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really ought to seen
the wny Akkio worked it. 'Course at
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first I couldn't understand what
was up to, but now I see it all
She'd been wearing hll her new spring
clothes to school no matter whether
It was raining or snowing, and primp
Whewl Why, she'd get up a whole
hour earlier (can you imagine a
Yovi konw, you

I'm down but not outl Don't tell
nnyonc, but Akkio tbinks I'm both
down nnd out. You sec, since she
beat nie Oh about ten votes In this
here race for May Queen, she thinks
However,
.she's the world'a host.
she's not so good, she only bent me

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A blotter is the thing you spend Guthrie H. Bright, mnnagcr; Miss
your time looking for while the ink Penrl Martin, accompanist; Storey
Turner, Frank Brown, Austin
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first tenors; Robert L. Bradbury,
Cash Is the jack of all trades.
Stanley B. CundifT, Charles F.
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Hollis Hodges, H. Clifton Morwhen they're on the same shoulder.
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The members of the University of
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last week at Louisvillo, where they
rendered a number of concerts for
the various sessions, and also broadcasting from station WHAS.
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Don't think that a college "sing" is the
only place for close harmony. The electrical communication industry, too, has applied the big idea.
Four men put their heads together in
the research laboratory and there evolves
a new and scientifically accurate basis for
the measurement of speech and hearing.
Construction engineers, whose pole lines
stride across country, work hand in hand
with purchasing engineers who look forty
years ahead for the pole supply of the
future.
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effect economies.
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the words of the song, 'a long pull, a strong
pull, and we'll all pull together."

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Chewing Gum Frances Maltby.
Being in Love Jane McKee.
Giggling Anna Dell Schoonmaker.

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You have

Pnt, Hnll girf fro.UnR up an hour
earlier) just to primp so everybody would any how fresh nnd sweet
she looked In the jure mornlnR Hfcht.
And then she hnd if date with every
boy thnt ever nsked her, no mnttdr
whether he wna snns car, sons money,
or snns sense, ns most of 'em Is. Imagine dating like that when she's
wenrlng a pin, and an I Maka Fire
one at that. I never henrd such carryings onl
That pin suro ain't a
handicap In her case, It's a service
badge.
And she even bought some
books on the power of the mind which
told how to make your worst enemy
do what you wanted him to do. It
sure worked for Akkio. I rend 'em,
too, but I guess I missed the cues
'cause not a darn thing turned out
right for me this week.
Then nnohher reason why Akkio
beat mc was due to the I Maka Fires.
They sure worked for her. We,
Tappa Kegs, did, too. In fact they
had mc to stand in front of the ad
ministration building to electioneer
for Akkle but (don't tell anyone) I
electioneered for myself. Heel Heel
Know how? I told 'em I was Akkle
und hud so many honors that I didn't
want to be May Queen but I wanted
my poor little friend, Ikkie, to be It.
I began doing that after I saw a certain captain who lives in the mountains vote for inc. And to think, ah
that was wasted and Akkle won, but
the best horse doean't always win, 1
sweetly tells Akkle.
She informs me that that may be
true, but think of all the rating and
prestige she is gaining.
I said, "Yes, but many a flower is
born to blush unseen, and waste its
sweetness on the deselair. And I'm
one of these charming fleures.

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