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A Department of Prejudices
By Troy Perkins.

about two notes, and call it the "Boo-Ho- o
Blues."
Subsidiary to the blue melodies and
a part o fthc same class, is the most
dependable source of inspiration that
the
has: Dixie. Any
catchy phrase that has a slight swing
to it, can be localized below the Mason and Dixon line, and be chanted
by the nation. The favored states in
these harmonic masterpieces seem to
be Kentucky, Alabama and Tennessee, although none of the southerns
arc slighted. Why the South should
be chosen for a musical background
with such unfailing regularity, I do
it
not profess to know. Possibly
comes from long training. Can one,
for instance, imagine a song laid "On
the Pincy Shores of Dreamy Idaho?"
One cannot.
song-writ-

The Pop Contest
Undoubtedly the biggest piece of
foolishness annually revealed in this
school is the girl's popularity contest.
The idea of the competition penalizes
it from the start. Popularity, never
an attribute of superiority, is usually
offensive; professional popularity alEven a sensible girl is
ways is.
more bearable than a popular one.
Be that as it is, however, none of those
chosen, with the exception of one
and possibly two, are the most popular girls in school. The ordeal takes
its place as a rank piece of politics,
with the sororities as the protagonists
in the farce.
The excuse the contest has for existence, is, of course, the place it fills
It is necessary and
in the annual.
quite fitting that a section be devoted
to some diversion of this kind. The
mission it should really tulhil is to
bring spring flowers to the autumn
However,
leaves of the yearbook.
if beauty rather than popularity were
the requirement for eligibility, the
political dust would probably be as
noisome as it is at present. All one
can do is request that every man who
loves the old school vote, not as his
judgment, but as his instincts dictate.

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CAMPUS CHATTER
Professor Carl Lampert will give
a delightful musical program in chapel
Tuesday. All Freshmen are expected
to occupy the seats assigned to them.
Absence from chapel means the same
as being away from any other class.
The monitors will report absentees.
November 7th, Bishop Woodcock,
Protestant Episcopal Bishop, and a
very distinguished church man, will
address the Freshman chapel.

Dr. W. D. Funkhouser, head of the
Department of Zoology left today for
A good date is one who will let you
Burnside, Ky., where he will make ex
kiss her; a nice date, one who will kiss
tensive explorations in Wayne county.
you.
His classes will be taken care of by
Cat
Dr. Allen.
Professions for College Men
III MUSIC
I usitalia was the name given to
College men who live in this, the
age, are indeed fortunate. the new literary organization on the
campus, formerly called the Junior
If they are musically inclined, they
Scribblers, at their meeting held last
are even more favored. The supply
Friday
evening in the Woman's
jungle music is never equal to the
of
League Room. The word means "tellschool-bo- y
can turn
demand, and the
ers of tales." The club laid plans for
his idle moments to good account by
mastering the delayed beat and the the year, including the holding of bi
shivery syncopation of Voodoo dis monthly meetings on the second and
fourth Fridays, and the conducting of
cords on piano, cornet and drum. An
a literary column in one of the local
amazing number of students are help
newspapers. The next meeting is to
ing themselves through
school by
be held tonight at 7:30 in the Woman's
playing in dance orchestras. In fact,
League Room. Program will be given
many step into the ranks of profess
by William Hickerson, Mary Snyder
ionals when they leave college.
and Wilna Brown. All members are
There is, however, an aspect to this asked to be
present.
modern profession of music, more lucrative than mere virtuosity. I speak
A meeting of the Kentucky Asso
of composition. The writing of popular music is a most engaging occu- ciation of the Deans of Women was
pation, while requiring but a small held in Richmond last Friday and Sat
amount of intelligence. The basic re- urday, with Miss Marie Roberts, Dean
quirement, to practice the trade suc- of Women of the Eastern Kentucky'
cessfully, is the ability to filch the State Normal School, as hostess.
melodies of other song-hit- s
and blend
A reception was given in honor of
them gracefully.
the visiting deans on Friday night and
morning the visited the
The first principle for the young Saturday
composer to learn, is the fact that Waco potteries where an address was
all songs designed to meet with popu- made by President
Coates. of the
Of Eastern Normal.
lar favor must be sentimental.
strictly sentimental themes, there are
At the business meeting Saturday
These afternoon Miss Frances Jewell was retwo: Mother and Ireland.
surgery opii seem to touch the heart elected president;
Miss Catherine
of every American regardless of his Bowersox, of Berea College,
race. If the possibilities of creative
and Miss Marie Roberts,
work in the above mentioned depart- secretary.
ment are exhausted, there is the "topThe meeting will be held at Bowical song" to fall back upon. The ling Green
next year.
ditties that fall under this head require little effort at music, as they deA set of Blue Books, used in conpend chiefly on their words to put
the song over. They are usually nection with the National Reporters'
talked, rather than sung, and may System, has arrived at the Law Liconcern any topic that can be treated brary. This makes the system comcleverly in doggerel. Generally speak- plete and is a ready reference to deing, the lyries may be quoted back- cisions of all State and Federal courts.
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wards, with exactly the same meaning
and effect as forwards. This makes $
no difference, however, for if "just
After November 5, the price
folks" like it, it is a success. Within
of Annuals will be raised to $4.50.
the last few years, the richest source
If you want one sign up for it
of music has been the "blue" songs
now and save the extra price.
that arc now a vital part of the nationPositively no Annuals will be
al life. These melodies, or more preordered which are not engaged
cisely, lack of melodies, require no
before hand.
originality. One has only to take the
pattern of the usual blue song, vary
rag-tim- ,e

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"Do Your Best," Is Advice Given
To Those Beginning
lege Career.

7 a. m to Midnight.
First Class, (New Equipment) Being
the only tables of this late design in the City. A game of
will be Enjoyed, as we per"Billiards," or "Pocket-Billiards- ,"
mit nothing but perfect order.
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Professor Carl Lampert, head of the
music department, opened the chapel
exercises for the Freshman Class of
the University of Kentucky, Tuesday
morning, with two beautiful violin se
lections accompanied by Mrs. Lam
pert. Dean Hoyd read the thirteenth
chapter of First Corinthians followed
by the Lord's prayer in which the students joined. After a few announcements Dr. Ward, pastor of the Meth
odist Church, was introduced as the
speaker of the morning.
Dr. Ward felt assured that if he
could tell us how to defeat Center
College in football, he would have a
hearing; however, his advice to us
was, as the soothsayer told the battling Greeks, "Do your best." All
life is as college and nothing is won
by wishing. Most students believe
college prepares one for life, but if
one is not a success in college he can
never hope to attain success later.
Some men die at 17, the high school
age, some at 20, the college age, and
others never lived at all. The question everyone should as khimself is,
"Am I a success?" The measure of
success is not money or social position alone, not the amount of things
you possess but the things you are.
The freshmen are fortunate for
when they come to college everything
is new to them and their first year is
They
one of golden opportunity.
should set their aim high, gain fine
friendships and cultivate the ability
to cast themselves out in the universe.
In the cultivation of our mind and
the development of our body we
should not forget God. We should
have faith, derived from facts of our
own experience and we'll live forever.
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KITTENS LOSE BITTER
GAME TO LIEUTENANTS
(Continued from Page 1)
line in three downs. King then threw
Beirman for a loss of 5 yards. Cen-

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BARNES

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&
Kentucky: Derrick
Substitutions
for Evans, Cochran for Cisco, .Dab-ne- y
for Kirwan. Center: Durn for
DRUGGISTS
Gleim, Gleim for Leonard.
Officials Referee, Shefield, FrankEast Main Street
fort Y. M. C. A.; umpire, Byars, Transylvania; headlinesman, Guyn, Ken PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY
tucky.
Fin Assortment of
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NUNNALLY'S CANDIES

ATHLETIC CLUB HOUSE
TO BE BUILTON CAMPUS
State-CentFreshmen Game Will Go to Start
Building Fund.

Net Gains of

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ROSE LANTERN LODGE

The first steps toward establishing
an Athletic Clubhouse on the campus,
were taken at a meeting of the Athletic Council, that lasted until.. midnight, last Tuesday night, when the
Council decided to accept the proposition of a prominent alumnus that
the University construct such a building. The council decided to devote
y
the net proceeds of the
Freshman game to be played
here November 11, as a nucleus for
this fund, which is expected to be increased by gifts from the alumni.
The promoters hope to start the
building as soon as enough money is
The
secured to begin construction.
Clubhouse will be built perhaps, on
Stoll Field, where the entrance now
is, and will be used as a gathering
place for athletes and a dressing room
for the teams and officials. Perhaps
the main entrance will be through the
building.
If it is possible, the promoters of
the scheme may construct rooms for
the use of athletes as living quarters.
If this is done the rooming problem
of the University will be greatly reCenter-Kentuck-

ter kicked and tracy failed to gain on
the return. A series of line bucks did
not gain ground. Center also failed
to gain. Kirwan then gained 3 yards
and Evans made a 41 yard run around
left end and was hurt quite badly in
this play. Derrick went in for Evans
and made 10 yards. End of third
quarter. Score, Kentucky 6, Center 0.
In the last quarter several end runs
and a pass from Kirwan to Dabney
put the ball on Center's one yard line.
Derrick fumbled and Glein recovered
the ball and ran 95 yards for a touchdown. Rubenstein kicked the goal.
Score, Kentucky 6, Center 7. Center
and
then kicked to the Yearlings
lieved.
both teams exchanged punts. Center
The proposition was given to the
25 yards on an end run
then made
Council that the students of the University do not use their athletic tick
ets at the game, but the council deNOTICE!
cided not to ask the student to do
this. However, if the students of the
The G. O. P. has sent out a
University desire to help in this prop
trumpeting call for an initial
osition, they may pay the admissiogathering Monday night, Nov.
fee at the gate. Athletic tickets will
30, 7:30.
be honored.
There will be an election of
officers and an effort will be
CENTRAL BARBER SHOP
made to have Gov. Edwin P.
GEORGE T. MARTIN, Prop.
Morrow to be present.
Shave 20c
Hair Cut 40c
It is the idea of those behind
Turkish, Shower and Plain Baths.
the organization of the RepubPHONE 1465-- x
lican Club to help in any way
Basement, 139 E. Main Street.
possible the County and NaLexington, Ky.
tional Candidates, on Nov. 8th,
W. B. MARTIN BARBER
and a general discussion and
SHOP
criticism both constructive and
We Cater to
otherwise, of the party policies
UNIVERSITY STUDENTS
as exhibited by the state and
national administration.
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Hair Cut 40c
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kicked a field goal. Score,
Kentucky 6, Center 14. The Lieutenant-CoFormerly With Caskey Jewelry Co.
lonels
again kicked to the
Freshmen Wildcats who gained a considerable ground before the end of the CAREFUL WATCH REPAIRING
game. The Kittens opened up ade, Satisfaction Guaranteed
quate passing game in the last few
minutes, gaining much ground, but
"WATCH YOUR WATCH."
failing to score.
The linup was as follows:
Phone 2682
(6) Kentucky
Center (14)
Lexington, Ky.
157 S. Limestone
King
Leonard
RE
McFarland
Glcim.
Montgomery
RG
Smith
C
Sauer
Scely
DAVIDSON
BROS.
Warren
Long
LG
Stephenson
LT
Prcist
Riffe
Snowday
LE
SANITARY BARBER SHOP
Evans
QB
Rijbcnstein
ELECTRIC HAIR CUTTING
Hughes
LH
Summers
Tracy
RH
Spurlock
AND MASSAGE
Kirwan (c)
FB
Beirman
T
periods:
Score by
165 N. Limestone Street
600
Kentucky
0 0 7 714
Center
Lexington, Ky.
Touchdowns Evans, Glcim, Spurlock.
Points after touchdowns Ruben-stei- n

On the Liberty Road,
mile
from Winchester pike and about VA
miles from Lexington; is a good place
to eat, dance and play cards.
It is just far enough to be out in the
country, and near enough for a good
hike.
We shall make special prices to
fraternities, or student parties.
Dinners by appointment, but im
mediate service for lunches.
one-ha-

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