groups under the
leadership of Miss Cowen and Mrs.
Lebus.
The campus cousin movement is
sponsored by the members of the
Association of Women Students on
the campus.

Six Months Radio

Program Released

The complete program of Uni
versity broadcasts for the next six
months of 1937, January to July, In
clusive, are listed In the U. K. Radio
Broadcasts Booklet, which is Just
off the press. This booklet contains
more than 900 educational, musical,
and agricultural radio programs
which will be put on the air during
the next six months from the University radio extension studios.
This booklet Is available to all
University of Kentucky radio fans
and may be had upon request from
the University publicity bureau.
. This publication, besides listing
in detail each of the 900 broadcasts of the University extension
studios, also contains pages at the
back of the book, spaced and dated
for special notations of forthcoming events, to be used by the listener.

HESS PARRY ATTENDS
MOTHER'S FUNERAL
Funeral services for Mrs. Lucy
Durrett Parry, mother of Miss Bess
Parry, secretary to Dr. T. T. Jones,
dean of men, will be held this
at 1 oclock at the Parry
family lot In the Washington Baptist cemetery in Mason county. Rev.
Robert W. Miles, pastor of the First
Presbyterian church, of which the
deceased was a member, will conduct the services.
Mrs. Parry died at 9 o'clock Sunday morning at the St. Joseph's
hospital, following an Illness of a
few hours.
Besides her daughter, Mrs. Parry
is survived by her husband. Oeorge
C. Parry; a son, Tom Parry, buyer
for the R. J. Reynolds Tobacco company in Lexington; a brother, William H. Durrett, of Covington; a
sister, Mrs. Mary Porter Wood, of
Maysville, and a grandson. Tommy
Parry, of l,exington.
CITES AUDITORIUM

MED

Prof. R. D. Mclntyre, representing the Community Concert association, spoke yesterday bet ore a
regular meeting of the Cooperative
club on the subject of Lexington's
need for a new city auditorium.

Spring Social Calendar Is
MUSICAL GROUPS
Released By Dean's Office TOGIVEOPERA
Hales Up to May 1 Assigned;
Basketball and Holidays
Create Scarcity of
Dances
spring social program for fraternities and sororities Including all
dates assigned up to May 1, and
subject to change or exchange by
A

the various organizations, was released yesterday by Dean T. T.
Jones.
The lack of sufficient dates for
all fraternities and sororities to
give formals that wish to is due to
the previously planned series of
basketball games and to the Easter
vacation, Dean Jones said.
The dates for the various formals
were sot by the social committee as
near as possible In accordance with
the request of the campus organizations.
Th first event will be next Saturday, January 16, and the last on
May 1.
The complete calendar is as fol-

January

HOOD'

Curtain to Rise at 8 o'clock
Thursday Night In Henrv
Clay High School
Auditorium

Today is the last day that students working under the National Youth Administration may
obtain their pay checks for the
work month, November
10, Dean T. T. Jones
stated yesterday.
This Is the
fourth day of distribution ol
NYA checks at the business
e.

TICKETS AVAILABLE
AT MUSIC building
Kalherine

Park

Jesse

and

Mount. joy Take Leads
In Production

"Unless students call for thelt
pay checks promptly we shall
find It necessary to leave ttierti
off of the payroll or Impose a
penalty of some kind upon them,'
Dean Jones said.

12,

1937

N Y.W

NEW LISTENING

Excellent Vesper Program Given
By Marianne Kneisel Quartet
By DAVID II. SALVERS

the program consisted of two numn rxrpllpnt trrh- - bers, the familiar "Andante
ni:nlnvtiw
by Tschaiowsky, and the
nique and mastery of their Instru
Miss Kathcrlne Park, of Kansas ments, coupled witn an ability to "Scherzo-Presto- ,"
by
Schumann.
City. Missouri, senior in the College mil KnlHf intn thrlr u!ppt1nn: ns The first number of this group was
of Arts and Sciences, and Jesse only skilled musicians can, the one of the most excellently preMountjoy, Lexington, sophomore ln Marianne Kneisel string quartet, sented pieces of the program. As
an encore to this part, the quartet
v.
the College of Commerce, will take tirlth Mra JTrtunr fit
the leading roles ln the University pianist, presented a delightful pro played a difficult staccato number.
The third and last part of the
music department's presentation of gram OI laminar iiumuers Duiiuay
DcKoven's "Robin Hood" to be giv- afternoon as the weekly vesper se- program consisted of a series of
numbers by the quartet accompanen at 8 o'clock Thursday evening ln ries was resumed.
Despite the Inclement weather, a ied at the piano by Mrs. Edgar Still-mthe auditorium of Henry Clay high
Kelley. Mrs. Stillman-Kell- ey
large crowd of students and
school.
An in has appeared on vesper programs
o oro in n pnri h nnp
The production is under the di- creasing number of students has in the past and is popular with the
rection of Prof. Carl Lampert and
been observed at the programs this Sunday afternoon audfences. The
Miss Iva Dagley, iastructor ln year and evidence of an Increased selection was a quintet for string
music. This is the first presentation appreciation ln the various presen- quartet and piano by Edgar Stillmanof a standard opera by the music tations of the series has been -Kelley,
and Included allegra
department during the regular shown. In past years, programs rlsoluto, lento sestentuto e mlsteri-ous- o.
scherzando,
allegretto
and
school year, although oratories have given by students have been the
molto, allegro movebeen given in past years by the only ones that have drawn capacity moderator
ments.
combined men's and women's glee attendance.
Ushers for the concert were Harclubs. Various light operas such as
The quartet's first, presentation
Griffith. Join a sprips of movements from the lowe Dean Jr., Hobert and Edward
Gilbert and Sullivan's "Mikado,"
seph .Key Wetherill,
and "Pinafore." have been pre- Quartet ln F Major, Op. 96, of the Valleau. representing Phi Mu Asented by the department during "American," by Dvorak, including lpha. Ushers for the next Sunday
lento,
the summer session and have met the allegro ma non troppo, troppo afternoon program, which will feaand finale vivace ma non
with great success.
movements. The charm of the fa- ture Phyllis Kraeuter, cellist, will
"Robin Hood" Is laid in England mous Dvorak was ably Interpreted be Mary Rees Land and Nell Nev-in- s,
representing Mortar Board.
during the reign of King Richard by the quartet. The secona pan, u
ed
and deals with
the
the attempt of the unscrupulous
Sheriff of Nottingham, played by
CRATE
Harlowe Dean. Jr., to appropriate
the fortunes of Robert, Earl of
Huntlngham, played by Mr. Mount-Jo- y,
and Lady Marian Fitzwalter, CREIGHT0N59-3- 6
played by Miss Park, which had
been placed in his keeping until
the two should become of age. Since Kentucky and Hasan Go Wild Initial Tryouts for Parts to
Robert Is to inherit his fortune on
Overpower
Be Held at 5 p. m.
As Wi'dcats
becoming of age and will also reFriday
Nehraskan Blue Jays Re
ceive the hand of Maid Marian, the
fore Capacity Crowd
sheriff plots with Sir Guy of
A general call for all men and
played by Morton Potter, to
Displaying the best brand of ball women interested in participating
obtain the youth's money by having
Sir Guy pose as the rightful Earl that they have shown during the in radio dramatics was Issued yesof Huntington. Refused the money nrpsent season, he University of terday by George Jesse, director of
defeated
on his 21st birthday, Robert joins Kentucky basketball team Creighton
the Blue
a band of outlaws living in Sher- University Jay quintet ofnight by a the University microphone players,
last Friday
a dramatic radio unit broadcasting
wood forest and. under the name of
59 to 36 score.
Robin Hood, leads a life of outlawry
University extension studios
of over the
Paced by the
ana Danaury. 11) escape
forward "Red" Hagan, who led the of WHAS.
Sir Guy. Maia Marian runs
Tryouts for parts
a series of
lor tne evening wan n
and Joins Robin and his band in scorers the Wildcats were off to an sixteen weekly thirty-minu-in
te
drapoints,
the forest. Finally, King Richard early lead and were never headed matizations to be presented at 1:15
returns from the Crusades, restores throuEhout the game. With about p. m. on Thursdays starting FebRobins fortune and title, punishes six minutes left in the initial half ruary 4 under the general title of
the wicked Sir Guy and the crafty the Creighton boys pulled up to a
Matinee," will be
sheriff, and pardons all the outlaws. 22 to 22 score with the 'C;Vs. but "The Midweek Friday at the stuheld at 5 p. m.
cast are that was the closest they could dios.
Other members of the
Mary Eleanor Clay; come to taking the lead.
"It Is not to be expected that
Plav throughout the tilt was fast applicants for
Little John, John Lewis. Jr.; Will
this program will
Scarlet Robert Dean: Friar Turk. and furious with first one of the
have previous radio eperience,"
Palmer Evans; Annabel Delta Tne-t- a teams going on a scoring spree and said Mr. Jesse. "Chief consideration
Jones; and Dame Durden, Mar- - then the other pouring the ball will be given to such factors as
through the hoop.
garet Greathouse.
Starting when Hagan took the the voices of the applicants, their
to tne opera will be
Admlfislon
and poise, and their evident willingness
opening tip-o- ff
ball on
Td scals and 35 dribbling the the clear for a crip, to work hard.
JU
r",n
'
into
Tickets
general dmUson.
cents
the Big Blue team ran up a score
Both men and women are needed
may be obtained at the music de-- of 16 to 2 before the Blue Jays
for the broadcasts. Besides actors,
Art Center or at could make a field goal. When production assistants,
partment in the
students
Robert's Muste Mart on South five minutes of the game had wishing to specialize in the conLimestone street.
elapsed, Coach Hickey put Kleem struction and operation of sound
Into the fray in place of Beem for effects, and other related Jobs,
His presence
the Nebraskans.
musicians for the accompanying
seemed to turn the Creighton team
desired, and
a bunch of Hawkeyes. A se- orchestra are also
into
Can-tabll- e,"

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Lion-Heart-

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26-2- 9.

sharp-shooti-

Allan-A-Da-

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Kelley, Doctor Stockdale, Doctor
Boothe, and Miss Brooks.
Fruit growers will convene Wed
nesday and Thursday afternoons.
and special meetings will be held
each afternoon to consider marketing problems, agricultural credit,
conservation, soils and crops and
livestock production.

double beasted coat. Toying with
the top button indicates confidence;
toying with the bottom button is
a sign of indecision; but the Inside
button :ih, there' the thing.
Consistent with the actual difficulty ln getting It buttoned, the
speaker finds It an aid to an argument On the minor premise he
straightens up and pulls his coat
BEAUMONT ADDRESSES GROl'P together; on tne nia.'or premise he
ticcompllshes the unique ait of
Dr Henri Beaumont, of the de tun.ing his hand Inside out. so to
partment of psychology, was tint speak; and with a final syllogistic
principal spcUier at the weekly flourish he buttons all three and
meeting of the study class ln lnter- - smooths down the cashmere to a
smiling conclusion
room 111 of McVey ball. Dr. Beau- And then there are the floor
mor.t's subject was "The Position pacers. There Is the
of the Netherlands ln Europe To- - cage type, of which Mr. Ratlin Is
a clasMo example. They make an
day."
I

lion-ln-t-

type, such as Dr. Cohen.

type

can

Squad of 12 Players Leaves
Tomorrow Niirht for East
Lansing; Play Thursday Night
AKRON UNIVERSITY
IS SATURDAY FOE
Wildcats to he Featured In
Double Kill at Xavier
Fieldhouse
By MACK HUGHES
rejuvenated band of Kentucky
basketeers will leave tomorrow night
for East Lansing, Mich., where they
will be the guests of the Michigan
State quintet In a basketball game
to be played there on Thursday
evening.
Smarting under the defeats that
the Wildcats have handed them in
games played in Lexington, the
Spartans will be out with blood in
their eyes to avenge the losses.
A hard combination to handle on
any floor, the Michigan Staters will
be doubly hard to take care of on
their home battle ground.
Two
years ago the Kentucklans, led by
Edwards, their
of that
year, invaded the Spartan's stronghold and were on the short end of
the score, losing by a count of 35
to 32.
Last season the 'Cats defeated the
Michiganders 26 to 17. here in the
Euclid avenue gymnasium, and this
year they repeated ln a 28 to 21
victory.
The Spartans brought a fine
bunch of ball handlers to Lexington
this year and the Wildcats won
only through a wonderful last-hrally. Michigan State was ahead
13 to 12 at the half, but the Big
Blue team returned after the rest
period with renewed fire to snatch
away a win.
After the game ln East Lansing
the Wildcats will entrain for
where a game between
themselves and the Akron University quintet will be the head'.iner on
a double bill being put on bv Xavier
University Saturday night.
The
Xavier Musketeers
will meet a
strong Butler crew ln the other feature of the double header.
Little has been heard from the Akron quintet except that they hav$
one of the best basketball squads'
in that section of the country. In
recent games they have been taking on and defeating some of the
best teams ln the Middle West.
Coach Adolph Rupp of the Wildcats stated that he would take 12
plavers on the two-gatrip. Those
making the Journey will be Carlisle,
Hagan, Opper. Curtis, Walker, Davis. Thompson,
Hodge, Donohue,
Goforth, Head, and Mcintosh.
They will return Svlhday and begin practice Monday for the Volunteers of the University of Tennessee last year's
Southeastern
champions, whom they will meet
on Saturday, Jan. 23.
A

alf

C'n-clnn- ati.

me

Kampus
Kernels

should report directly to E. O. Sul-zdirector of the studios, for tryouts.
16 to 12.
Delta Sigma Chi will have a "re
Scripts used for "The Midweek organization" meeting tonight at
Thev soon crept into a tie with
disoriginal and will 7:30 o'clock at 324 Aylesford Place.
Matinee" will be
the 'Cats, but with a starting
play of power the Kentucklans made be prepared by Wallace Swlnk.
All members please be there as
11
points while noiaing me ciue
pledging will be discussed.
The score at the
Javs scoreless.
stood Kentucky 33, Creighton
half
The Freshman Y. M. C. A. cabi22.
net will meet in the "Y" rooms at
Creighton never seriously threat
7:15 o'clock tonight.
Prof. W. S.
ened during the last period. In the
Webb, head of the department of
first ten minutes of the closing half Lexington Leader Announces physics, will speak on "Religion
the Big Blue qulnEet ran the score
Appointment of U. K.
and Science."
to 46 to 25 and was then content to
Graduate
coast Into the final
slow down and
Mortar Board. junini vnmpn'i
minutes of play.
The appointment of Lawrence K. honorarv. will mwfc ft n m Thnr.
play of Walter Hodge, sopho
The
day. ln the Woman's building.
more guard on the Wildcat team, Shropshire as sports editor of the
rewas again one of the highlights of Lexington Leader. louowing me
house will be held from 4 to
the night. He continually took the signation of George Brownie Leach, 6 0m m. Friday at the Woman's
p.
ball away from the Blue Jays or was announced yesterday.
Mr. Shropshire, a graduate of the building, with the University band
blanketed the man with the ball so
as special guests.
that he could not score. Ralph Car- rtpnurimptit of lournalism of the
lisle, the 'Cats other flashy forward, University, has been a member of
The Peace Discussion group will
was second high scorer with 11 the Leader news staff for the past meet at 7:30 o'clock Thursday
n;bht,
six years. He served as state edi- points.
Jan. 14, in the Woman's building.
tor, general reporter, and during
the current season has covered th"
Sluma Pi Sigma will meet at 5
tobacco market. At the University
active in campus
151anding he waswas a member of organiza- - p. in.ofWednesday afternoon ln ituom
the Physics building.
Omirron 200
tlons,
Delta Kappa social fraternity. He is
W. A. A. council will meet at 7:i5
Dean Sarah Blanding will speak the son of Mrs. James K. Siirop-- '
tonight ln Patterson hall. TMs is a
on "You and Your World" at a shire, Walnut Hill pike. Lexington.
very important meeting tnd ali
A. Freshmeeting of the Y. W. C.
Mr. Shropshire, ln his new ollkt
man group at 3 p. m. on Thursday. of sports editor, will conduct the council members are urged to b
present.
Reports will be due on
14. in the Woman's building.
Jhh.
column "Down In Front" formerly
hockev. rifle, and volley ball.
Her discussion will be one of the written by Mr. Leach.
mmclurlinif lectures on a series held
The Women's gvm will be open
by the group concerning freshmen
Tuesday and Thuruuy afternoons
oil the cumpus in America, and ln YWCA SOCIAL CROUP
TO MAKE INSPECTION from 4 to 5 o'clock for all men and
the world today.
women students Interested in playg,
deck tennis, and
Tlie Social Service group of the ing
MRS. RYLAND TQ LFCTl'RE
Y. W. C. A. will visit the Fayette badminton.
Mrs. Hildegarde H. Ryland, wife county children's bureau at 3 p. in.
Rifle practice will be held Wedof Dr. Hobart L. Ryland. head of on Wednesday, Jan. 13, to entertain
the department of romance lan- -; the children of the home and muke nesday from 1 to 5 p. m. All memguages of the University, will lec- -; a tour of inspection througii tne ber! of the squad must shoot. There
will be a final cut soon.
ture on some phase of art and ex- - bureau.
Members of the group will meet
hibit her paintings before the A. A.
3 p. m.
The Y. W. C. A. Book group and
U. W. at 3:30 p. m. today in the at the Woman's building at
reading room of Boyd hall. Mrs. and will leave together for the trip. World Fellowship group will dis
by Miss Anne Lamr. chairman of the groun. continue
an meetings untu next
Rvland will be Introduced
Ruth Melcher. A short business will conduct the program held at ' semester.
(Continued on Page Four)
the bureau.
meeting will precede the program
ries of long shots by Roh, Busch.

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er,

and Mclver. brought the score to

about face on exactly the same floor
board each time around, and the
period of this simple harmonic
emotion varies Inversely as the
scuare of the oratorical intensity.
But the most agonizing of this
variety is the modified Felix-the-11

ng

le,

PROFESSORIAL IDIOSYNCRASIES

coat-Holst-

Those Interested
In Radio Drama

Gis-bor- ne,

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unbotton-and-button-upp- ers

Call Issued For

RUPPMEN

TO MEET HERE

cam-ventl- on

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5,100

Ruppmen Invade Michigan
For Return Tilt Against
Powerful Spartan Quintet

lltninn-TCplle-

Delta Delta Delta; February 6, Phi Kappa Tau; Radio
Center Is Established
February 13, Alpha Sigma Phi; AlAt Pine Ridge; Funds
pha Gamma Delta tea dance; FebAre Donated for Radio by
ruary 27, Military Ball; March 6,
Alpha Delta Theta; March 13, SigNew Jersey Man
ma Alpha Epsllon; Alpha XI Delta
tea dance; April 3, Triangle; April
A new listening center was esApril 17,
10, Alpha Tau Omega;
Chi Omega; April 24, Phi Sigma tablished last week by the univerKappa; and May 1, Sigma Phi Ep- sity radio extension department at
the Alvin Drew School, Pine Ridge,
sllon.
Wolfe county,
This lisPlans have been made for an In- tening center Kentucky. placed unhas been
dependent formal to be given either der
the supervision of Professor G.
the last of March or the first of W. Andrews, superintendent
of the
April but no definite arrangements
school '
have been made.
Through this new listening center, children and adults ln the viFARM AND HOME cinity of Pine Ridge may listen to
educational and other worthwhile
programs on the air. The sets will
be tuned each day to the University of Kentucky agricultural educational and musical broadcasts,
and at other times additional
to be Held Jan- broadcasts will be tuned to for the
Convention
26-2Diversified benefit of the people of the comuary
Program Is Offered and munity. The management and utilization of the center will be under
Many Speakers Listed
the direct supervision of Professor
Notable speakers and authorities Andrews.
Funds for the purchase of the
on agriculture and homemaking
from every part of the United radio set for Alvin Drew School
25th were furnished by Albert Pierl of
States will be presented at the
annual Farm and Home Conven- Union City, New Jersey, who voluntion, to be held on the campus of teered the gift after reading about
the University January
the activities of the U. K. listening
General Fessions for farmers will center system ln the November
be held each morning, followed in Reader's Dicest.
r
rndlo
Th
the afternoons by meetings of fruit used in the system are purchased
growers, dairy farmers, beekeepers entirely from donated funds, while
and tobacco growers, and to considthe university takes care of adminer special problems of soil conser- istration and Installation costs. No
vation, livestock production, and
contributions have been solicited
the marketing of farm products.
Farmers will meet in the livestock because complete dependence has
pavilion on the Experiment Station been placed on voluntary donations.
listening
There are twenty-fo- ur
farm, while the homemakers will
convene in the Memorial building centers in eastern Kentucky now in
operation,
on the campus.
Prominent speakers include Judge
Camile Kelley of the Juvenile Court
ADAMS' BOOK ACCEPTED
of Memphis, Tenn.; Gov. A. B.
Chandler; W. I. Myers, governor of
"The Central Speller." written by
the Federal Farm Credit Administration; Dr. Viva Boothe, Ohio Jesse E. Adams, head of the depart- State University home economics ment of philosophy and education
expert; W. C. Lowdermilk of the at the University, has been adopted
th hin tvt ir, fh chnu f
U. 8. Soil Conservation
Service;
Fannie M Brooks, head of the Mississippi for the next five years,
home economics department of the The adoption includes all cities as
University of Illinois;
Bess M. well as rural districts.
Rowe, editor of The Fanner's Wife;
E. G. Nourse, director of the Institute of economics of the Brookings
Institution; Pres. Frank L. McVey
of the University of Kentucky; Dr.
Allen A Stockdale, noted lecturer
of Washington, D. C; Lenore Sater
By CLYDE WALDEMERE
of the Tennessee Valley Authority,
It's all right enough" to have
and Dr. H. R. Tolley, administrator
Conservation mannerisms, and every man Is an
of the Agricultural
individual. "Is It not," but Professor
Program.
Organizations
to meet ln the Koppius and Professor Vandenbosch
week ln conjunction with the Con- - are not the only ones on the
include the Kentucky State pus who have Idiosyncrasies.
Horticultural Society, the Kentucky j For instance, there are the
led by
Cattle Club, the Blue
Grass Jersey Cattle Club, the Ken- - Beaumont and Sutherland. We
tucky Beekeepers Association, the have two types, the single breasted
Kentucky Federation of Homemak
and the double breasted. The plain
ers, and the Kentucky
Rural or garden variety Is rather uncere- Church Council
monious, starting with any button
The first general session, held on his professorial whims might die
Tuesday, will be devoted to tobacco (tate and invariably ending up with
curing and grading, soil conserva- hands ln pocket. The reverse protion and lessons learned from the cess follows Immediately after a
drouth, while Wednesday's program "coup de main" on the blackboard
includes discussions of livestock or a burst of wit from the vocal
problems. Thursdays program fea- chords. But the more complex, or
tures discussions of economic prob- double breasted variety Is the perlems, and the Convention will ad- sonification of art.
journ Friday after addresses by
The composed lecturer always
Governor Chandler and Dr. Tolley starts with the top button, follows
of the agricultural conservation ad
up with the bottom, and thence to
ministration.
the inside, after which his hands
Many phases of Interest to home- - find his pants pockets and the remakes will be presented at the ses verse process Is ln order. But the
sions for women ln the Memorial more or less erratic speaker has a
building, speakers Including Judge whole nest of expression aids in the
lows:

OF 'ROBIN

Last NYA Checks
Distributed Today

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LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY. TUESDAY, JANUARY

J. S. SHROPSHIRE

CIRCULATION

The

be

tolerated because the monotony Is
rather soporific, but the
specimen who punctuates
his Euclidian reveries with a sud- en ..ja ja nofc on)y places a severe
tax on the budding mathemati
cian's already twisted nervous system, but positively spoils many a
good day's dream.
Of course we don't have to go far
throat-cleareto find the omnipresent
and they also fall Into
categories. Professor Mitchell is an
example of the conditioned response type, who, like the Pavlovian
dog that needed a bell to whet Its
hunger, has to clear his throat ln
order to summon up the next vocal
response. More Interesting Is the
emotional type like Professor Par-du- e.
rs,

An adept student will find this
type an interesting opponent in an
halting
argument.
A somewhat
succession of feeble attempts at an
imaginary frog accompanied by uncertain shifts of position is an indication that the professor is a little bit doubtful and it becomes the
student's cue to interpolate his
strongest points. But when the
roughs are more definite and forceby a brisk
ful, accompanied
straightening up In the chair or a
sudden sally on the black board, It
behooves the listener to withdraw
his forensic fortes and wait for another opening.
Obviously we cunt get aloiiij
without
the
like Profeikior bherwood; neither
can w ecape the confidences of
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