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Mont colleges
offer scholarships.
True none of thorn have soon fit to
offer mo one, but I hoar Hint they do.
Most colleges
offer scholarships.
They offer these scholarships to students of high ability in Greek, Latin,
or pnloolingunl geography, or steam- -

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silly fool, agreed, so therefore you onn

suffer.
To my successor, I wish luck.
It will really bo easier to writo this
stuff once the collegiate year boffins
I
for enough happens in one college day
to provide amusement for three columns.
But when I wrote this column school
Now, I am about to take my leave
for good and nil of Squirrel Food. hnd not begun nnd, therefore, it was
The managing editor of the Kernel necessary to fall back on the old
asked me to write this stuff for the standby of the columnist "I." Was
second edition of the paper. And I it Don Marquis who said, "No one

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fitting, or something of that riaturc.
Now why, I nsk, does not sonic college offer n scholarship for excellence in
for high
ability In avoiding the steward of the
house when the first, of the month
comes nround, for proven superiority
in making the three rail shot in the
side pocket, for knowledge of how to
"cut in' on your classmate and ,the
girl of his and your choice without
anv bloodshed ? Something that would
really bo of use to one In college. Al
though it may bo argued that the
boy who can make the three rnil shot
In the side is not in much need or a
scholarship.
Like most of my suggestions I sup
pose it will go unheard. That is the
usual reception the world gives most
new ideas.
But soon or late,- the
populace
comes to the reformer's
wav of thinkine. for example:
Several months ago I told a young
lady of my acquaintance that I
thought it would be' best for her to
get married. Somehow the suggestion didn't take at the time but I sec
in "my yesterday's correspondence that
she has taken my advice for there
was a handsome invitation to her approaching wedding.
But to get back to .my original subject, scholarships.
Some twenty or thirty years from
now you will pick up the daily paper
from dear old Podunk University arid
read something like this:
Miss Sally Drakeman, of the There
Goes Sammy fraternity, won the
for members
in Class Elections
of the
Miss Drakeman is a
Association.
member of the There Goes Sammy
fraternity and once won the three-yescholarship from Yell More high, for
being the most consistent winner in
the pumpkin pie eating contest at
Yell More, Miss
Drakeman having
won the contest four straight years.
Miss Elise Gilbertstein, of the X Z
Ma fraternity, has just been awarded
a scholarship for her superior manner
Of handling
Miss Gilbertstein, when interviewed
at her fraternity house by a reporter
from the Podunk News, took her new
honors modestly and blushingly stated
that it was only luck that enabled
her to gain the prize instead of her
closest rival, Miss Sylvia Grabsau-sagpole-vau- lt

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of motors and generators to practical requirements. Safety factory
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The work was exacting and the
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a formula that is now the property of the industry and that
stands as an important addition
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This incident shows the op

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Today this young man has charge
of the insulation section of the
research department, with an organization of three physicists and
five assistant physicists.
His' work calls for the broadest
kind of experience, for it relates
to every kind of electrical apparatus in which heat flow occurs.
Half the problems of his section
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