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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

PACE FOUR

"Windy" Aldridge Captains Red Shirts in
Hard Earned Victory over Blue Team
At Prep Session on Stoll Field Saturday

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The Night Watch," and the curt
by Rockwell Kent in his wood block
outline of the reclining figure
crammed with static posture, ere- ntcs a powerful study in motionless
Other Rockwell Kent
terseness.
productions are "Meditation," "The
Tree," and "The Twilight of Man."
Edward Hopper, known for his
realistic etchings, of whom it is
said that he never pictured any
thing that was not in front of him
in the form of a condition or situ
ation, has four of his etchings hung
in the exhibit. All of them portray
the typical Hopper attitude.
The present exhibition is the
third to be presented by the art
school of the university this year,
Prof. Edward Rannells, head of the
art department, will continue his
series of lectures, tRe last of which
will probably be Wednesday evening
at 7:30. University students and
the public are invited.

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EVERY Woman Should Know
We are sorry that some of our
ignorant eds and ettes were under
the Impression last week that our
head, "Women Should Know" re
ferred to Horace Miner. We were
merely making a feeble effort to
imitate the Pinkham advertisements.
Ordinary Occurrences
we are grow
ing older and older every day. .that
we are still quite young... that
it would be a wonderful thing for
this university if the enrollment
were cut down to 300... that if it
were we would probably be one of
the first to go... that people who
wear red ties really do not mean
anything by it. . .that everyone has
some ambition that he is willing
to do a great deal to satisfy... that
it irks us when people guess what
when we
we are thlnking-especlal- ly
are thinking conceited thoughts...
that you pay more attention to
persons who are able to irritate
you... that the Romans were probably right after all. . .that the most
horrible thing in the world is to
get up for a first hour and then
learn that you do not have one...
that we will probably remember two
of our instructors 10 years from now
...that It is far better to admit
your dislike for someone than to
smile sweetly and gush that you
are their best friend... that if the
S. A. E. Triangle Engineer machine continues members of other
fraternities will have to ask permission to breathe... that if women
are ornaments as Pat Rankin suggeststhey are rather an unfortunate occurrence. . .that we have
a class.

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February 27

Combining a 40 yard return of center of the line in great style.
These boys were a great asset on
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by Malcolm Poster, the
Express, with a smashing the offense, opening holes for the
drive through the center of the fleet Nicholson and Hand.
The Blue lineup at the start was
Blue line, the "Red Shirts" captained by "Windy" Aldridge eked composed of Montgomery and
out a hard earned victory on Stoll
ends; Davidson and
field Saturday afternoon. Tne oniy Wagner, tackles; Parrish and Car"
threat made by the Blue team was ruthers, guards; and Scale center.
Wagner was injured in scrimmage
checked on the Red 4 yard line.
Captain Aldridge won the toss and and was replaced by Bill Jacobs.
elected to defend the east goal. The starting backfleld of Richards,
Phipps kicked off for the Blue team Phipps, Urbaniak and Bickel playand Asher returned the ball to the ed the entire game.
The game was played under
40 yard line. Neither team seemed
able to gain ground through the regular game conditions except that
opposing line and a punting duel the coaches stayed on the field to
between Foster and Urbaniak be- correct occasional mistakes. Coach
gan. Foster seemed to have the Gamage had charge of the Blue
edge in this department, kicking the team while the Red Shirts were in
ball out of bounds with accurate the charge of Coach Bcrnle Shlvely,
line coach.
precision.
The Red offense was led by
and Nicholson who broke away
on numerous runs, piling up first
Both boys displayed some
downs.
pretty broken field running, and
Foster's return of Bickers punt,
paving the way for Hand's plunge
through the line for the Red touchdown, was the climax of the game.
George Bickel bore the brunt of
the Blue attack, aided by Urbaniak
and Jack Phipps. Dick Richards,
playing this first game at quarterback, showed good generalship and
led the way for his halfbacks with
some of the best blocking that has
ever been seen on Stoll field. The
By WILLIAM ARDERY
passing combination of Urbaniak to
Richards was a constant threat.
defensive play of the Red
The
line was superior to that put up
THE GIRL WITH A ROSE
by the Blue forward wall. Kreuter
We have decided that there are
and Blevins, at ends, stopped or a great many of our ettes who have
broke up end runs time after time. never been properly rewarded for
Kipping and young Pribble, the two their beauty, their charm, or their
Red tackles played a fine defensive wisdom.
We believe that we are
game. Pribble stopped the Blue the logical persons to make the
shirted backs behind the line of awards.
scrimmage with repeated consistenEach week this column will precy.
John Drury. Aldridge and sent A rose to the ette who Is
James, center, took care of the I chosen as rose girl for the week.
Only one rose will be presented
KRATT VISITS PHI MU
Because our fair edltrix has absoMr. Theodore Kratt, dean of fine lutely refused to raise our salary
for the project and because it Is
arts at Miami University and the
newly elected province governor of trite to send them by the dozen
Phi Mu Alpha music fraternity, anyway. Foolish, of course, but fun.
Mary Virginia Willis
visited the university chapter of
Phi Mu Alpha Monday, and was
Sister Willis is selected as our
present at its weekly meeting that first rose girl because she is one
night. At this meeting, plans for of the few accepted campus beauthe spring concert, which will be ties who is really beautiful, because
composed entirely of talent from sne has been active in student drathe local chapter, were drawn up matics, because she is truly a graceand discussed.
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fortunate in never having seen her
munching gum, because she is
blonde, because she has a fairly
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Tuesday, February 24, 1931

SEMI-WEEKL- Y

Parties and People
Line of the week to our kid brother
'If there had been any nice
people there would have been a
mixed crowd."
We Are More Than Appreciative

That the Triddlededeltas have that
finer insight, that higher appreciation of values, that clarity of vision,
and that consideration which is
noticeably lacking in the make-u- p
of the Kappas, was evidenced by
our bid to their formal, on the
back of which was inscribed, "Compliments of the Chapter."

Must Be Turned In

Several students who are interested In the intramural basketball tournament which is now
In progress have complained to
The Kernel that stories of the
games are not published. The
sports department of The Kernel
has made every effort to procure
this information but lack of uniformity and inaccuracies in the
records have made this impossible.
Every team which competes in
the tournament has a scorer who
is supposed to turn in the score
his team makes to the head of
the intramural department.
Many of these scorers have kept
the scores on torn slips of paper
and many of them have not
turned in the scores at all. In
other cases the results which
have been turned in are hopelessly inaccurate.
Both The Kernel and the intramural department ask that in
the future the scorers for the
various teams handle the results
more carefully, and turn In all
to C. W.
scores and line-up- s
Hackensmith immediately following the games.
U. K. DEBATES CINCINNATI

Upholding the negative side of
the subject, "Resolved that Unemployment Insurance Is Desirable,"
the university forensic team debat
ed a team from the University of
Cincinnati at 8 o clock Monday
night, in room 111, McVey hall.
The university team was composed
of Hugh R. Jatkson, Sidney T.
Schell, and John Kane, while the
affirmative side was defended by
Phillip
Frankenstein,
Frederick
Woodbridge, and Ben Turpin.

Net Team to Leave

For Tourney, Feb. 25

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tively, and North Carolina State
won the next year. It is highly
possible that the dopesters are
"counting their chickens" just a
little too soon when they make Ken
tucky a sure winner over a team
from a state that has a decided
habit of running off with southern
conference championships.
The Wildcats will be entertained
in Georgia by members of the Ken
tucky Alumni club, which in the
past has made Wildcat teams very
comfortable on their stay in the
capltol city. Coach Rupp stated
that on his last trip there, he was
informed by club members that this
year would be no exception, and
tnat numerous forms of entertain'
ment had been provided, among
which would be sight-seein- g
trips
through the city and nearby places
ot interest, Banquets and other such
forms of amusement.
A victory over North Carolina
State Friday afternoon will pit
j&entucicy against the winner of the
tilt. Lexington bas
ketball fans will remember that
Duke eliminated Kentucky in the
semi-nna- is
last year, so it is possible that in case both Kentucky and
Duke come through with victories
Atlanta fans will have the opportunity to witness a grudge game
with the Kentuckians doing their
best to eliminate the team that put
them out of the tournament last
year.
Kentucky has a splendid position
in the tourney brackets this season
if dope can be used. The teams in
the upper bracket in which the Big
Blue is a member, have won 49
games and lost 40 in conference
competition, for a percentage of

what is known now as the Southern
Conference was formed from the
larger schools of the S. I. A. A.;
thus, Kentucky was generally conceded to have won the first Southern Conference champtensMp.
Several times Kentucky has adonly to
vanced to the semi-final- s,
be eliminated by a team that was
Inferior to the Wlktoat
considered
nctmcn. This year, students, fast,
arid the team Itself believes that
"the worm has turned" and thai
they will establish a name for
themselves and for Kentucky. Win
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ity to a team of championship

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In the lower bracket the
teams have wno 66 games and lost
only 31 for a percentage of .664. It
is easy to see that the Wildcats
have received their first break in
their bid for the southern championship.
Despite the fact that Kentucky
Is generally conceived to have won
this championship tho first year it
was played, on looking up old records, this Is found not to be true.
Kentucky has never won a southern
tourney. The reason given for the
general misunderstanding about the
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