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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
LEXINGTON, KY. APRIL 2, 1920

VOL. X.

I
U. K. RAISES ONE HALF
OF COUNTY'S QUOTA

No. 24

"The Climbers' Stroller Production, Is
Ready for Presentation Thursday Night

BLUE RIDGE PROGRAM
AT JOINT Y

Received
From
Letter
Film of "Land of the Sky"
Chairman of Marne
Is Shown; National SecMemorial Campaign
COMEDY DRAMA POPULAR; SEAT SALE FOR 1920 PLAY SURPASSES ALL
retary Talks
FORMER RECORDS; WINNER OF AD. CONTEST TO
amount of $169.11
of the
Motion pictures and speeches about
accredited to Payette County In the
BE ANNOUNCED.
Blue Ridge composed the program for
One-hal-

f

Marne Memorial Campaign had been
raised by the University of Kentucky
on March 27, the date first set for
closing the campaign. However, the
time has been extended one week In
order that the county schools may
make up their quota.
Professor C. R. Melcher has received the following letter of thanks from
W. L. Threlkeld, campaign chairman
for Fayette County:
"Permit me on behalf of the Marne
Memorial Organization to thank most
cordially the young women of the
University who so efficiently worked
to obtain the contribution for "America's Gift to France."
"I know you will believe me sin
cere when I say that the results have
exceeded our expectations, and are a
most substantial evidence of the spirit of sympathy with the object of the
Most
Marne Memorial Association.
hearty .thanks are due to the entire
student body, who have so generously responded to the appeal and have
shown that the friendship between our
country and France is shard by the
young men and women of our own
Commonwealth.
What these young
people have done will strengthen the
ties which were formed between
France and the United States during
the struggle of the American Colonies
for Independence, and which were signalized by the bravery, and gallantry,
and munificent generosity of LaFay-ett- e
who cast his life, his sword and
his fortune, into the struggle for our
liberty.
"Will you not convey our thanks and
appreciation to the young men and
young women who haVe so generously assisted us?"

STUDENTS TO MAKE

LIST OF GREAT MEN

Contestants

to Select From List of
Renowned Heroes

the
greatest
the world's history from a list

A prize of $50 will be given to

student who selects the

25

men In
of 123, submitted by Professors Glan-vlll- e
Miller and
Terrell, Professor
Professor Tlgert, who composed the
committee appointed by the Senate.
Accompanying the selection must be
given as concisely and pointedly as
possibly the reasons for each name
chosen.
The characters chosen are confined
generally to those who form a part of
our Western civilization. All biblical
characters, and noted persons now living and those who died recently are
omitted for obvious reasons.
According to the committee, the de--

TWO NIGHT

PERFORMANCES DECIDED

ON BY THE MANAGEMENT

the Joint meeting of the Y. W. and
Y. M. C. A. Sunday night at Patter
son Hall. Miss Amanda Nelson, a
National Board representative, gave a
short talk about some of the problems
which will be discussed at the Y. W.
C. A. convention to be held In Cleve
land April 13.
"A peace program is to be decided
upon," she said. "Worldwide interest
in girls and women; the stand to be
taken on industrial problems, and the
basis for student membership are
some of the Important questions which
will come up for discussion."
Adele Slade then gave a brief
sketch of the setting of the Blue Ridge
conference, describing the trip of the
delegates and the wonderful, natural
beauties of the place itself.
Lora Robertson told about one day's
program beginning with reveille at
6:30 a. m. and going through morning
watch, classes, discussion groups,
committee meetings, dinner, quiet
hour, athletics, stunts, supper, singing and night services to taps.
George Gregory, who said that the
girls seemed to have done as much in
one day as the boys did in ten, gave
only an appropriate quotation from
"Thanitopsls" and turned the rest of
the hour over to Mr. Owens who operated the motion picture machine
and explained the pictures of Blue
Ridge scenes as they went along.
After the program, refreshments of
ice cream and cake were served.

Just a week remains until the Uni As Dick Sterling, gambler and waster, types; Clara, spoiled, indulged, selversity will assemble in the Opera but magnetically
attractive, Frizzy fish is filled by Louise Connell who
House for the biggest event of the has the confidence of the entire Uni will appear in the play despite her
University calendar, until that final versity in his ability to fill this diffi- painful accident f March 19. Miss
Connell, a popular freshman, won the
breathless hush, when the orchestra cult role.
suddenly quits Miserer-erinThe part of Ned Warden, friend of prize on the Amateur Night program
and the
curtain rises on the first scene in the Sterlings, and a clean, honorable for the individual skit. Jessica HunThe Climbers." Rehearsals under American, is filled by Milton Revill, ter, good,
sympathetic,
the skillful direction of Herndon Ev whose talent was displayed in the for- allows Carlisle Chenault of the "Unans, stage manager, and Professor mer Stroller production of "Mice and der Cover" cast to exhibit a delightful
Enoch Grehan's supervision find "The Men." Mr. Revill is using a remark- gift for dramatip expression. She was
Climbers" now practically ready for able force and restraint in the delinea- on the cast of "Overtones," produced
production on Thursday, April 8, and tion of his part.
in the Campus Playhouse the night
again on April 9, for the manager has
Miss Mary Elizabeth Downing is of the formal opening.
The Stroller Advertising Contest,
decided that a second performance one of the first women of the Univerwill be necessary to accommodate all sity to receive the honor of being lead- managed by Dr. Tigert among the pa
ing lady in her freshman year. Her pils of his advertising classes is arous
who have applied for tickets.
The drama starts with a funeral and emotional acting as Blanche Sterling ing much enthusiasm.
The winning
ends with a suicide," but Screech, as is receiving the praise of competent ad will appear in the city papers and
'Trottuh," Elizabeth Marshall as Miss critics. Miss Downing has appeared the prize offered is a ticket to "The
Godesby, cynical, hardened woman of in several one-ac- t
plays before Uni- Climbers."
the smart set, and Claribel Kay as versity and Lexington audiences.
Ed. Gregg was the winner in the
Miss iMartha Buckman, as Miss program cover design contest. Tick
Mrs. Hunter, vain, frivolous widow,
aunt ets for the play are selling fast.
furnish most amusing characteriza- Ruth Hunter, the splendid-souletions and all the laughs that a Stroller of the Hunter daughters, Is one of the Wednesday the downstairs seats were
play always puts over. However, al most charming characters in the play. all sold with the exception of four
ways aiming toward a more difficult Miss Buckman had the part of Mrs. rows, five rows in the balcony are al
test of their ability, the Strollers this Rossimore in "The Lion and the ready sold, and boxes have been reseason chose "The Climbers," by Mouse" and is one of the outstanding served for a month by fraternities,
Clyde Fitch, a comedy-drama- ,
but dom- students in the University in dramatic represented in the cast. Students are
circles.
With her plays Preston urged to see Robert Raible, business
inated by a serious note.
It is the dramatic story of Blanche Cherry, who as Mason, the family law manager, in the Stroller Room, at the
gentle fifth hour daily and engage seats ImSterling's striving toward happiness, yer, a sensible, matter-of-fac- t
his recognized mediately in order not to be disapof Dick Sterling's disastrous struggle man, is displaying
pointed.
for wealth, of Mrs. Hunter's humorous ability.
Johnny Trotter,
campaign for the highest rungs of the
The entire cast of "The Climbers" GENERAL SUMMERALL
a foolish young
social ladder. Blanche Sterling finds person, also climbing toward the cov is the following:
Richard Sterling,
TO SPEAK AT CHAPEL
happiness but only after a bitter sea eted social heights, is well taken by Emery Frazier; Ned Warden, Milton
son of waiting and sorrow; Dick Ster Grover Creech, '19 stage manager, who Revill;
Mason, Preston Commander of First Division Will Be
Frederick
Johnny
ling in his struggle for wealth, kills is predicted a decided hit of the eve- Cherry;
Trotter,
Here Tuesday.
Grover
;
honor, love, and finally himself; Mrs. ning. A talented, popular newcomer Creech; Howard Godesby, Fred
Dr. Steinart, Auryne Bell; JorHunter, pretty, foolish, petulant, finds to Stroller circles is Claribel Kay, who
Major General iCharles P. Summer-al- l,
herself Mrs. Trotter at the Waldorf as Mrs. Hunter, vain, frivolous widow, dan, J. R. Finn; Leonard, Terrill Corn;
commanding general of the First
Harry
Brailsford;
Miss Kay Ryder,
Master Division at Camp Taylor, Louisville,
and Is quite complacent over her con- is succeeding admirably.
quest with him who was no Dodo bird. took the part of "Ma" in the prize Sterling, Nancy Smock; servants, will speak at the weekly chapel exerEmery Frazier, according to custom, skit of Amateur Night, "How the Ham Frank Wedekemper, J. E. Williams, cises of the University April 13. An
John Land; Mrs. Sterling (nee Blanche acceptance of an invitation extended
in Stroller casts, is leading man. "Friz- Saved the Homestead."
Elizabeth Marshall's talent, already Hunter), Mary Elizabeth Downing; him several weeks ago by Capt. A. S. J.
zy" has appeared as the lead In four
Stroller plays, "Under Cover," "The mentioned as Miss Godesby, first ap- Miss Hunter, Martha Buckman; Mrs. Tucker, commandant of the UniverLion and the Mouse," "Charley's peared before the University in the Hunter, Claribel Kay; Jessica Hunter, sity cadet battalion,
was received
Aunt," and "Father and the Boys" and '19 Philo8ophian play, "The Two Vir- Carlisle Chenault; Clara Hunter, Lou- Tuesday.
in other
and college tues," where she showed her ability ise Connell; Miss Godesby, Elizabeth
Captain Tucker who served as a
Marshall;
productions.
Miss Sillerton, Margaret major under General Summerall with
His convincing stage as a decidedly clever actress.
presence, powerful voice, and ease reThe two daughters of Mrs. Hunter, Smith; Tompson, a maid, Norma the First Division in France, extend
move him from the class of amateurs. Clara and Jessica represent two Rachal; Marie, a maid, Mary Lyons. ed the invitation to General Summer
g

Augs-berg-

ago and the accept
are Day in chapel and all students and all several weeks
ance received Tuesday indicates that
members of the faculty are requested
General Summerall expects to spend
to be present. A short program will a short vacation
in Lexington the
STROLLER DAY TO BE be given by the Strollers and a brief week of April 12. Captain Tucker
IN CHAPEL MONDAY address will be made by one of the stated Tuesday that a reception and
old Strollers. The play will be dis- tour of the Bluegrass will be ar
In accordance with the annual cus- cussed and the members of the cast ranged for General Summerall during
tom, 'Monday, April 5 will be Stroller latroduced.
his visit here.

All students of the University
clslon will be based on the list selected, the validity and sufficiency of the urged to enter Into this contest.
reasons, conciseness of statement and
literary style. All paperB must be
typewritten, signed with a fictitious
name in the student's own handwriting, and handed to the Registrar by
noon of May 15.

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the South"
Everybody Sayi So.

ITALY IS DEFENDED
IN POPULAR LECTURE
Dr. Tlflert Glvea Second of "Who Won

the War Series."
"There Is no nation in Europe that
America la more indebted to than
Italy" said Dr. John J. Tlgert In his
second lecture on "Who Won the
War," which was given in chapel
Tuesday.
"First of all it is to an Italian that
America owes her discovery and
though Columbus was robbed of the
credit by some and America was not
named in his honor, it was still nn
Italian affair.
"The world's greatest artists, poets,
sculptors, architects, astronomers and
scientific men were Italians It was
to one Italian, Marconi, the wizard of
wireless telegraphy, that is due the
credit of linking all parts of the world
together.
"There is nothing more certain,"
continued the speaker, "that if Italy
had not fought in this great war that
is just over, the Allies could never
have been the victors. Italy, a member
of the Triple Alliance, helped win the
war. The lowest estimate ever made
of Italian mobilization was five million
men and if these had been on the
Hohenzollern side, the Allies could
not have held out.
"And so it is obvious that she played a very indispensable part, giving
her best. Italy operated under more
difficult conditions and though it was
said that she could not stand much,
she suffered as much or more than
any other nation in the conflict. No
Red Cross relief station could be
built on her mountain tops and so
men, with their bayonets as surgeon
knives and with their comrades holding the wounded, in place of the us

P. M. Admission

Adults

HOME OF

Children, 1Sc, plus War Tax, Total 20c.

27c, plus 3c War Tax, Total 30c.

REMEMSER

"They're All Sweeties."
ual anaesthetics, ministered to them.
"Alexander's Band is Back In Dixie
And yet they said that the Italians
Land"
could not suffer!"
playing
in the limited
Doctor Tlgert related
"That Naughty Waltz"
time incidences of the courage and
at the
stoicism of the Italians during the
"Jnzz Babies' Ball."
him
wnr which gave those who heard
"Peggy."
a deeper and better appreciation of
"What Do You Mean by Loving
them.
Someone Else?"

Captain Herbert Graham, of the
class of 1917, recently gave up his
work in the news department of The
State Journal at Frankfort to accept
the position of political writer, tendered to him by the Lexington Herald. Captain Graham will take up his
new duties Monday, April 5.
After his graduation, Captain Graham held a fellowship in the department of Journalism in the University
for a year and then left to enlist in
the army. While in France he taught
ten months in the department of Journalism of the University of the A.
E. F.

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C. R. McGraghey, Proprietor
CLEANERS THAT SATISFY.

PATTERNS
THAT APPEAL TO
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See Them At
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A Jumble of Jazz.
145 W. Main St.
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Suits made by us pressed
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"OVERTONES" IS FIRST
KODAK ALBUMS 50 Cents ot $8.00.

PENNANTS $1.00 and up.

Production Marks
Beginning of Community Drama

Clever

The formal opening of the Campus
Playhouse, marking the beginning of
community drama in Lexington, was
celebrated with great success on the
evening of March 25, when a program
consisting
of enthusiastic speeches
and an Alice Gcrstenberg's attractive
t
play, "Overtones," presented
by members of Professor Farquhar's
class in dramatic production, was
given. Season tickets were on sale
for the performances which will take
place, according to the present plan,
each week throughout April and May.
The capacity of the Campus Playhouse
(Is 110 and 101 tickets were sold on
the spot.
The programs to be presented will
consist of plays, music, and dancing
and will be put on by groups of Lexington, Transylvania and University
folk. Representatives of these groups
gave enthusiastic talks outlining their
plans and expressing great Interest in
the work to be done. Mrs. Matt Savage Walton, a charming and talented
speaker, gave a delightful little talk
dn behalf of a neighborhood club
which expects to give a play. Mr.
Sam Walton represented the business
men of the city. Mr. Edward Saxon
Miss Connelly,
from Transylvania,
from Hamilton, Dean P. P. Boyd and
Professor Farquhar, of the University
gave short discussions of the Little
Theater movement.
The cast of "Overtones' was:
Virginia Throckmorton
Harriet
Margaret
Carlisle Chenault
Lucile Moore
Hetty
Maggie
Elizabeth Brown
The following tentative program of
performances to be produced has been
made:
April 12, 14 Joint Owners in Spain;
The Maker of Dreams.
April 19, 20 The Goose; Three
Rogues and a Rascal; Tradition.
April 26, 27 Aesthetic Dancing.
May 3, 4 Neighbors;
Land of
Heart's Desire.
May 10, 11 The Offender; A Workhouse Ward.
May 17, 18 Chinese Operetta, by
the Stagecrafters.
A delightful social hour was enjoyed
after the program. Refreshments of
punch and cakes were served.

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As thru life it goes,
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I extend it, my comrade, to you.

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Ing? This Is a sample:
Prof, (calling tho roll) : "Miss Van
"Snappy new models in belted de Meter."
EASTER GREETINGS
signs, plaited backs, yoke shoulders,
Mary
"Hello!"
patch pockets,
vests, and
By JAMES POYNTZ NELSON.
narrow English smart-fittintrousers.
When you and I were monkeys,
(Formerly Profossor In Collego of
And they talk about women having
Some millions years ago;
Engineering, University of Ky.)
'a language of clothes' !"
We spooned beneath tho foliage
Of Southern Borneo.
RASTER EVE
The Psalm of Sheep.
You sighed and murmured gently
Robins, tho Angelus
(The Lament of a Freshman Ag.
ringing,
Of all your hopes and loves;
Student.)
And while we worshipped cupId
Summons you home to my cedar-hiProfossor Horlachor is my shepherd,
Wo picked nuts from above.
nests.
I shall want no other.
You vowed all sorts of nonsense,
RoblnB,
tho Angelus
He maketh me to study tho breeds of
singing,
And forcsworo other mates;
sheep for Animal Husbandry's And while wo worshipped cupld,
Whence comes the blood that Is
namesake.
We swung down by our talis.
staining your breasts?
Yea, Bo, I walk thru tho Judging pavil- Though now we're man and woman,
ion in the shadow of failure.
Though sedate be our birth;
Did you fly close where the Master
My text book and my outline fall to With cupld still we monkey
hung dying?
comfort me.
The second time on earth.
Is It His blood that you touched In
Ho propareth a number of questions
your flight?
Kentucky Wesleyan.
before me In the presence of my
Ah! did you weep with the Magdalene
classmates.
crying,
Patt Hall Pastimes.
Ho cramoth me with sheoplsh knowl- "Why sand tho chicken walk," wo cry,
Hiding her face with her hair from
edge; my head runneth over.
"Our new, our promised walk is
the sight?
Surely, Shropshlres, Hampshlrcs and
made,
Southdowns shall follow me all the We long to tread its surface smooth.
Yea, we have flown where they crueldays of my life.
ly slew Him,
When shall its sandy covering
And I shall forget all this when I have
fade?"
Mocked Him,
as He
hung on the tree;
left U. K. forever.
Sho who adored Him,
We dream of pacing desert sands,
did
view Him;
Tho wild March winds a sandstorm
May I see
Mere Man (shopping):
Weeping, we came; 'tis His blood
make,
the thinnest thing you have in hoAnd in our faces, swirling, comes
that you see."
siery?
A dash of sand "For goodness
Saleslady: I'm sorry, Sir, she's out
Rest, you, my Robins, the Master Is
sake!"
to lunch.
sleeping,
There in His tomb limbs and foreTis thus we curse the gritty sand.
Ghastly Sensation.
That
head all torn;
Our deep dark plans are seething
When you see the right man and
Mary her vigil is lovingly keeping,
now,
suddenly remember that your powder
Waiting the light of the great Easter
We'll organize a Sweeping Corps;
puff is in your stocking.
Morn.
The Home Ec. girls will teach us
how.
A Ballad.
Peacefully sleep 'till the great morn Is
They met;
breaking;
And bright and early some fair morn
They wed;
Sleep 'till the Master awakes you
We'll hie ourselves to hither walk
He lied.
from sleep:
And all will yield a wicked broom
He met
And make the campus hum with God grant you Peace 'till the glorious
Her fist
awakening
talk.
And died.
Grant, when you wake, that no more
shall you weep.
Neal: Would you consider it im PRIZES ANNOUNCED
FOR
proper if I should kiss your hand?
EASTER MORNING.
Irene: Not improper, but decidedly
Look! 'tis the dawn of the great Eas
II
out of place.
ter Morning!
Chaunt me, my Robins, your glad,
Pilgrim
K. Renlck:
Yes, I like Daub's League Institutes
wakening lay.
Tercentenary Contest
work, but I'd hate to be one of his
Rise, O, my Soul! with immortal
To Close May 1
models.
adorning
In order to stimulate interest in the
How's that?
E. Jackson:
Sorrow and suffering have all passHe says he always national celebration of the three hunK. Renlck:
ed away.
dredth anniversary of the landing of
paints on an empty stomach.
the Pilgrims in America, the Drama
League of America announces a conDo they wear those
New
test offering $1,000 in cash prizes for
horribly short track pants right out the best original
ABOUT THE CAMPUS
full length play,
in the open?
pageant, masque, and moving-picturNope; they usually
Old Timer:
scenario submitted before May 1.
wear them out in the seat.
This contest is open to all persons
within the territory of the United
The writer is wondering if the pubProf.: "Did you do all that in your States and the Dominion of Canada. lic at large has observed to what
Any play submitted must be the orig- plane the ordinary old garbage can
head?"
Blair: "No, Sir. It was all worked inal work of the contestant, and must has been elevated within the last two
out in the book."
deal with material relating) to the weeks. The five and
store
history of the Pilgrims in America.
has proved a blessing to more than
"There is some dew on
The winning plays will become the one.
Minnie:
property of the Drama League. They
these roses."
Raymond Rodgers, Trimble County,
"Yes, but I'll soon get it will be copyrighted by the League,
Eddie:
paid off."
with all rights for professional per- a member of the Junior class in Arts
formance reserved. Royalties receiv- and Science, expects to go to New
Ham: "You heard what the fishing ed for professional use will be divided York next week to confer with offiworm said to the steam roller when It between the author and the League; cers of the National iCity Bank rethe author receiving 60 per cent, and garding foreign work. Every year that
ran over him, didn't you?
Institution employs college graduates
the League 40 per cent.
Cam: "No."
All manuscripts must be typewrit- for foreign
service, thereby giving
Ham: "You flatter me!"
ten and sent to the Drama League of them a valuable training in banking
iHendrlckson: "Are you In favor of America, 306 Riggs Building, Wash and business administration.
ington, D. C, marked "For the Pilprotection of free trade?"
A number of tho faculty will be In
grim Tercentenary (Drama Contest."
Colpitts:
"Yes, sir."
The author's full name and address Louisville and appear on the program
should be sent with tho manuscript, of the K. E. A. They are: Doctor
Drama In Five Acts.
Tuth'ill, Professor McHenry Rhoads,
but not on it.
Act 1 Their eyes meet.
The contest closes May 1. Anyone President McVey, Doctor Funkhouser,
Act 2. Their Hps meet.
desiring more particular information, Dean Boyd, Professors Geo, Roberts
Act 3. Their souls meet.
Is urged to see Miss Frances Jewell, and T. R. Bryant, Miss Sweeney, and
Act 4. Their lawyers meet.
who has literature sent out by the A. N. May, State Supervisor of Trades
Act 5. The gossips meet.
Wealeyan.
Drama League concerning the contest. and Industrial Education.

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quisite experience to behold the crocus as it bursts into
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bearers of good tidings, it is not difficult to anticipate that
exuberance, that feeling of renewed interest in life and in
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ideal in the soul of man.
Yesterday,
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"Whether we look, or whether we listen,
We hear life murmur, "or see it glisten,"
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