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A HOAX NOTHING

Tito I'nltorson Literary Society enjoyed one of the liveliest sessions of
the. year Inst Saturday evening, when
of a
certain members, possessors
strangely
acute sense of humor,
stirred up the oratorical animals with
a proposition to consolidate the Patt
Society with the I'hllosophlan. A letter, supposedly written by the girls,
was read, and from this documentary
evidence it appeared that the
were literally dying to bo allowed to
do their work In company with the
members of the society.
The supporters of the coalition declared that female membership would
increase the interest In literary work
and ibrlng out larger crowds, In addition to giving a stimulus to those who
The
were placed on the programs.
opposition declared that It would be
detrimental to the best interests of
the society to have a lot of girls sitting in the back part of the room when
a deate was in progress, doing nothing much but giggle.
Trouble began when' Frank Crum,
the president, read the letter. Champions for both sides of the question
arose as by magic, personalities and
heated controversy began to pass back
and forth and the old gavel was overworked. Those who wished to bring
the girls into membership were outnumbered from the start, but they
made a noble fight and might have
won their fight if the chair had not In
the end placed the weight of his disapproval on them. He later explained
that it would have been all right with
him personally, but that he was a
Jilted Brother and feared his confreres at the midnight meetings.
The prosition was not put to a vote,
but dire punishment is promised the
perpetrator of the hoax if he is discovered.
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Tho (Jcorgotonlau, Georgetown
student publication, Jiad tho
following to say In Its last Issue
tho nctlon of tho University
of Kentucky lending Stoll Field for the
T.
game:
"State University showed truo Kentucky hospitality to her visitors November 23. Tho Georgetown team was
glad to get to play the game on Stoll
Field and when tho weather man
proved so unkind everyone was
doubly pleased with tho field. Wo
owe State University a vote of thanks
and take this means of expressing It."

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The story below was written by one
of the most prominent members of tho
Kernel's roportorial staff. Every ono
on the staff was requested early In

tho week to "dig up a story," and most
it to tho queen's taste.
But this momber came in
Tho managing editor stopped him
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and tho following dialog ensued:
"Wotchu goln' to write that story
on?"
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"I don't know."
"Wodju find to write about?"
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"Well, sit down and write about It."
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This is nothing. In particular, it is
nothing therefore it is nothing in par1ST CDEAPSIDE
ticular. It is about nothing and will Office hours 8 a. m. 6 p. m.
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amount to nothing. Having nothing
to do and nothing to write of except
nothing, nothing is the result.
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dothis. Students have a hard time,
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It is now a proven fact that a person can live on nothing to eat while
at school and yet they all keep alive
and some actually get fat on nothing.
Nothing is also a lack of something.
ALPHA SIGMA PHI
We all worry over a lack of somePLEDGES INITIATED
thing, whatever it may be, then we
Phi Sigma, local fra- worry over nothing which Is a bad
Teams from
ternity of the University which was state of affairs. If we can find nothrecently granted a charter as Sigma ing more worth while to worry over
chapter of Alpha Sigma Phi left Fri- than nothing, then there is something
wrong with us which is tho same thing
day night for the University of
Ohio State University and Mari- in this case as nothing wrong with us.
etta College, where they were In- Think it over.
As I said at the beginning, this is
itiated into the fraternity.
Members who composed the teams nothing. After reading this far you
are George Bauer and Charles Sulli- no doubt agree with me.
van, to Marietta College; Otis Taylor
and B. B. Russell, Ohio State Univer- LOST Last week, a Kappa Sigma
pin. Reward for return to Wendell
sity; D. D. Donahue and W. J.
Berry, Kappa Sigma house.
University of Delaware.
The local fraternity was founded In
1912,
as the Scroll and Crescent, Patronize Our Advertisers.
changed later to Phi Sigma. Among
the members aro J. Henry Coleman,
attornoy; John T. Gelder, an engineer
of ort Wayne, Ind.; C. O. Kelley,
J. O. Kelly, J. C. Reynolds, R. 13.
Clifford T. Dotson and Thomas L.
Creokmoro, students.
Alpha Sigma Phi was founded at
Yalo University In 1845 and now has
chaptors In many of tho largest universities and colleges In tho North

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