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Dr. t Hugh Black, noted Scotch
preacher and lecturer, delivered his
famous lecturo, "America Through
BBBBBLiW aLLf
Scotch Spectacles," to a largo and enthusiastic audience in the University
chapel Thursday night. Doctor Black
is a master of English and has written many articles on philosophical
subjects.
He divided his lecture into three
main divisions, that of language, poll-tic- s
He discussed
and temperament.
The daring heroine of "The Girl and
each of these phases of American life
the Game," the thrilling new serial
film that is creating such a sensation and pointed Oftt the defects and short
comings. This lecture was the first
every Sunday at the Ada Meade.
of the lyceum course ar
number
ranged by Professor B. F. Farquhar.
McHENRY RHOADES
The next attraction will be an organ
SPEAKS IN SHELBY recital, February 13, by Dr. Fred
Wolle.
Prof. MoHenry Khoades delivered
the principal address at the dedicatDR. KASTLE GIVES
ory exercises of the Gleneyrie High
PURE FOOD LECTURE
School which took place Friday, FebAT TEACHERS' MEET
ruary 4, in Shelby County. Among
speakers at the exercises were
the
Food adulteration as an applied sci
Dr. M. B. Adams, president of George- ence and the combatting of it, as an
town College, Rural School Inspectors other, were treated) by Dr. J. H. Kas- T. J. Coats and F. C. Button, James tle in an address before the teachSpeed and State Superintendent V. ers of the Lexington public schools
O. Gilbert.
last week. The address was given at
Prof. Rhoades has received an in- the Dudley School as one of a series
from!
vitation
the Schoolmasters' of educational lectures being given
Club of Cincinnati to be Its guest at by members of the University faculthe annual banquet at the Gibson Ho- ty at the invitation of Superintendent
tel, Saturday, February 19. President M. A. Cassidy.
Faunce, of Brown University, will be
Dr. Kastle's address was inspired by
the principal speaker of the evening a recent decision of the Court of Appeals of Kentucky on the future welfare of the State.
She Knew, All Right.
Deacon:
Susie, I am sorry your
M. PISGAH TAKES
papa was not at meeting.
DOSE OF BROMIDES
Susie: Please, no, sir; he went out
walking in the woods.
Perhaps the most remarkable asDeacon: I am afraid, Susie, your signment yet given out this semester
papa does not fear God.
in the Department of Journalism was
Oh, yes, sir; I guess he
Susie:
that given to one of the members of
does; he took his gun with him.
the class in verbal criticism. He was
Buffalo Courier.
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whereabouts of the producer of the
Grewsome Spectacle was lifted. His
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had Suicided!
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